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Date Signed Up:7/16/2011
Last Login:8/01/2014
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#12 - > "Shoe" 8 hours ago on new kid meme 0
#5 - This is stupid... The juices from the beef would just ruin all…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on (untitled) 0
User avatar #8 - Jxeer (2 hours ago) [-]
It's not metal.
it's lava.
User avatar #7 - trollchildxy (3 hours ago) [-]
The juices probably evaporated before they ever hit the metal...
#2 - I guess cats aren't in anymore. 9 hours ago on I want one as-well -1
#3 - I'm not allowed in public anymore. 9 hours ago on MFW I ate a tin of gay beans 0
#2 - Comment deleted 9 hours ago on MFW I ate a tin of gay beans 0
#2 - I guess they were too busy dicking around  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on The face +3
#4 - letrollzor (9 hours ago) [-]
#1 - Wam bam thank you mam.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Take the shot. +3
User avatar #38 - therealmario (07/31/2014) [-]
Didn't watch the youtube vid, just thumbed for the Bowie reference...
User avatar #23 - azraelthemage (07/31/2014) [-]
Bitch please, do you even Praise the Sun?
User avatar #2 - meatygoodness (07/30/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not posting best slam-jam
Slam of the Northstar - Quad City DJs vs Crystal Kings
User avatar #44 - stripey (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - dathunter (07/31/2014) [-]
I beg to differ Pokéslam X & Y - Champion Barklea Battle (Quad City DJ's VS Game Freak)
#10 - ninjabadger (07/30/2014) [-]
10/10 would slam again
#16 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2014) [-]
#13 - crimsonsunshine (07/30/2014) [-]
you'realreadyslammed.jpeg
#6 - MOBA explain?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Your head isn't ponty enough. 0
#7 - buffalogriller (07/30/2014) [-]
Dota 2. Gyrocopter fires a rocket which stuns and does damage based on distance travelled. Dark seer has a skill that gives him max movement speed for 3/4.5/6/7.5 Seconds. He runs away, thus prolonging the flight time of the rocket.

yeah it's not funny
#10 - Seems like a lot of fucking around just for one drink. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Classy as fuck +88
User avatar #79 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/30/2014) [-]
Well you don't just drink it all at once. You're supposed to sip it slowly, and make it last as long as the cigar.
#418 - I way 115 kg (ausfag) and I eat normally, I'm just fat cause I… 07/30/2014 on I want in on this tumblr war 0

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User avatar #772 - dende ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
We should talk more
User avatar #773 to #772 - smurtehmurph (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh hey man. How's college?
User avatar #774 to #773 - dende ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Heading out in a month, still on break for now.

Do you not have xbox anymore, or what?
User avatar #775 to #774 - smurtehmurph (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I just gotta fix it's lense, new part is in the mail
User avatar #776 to #775 - dende ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Nice, we need to play/talk more then. It's been too long
User avatar #777 to #776 - smurtehmurph (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah sure man, I'll let you know when I'm back
#771 - the comenter (06/12/2014) [-]
Hey man
User avatar #770 - ied (01/06/2014) [-]
and insanity souls/keepers
User avatar #769 - ied (01/06/2014) [-]
please sell me fj points ;_;
#763 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
hey are you selling your gem recipes?
User avatar #764 to #763 - smurtehmurph (10/24/2013) [-]
Nigger how did you even know I was online

I haven't been on in a month
#765 to #764 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
you were picking and i saw your name
User avatar #766 to #765 - smurtehmurph (10/24/2013) [-]
I only started picking again to work my mind
it increases my reactions so when I pay vidya I ream.



I am, but for fj points, everything is for sale.
#767 to #766 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
how many points per
User avatar #768 to #767 - smurtehmurph (10/24/2013) [-]
Offer
User avatar #755 - smurtehmurph (09/21/2013) [-]
aajimu want my gems?
#752 - wonderpoop (08/16/2013) [-]
The code has already been used for the mirror's edge copy you sent me. Still appreciate the gesture, nonetheless.
#751 - wonderpoop (08/16/2013) [-]
Leaving comment here, as you stated. Would love a copy of Mirror's edge.
#746 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
started a shitstorm and deleted your post. you devious bastard
started a shitstorm and deleted your post. you devious bastard
User avatar #747 to #746 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
And reposted it, people weren't reading it properly, you took the time to come to my profile, what would you like?
User avatar #748 to #747 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
oh, im the guy you gave crisis 2, but the key didn't work. no worries though, keep it bro, i hardly use steam anyways. thanks though
User avatar #749 to #748 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Keys for origin man
User avatar #750 to #749 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
welp, that'll do it
User avatar #742 - grail (08/01/2013) [-]
Sorry, not selling those, need them myself.
#731 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
to steep?
User avatar #732 to #731 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, they normally sell for 10 points ea.

I was thinking maybe 2-4 points in bulk, Not 70 fucking souls...
#733 to #732 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
oh is that bad?
User avatar #734 to #733 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
It's fucking atrocious.
#735 to #734 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
so bad
User avatar #736 to #735 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes dude, there's no market unless you're buying bulk.
#737 to #736 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
wanna buy em or what
#739 to #738 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
slut
User avatar #740 to #739 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
Good luck making it in this game acting like a cunt.
#741 to #740 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
bitch
User avatar #728 - whtkid (07/31/2013) [-]
Not worth it man. sorry
User avatar #729 to #728 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
I know... Send a trade?
User avatar #730 to #729 - whtkid (07/31/2013) [-]
Nah, i wanna hold onto it. sorry.
User avatar #724 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
how many points for horses?
User avatar #725 to #724 - smurtehmurph (07/31/2013) [-]
um well the going is around 15 but i'm quiting so 12k
User avatar #726 to #725 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #717 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
Those were two dc'd rare coins, not normal coins. I don't want to sell any coins though, since they won't be as common anymore.
User avatar #718 to #717 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
They're not dc'd, gold goblins drop them.
User avatar #719 to #718 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
You sent for two "small gold coins". There are only 5 in circ.
User avatar #720 to #719 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
oh fuck, sorry i thought they where new royal sorry
User avatar #721 to #720 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
It's cool, I don't have new royal gold coins yet. I figured it was a mistake, since I saw you post the gold coin you needed a couple of times.
User avatar #722 to #721 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
i need 15 of the fuckers.
no one will sell
User avatar #712 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
those are not tokens...
casino tokens and not coins can be cashed in
User avatar #713 to #712 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
I thought they worked?
User avatar #714 to #713 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
are you a new player?
User avatar #715 to #714 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
No, i'm old, it's just the fact that they did work once... and i stopped playing awhile ago.
User avatar #716 to #715 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
no just casino tokens sorry
User avatar #709 - grail (07/29/2013) [-]
I need those as well, sorry.
User avatar #710 to #709 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
turkey or potion?
User avatar #711 to #710 - grail (07/29/2013) [-]
Well I'll need both for dragons.
User avatar #702 - tallybanned (07/29/2013) [-]
you should inform me when you dont leave a unique
User avatar #704 to #702 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
i'm looking for nightmare poitions, raw turkey and forget me not flowers atm
User avatar #703 to #702 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
i did leave uniqes...?
User avatar #706 to #705 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
oh shit sorry, surely i left a unique of the others
User avatar #707 to #706 - tallybanned (07/29/2013) [-]
yea its ok dont worry
User avatar #708 to #707 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
sorry <3
User avatar #701 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
**smurtehmurph rolls 31**
User avatar #700 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
*[normal][normal]*smurtehmurph rolls 69**
User avatar #699 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
**smurtehmurph rolls 69*[normal][normal]*
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