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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: snakefire411
Steam Profile: doctorsnakefire
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: WARFRAME IS THE BEST GAME EVER!
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
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#8219 - Yes yes I do. Warframe is my favorite, but lately I've been pl…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on snakefire's profile 0
User avatar #8230 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Thats pretty nice, you can add me up. search up hunter11196
I play a lot of Warframe too, just not as much lately.
I absolutely adore Portal 2, some of the funniest and most frustrating times spent in that game, lol
And yeah, here is me by the way i.imgur.com/dPQABr0.png
User avatar #8231 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I like your hair..
User avatar #8269 - rittzd (01/23/2014) [-]
Awweeh thanks :3
Everyone seems to like my hair, haha.

Anywho, what should an American dude and a Candian dude do?
#547715 - Mine just goes straight up and lays against my stomach. But I … 01/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#547708 - I dont understand  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #547711 - theorangefox (01/22/2014) [-]
If I sit close to my keyboard, my boner gets in the way.
User avatar #547715 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Mine just goes straight up and lays against my stomach. But I can still understand.
#547705 - Boxer briefs, but the same thing happens with boxers.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #547706 - theorangefox (01/22/2014) [-]
You have no idea how annoying it is to type with a boner.
#547708 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I dont understand
User avatar #547711 - theorangefox (01/22/2014) [-]
If I sit close to my keyboard, my boner gets in the way.
User avatar #547715 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Mine just goes straight up and lays against my stomach. But I can still understand.
#547698 - what  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#547701 - griffeni (01/22/2014) [-]
#547696 - Yeah.. yeah I do.. 01/22/2014 on Friendly 0
#547693 - Because my pants dont go past my belly button. 01/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#547689 - I literally could not get my dick back into my pants right now…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #547707 - rikka (01/22/2014) [-]
Snakefire?!

Talking about his penis?!!

I wouldn't of guessed it in a million years
User avatar #547703 - theorangefox (01/22/2014) [-]
You sound like you wear briefs.
User avatar #547705 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Boxer briefs, but the same thing happens with boxers.
User avatar #547706 - theorangefox (01/22/2014) [-]
You have no idea how annoying it is to type with a boner.
#547708 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I dont understand
User avatar #547711 - theorangefox (01/22/2014) [-]
If I sit close to my keyboard, my boner gets in the way.
User avatar #547715 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Mine just goes straight up and lays against my stomach. But I can still understand.
#547697 - griffeni (01/22/2014) [-]
like your actual dick size
User avatar #547698 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
what
#547701 - griffeni (01/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #547695 - hunman (01/22/2014) [-]
Pants are for squares
User avatar #547694 - friendlynuke (01/22/2014) [-]
someone needs a faaaaaaaap
User avatar #547696 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Yeah.. yeah I do..
User avatar #547690 - iknowuwant (01/22/2014) [-]
wut
why
#547693 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Because my pants dont go past my belly button.
#547687 - Fast metabolism! 01/22/2014 on Friendly 0
#547682 - Like every three or four days. 01/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#7546191 - So guys, hows my build?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #7546205 - friendlynuke (01/22/2014) [-]
>not bloodthirsters

0/1
#130 - Picture 01/22/2014 on Curiosity. +11
#547666 - So hows my build now?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #547683 - griffeni (01/22/2014) [-]
nothing for my all infinity edge jinx
User avatar #547681 - fimirae (01/22/2014) [-]
p shit
User avatar #547680 - xerros (01/22/2014) [-]
your build is shit, but your hp is well over 6000.
#7546181 - Picture 01/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#547634 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #547678 - hunman (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes, that is called a cloaca
User avatar #547661 - gggfrt (01/22/2014) [-]
My taint cramped after I read that
#547435 - So how's my build guys?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #547449 - griffeni (01/22/2014) [-]
NIGGA FUCK YOU THATS MY BUILD
User avatar #547445 - therealfishyxander (01/22/2014) [-]
not cost efficient in anyway
User avatar #547442 - ronnocx (01/22/2014) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #547440 - iknowuwant (01/22/2014) [-]
yes
#547438 - mangioluingi (01/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #547437 - microbrony (01/22/2014) [-]
not nearly as good as you think
#123 - Something on friendly. 01/22/2014 on Curiosity. 0
#121 - uh.. just yours.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Curiosity. 0
User avatar #122 - thechosentroll (01/22/2014) [-]
Then the fuck's this content?
User avatar #123 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Something on friendly.
#1618 - Nah man. Its not like Im stalking. I just message you once in a while. 01/22/2014 on thechosentroll's profile 0
#8217 - Yes pc. Umm.. what picture?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/22/2014 on snakefire's profile 0
User avatar #8218 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Awesome, do you have Steam? We can play stuff together.
You know, the snake picture.
User avatar #8219 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes yes I do. Warframe is my favorite, but lately I've been playing a lot of league.
Do you like portal 2?
Ohhh.
User avatar #8230 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Thats pretty nice, you can add me up. search up hunter11196
I play a lot of Warframe too, just not as much lately.
I absolutely adore Portal 2, some of the funniest and most frustrating times spent in that game, lol
And yeah, here is me by the way i.imgur.com/dPQABr0.png
User avatar #8231 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I like your hair..
User avatar #8269 - rittzd (01/23/2014) [-]
Awweeh thanks :3
Everyone seems to like my hair, haha.

Anywho, what should an American dude and a Candian dude do?
#8215 - I play a lot of games.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/22/2014 on snakefire's profile 0
User avatar #8216 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
I guess that's true about the US nowadays.
Cool, PC games?
By the way, nice picture, you are hot.
User avatar #8217 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes pc.
Umm.. what picture?
User avatar #8218 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Awesome, do you have Steam? We can play stuff together.
You know, the snake picture.
User avatar #8219 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes yes I do. Warframe is my favorite, but lately I've been playing a lot of league.
Do you like portal 2?
Ohhh.
User avatar #8230 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Thats pretty nice, you can add me up. search up hunter11196
I play a lot of Warframe too, just not as much lately.
I absolutely adore Portal 2, some of the funniest and most frustrating times spent in that game, lol
And yeah, here is me by the way i.imgur.com/dPQABr0.png
User avatar #8231 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I like your hair..
User avatar #8269 - rittzd (01/23/2014) [-]
Awweeh thanks :3
Everyone seems to like my hair, haha.

Anywho, what should an American dude and a Candian dude do?
#8214 - Also um.. the US is not very good anymore. There is n… 01/22/2014 on snakefire's profile 0
#8212 - I'm bi.. kiiinda.. I'm picky when it comes to guys..  [+] (9 new replies) 01/22/2014 on snakefire's profile 0
User avatar #8213 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh cool! I am actually bi too. Opening up the possibilities, haha?

Ah... I suck at conversations.

What do you usually do to keep yourself entertained?
User avatar #8215 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I play a lot of games.
User avatar #8216 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
I guess that's true about the US nowadays.
Cool, PC games?
By the way, nice picture, you are hot.
User avatar #8217 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes pc.
Umm.. what picture?
User avatar #8218 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Awesome, do you have Steam? We can play stuff together.
You know, the snake picture.
User avatar #8219 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes yes I do. Warframe is my favorite, but lately I've been playing a lot of league.
Do you like portal 2?
Ohhh.
User avatar #8230 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Thats pretty nice, you can add me up. search up hunter11196
I play a lot of Warframe too, just not as much lately.
I absolutely adore Portal 2, some of the funniest and most frustrating times spent in that game, lol
And yeah, here is me by the way i.imgur.com/dPQABr0.png
User avatar #8231 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I like your hair..
User avatar #8269 - rittzd (01/23/2014) [-]
Awweeh thanks :3
Everyone seems to like my hair, haha.

Anywho, what should an American dude and a Candian dude do?
#8210 - The department of agriculture partially.. A lot of the laws ar…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/22/2014 on snakefire's profile 0
User avatar #8211 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Well, I've loved the US since a very long time ago.
But since it's from an experienced Californian, I will be sure to tell my friend that.
Anywhoo, if you don't mind me asking, what's your sexuality?
User avatar #8214 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Also um.. the US is not very good anymore.

There is no free health care, you have to pay so horribly much to go to college, and the public schools are terrible.
User avatar #8212 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm bi.. kiiinda..

I'm picky when it comes to guys..
User avatar #8213 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh cool! I am actually bi too. Opening up the possibilities, haha?

Ah... I suck at conversations.

What do you usually do to keep yourself entertained?
User avatar #8215 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I play a lot of games.
User avatar #8216 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
I guess that's true about the US nowadays.
Cool, PC games?
By the way, nice picture, you are hot.
User avatar #8217 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes pc.
Umm.. what picture?
User avatar #8218 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Awesome, do you have Steam? We can play stuff together.
You know, the snake picture.
User avatar #8219 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes yes I do. Warframe is my favorite, but lately I've been playing a lot of league.
Do you like portal 2?
Ohhh.
User avatar #8230 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Thats pretty nice, you can add me up. search up hunter11196
I play a lot of Warframe too, just not as much lately.
I absolutely adore Portal 2, some of the funniest and most frustrating times spent in that game, lol
And yeah, here is me by the way i.imgur.com/dPQABr0.png
User avatar #8231 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I like your hair..
User avatar #8269 - rittzd (01/23/2014) [-]
Awweeh thanks :3
Everyone seems to like my hair, haha.

Anywho, what should an American dude and a Candian dude do?
#8208 - It is not..  [+] (14 new replies) 01/22/2014 on snakefire's profile 0
User avatar #8209 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Really? Why do you think that?
User avatar #8210 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
The department of agriculture partially.. A lot of the laws are stupid here.
Plus it gets hot in the summer.. which is fine where I am, but the rest of the state not as much..
User avatar #8211 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Well, I've loved the US since a very long time ago.
But since it's from an experienced Californian, I will be sure to tell my friend that.
Anywhoo, if you don't mind me asking, what's your sexuality?
User avatar #8214 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Also um.. the US is not very good anymore.

There is no free health care, you have to pay so horribly much to go to college, and the public schools are terrible.
User avatar #8212 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm bi.. kiiinda..

I'm picky when it comes to guys..
User avatar #8213 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh cool! I am actually bi too. Opening up the possibilities, haha?

Ah... I suck at conversations.

What do you usually do to keep yourself entertained?
User avatar #8215 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I play a lot of games.
User avatar #8216 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
I guess that's true about the US nowadays.
Cool, PC games?
By the way, nice picture, you are hot.
User avatar #8217 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes pc.
Umm.. what picture?
User avatar #8218 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Awesome, do you have Steam? We can play stuff together.
You know, the snake picture.
User avatar #8219 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes yes I do. Warframe is my favorite, but lately I've been playing a lot of league.
Do you like portal 2?
Ohhh.
User avatar #8230 - rittzd (01/22/2014) [-]
Thats pretty nice, you can add me up. search up hunter11196
I play a lot of Warframe too, just not as much lately.
I absolutely adore Portal 2, some of the funniest and most frustrating times spent in that game, lol
And yeah, here is me by the way i.imgur.com/dPQABr0.png
User avatar #8231 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
I like your hair..
User avatar #8269 - rittzd (01/23/2014) [-]
Awweeh thanks :3
Everyone seems to like my hair, haha.

Anywho, what should an American dude and a Candian dude do?
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Latest users (2): alucord, hazenberdan, anonymous(3).
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User avatar #9799 - snakefire (08/21/2014) [-]
stickied by snakefire
#9797 - hazenberdan ONLINE (08/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by snakefire
..What ever happened to you?
#9800 - yisumad (08/21/2014) [-]
Ignore the tweets from Darklink56 (or whatever it was). Old account that I had forgotten about. My actual twitter is here m8: twitter.com/The_Line_Guy
User avatar #9796 - raspberrywrath (07/18/2014) [-]
sooooooooo...you check out update 14 yet?
#9794 - thisisfact (07/11/2014) [-]
Seriously though. You try to be relevant. You try to be funny. I know you. You make videos that aren't even entertaining. You go on gay board and show yourself to strangers. While I am over here. Making a simple post, after this I continue to live in my home. Entertain people. Doing something with my life. And that's what you do. Just think. Are you really doing the right thing?
User avatar #9761 - allamericangirl (06/24/2014) [-]
damn son. you got a while before that ban
User avatar #9762 to #9761 - snakefire (06/25/2014) [-]
Bout goddamn time.
User avatar #9768 to #9767 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Im gonna stay with my alt for a little while tho.
User avatar #9755 - megavoir (06/18/2014) [-]
baby come back
User avatar #9787 to #9755 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh I see.

Hey do I have you on skype?
User avatar #9788 to #9787 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
my old account, yes, my new one is megavoir
or my full name. not sure
User avatar #9789 to #9788 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Added
User avatar #9790 to #9789 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
yay
no mic tho
User avatar #9769 to #9766 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Im on this account for now.
#9770 to #9769 - megavoir (06/26/2014) [-]
Kaaaaaaaay.
Kaaaaaaaay.
User avatar #9771 to #9770 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
So how are you?
User avatar #9772 to #9771 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Ehhhhhhhh. Alrright, I guess.
You?
#9773 to #9772 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Whats wrong?

Im fine.
A little sleepy, but fine.
User avatar #9774 to #9773 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
I got schooool monday, and I won't have anymoneys after tomorrow
#9775 to #9774 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Im sorry to hear that.
#9776 to #9775 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Nah, it's gooood.
Nah, it's gooood.
User avatar #9777 to #9776 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
So what are you up to?
User avatar #9778 to #9777 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Readin' mango, talkin to friends, plan' bass
you?
User avatar #9779 to #9778 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Talking to people and playing games.
User avatar #9780 to #9779 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
oh yeah also games
forgot about my 3ds
#9781 to #9780 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Mine needs to be charged.
#9782 to #9781 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
>not charging while playing
#9783 to #9782 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Not feeling like playing pokemon right now.
User avatar #9784 to #9783 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm playin' Bravely Default<3
User avatar #9785 to #9784 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Ah, I've never heard of that.
User avatar #9786 to #9785 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Basically Final Fantasy 3-2
fun
#9756 to #9755 - misticalz ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
mega how could u betray me like this
User avatar #9758 to #9757 - misticalz ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #9754 - madzombiie ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
RIP in pepperonis faggot, kill yourself <3
#9753 - thetitdestroyer ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
****					 you pussy.   
Get banned again faggot.


**** you pussy.
Get banned again faggot.
#9752 - groovierpoet (06/08/2014) [-]
Damnit snakefire, Why you gotta get yourself ban.
User avatar #9751 - EdwardNigma (06/07/2014) [-]
The guy who banned you isn't even a mod anymore.
Get rekt.
User avatar #9750 - stripey (06/06/2014) [-]
dis ***** dead
User avatar #9749 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/01/2014) [-]
RIP in pieces
User avatar #9747 - girguy (06/01/2014) [-]
rip knuckles
User avatar #9745 - Nickdowgg (05/24/2014) [-]
Tenouttaten on that ban.
User avatar #9746 - gabemczombie (05/13/2014) [-]
Snake fire no~
User avatar #9744 - User (05/08/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/snakefirex

as long as you're banned Have this.
User avatar #9745 to #9744 - User (05/08/2014) [-]
cAN't captializE.
#9743 - neocortex (05/01/2014) [-]
Sorry about your ban, looking forward for you to come back =)
#9742 - raspberrywrath (04/30/2014) [-]
congratulations on the ban
#thuglife
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