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smittywjmjensen

Last status update:
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Date Signed Up:12/21/2011
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8111
Highest Comment Rank:#8111
Comment Thumbs: 896 total,  930 ,  34
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 187 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:88
FJ Points:872

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#3 - She cheated on her husband with a three armed guy obviously  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2016 on baby +97
#6 - anon (07/10/2016) [-]
there are no 3 armed men, the husband cheated on her with a 2 armed girl
#7 - thejusticar (07/10/2016) [-]
This just raises more questions.
#23 - jakotad (07/11/2016) [-]
I have a use for this
#68 - Picture 03/30/2016 on How far does the rabbit... +6
#5 - Whats the positive effedt of strapping a boiled lobster to your arm?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on True Terror 0
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#6 - lobstersamurai (01/09/2016) [-]
Your enemies will be too befuddled to notice you drawing a gun and shooting them
#66 - And i am still offended that it doesn`t contain a busty eskimo girl  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on Post busty stuff +5
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#73 - koholla (11/30/2015) [-]
eskimo isnt PC
#86 - The one and only reason for space travel 10/30/2015 on Mass Affection +6
#15 - It is like in Counter Strike when people accuse each other of … 10/16/2015 on Funnyjunk mentioned! 0
#41 - A lifetime of touching myself - i can`t say i`m suprised. 10/04/2015 on The meaning of life 0
#33 - Non-american here with a question. How does pumpkin spice tast… 10/02/2015 on Pumpkin For All 0
#10 - Oh i am sorry i didn't read the replies  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2015 on anime +3
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#11 - sciencexplain (09/17/2015) [-]
It's cool. I just didn't want you to feel let down because you were too late. I pretty much got this question within 5 minutes of posting it, lots of people try to swoop in and steal my thunder.
#16 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
dude, it's just answering a question. who cares who got there first. you're literally answering for imaginary points...
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#18 - sciencexplain (09/17/2015) [-]
Of course it is. Everyone on this site scrambles for thumbs. They're imaginary points. I'm here because people want me to be, and they need my help. Imaginary points are my validation for doing useless shit on the internet, and I intend to maintain that.
#8 - Oh something i actually know! This creativly called "whit…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2015 on anime +8
#14 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
i like your answer better as it's near the top of the comments page, so i was able to read it first.
and because it actually seems like an educated answer.

also, you aren't a dick about answering questions.
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#9 - sciencexplain (09/17/2015) [-]
Dude, cmon... I gave that answer 20 hours ago. In a bit late?
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#10 - smittywjmjensen (09/17/2015) [-]
Oh i am sorry i didn't read the replies
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#11 - sciencexplain (09/17/2015) [-]
It's cool. I just didn't want you to feel let down because you were too late. I pretty much got this question within 5 minutes of posting it, lots of people try to swoop in and steal my thunder.
#16 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
dude, it's just answering a question. who cares who got there first. you're literally answering for imaginary points...
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#18 - sciencexplain (09/17/2015) [-]
Of course it is. Everyone on this site scrambles for thumbs. They're imaginary points. I'm here because people want me to be, and they need my help. Imaginary points are my validation for doing useless shit on the internet, and I intend to maintain that.
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