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Date Signed Up:7/16/2011
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#30 - Scarlia <3 20 hours ago on Please help me name 0
#9 - Poor poor W.T. Snacks. 21 hours ago on image deleted after 5 minutes 0
#33 - Halo reach is free to own on xbox live right now if you have gold. 23 hours ago on The saddest moment in... 0
#54 - That's none of your god damned business. Oh woe is m…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on >chinese cartoons -2
#55 - wumbido (09/19/2014) [-]
well you seem like a very respectable individual too.
#41 - Also, We did a buyback, where people were paid to tr…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on >chinese cartoons -2
User avatar #44 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
wait this is south australia. where u live?
User avatar #54 - smurtehmurph (09/19/2014) [-]
That's none of your god damned business.

Oh woe is me. An einfeild from the war was broken. Go back to /k/ you uneducated cunt.
#55 - wumbido (09/19/2014) [-]
well you seem like a very respectable individual too.
User avatar #43 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
South Australia's gun amnesty 2012
found it
User avatar #42 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
but still, hearing the stock on that enfield crack was fucking torture to listen to.
sry i cant find the video
#34 - A) I don't own a gun. B) No they didn't what the **…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2014 on >chinese cartoons 0
#40 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv1CRLMTebo
ive seen footage of them destroying a bunch of beautiful old guns, like a flintlock, an enfield. i cant find the video but i found it harder to watch than footage of the fucking concentration camp executions
User avatar #41 - smurtehmurph (09/18/2014) [-]
sydney.edu.au/news/84.html?newsstoryid=1502

Also, We did a buyback, where people were paid to trade them in, it's results are a success and I can go get a gun license to get a .22 rifle if I wanted to.
User avatar #44 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
wait this is south australia. where u live?
User avatar #54 - smurtehmurph (09/19/2014) [-]
That's none of your god damned business.

Oh woe is me. An einfeild from the war was broken. Go back to /k/ you uneducated cunt.
#55 - wumbido (09/19/2014) [-]
well you seem like a very respectable individual too.
User avatar #43 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
South Australia's gun amnesty 2012
found it
User avatar #42 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
but still, hearing the stock on that enfield crack was fucking torture to listen to.
sry i cant find the video
#31 - The best part about being australian is going And I quot…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/18/2014 on >chinese cartoons +2
#32 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
have fun trying to buy guns, they burned/crushed them all
User avatar #34 - smurtehmurph (09/18/2014) [-]
A) I don't own a gun.
B) No they didn't what the fuck are you on about
C) There is 3 gun stores within 35 miles of me (fucking imperialist pleb)
D) They did that in the fucking 90's because of the port Arthur massacres
E) You're a cunt.
F)uck you.
#40 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv1CRLMTebo
ive seen footage of them destroying a bunch of beautiful old guns, like a flintlock, an enfield. i cant find the video but i found it harder to watch than footage of the fucking concentration camp executions
User avatar #41 - smurtehmurph (09/18/2014) [-]
sydney.edu.au/news/84.html?newsstoryid=1502

Also, We did a buyback, where people were paid to trade them in, it's results are a success and I can go get a gun license to get a .22 rifle if I wanted to.
User avatar #44 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
wait this is south australia. where u live?
User avatar #54 - smurtehmurph (09/19/2014) [-]
That's none of your god damned business.

Oh woe is me. An einfeild from the war was broken. Go back to /k/ you uneducated cunt.
#55 - wumbido (09/19/2014) [-]
well you seem like a very respectable individual too.
User avatar #43 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
South Australia's gun amnesty 2012
found it
User avatar #42 - wumbido (09/18/2014) [-]
but still, hearing the stock on that enfield crack was fucking torture to listen to.
sry i cant find the video
#29 - >Menstruating Nazi Cunt Bitch 10/10 Completely her. 09/18/2014 on >chinese cartoons +1
#17 - My family and I have gotten into MANY arguments, because the o…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on GEARS BETA +2
#18 - wanicochil (09/17/2014) [-]
I did this and it blocked my whole wall from my family, was coy as fuck
#32 - not mentioned. 0/10 would not bang. 09/17/2014 on Years of Science's Greatest... 0

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User avatar #778 - angelooo (09/07/2014) [-]
Are you FJ points and or items for trade?
User avatar #781 to #778 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I can't see your items so............
User avatar #782 to #781 - angelooo (09/07/2014) [-]
I hate being a pest because you already said no but, not even the jewlery you take interest in?
User avatar #779 to #778 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I guess?
User avatar #780 to #779 - angelooo (09/07/2014) [-]
Is there anything specific you want for anything? I'm mainly interested in your FJ points and CandyJack item.
User avatar #772 - dende (07/11/2014) [-]
We should talk more
User avatar #773 to #772 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh hey man. How's college?
User avatar #774 to #773 - dende (07/12/2014) [-]
Heading out in a month, still on break for now.

Do you not have xbox anymore, or what?
User avatar #775 to #774 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I just gotta fix it's lense, new part is in the mail
User avatar #776 to #775 - dende (07/12/2014) [-]
Nice, we need to play/talk more then. It's been too long
User avatar #777 to #776 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah sure man, I'll let you know when I'm back
#771 - the comenter (06/12/2014) [-]
Hey man
User avatar #770 - ied (01/06/2014) [-]
and insanity souls/keepers
User avatar #769 - ied (01/06/2014) [-]
please sell me fj points ;_;
#763 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
hey are you selling your gem recipes?
User avatar #764 to #763 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
****** how did you even know I was online

I haven't been on in a month
#765 to #764 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
you were picking and i saw your name
User avatar #766 to #765 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I only started picking again to work my mind
it increases my reactions so when I pay vidya I ream.



I am, but for fj points, everything is for sale.
#767 to #766 - pnutzrule (10/24/2013) [-]
how many points per
User avatar #768 to #767 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Offer
User avatar #755 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
aajimu want my gems?
#752 - wonderpoop (08/16/2013) [-]
The code has already been used for the mirror's edge copy you sent me. Still appreciate the gesture, nonetheless.
#751 - wonderpoop (08/16/2013) [-]
Leaving comment here, as you stated. Would love a copy of Mirror's edge.
#746 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
started a 						*********					 and deleted your post. you devious bastard
started a ********* and deleted your post. you devious bastard
User avatar #747 to #746 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
And reposted it, people weren't reading it properly, you took the time to come to my profile, what would you like?
User avatar #748 to #747 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
oh, im the guy you gave crisis 2, but the key didn't work. no worries though, keep it bro, i hardly use steam anyways. thanks though
User avatar #749 to #748 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Keys for origin man
User avatar #750 to #749 - snaikravdra (08/16/2013) [-]
welp, that'll do it
User avatar #742 - grail (08/01/2013) [-]
Sorry, not selling those, need them myself.
#731 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
to steep?
User avatar #732 to #731 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, they normally sell for 10 points ea.

I was thinking maybe 2-4 points in bulk, Not 70 ******* souls...
#733 to #732 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
oh is that bad?
User avatar #734 to #733 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
It's ******* atrocious.
#735 to #734 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
so bad
User avatar #736 to #735 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes dude, there's no market unless you're buying bulk.
#737 to #736 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
wanna buy em or what
User avatar #738 to #737 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
No
#739 to #738 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
slut
User avatar #740 to #739 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Good luck making it in this game acting like a cunt.
#741 to #740 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
bitch
User avatar #728 - whtkid ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Not worth it man. sorry
User avatar #729 to #728 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I know... Send a trade?
User avatar #730 to #729 - whtkid ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Nah, i wanna hold onto it. sorry.
User avatar #724 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
how many points for horses?
User avatar #725 to #724 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
um well the going is around 15 but i'm quiting so 12k
User avatar #726 to #725 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #727 to #726 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
35k
User avatar #717 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
Those were two dc'd rare coins, not normal coins. I don't want to sell any coins though, since they won't be as common anymore.
User avatar #718 to #717 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
They're not dc'd, gold goblins drop them.
User avatar #719 to #718 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
You sent for two "small gold coins". There are only 5 in circ.
User avatar #720 to #719 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
oh **** , sorry i thought they where new royal sorry
User avatar #721 to #720 - grail (07/30/2013) [-]
It's cool, I don't have new royal gold coins yet. I figured it was a mistake, since I saw you post the gold coin you needed a couple of times.
User avatar #722 to #721 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
i need 15 of the ******* .
no one will sell
User avatar #712 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
those are not tokens...
casino tokens and not coins can be cashed in
User avatar #713 to #712 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I thought they worked?
User avatar #714 to #713 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
are you a new player?
User avatar #715 to #714 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
No, i'm old, it's just the fact that they did work once... and i stopped playing awhile ago.
User avatar #716 to #715 - snapps (07/30/2013) [-]
no just casino tokens sorry
User avatar #709 - grail (07/29/2013) [-]
I need those as well, sorry.
User avatar #710 to #709 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
turkey or potion?
User avatar #711 to #710 - grail (07/29/2013) [-]
Well I'll need both for dragons.
User avatar #702 - tallybanned (07/29/2013) [-]
you should inform me when you dont leave a unique
User avatar #704 to #702 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
i'm looking for nightmare poitions, raw turkey and forget me not flowers atm
User avatar #703 to #702 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
i did leave uniqes...?
User avatar #706 to #705 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
oh **** sorry, surely i left a unique of the others
User avatar #707 to #706 - tallybanned (07/29/2013) [-]
yea its ok dont worry
User avatar #708 to #707 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
sorry <3
User avatar #701 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
**smurtehmurph rolls 31**
User avatar #700 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
*[normal][normal]*smurtehmurph rolls 69**
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