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#8 - Can someone tl:dr? I don't have my glasses with me. :/  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on cringe +1
#30 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
reduced sight faggot
User avatar #9 - derus (08/20/2014) [-]
Beta got paired up with a populair girl, pisses on his white shirt in her bathroom and shakes her hand with piss stained hand
#40 - That'd suck 08/20/2014 on Air Doctor 0
#37 - Holy **** , doesn't image size cap at 10, 000 pixels?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Air Doctor +1
#39 - pitifulsoul (08/20/2014) [-]
It was a hassle resizing all of them to just below the maximum
User avatar #40 - smurtehmurph (08/20/2014) [-]
That'd suck
#19 - I've been frequenting FJ since about 2002 and 4chan since 2008… 08/18/2014 on My first OC - Spot the... +7
#2 - ************ just made it cross town in like 25 s… 08/18/2014 on When You Forget To Log Out +143
#16 - You do notice the people claiming "Ugly, she must be a fe…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on My first OC - Spot the... +5
User avatar #18 - famkehoopers (08/18/2014) [-]
I was actually surprised someone knows who that is....
#19 - smurtehmurph (08/18/2014) [-]
I've been frequenting FJ since about 2002 and 4chan since 2008 so I've seen some shit. :/
User avatar #17 - famkehoopers (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh yes, but the haters are mostly uneducted and feminist so no point in arguing with them. That's like playing chess with a pigeon...

Thanks though
#33 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
hurrrduurrr feminist are uneducated even though I clearly know nothing about the feminist movement! GUYS AM I ONE OF YOU NOW LOL ONE OF THE LADS

Kill yourself.
#14 - Actually, that woman is a feminist, and has claimed she was ra…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2014 on My first OC - Spot the... +4
#15 - famkehoopers (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - smurtehmurph (08/18/2014) [-]
You do notice the people claiming "Ugly, she must be a feminist" and whitenighting/shitposting all over your post right?
User avatar #18 - famkehoopers (08/18/2014) [-]
I was actually surprised someone knows who that is....
#19 - smurtehmurph (08/18/2014) [-]
I've been frequenting FJ since about 2002 and 4chan since 2008 so I've seen some shit. :/
User avatar #17 - famkehoopers (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh yes, but the haters are mostly uneducted and feminist so no point in arguing with them. That's like playing chess with a pigeon...

Thanks though
#33 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
hurrrduurrr feminist are uneducated even though I clearly know nothing about the feminist movement! GUYS AM I ONE OF YOU NOW LOL ONE OF THE LADS

Kill yourself.
#6 - Never mind, I realize the post says 81 seconds. I am quite tir…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on (No Comment) +8
User avatar #9 - Tusura (08/19/2014) [-]
tbh, in some boxing matches, people don't land a punch for the first minute trying to "feel out" their opponent. Figure out the range of the other fighter, and try to get inside of it, while timing punches.
#5 - I'm a 19 year old Australian but I can assume that the fight w…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on (No Comment) +1
User avatar #6 - smurtehmurph (08/18/2014) [-]
Never mind, I realize the post says 81 seconds. I am quite tired and have been up all night.
User avatar #9 - Tusura (08/19/2014) [-]
tbh, in some boxing matches, people don't land a punch for the first minute trying to "feel out" their opponent. Figure out the range of the other fighter, and try to get inside of it, while timing punches.
#7 - Surprisingly enough #8 actually has a wife and family, It was … 08/18/2014 on The virginity is strong... 0

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User avatar #772 - dende (07/11/2014) [-]
We should talk more
User avatar #773 to #772 - smurtehmurph (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh hey man. How's college?
User avatar #774 to #773 - dende (07/12/2014) [-]
Heading out in a month, still on break for now.

Do you not have xbox anymore, or what?
User avatar #775 to #774 - smurtehmurph (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I just gotta fix it's lense, new part is in the mail
User avatar #776 to #775 - dende (07/12/2014) [-]
Nice, we need to play/talk more then. It's been too long
User avatar #777 to #776 - smurtehmurph (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah sure man, I'll let you know when I'm back
#771 - the comenter (06/12/2014) [-]
Hey man
User avatar #770 - ied (01/06/2014) [-]
and insanity souls/keepers
User avatar #769 - ied (01/06/2014) [-]
please sell me fj points ;_;
#763 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
hey are you selling your gem recipes?
User avatar #764 to #763 - smurtehmurph (10/24/2013) [-]
****** how did you even know I was online

I haven't been on in a month
#765 to #764 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
you were picking and i saw your name
User avatar #766 to #765 - smurtehmurph (10/24/2013) [-]
I only started picking again to work my mind
it increases my reactions so when I pay vidya I ream.



I am, but for fj points, everything is for sale.
#767 to #766 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
how many points per
User avatar #768 to #767 - smurtehmurph (10/24/2013) [-]
Offer
User avatar #755 - smurtehmurph (09/21/2013) [-]
aajimu want my gems?
#752 - wonderpoop (08/16/2013) [-]
The code has already been used for the mirror's edge copy you sent me. Still appreciate the gesture, nonetheless.
#751 - wonderpoop (08/16/2013) [-]
Leaving comment here, as you stated. Would love a copy of Mirror's edge.
#746 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
started a 						*********					 and deleted your post. you devious bastard
started a ********* and deleted your post. you devious bastard
User avatar #747 to #746 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
And reposted it, people weren't reading it properly, you took the time to come to my profile, what would you like?
User avatar #748 to #747 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
oh, im the guy you gave crisis 2, but the key didn't work. no worries though, keep it bro, i hardly use steam anyways. thanks though
User avatar #749 to #748 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Keys for origin man
User avatar #750 to #749 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
welp, that'll do it
User avatar #742 - grail (08/01/2013) [-]
Sorry, not selling those, need them myself.
#731 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
to steep?
User avatar #732 to #731 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, they normally sell for 10 points ea.

I was thinking maybe 2-4 points in bulk, Not 70 ******* souls...
#733 to #732 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
oh is that bad?
User avatar #734 to #733 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
It's ******* atrocious.
#735 to #734 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
so bad
User avatar #736 to #735 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes dude, there's no market unless you're buying bulk.
#737 to #736 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
wanna buy em or what
#739 to #738 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
slut
User avatar #740 to #739 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
Good luck making it in this game acting like a cunt.
#741 to #740 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
bitch
User avatar #728 - whtkid (07/31/2013) [-]
Not worth it man. sorry
User avatar #729 to #728 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
I know... Send a trade?
User avatar #730 to #729 - whtkid (07/31/2013) [-]
Nah, i wanna hold onto it. sorry.
User avatar #724 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
how many points for horses?
User avatar #725 to #724 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
um well the going is around 15 but i'm quiting so 12k
User avatar #726 to #725 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #717 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
Those were two dc'd rare coins, not normal coins. I don't want to sell any coins though, since they won't be as common anymore.
User avatar #718 to #717 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
They're not dc'd, gold goblins drop them.
User avatar #719 to #718 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
You sent for two "small gold coins". There are only 5 in circ.
User avatar #720 to #719 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
oh **** , sorry i thought they where new royal sorry
User avatar #721 to #720 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
It's cool, I don't have new royal gold coins yet. I figured it was a mistake, since I saw you post the gold coin you needed a couple of times.
User avatar #722 to #721 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
i need 15 of the ******* .
no one will sell
User avatar #712 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
those are not tokens...
casino tokens and not coins can be cashed in
User avatar #713 to #712 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
I thought they worked?
User avatar #714 to #713 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
are you a new player?
User avatar #715 to #714 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
No, i'm old, it's just the fact that they did work once... and i stopped playing awhile ago.
User avatar #716 to #715 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
no just casino tokens sorry
User avatar #709 - grail (07/29/2013) [-]
I need those as well, sorry.
User avatar #710 to #709 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
turkey or potion?
User avatar #711 to #710 - grail (07/29/2013) [-]
Well I'll need both for dragons.
User avatar #702 - tallybanned (07/29/2013) [-]
you should inform me when you dont leave a unique
User avatar #704 to #702 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
i'm looking for nightmare poitions, raw turkey and forget me not flowers atm
User avatar #703 to #702 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
i did leave uniqes...?
User avatar #706 to #705 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
oh **** sorry, surely i left a unique of the others
User avatar #707 to #706 - tallybanned (07/29/2013) [-]
yea its ok dont worry
User avatar #708 to #707 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
sorry <3
User avatar #701 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #700 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
*[normal][normal]*smurtehmurph rolls 69**
User avatar #699 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
**smurtehmurph rolls 69*[normal][normal]*
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