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#11 - I would smash either her or Cassandra, but lord knows I would…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Cassandra kinda scars me. +4
User avatar #13 - slapchoppin (12/05/2014) [-]
i'd pay $10 for a Harding romance DLC i don't give a fuck

this is EA right? why havn't they released some form of DLC yet i want more shit to do
#12 - Viceroy (12/05/2014) [-]
You and me, we're on the same page.
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on i like these people +56
#100 - domny (09/29/2014) [-]
Having a ~126 kb/s connection and usually only like 20 kb/s on any torrenting software it would be useless to leech and i couldn't even look at pictures on the internet anymore.
What's your excuse?
#56 - TFW you finally get a concrete donkey  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on (untitled) +28
User avatar #127 - tempman (09/29/2014) [-]
Oh god, I remember one time that there was a crate on the far left of the map in an area full of mines (and also mines close enough to destroy it) and I had a very strong feeling it was a concrete donkey. So I sent one of my worms to it and I almost got to it and then at the last fucking mine I fucked up and activated it.
My worm died but when the crate was destroyed I heard the distinct "HALLELUJAH" and donkey sounds and I just rage quit because I was so fucking close to getting it.
#57 - yellowcardraiden (09/29/2014) [-]
And it misses everyone.
#17 - Picture 08/12/2014 on I AM GROOT +61
#18 - Don't worry, I would like to believe he screen capped it first… 07/27/2014 on Fly +1
#14 - Read the description 07/26/2014 on Amanda Seyfried +4
#1388 - **smorgies rolls 854,599,054** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#132 - listening to the RTX Podcast Episode and see your gif. Cheers. 07/08/2014 on Bill Cosby Speak +9
#117 - That's not a banksy quote but w.e. Banksy was quoting so… 07/07/2014 on The Mass Media -1
#11 - Ah gotcha, thanks for the correction.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #12 - goldenglimmer (06/08/2014) [-]
np bro
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#1 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [-]
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