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#247 - JConsy (05/31/2012) [-]
As a man I agree with everything said here. I am glad a woman can make an honest statement where she can both defend herself, but also recognize somethings are wrong. As men we must start doing the same. Yes some girls are bitches, so dont chase them. I hate seeing guys talk about being friendzoned. If there was a nice girl who was unattractive you might do the same if you felt you had a chance with a different girl who might be less nice (notice how i did not say mean) and very attractive. I know this because I had similar experiences all the way through high school. It took a little bit of self-improvement but eventually i found somebody who is right for me. so guys who feel cynical about women go for a run, groom yourself a little, maybe admit to yourself your interests might not be hers, its ok to hide some of your personality at first, if shes the right one you can open up. I am not saying be fake, but try to impress her. Recognize you might be chasing a bitch. I am preparing for red thumbs, i just want to make sure the person i am responding to knows I support everything she says and that i find it sad somebody thumbed her down
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#95 - nsizzle (05/30/2012) [-]
You're clearly not a slut if you're telling the truth, don't let it get to you. Don't say you see him like a brother; I wouldn't let my sister sit on my lap and she's like a sister to me.
If it's him that's initiating the touchy-feeliness in front of his girlfriend then he's either
2. Bad monogamy material
You should point it out to him.
#59 - anonymous poster (05/30/2012) [-]
....so you friendzoned him or he friendzoned you, got a girlfriend cause he couldn't take it anymore. Then when the girlfriend is around you 'LET' him do things to piss off the girlfriend. i hope she kills you, cause if you were in her position you wouldn't like it....
>this calls for a threesome