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snarfalupticus

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:12/24/2011
Last Login:2/25/2015
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Comment Ranking:#22325
Highest Content Rank:#4933
Highest Comment Rank:#5393
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Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:71 times
Total Comments Made:840
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I will willingly accept your love and return it tenfold.

latest user's comments

#31 - Here i come, to save the day!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on Title 0
#32 - kawaiidesudesuu (11/30/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#59 - Hot rod. Fantastic movie.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Only 70s kids will understand 0
User avatar #60 - YorkieCup (11/27/2013) [-]
Thank you, i shall watch this later on today. I love Andy Samberg
#2 - Comment deleted 11/21/2013 on Help me out 0
#140 - Yes.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Winter is Coming 0
#142 - sedativechunk (11/19/2013) [-]
I actually did consider it for a second...
> Entire body freezing and shivering the whole time
> freezing hands uncomfortable against penis
> Risk of frostbite on your junk (in that temperature it would happen fast especially with certain lubricant)
> Convenient window there for people to watch (followed by arrest for public lewdness)
> Imagine getting accidentally stuck in there, naked, with jizz everywhere there to freeze...
> Taking phone or something in there for fap material may damage electronics at those temperatures
> Fear of the next days news report about me being "man gets hypothermia while masturbating in freezing chamber"

User avatar #146 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
Consider this

You jack off. Cum shoots out of your dick. It freezes. You throw it at the cashier and say, "You just got hit with a cumball."
#135 - Imagine masturbating naked inside it.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Winter is Coming +3
#137 - sedativechunk (11/19/2013) [-]
#140 - snarfalupticus (11/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
#142 - sedativechunk (11/19/2013) [-]
I actually did consider it for a second...
> Entire body freezing and shivering the whole time
> freezing hands uncomfortable against penis
> Risk of frostbite on your junk (in that temperature it would happen fast especially with certain lubricant)
> Convenient window there for people to watch (followed by arrest for public lewdness)
> Imagine getting accidentally stuck in there, naked, with jizz everywhere there to freeze...
> Taking phone or something in there for fap material may damage electronics at those temperatures
> Fear of the next days news report about me being "man gets hypothermia while masturbating in freezing chamber"

User avatar #146 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
Consider this

You jack off. Cum shoots out of your dick. It freezes. You throw it at the cashier and say, "You just got hit with a cumball."
#393 - Comment deleted 11/19/2013 on Help me out +3
#45 - yes. 11/17/2013 on Wanna smoke a doobie with me? +1
#36 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Wanna smoke a doobie with me? +1
User avatar #43 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
dam u str8 babygurl
#45 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
yes.
#31 - For you, my love.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Wanna smoke a doobie with me? 0
#33 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
#36 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
dam u str8 babygurl
#45 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
yes.
#29 - I've no idea. This video is a bit old, so I haven't seen it in…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Wanna smoke a doobie with me? 0
User avatar #30 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
oh, fuck.
User avatar #31 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
For you, my love.
#33 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
#36 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
dam u str8 babygurl
#45 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
yes.
#21 - Just for meow. 11/17/2013 on My wife? I dont own a wife +6
#26 - There's also the possibility that's it's this video, but this …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Wanna smoke a doobie with me? 0
User avatar #28 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
At what point in the video is it?
User avatar #34 - haqq (11/17/2013) [-]
pretty early on i think.
User avatar #29 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
I've no idea. This video is a bit old, so I haven't seen it in a while.
User avatar #30 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
oh, fuck.
User avatar #31 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
For you, my love.
#33 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
#36 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
dam u str8 babygurl
#45 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
yes.
#24 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Wanna smoke a doobie with me? +1
User avatar #25 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
thank yooooouuuuuu
User avatar #26 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
There's also the possibility that's it's this video, but this one is the continuation od the first one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW-iY4h5Amc
User avatar #28 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
At what point in the video is it?
User avatar #34 - haqq (11/17/2013) [-]
pretty early on i think.
User avatar #29 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
I've no idea. This video is a bit old, so I haven't seen it in a while.
User avatar #30 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
oh, fuck.
User avatar #31 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
For you, my love.
#33 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
#36 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/17/2013) [-]
dam u str8 babygurl
#45 - snarfalupticus (11/17/2013) [-]
yes.
#219 - yes. 11/13/2013 on Looking for Jaden 0
#6612196 - (4) (1) (3) (2) 11/12/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6611946 - I'm glad I could share this with all of you. 11/12/2013 on Autism Board +1
#6611532 - lLease don't stop the party. This is one of the only party I'v… 11/12/2013 on Autism Board +1
#6611083 - Picture 11/12/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6610882 - Picture 11/12/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6610622 - Picture 11/12/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6610536 - Picture 11/12/2013 on Autism Board 0
#409 - You're a dick.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Make admin raugh 0
#410 - thesirofponies (11/08/2013) [-]
Well I thought it was funny.
#406 - So a spic, a white guy and a ****** where all wal… 11/08/2013 on Make admin raugh +1
#63 - Excited, for we will go beyond the limits of omniscience itsel… 10/30/2013 on I Dunno. +1
#51 - we're going have so much fun.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on I Dunno. +2
#56 - butwhynot (10/30/2013) [-]
I don't really know how to feel about this
#63 - snarfalupticus (10/30/2013) [-]
Excited, for we will go beyond the limits of omniscience itself, beyond the our own realm of existence, into the unknown, were possibly only oblivion awaits.

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User avatar #10 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#9 - datgrass ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - nippuhl (02/09/2014) [-]
Get Will Smith'd
#8 to #7 - snarfalupticus (02/09/2014) [-]
With pleasure.
User avatar #1 - veteranoguy (02/08/2014) [-]
can you give me your friend code here? i cant get to his profile.
User avatar #3 to #1 - snarfalupticus (02/08/2014) [-]
what type of Pokémon is my safari set to?
User avatar #4 to #3 - veteranoguy (02/08/2014) [-]
you have a rock type safari. it has onix, nosepass. there is one i still wont be able to find unless you defeat the elite four( unless you already did, you need to be online at the same time as i am.)
User avatar #5 to #4 - snarfalupticus (02/08/2014) [-]
rock type? That's what you have, but a dweeble instead of a nosepass.
User avatar #6 to #5 - veteranoguy (02/08/2014) [-]
yeah. a lot of people still dont know how friend safari's generate the types for each person.
User avatar #2 to #1 - snarfalupticus (02/08/2014) [-]
3153-5007-5096 my love.
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