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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:12/24/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
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Comment Ranking:#15696
Highest Content Rank:#4933
Highest Comment Rank:#5393
Content Thumbs: 1263 total,  1398 ,  135
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Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#172 - Picture 12/15/2013 on Love On Paper 0
#7047737 - Best night of my life. You guys are the best. 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#7047628 - Disco pogo 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7047384 - I love you 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#7047000 - Best party i've ever been too 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#7046070 - A pretty shade of pink would be immensely appreciated. 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7045275 - Let us party! 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7044939 - can I get hot pink? even though I've done nothing to dese… 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7044374 - An idea. 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7044326 - A mere suggestion. 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7044249 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #7044259 - kaddazz (12/14/2013) [-]
much love, bro.
#7044120 - Users used thumb scripts to thumb down all the users during th… 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#7043837 - they used thumb scripts to thumb everyone down during the party.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #7043933 - RisenLichen (12/14/2013) [-]
I see. Thanks
#67 - four points. 12/05/2013 on when the clock is ticking.. 0
#120 - It's the only plausible explanation I can think of. 12/03/2013 on It's the most wonderful... +1
#117 - So he can get head. As stupid as they may seem, I'm sure sucki…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on It's the most wonderful... +1
User avatar #118 - jalthelas (12/03/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm sure you're right.
#120 - snarfalupticus (12/03/2013) [-]
It's the only plausible explanation I can think of.
#115 - I think the dad was driving while the daughter gave him head, …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2013 on It's the most wonderful... +1
User avatar #116 - jalthelas (12/03/2013) [-]
That's what I'd think, but if it's the girl's new car, then why would the dad be driving it?
#117 - snarfalupticus (12/03/2013) [-]
So he can get head. As stupid as they may seem, I'm sure sucking dick while driving isn't a thing that any person with a driver's license would do.
User avatar #118 - jalthelas (12/03/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm sure you're right.
#120 - snarfalupticus (12/03/2013) [-]
It's the only plausible explanation I can think of.
#141 - I hope you don't forget it. 12/02/2013 on I wish I had a friend like... 0
#31 - Here i come, to save the day!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on Title 0
#32 - kawaiidesudesuu (11/30/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#59 - Hot rod. Fantastic movie.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Only 70s kids will understand 0
User avatar #60 - YorkieCup (11/27/2013) [-]
Thank you, i shall watch this later on today. I love Andy Samberg
#2 - Comment deleted 11/21/2013 on Help me out 0
#140 - Yes.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Winter is Coming 0
#142 - sedativechunk (11/19/2013) [-]
I actually did consider it for a second...
> Entire body freezing and shivering the whole time
> freezing hands uncomfortable against penis
> Risk of frostbite on your junk (in that temperature it would happen fast especially with certain lubricant)
> Convenient window there for people to watch (followed by arrest for public lewdness)
> Imagine getting accidentally stuck in there, naked, with jizz everywhere there to freeze...
> Taking phone or something in there for fap material may damage electronics at those temperatures
> Fear of the next days news report about me being "man gets hypothermia while masturbating in freezing chamber"

User avatar #146 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
Consider this

You jack off. Cum shoots out of your dick. It freezes. You throw it at the cashier and say, "You just got hit with a cumball."
#135 - Imagine masturbating naked inside it.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Winter is Coming +3
#137 - sedativechunk (11/19/2013) [-]
#140 - snarfalupticus (11/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
#142 - sedativechunk (11/19/2013) [-]
I actually did consider it for a second...
> Entire body freezing and shivering the whole time
> freezing hands uncomfortable against penis
> Risk of frostbite on your junk (in that temperature it would happen fast especially with certain lubricant)
> Convenient window there for people to watch (followed by arrest for public lewdness)
> Imagine getting accidentally stuck in there, naked, with jizz everywhere there to freeze...
> Taking phone or something in there for fap material may damage electronics at those temperatures
> Fear of the next days news report about me being "man gets hypothermia while masturbating in freezing chamber"

User avatar #146 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
Consider this

You jack off. Cum shoots out of your dick. It freezes. You throw it at the cashier and say, "You just got hit with a cumball."
#393 - Comment deleted 11/19/2013 on Help me out +3
#45 - yes. 11/17/2013 on Wanna smoke a doobie with me? +1
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#9 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - nippuhl (02/09/2014) [-]
Get Will Smith'd
#8 to #7 - snarfalupticus (02/09/2014) [-]
With pleasure.
User avatar #1 - veteranoguy ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
can you give me your friend code here? i cant get to his profile.
User avatar #3 to #1 - snarfalupticus (02/08/2014) [-]
what type of Pokémon is my safari set to?
User avatar #4 to #3 - veteranoguy ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
you have a rock type safari. it has onix, nosepass. there is one i still wont be able to find unless you defeat the elite four( unless you already did, you need to be online at the same time as i am.)
User avatar #5 to #4 - snarfalupticus (02/08/2014) [-]
rock type? That's what you have, but a dweeble instead of a nosepass.
User avatar #6 to #5 - veteranoguy ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
yeah. a lot of people still dont know how friend safari's generate the types for each person.
User avatar #2 to #1 - snarfalupticus (02/08/2014) [-]
3153-5007-5096 my love.
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