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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, xbox one, ps3
X-box Gamertag: Smurtehmurph2
PSN: Smurtehmurph
Date Signed Up:7/16/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:Australia
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#6 - THAT SECOND ONE! I WAS THERE FOR IT! I WAS IN THE BACK SEAT IT… 21 hours ago on Fuck her right in the pussy +3
#7 - Quick question, Without a moisture detector, if you fell into …  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on shredder porn 0
#8 - AllYourBase (20 hours ago) [-]
Unless you either gummed it up, or became too wide for the aperture (maybe not even then) the answer is a probable yes, unless it has some other sort of safety mechanism, seeing as it took that blanket like a champ. You'd never be operating this alone, and your partner(s) would probably instinctively shut it off as soon as you started screaming.
#7 - I... I want to skype you.... <3 21 hours ago on MY OC: Merry Christmas... 0
#8 - Only an australian from melbourne could make this. 12/24/2014 on Elektronik Supersonik +9
#25 - Thanks man. 12/22/2014 on Payday 0
#19 - See it's people like you that make it the reason I don't get i…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Payday 0
User avatar #32 - pwnagraphy (12/22/2014) [-]
He's not being a dick, he's actually giving you pretty solid advice. SAO season 1 is decent, after that it's worse than piss. The abridged series gives you the gist of it without all the terrible bullshit and lets you still understand the story to get references. The actual show is so goddamn autistic it physically hurts to watch it

He's not being a dick, you're just on your period
User avatar #26 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
The abridged series is about a thousand times funnier. Watch it for laughs, then go back and watch the proper anime to get what everything is.
#24 - toohntown (12/22/2014) [-]
tbh sword art online 1 (never seen SAO2) was good as long as you don't watch it past SAO. Once it gets into elfheim it gets pretty shitty imo.

Not that big of an anime watcher only seen like 2 25 episode series and a bit of naruto stopped watching cus of fucking filler episodes
User avatar #25 - smurtehmurph (12/22/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #20 - zomaru (12/22/2014) [-]
No, Not even cultural. It's unanimously bad.
But fine, don't like me? Go watch it. Go watch both seasons. Then come back, and tell me you actually liked anything other then the first acts of both season.
I'm not being an ass hole. I'm saving you. The abridged series are great but the anime... The MC is the worst Gary sue Deus ex I've ever seen, and the author literally doesn't care to make him deeper then that.
#17 - I don't really watch anime that much. What is SAO?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Payday 0
User avatar #18 - zomaru (12/22/2014) [-]
Sword Art Online

If you must watch it then stick to the abridge series. Don't even bother with the actual anime.
User avatar #19 - smurtehmurph (12/22/2014) [-]
See it's people like you that make it the reason I don't get into anime. You think you're so much better than others because you're "Cultural"

Why'd you have to be a dick about it? Why couldn't you just say "It's from sword art online"
User avatar #32 - pwnagraphy (12/22/2014) [-]
He's not being a dick, he's actually giving you pretty solid advice. SAO season 1 is decent, after that it's worse than piss. The abridged series gives you the gist of it without all the terrible bullshit and lets you still understand the story to get references. The actual show is so goddamn autistic it physically hurts to watch it

He's not being a dick, you're just on your period
User avatar #26 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
The abridged series is about a thousand times funnier. Watch it for laughs, then go back and watch the proper anime to get what everything is.
#24 - toohntown (12/22/2014) [-]
tbh sword art online 1 (never seen SAO2) was good as long as you don't watch it past SAO. Once it gets into elfheim it gets pretty shitty imo.

Not that big of an anime watcher only seen like 2 25 episode series and a bit of naruto stopped watching cus of fucking filler episodes
User avatar #25 - smurtehmurph (12/22/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #20 - zomaru (12/22/2014) [-]
No, Not even cultural. It's unanimously bad.
But fine, don't like me? Go watch it. Go watch both seasons. Then come back, and tell me you actually liked anything other then the first acts of both season.
I'm not being an ass hole. I'm saving you. The abridged series are great but the anime... The MC is the worst Gary sue Deus ex I've ever seen, and the author literally doesn't care to make him deeper then that.
#15 - I'm gonna... I"m gonna need source on that animu.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Payday 0
#16 - zomaru (12/22/2014) [-]
SAO
Seriously, if you somehow missed it, keep it that way.
#21 - toohntown (12/22/2014) [-]
is that SAO2? or 1?
User avatar #22 - zomaru (12/22/2014) [-]
Second season, near the end of GGO arc
#23 - toohntown (12/22/2014) [-]
k good, im not just stupid. Never saw SAO2 and I didn't recognize this
User avatar #17 - smurtehmurph (12/22/2014) [-]
I don't really watch anime that much. What is SAO?
User avatar #18 - zomaru (12/22/2014) [-]
Sword Art Online

If you must watch it then stick to the abridge series. Don't even bother with the actual anime.
User avatar #19 - smurtehmurph (12/22/2014) [-]
See it's people like you that make it the reason I don't get into anime. You think you're so much better than others because you're "Cultural"

Why'd you have to be a dick about it? Why couldn't you just say "It's from sword art online"
User avatar #32 - pwnagraphy (12/22/2014) [-]
He's not being a dick, he's actually giving you pretty solid advice. SAO season 1 is decent, after that it's worse than piss. The abridged series gives you the gist of it without all the terrible bullshit and lets you still understand the story to get references. The actual show is so goddamn autistic it physically hurts to watch it

He's not being a dick, you're just on your period
User avatar #26 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
The abridged series is about a thousand times funnier. Watch it for laughs, then go back and watch the proper anime to get what everything is.
#24 - toohntown (12/22/2014) [-]
tbh sword art online 1 (never seen SAO2) was good as long as you don't watch it past SAO. Once it gets into elfheim it gets pretty shitty imo.

Not that big of an anime watcher only seen like 2 25 episode series and a bit of naruto stopped watching cus of fucking filler episodes
User avatar #25 - smurtehmurph (12/22/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #20 - zomaru (12/22/2014) [-]
No, Not even cultural. It's unanimously bad.
But fine, don't like me? Go watch it. Go watch both seasons. Then come back, and tell me you actually liked anything other then the first acts of both season.
I'm not being an ass hole. I'm saving you. The abridged series are great but the anime... The MC is the worst Gary sue Deus ex I've ever seen, and the author literally doesn't care to make him deeper then that.
#2 - Due to the quality of the gif I thought they where pangolins. 12/22/2014 on daw +4
#8 - New fifa game looks good. 12/22/2014 on North Korea = Sony 0

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User avatar #783 - azswampy (12/11/2014) [-]
Selling your drags? Anything you looking for besides points?
User avatar #784 to #783 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I wanna quit so not really.
User avatar #785 to #784 - azswampy (12/11/2014) [-]
How many points for your emeralds/dragons?
User avatar #787 to #785 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Dude cmon, that's not even close to fair
I'll do 10k for the pride and emeralds, but not all 3
User avatar #786 to #785 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
85 points for each emerald, only selling in bulk.

and dragons I'm looking for a few thousand ea. The sloth is actually the first one ever. I made it before any of them
User avatar #778 - angelooo (09/07/2014) [-]
Are you FJ points and or items for trade?
User avatar #781 to #778 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I can't see your items so............
User avatar #782 to #781 - angelooo (09/07/2014) [-]
I hate being a pest because you already said no but, not even the jewlery you take interest in?
User avatar #779 to #778 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I guess?
User avatar #780 to #779 - angelooo (09/07/2014) [-]
Is there anything specific you want for anything? I'm mainly interested in your FJ points and CandyJack item.
User avatar #772 - dende (07/11/2014) [-]
We should talk more
User avatar #773 to #772 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh hey man. How's college?
User avatar #774 to #773 - dende (07/12/2014) [-]
Heading out in a month, still on break for now.

Do you not have xbox anymore, or what?
User avatar #775 to #774 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I just gotta fix it's lense, new part is in the mail
User avatar #776 to #775 - dende (07/12/2014) [-]
Nice, we need to play/talk more then. It's been too long
User avatar #777 to #776 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah sure man, I'll let you know when I'm back
#771 - the comenter (06/12/2014) [-]
Hey man
User avatar #770 - ied (01/06/2014) [-]
and insanity souls/keepers
User avatar #769 - ied (01/06/2014) [-]
please sell me fj points ;_;
#763 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
hey are you selling your gem recipes?
User avatar #764 to #763 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
****** how did you even know I was online

I haven't been on in a month
#765 to #764 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
you were picking and i saw your name
User avatar #766 to #765 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I only started picking again to work my mind
it increases my reactions so when I pay vidya I ream.



I am, but for fj points, everything is for sale.
#767 to #766 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
how many points per
User avatar #768 to #767 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Offer
User avatar #755 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
aajimu want my gems?
#752 - wonderpoop (08/16/2013) [-]
The code has already been used for the mirror's edge copy you sent me. Still appreciate the gesture, nonetheless.
#751 - wonderpoop (08/16/2013) [-]
Leaving comment here, as you stated. Would love a copy of Mirror's edge.
#746 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
started a 						*********					 and deleted your post. you devious bastard
started a ********* and deleted your post. you devious bastard
User avatar #747 to #746 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
And reposted it, people weren't reading it properly, you took the time to come to my profile, what would you like?
User avatar #748 to #747 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
oh, im the guy you gave crisis 2, but the key didn't work. no worries though, keep it bro, i hardly use steam anyways. thanks though
User avatar #749 to #748 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Keys for origin man
User avatar #750 to #749 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
welp, that'll do it
User avatar #742 - grail (08/01/2013) [-]
Sorry, not selling those, need them myself.
#731 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
to steep?
User avatar #732 to #731 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, they normally sell for 10 points ea.

I was thinking maybe 2-4 points in bulk, Not 70 ******* souls...
#733 to #732 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
oh is that bad?
User avatar #734 to #733 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
It's ******* atrocious.
#735 to #734 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
so bad
User avatar #736 to #735 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes dude, there's no market unless you're buying bulk.
#737 to #736 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
wanna buy em or what
User avatar #738 to #737 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
No
#739 to #738 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
slut
User avatar #740 to #739 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Good luck making it in this game acting like a cunt.
#741 to #740 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
bitch
User avatar #728 - whtkid (07/31/2013) [-]
Not worth it man. sorry
User avatar #729 to #728 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I know... Send a trade?
User avatar #730 to #729 - whtkid (07/31/2013) [-]
Nah, i wanna hold onto it. sorry.
User avatar #724 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
how many points for horses?
User avatar #725 to #724 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
um well the going is around 15 but i'm quiting so 12k
User avatar #726 to #725 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #727 to #726 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
35k
User avatar #717 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
Those were two dc'd rare coins, not normal coins. I don't want to sell any coins though, since they won't be as common anymore.
User avatar #718 to #717 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
They're not dc'd, gold goblins drop them.
User avatar #719 to #718 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
You sent for two "small gold coins". There are only 5 in circ.
User avatar #720 to #719 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
oh **** , sorry i thought they where new royal sorry
User avatar #721 to #720 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
It's cool, I don't have new royal gold coins yet. I figured it was a mistake, since I saw you post the gold coin you needed a couple of times.
User avatar #722 to #721 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
i need 15 of the ******* .
no one will sell
User avatar #712 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
those are not tokens...
casino tokens and not coins can be cashed in
User avatar #713 to #712 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I thought they worked?
User avatar #714 to #713 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
are you a new player?
User avatar #715 to #714 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
No, i'm old, it's just the fact that they did work once... and i stopped playing awhile ago.
User avatar #716 to #715 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
no just casino tokens sorry
User avatar #709 - grail (07/29/2013) [-]
I need those as well, sorry.
User avatar #710 to #709 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
turkey or potion?
User avatar #711 to #710 - grail (07/29/2013) [-]
Well I'll need both for dragons.
User avatar #702 - tallybanned (07/29/2013) [-]
you should inform me when you dont leave a unique
User avatar #704 to #702 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
i'm looking for nightmare poitions, raw turkey and forget me not flowers atm
User avatar #703 to #702 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
i did leave uniqes...?
User avatar #706 to #705 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
oh **** sorry, surely i left a unique of the others
User avatar #707 to #706 - tallybanned (07/29/2013) [-]
yea its ok dont worry
User avatar #708 to #707 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
sorry <3
User avatar #701 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
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