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Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
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#77 - No, venoms are toxins.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2013 on facts 'n' shit 0
User avatar #78 - elitejerkz (12/23/2013) [-]
A toxin is a poison produced by an animal.
#79 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
A toxin is a toxin produced by anything that is toxic, including plants, animals, and minerals.
User avatar #80 - elitejerkz (12/24/2013) [-]
toxin
ˈtɒksɪn/Submit
noun
1.
a poison of plant or animal origin, especially one produced by or derived from microorganisms and acting as an antigen in the body.
#85 - paulthehero (12/26/2013) [-]
Bottom line is, some venom's digest correctly which would not mean that anything that has venom will be poisonous to eat.
#11 - Whales are ******* mammals. They don't have cloacas.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Need More Training -2
User avatar #22 - Dember (12/24/2013) [-]
Oh, and also, orcas are not whales at all. They are more closely related to dolphins.

The name "killer whale" is actually reversed; it is derived from their latin name which literally means "whale killer" -- because they are not murderous whales; they are apex predators and they prey upon whales. And sharks, and just about anything else they fucking want to.
User avatar #21 - Dember (12/24/2013) [-]
You're half right; orcas are mammals. But they do have cloacas.

If you'd prefer to believe they don't, then fine - that must be a female and that is her gaping killer whale vagina.
If it were a male I'm sure you'd see a huge phallic orca dong all held aloft instead, because hey, if it's an aquatic mammal it probably has a sheath instead of internal reproductive organs, right? Unless they got him circumcised, since you know. He's a mammal.
#18 - cloaca (12/23/2013) [-]
I can confirm that I am indeed in that picture. I am found on all reptiles, avian species, and most aquatic life.
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#272669 - ITT: Eyes.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
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#272372 - Australia. An upside down country, with backwards ass culture.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #272377 - hunman (12/23/2013) [-]
Like Soviet Russia?
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#272334 - No. They're completely different. 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
#272329 - Legless lizards are adorable.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #272337 - neocortex (12/23/2013) [-]
I wanted to reply "snakes?" but I have been taught better.



The more you know.jpeg
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User avatar #272340 - neocortex (12/23/2013) [-]
You have my thanks ^_^
User avatar #272332 - fausticorn (12/23/2013) [-]
Leglesslizardfire
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User avatar #272334 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
No. They're completely different.
User avatar #272333 - fausticorn (12/23/2013) [-]
No.
They're actually different
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User avatar #272315 - walcorn (12/23/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #272304 - neutralgray (12/23/2013) [-]
Yep~! Sixroller is the best.
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User avatar #272303 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
hheheheh
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User avatar #272297 - defensive (12/23/2013) [-]
I knew
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User avatar #272250 - sergeantnovak (12/23/2013) [-]
Now we need flutterbomb
#272244 - syndrome*  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
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#272242 - Dunning kruger syndome*  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #272244 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
syndrome*
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#272240 - They're both cynical assholes with the dunning kruger effect.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #272242 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
Dunning kruger syndome*
User avatar #272244 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
syndrome*
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#272229 - Bukowski is like the sigmund freud of poetry...  [+] (6 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly 0
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User avatar #272240 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
They're both cynical assholes with the dunning kruger effect.
User avatar #272242 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
Dunning kruger syndome*
User avatar #272244 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
syndrome*
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#272226 - I'm not intelligent, I'm just incredibly good at hiding my stu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +2
User avatar #272246 - neutralgray (12/23/2013) [-]
That sounds like me 100%.
#31 - SO what do you play then?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on facts 'n' shit 0
User avatar #33 - evilanakie (12/23/2013) [-]
darksouls MC and minesweeper mainly
#272218 - Please, if the sting ray was a land animal it would be steve i… 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
#114 - I hardly ever go to the brony board anymore. 12/23/2013 on squidward 0
#272213 - So often people legitimately ask if I'm on drugs. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +2
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User avatar #272284 - DaCrazyOne (12/23/2013) [-]
Shit, tell them you've been injecting Krokodil.
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User avatar #9799 - snakefire (08/21/2014) [-]
stickied by snakefire
#9797 - hazenberdan (08/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by snakefire
..What ever happened to you?
#9800 - yisumad ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Ignore the tweets from Darklink56 (or whatever it was). Old account that I had forgotten about. My actual twitter is here m8: twitter.com/The_Line_Guy
User avatar #9796 - raspberrywrath (07/18/2014) [-]
sooooooooo...you check out update 14 yet?
#9794 - thisisfact (07/11/2014) [-]
Seriously though. You try to be relevant. You try to be funny. I know you. You make videos that aren't even entertaining. You go on gay board and show yourself to strangers. While I am over here. Making a simple post, after this I continue to live in my home. Entertain people. Doing something with my life. And that's what you do. Just think. Are you really doing the right thing?
User avatar #9761 - allamericangirl (06/24/2014) [-]
damn son. you got a while before that ban
User avatar #9762 to #9761 - snakefire (06/25/2014) [-]
Bout goddamn time.
User avatar #9768 to #9767 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Im gonna stay with my alt for a little while tho.
User avatar #9755 - megavoir (06/18/2014) [-]
baby come back
User avatar #9787 to #9755 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh I see.

Hey do I have you on skype?
User avatar #9788 to #9787 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
my old account, yes, my new one is megavoir
or my full name. not sure
User avatar #9789 to #9788 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Added
User avatar #9790 to #9789 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
yay
no mic tho
User avatar #9769 to #9766 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Im on this account for now.
#9770 to #9769 - megavoir (06/26/2014) [-]
Kaaaaaaaay.
Kaaaaaaaay.
User avatar #9771 to #9770 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
So how are you?
User avatar #9772 to #9771 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Ehhhhhhhh. Alrright, I guess.
You?
#9773 to #9772 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Whats wrong?

Im fine.
A little sleepy, but fine.
User avatar #9774 to #9773 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
I got schooool monday, and I won't have anymoneys after tomorrow
#9775 to #9774 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Im sorry to hear that.
#9776 to #9775 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Nah, it's gooood.
Nah, it's gooood.
User avatar #9777 to #9776 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
So what are you up to?
User avatar #9778 to #9777 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Readin' mango, talkin to friends, plan' bass
you?
User avatar #9779 to #9778 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Talking to people and playing games.
User avatar #9780 to #9779 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
oh yeah also games
forgot about my 3ds
#9781 to #9780 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Mine needs to be charged.
#9782 to #9781 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
>not charging while playing
#9783 to #9782 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Not feeling like playing pokemon right now.
User avatar #9784 to #9783 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm playin' Bravely Default<3
User avatar #9785 to #9784 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Ah, I've never heard of that.
User avatar #9786 to #9785 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Basically Final Fantasy 3-2
fun
#9756 to #9755 - misticalz ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
mega how could u betray me like this
User avatar #9758 to #9757 - misticalz ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #9754 - madzombiie ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
RIP in pepperonis faggot, kill yourself <3
#9753 - thetitdestroyer (06/15/2014) [-]
****					 you pussy.   
Get banned again faggot.


**** you pussy.
Get banned again faggot.
#9752 - groovierpoet (06/08/2014) [-]
Damnit snakefire, Why you gotta get yourself ban.
User avatar #9751 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
The guy who banned you isn't even a mod anymore.
Get rekt.
User avatar #9750 - stripey (06/06/2014) [-]
dis ***** dead
User avatar #9749 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/01/2014) [-]
RIP in pieces
User avatar #9747 - girguy (06/01/2014) [-]
rip knuckles
User avatar #9745 - Nickdowgg (05/24/2014) [-]
Tenouttaten on that ban.
User avatar #9746 - gabemczombie (05/13/2014) [-]
Snake fire no~
User avatar #9744 - User (05/08/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/snakefirex

as long as you're banned Have this.
User avatar #9745 to #9744 - User (05/08/2014) [-]
cAN't captializE.
#9743 - neocortex (05/01/2014) [-]
Sorry about your ban, looking forward for you to come back =)
#9742 - raspberrywrath (04/30/2014) [-]
congratulations on the ban
#thuglife
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