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#202 - nah we'd rather sit in and drink our coffee 12/09/2013 on Meanwhile in Florida.. 0
#135 - We don't cope with ice very well. I think AISD was afraid some…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Meanwhile in Florida.. 0
User avatar #138 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
I can understand the friday for kids who get bused in and stuff. Happened at my highschool a few times a year cause everyone took the bus. But monday too? Your city had like 3 days to deal with it and get sand.
User avatar #202 - smuckingfart (12/09/2013) [-]
nah we'd rather sit in and drink our coffee
#39 - If I had a boyfriend I would laugh at this post but …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on what with christmas coming... +1
User avatar #42 - markertemp (12/09/2013) [-]
Please. I'm single and I laughed......
#131 - Man **** you guys even Texas is iced over. Althou…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Meanwhile in Florida.. +1
User avatar #133 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
What? Why not?
User avatar #164 - johnnycuntsticks (12/09/2013) [-]
same thing is happening where I live in Texas. You have to realize no one here knows how to drive on ice because this hardly ever happens. It would be dangerous for everyone for us to drive to school.
User avatar #136 - riverofchex (12/09/2013) [-]
because the roads are (or at least were) iced over, and the news/cops were calling for people not to leave home unless absolutely necessary.

User avatar #140 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
Was it all black ice or something?
User avatar #143 - riverofchex (12/09/2013) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #144 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
Then throw sand on it.
User avatar #146 - riverofchex (12/09/2013) [-]
There's also a second storm coming through. "Cleon" was the last few days, "Deon" is on its way.
User avatar #149 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
but it's too warm for hurricanes...
User avatar #150 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
I mean too cold. lol. lost my train of thought
User avatar #153 - riverofchex (12/09/2013) [-]
Lol no problem. They're not hurricanes- they're winter storms (what's the exact difference besides time of year? fuck if I know).
User avatar #154 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh...weird lol.
User avatar #155 - riverofchex (12/09/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #135 - smuckingfart (12/09/2013) [-]
We don't cope with ice very well. I think AISD was afraid some of us would just drop dead
User avatar #138 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
I can understand the friday for kids who get bused in and stuff. Happened at my highschool a few times a year cause everyone took the bus. But monday too? Your city had like 3 days to deal with it and get sand.
User avatar #202 - smuckingfart (12/09/2013) [-]
nah we'd rather sit in and drink our coffee
#62 - What do you mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on smuckingfart's profile 0
User avatar #63 - kingxddd (12/09/2013) [-]
What do you mean what do I mean
#137 - So I think I see why this is the first time a girl has talked …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2013 on Life's biggest horror. 0
User avatar #140 - angelooo (12/08/2013) [-]
Don't "think", know.
-Angelooo
#135 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Life's biggest horror. 0
#136 - angelooo (12/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #137 - smuckingfart (12/08/2013) [-]
So I think I see why this is the first time a girl has talked to you on FJ
User avatar #140 - angelooo (12/08/2013) [-]
Don't "think", know.
-Angelooo
#131 - Yo.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Life's biggest horror. 0
#132 - angelooo (12/08/2013) [-]
YO
User avatar #135 - smuckingfart (12/08/2013) [-]
#136 - angelooo (12/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #137 - smuckingfart (12/08/2013) [-]
So I think I see why this is the first time a girl has talked to you on FJ
User avatar #140 - angelooo (12/08/2013) [-]
Don't "think", know.
-Angelooo
#129 - Wrong, it's actually just ******* fantastic  [+] (7 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Life's biggest horror. +1
#130 - angelooo (12/08/2013) [-]
A girl talked to me on FJ, this is a first.
User avatar #131 - smuckingfart (12/08/2013) [-]
Yo.
#132 - angelooo (12/08/2013) [-]
YO
User avatar #135 - smuckingfart (12/08/2013) [-]
#136 - angelooo (12/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #137 - smuckingfart (12/08/2013) [-]
So I think I see why this is the first time a girl has talked to you on FJ
User avatar #140 - angelooo (12/08/2013) [-]
Don't "think", know.
-Angelooo
#27 - My mom would fight me for the one i always ask for ;-; [sm…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Imagine this +4
User avatar #34 - blueparty (12/28/2012) [-]
Omg MIKEY? He'd be pokerfacing your whole family the entire time XD

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User avatar #61 - kingxddd (12/08/2013) [-]
What's with the avatar hahahaha....hahahahaahahahaha
User avatar #62 to #61 - smuckingfart (12/09/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #63 to #62 - kingxddd (12/09/2013) [-]
What do you mean what do I mean
#55 - dragonzard (12/21/2012) [-]
I do live in texas,but odds are,you live in a diffrent city than me.   
I live in El paso,right next to the border.   
Anyways,tommorow is the birthday of your account.   
So,happy birthday,I guess.
I do live in texas,but odds are,you live in a diffrent city than me.
I live in El paso,right next to the border.
Anyways,tommorow is the birthday of your account.
So,happy birthday,I guess.
User avatar #56 to #55 - smuckingfart (12/28/2012) [-]
Aw thanks so much ^-^ I live in Arlington btw :P right by Dallas. Sorry I'm so late, rarely ever have time to get on anymore.
User avatar #57 to #56 - dragonzard (12/28/2012) [-]
Ya me too,Since my computer broke,I have to use my phone...
User avatar #58 to #57 - smuckingfart (12/28/2012) [-]
I got a tablet for my birthday/christmas though, so i should be on a bit more. :3
User avatar #59 to #58 - dragonzard (12/28/2012) [-]
I'll try to be on more too.....but I have to go yo schopl again in january 7th....Phones dieing,so bye.Nice that I got online same time as you:D
User avatar #60 to #59 - smuckingfart (12/28/2012) [-]
Muahaha, I get a day more than you >:D!
Haha okay, bye c:
#52 - dragonzard (08/22/2012) [-]
Aww...OK.   
Sorry Ma'am,I just thought you were a guy ._.   
You a brony?
Aww...OK.
Sorry Ma'am,I just thought you were a guy ._.
You a brony?
User avatar #53 to #52 - smuckingfart (08/22/2012) [-]
I wouldn't call myself a brony, but perhaps I'm in denial. (I've watched a few episodes of the show lol)
#54 to #53 - dragonzard (08/22/2012) [-]
Ok,maybe you are.
But if you don't like it,i'm not gunna foce you to like it.
Pic unrelated.Just cool.
#50 - duntazemebrah (08/03/2012) [-]
don't ever do what you just did again.
User avatar #51 to #50 - smuckingfart (08/03/2012) [-]
hahaha, okay.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - smuckingfart (07/29/2012) [-]
What do you mean "sorry?"
You're not bad-looking. I promise you that c:
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User avatar #37 to #36 - smuckingfart (07/29/2012) [-]
Hmm.. i'd say like 8 maybe. But personality definitely bumps it up to a 4567827635267/10 XD
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User avatar #39 to #38 - smuckingfart (07/29/2012) [-]
Awwwh :D <3
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User avatar #13 to #12 - smuckingfart (07/26/2012) [-]
You look great! ^-^
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User avatar #15 to #14 - smuckingfart (07/26/2012) [-]
Well good morning to you too :D
Yeah, you look awesome ^-^ I'm glad you decided to get them :D
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User avatar #17 to #16 - smuckingfart (07/26/2012) [-]
I didn't sleep for **** XD my friend kept me up all night.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - smuckingfart (07/26/2012) [-]
Awesome ^-^
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User avatar #22 to #21 - smuckingfart (07/26/2012) [-]
I saw them :D
You. Look. So. Damn. Adorable XD
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User avatar #24 to #23 - smuckingfart (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, if you're sensitive, don't ever get a tongue piercing ._.

those hurt like hell.
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User avatar #27 to #25 - smuckingfart (07/26/2012) [-]
But oh lord the tongue hurts so bad, i was fine with my ears (2x, one on the lobe and the other on the little top part.) And my bellybutton (i didn't even flinch for either)
But the tongue made me scream slightly ><
it was terrible.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - smuckingfart (07/26/2012) [-]
Haven't gotten my eyebrow, afraid XD
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User avatar #33 to #30 - smuckingfart (07/26/2012) [-]
Well i'm gonna go, I have to go to my kungfu class in about an hour and I want to shower first. See ya tomorrow c:
Bye Bye ^-^
User avatar #31 to #30 - smuckingfart (07/26/2012) [-]
Maybe *shrug* :3
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