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Date Signed Up:7/16/2011
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    What a great idea! What a great idea!
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#13 - (2) 10/23/2014 on As a 19 yo guy who hasn't... 0
#12 - These two movies, litterally made me go fetal, Crying, spittin…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on As a 19 yo guy who hasn't... +1
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2014) [-]
A.I. is a cheap movie, if I ever saw one.
First warning we got of Spielberg becoming an old man.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2014) [-]
That film makes me dehydrate severely from the amount of tears shed at the end.

All he wanted was to be a real boy ;(
#13 - smurtehmurph (10/23/2014) [-]
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#84 - **smurtehmurph rolled user articulate ** can we bang?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Roll User +1
User avatar #231 - articulate (10/23/2014) [-]
I have a headache. Not tonight.
#10 - wouldn't it be faster to just log into her account?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on How to troll your friends 0
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
how does one hack into ones facebook account? not all of us are pro hackers like you.
#23 - metacobalion (10/22/2014) [-]
It's easy man, just do this. Super l33t haxxor in no time.
User avatar #27 - braindeadmetalhead (10/22/2014) [-]
I followed the exact steps. I can confirm, this made me a super l33t haxxor.
#20 - Picture 10/21/2014 on Well This Just Happened on... +4
#10 - HOW THE **** DOES SHE WALK IN THOSE SHOES?!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on "Fashion" 0
User avatar #17 - vonstrangle (10/21/2014) [-]
Awkwardly.
#22 - A great thing I used to do, was get into a match, put 20+ on t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on CS Bots aren't the smartest +18
User avatar #45 - envinite (10/21/2014) [-]
Plus limit yourself to only use pump action shotgun without buying ammo, throw out pistol and set sv_gravity to 300
User avatar #28 - malific (10/21/2014) [-]
That's who Left 4 Dead got started.

True story. After Valve bought Counter-strike they would do that to test the bots and someone said 'we should make a game out of this'.
#75 - Good to see another trigun fan.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on A message to bronies +1
User avatar #77 - serenitynocturnus (10/13/2014) [-]
Yep.
#12 - Go google it.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #21 - sinonyx (09/30/2014) [-]
nose is different
lips are different
more of a cleft chin in the left picture
thicker eyebrows on the left

not the same
#13 - hadrian (09/29/2014) [-]
Nope.
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
If only they made some sort of substance that could cover blemishes and enhance skin color. Maybe one day science will advance.
User avatar #34 - hadrian (09/30/2014) [-]
She's willing to go without washing her hair to maintain those dreadlocks. You really think she's the kind of girl to wear makeup?
User avatar #22 - trollchildxy (09/30/2014) [-]
Look at the difference of complexion, while that could be partially due to the lighting difference, the redness most clearly indicates a use of makeup. The best way to disprove this would be comparing the facial features that cannot be changed so easily. Such as the lower lip structure, the actual tip of the nose, the eye shapes, and the jaw line.

Her lower lip comes in ever so slightly into that typical puckered look, her nose has that weird dimple on both sides of the center thingy between both of her nostrils. Her eyes are slightly flatter, this isn't something that can be explained by her eyes being more closed, because look at his right vs left eye, they both arch upwards far more than hers. Lastly her jaw is so much more defined than his but a far less defined butt chin.
#16 - asurasxnight (09/30/2014) [-]
you can get moles as you grow older and stay out in the sun too long. could be acute skin cancer
User avatar #17 - hadrian (09/30/2014) [-]
Occam's Razor. According to the least number of assumptions made, they are two different people. Is it possible that it's the same person? Sure, but only if one presumes a sex change operation, a change in personal styling, and an acute case of skin cancer.
#18 - asurasxnight (09/30/2014) [-]
a lot of people do look a like. Some say Richard Dawkins and Emily Watson look a like
User avatar #19 - hadrian (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh no doubt. The fact that TheAmazingAtheist and Investigamer are not related still blows my mind.
#20 - asurasxnight (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm sorry. I don't frequent this site enough to know who they are. I am assuming they are users on this site
User avatar #23 - hadrian (09/30/2014) [-]
They are famous users on YouTube.

Investigamer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCExXie1XB4

Amazing Atheist
www.youtube.com/channel/UCjNxszyFPasDdRoD9J6X-sw
#4 - oh and btw, that woman is clinging to her partner. He is just … 09/29/2014 on Kiss Cam +4

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User avatar #778 - angelooo (09/07/2014) [-]
Are you FJ points and or items for trade?
User avatar #781 to #778 - smurtehmurph (09/07/2014) [-]
I can't see your items so............
User avatar #782 to #781 - angelooo (09/07/2014) [-]
I hate being a pest because you already said no but, not even the jewlery you take interest in?
User avatar #779 to #778 - smurtehmurph (09/07/2014) [-]
I guess?
User avatar #780 to #779 - angelooo (09/07/2014) [-]
Is there anything specific you want for anything? I'm mainly interested in your FJ points and CandyJack item.
User avatar #772 - dende (07/11/2014) [-]
We should talk more
User avatar #773 to #772 - smurtehmurph (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh hey man. How's college?
User avatar #774 to #773 - dende (07/12/2014) [-]
Heading out in a month, still on break for now.

Do you not have xbox anymore, or what?
User avatar #775 to #774 - smurtehmurph (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I just gotta fix it's lense, new part is in the mail
User avatar #776 to #775 - dende (07/12/2014) [-]
Nice, we need to play/talk more then. It's been too long
User avatar #777 to #776 - smurtehmurph (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah sure man, I'll let you know when I'm back
#771 - the comenter (06/12/2014) [-]
Hey man
User avatar #770 - ied (01/06/2014) [-]
and insanity souls/keepers
User avatar #769 - ied (01/06/2014) [-]
please sell me fj points ;_;
#763 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
hey are you selling your gem recipes?
User avatar #764 to #763 - smurtehmurph (10/24/2013) [-]
****** how did you even know I was online

I haven't been on in a month
#765 to #764 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
you were picking and i saw your name
User avatar #766 to #765 - smurtehmurph (10/24/2013) [-]
I only started picking again to work my mind
it increases my reactions so when I pay vidya I ream.



I am, but for fj points, everything is for sale.
#767 to #766 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
how many points per
User avatar #768 to #767 - smurtehmurph (10/24/2013) [-]
Offer
User avatar #755 - smurtehmurph (09/21/2013) [-]
aajimu want my gems?
#752 - wonderpoop (08/16/2013) [-]
The code has already been used for the mirror's edge copy you sent me. Still appreciate the gesture, nonetheless.
#751 - wonderpoop (08/16/2013) [-]
Leaving comment here, as you stated. Would love a copy of Mirror's edge.
#746 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
started a 						*********					 and deleted your post. you devious bastard
started a ********* and deleted your post. you devious bastard
User avatar #747 to #746 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
And reposted it, people weren't reading it properly, you took the time to come to my profile, what would you like?
User avatar #748 to #747 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
oh, im the guy you gave crisis 2, but the key didn't work. no worries though, keep it bro, i hardly use steam anyways. thanks though
User avatar #749 to #748 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Keys for origin man
User avatar #750 to #749 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
welp, that'll do it
User avatar #742 - grail (08/01/2013) [-]
Sorry, not selling those, need them myself.
#731 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
to steep?
User avatar #732 to #731 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, they normally sell for 10 points ea.

I was thinking maybe 2-4 points in bulk, Not 70 ******* souls...
#733 to #732 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
oh is that bad?
User avatar #734 to #733 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
It's ******* atrocious.
#735 to #734 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
so bad
User avatar #736 to #735 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes dude, there's no market unless you're buying bulk.
#737 to #736 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
wanna buy em or what
#739 to #738 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
slut
User avatar #740 to #739 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
Good luck making it in this game acting like a cunt.
#741 to #740 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
bitch
User avatar #728 - whtkid ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Not worth it man. sorry
User avatar #729 to #728 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
I know... Send a trade?
User avatar #730 to #729 - whtkid ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Nah, i wanna hold onto it. sorry.
User avatar #724 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
how many points for horses?
User avatar #725 to #724 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
um well the going is around 15 but i'm quiting so 12k
User avatar #726 to #725 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #717 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
Those were two dc'd rare coins, not normal coins. I don't want to sell any coins though, since they won't be as common anymore.
User avatar #718 to #717 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
They're not dc'd, gold goblins drop them.
User avatar #719 to #718 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
You sent for two "small gold coins". There are only 5 in circ.
User avatar #720 to #719 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
oh **** , sorry i thought they where new royal sorry
User avatar #721 to #720 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
It's cool, I don't have new royal gold coins yet. I figured it was a mistake, since I saw you post the gold coin you needed a couple of times.
User avatar #722 to #721 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
i need 15 of the ******* .
no one will sell
User avatar #712 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
those are not tokens...
casino tokens and not coins can be cashed in
User avatar #713 to #712 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
I thought they worked?
User avatar #714 to #713 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
are you a new player?
User avatar #715 to #714 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
No, i'm old, it's just the fact that they did work once... and i stopped playing awhile ago.
User avatar #716 to #715 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
no just casino tokens sorry
User avatar #709 - grail (07/29/2013) [-]
I need those as well, sorry.
User avatar #710 to #709 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
turkey or potion?
User avatar #711 to #710 - grail (07/29/2013) [-]
Well I'll need both for dragons.
User avatar #702 - tallybanned (07/29/2013) [-]
you should inform me when you dont leave a unique
User avatar #704 to #702 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
i'm looking for nightmare poitions, raw turkey and forget me not flowers atm
User avatar #703 to #702 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
i did leave uniqes...?
User avatar #706 to #705 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
oh **** sorry, surely i left a unique of the others
User avatar #707 to #706 - tallybanned (07/29/2013) [-]
yea its ok dont worry
User avatar #708 to #707 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
sorry <3
User avatar #701 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
**smurtehmurph rolls 31**
User avatar #700 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
*[normal][normal]*smurtehmurph rolls 69**
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