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#57 - no idea why everyone i taking sides on this. I mean we wouldn'… 05/22/2014 on Reddit 0
#56 - good point hahaha 05/22/2014 on Reddit 0
#10 - this was beautiful 05/14/2014 on Anon meets gf's dad 0
#149 - = **** no 05/13/2014 on Would you? 0
#66 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Ha +1
#33 - so?  [+] (88 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Woman logic +4
#34 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
found the baby murderer
User avatar #49 - tkfourtwoone (04/18/2014) [-]
Lol, such bait, Top Lel.

NO SANE DOCTOR WOULD PERFORM AN ABORTION ON A 23 WEEK OLD PREGNANCY, YOU FUCKING GODDAMN DIPSHIT!
User avatar #194 - chimpaflimp (04/19/2014) [-]
I'm really conflicted right now. Oh the one hand you're a humongous wanker, but on the other you raise a good point. I think I'll just stay neutral.
#51 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
>implying illegal abortions arent performed ever
User avatar #69 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
>implying stopping illegal abortions isn't one of the main reasons why we want legal abortions
#70 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
so to stop crime we must legalize it, nice
User avatar #216 - tkfourtwoone (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, everybody, let's ban abortions!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_in_Romania#During_the_communist_regime


Oh... wait...
#233 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
>communism
User avatar #236 - feelythefeel (04/19/2014) [-]
That's relevant because...?
#237 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
because communism is shit
User avatar #238 - feelythefeel (04/19/2014) [-]
That makes it relevant because...?
User avatar #73 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
No, to stop harmless crimes we institutionalize them and make them safe. It's the same reason why certain lesser drugs should be considered for legalization, most people who break these kinds of laws are going to break them whether it's legal or not. The only direct difference is whether it's safe or not. If I, say, smoke weed, legalization is the difference between getting my supply from a trusted official source and having to deal with drug dealers and gangs. It's the same with abortions, if it's made illegal people are just going to get them from a less safe source anyways.

On the other hand, I'll gladly change my mind about all of this next time I see you eat a pig fetus. I mean, a fetus is already a child, right? So it stands to reason that a pig fetus is already a pig, and therefore delicious. Your logic, not mine.
#76 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
very flawed logic m8

first dont try to slide baby murder under the same banner as weed

seccond no one eats animal fetuses (except maybe in China) because they have less meat than adult animals, probably tastes as good but not enough meat
User avatar #78 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
Why not? They both apply to the context. Do you literally have so little to say about my point that you're just making a baseless argument from moralism?

Why not? According to your logic an unborn pig is still a pig. Why not eat it? Eating a side of bacon is worth proving your point, right?
#83 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
weed is a "harmless" drug, abortion is death

because piglets are qt as fuck, why do you think i would consider murder of baby animals ok as an anti-abortionist?
User avatar #86 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm arguing that there is no real life to bring about "death" in the first place.

You know what's also cute? People that aren't dragged into poverty by a government that cares too much about people when they shouldn't and then stops caring at all when they should. But aside from that, how can you argue that a fetus is human enough to restrict people's rights when you can't honestly say that a pig fetus is enough of a pig to morally eat for Sunday breakfast?
User avatar #221 - tkfourtwoone (04/19/2014) [-]
You know what's even cuter?

Just this week I read an article about a pro-life group, mostly Orthodox-Christians, that released a magazine/fanzine (call it whatever) in the premises of our State University (which, mind you, is declared neutral ground and shouldn't allow religious propaganda of any kind) in which the bastards have the nerves of even showing an example of a young woman who was RAPED BY HER FATHER AND GOT PREGNANT, but thanks to "God" she is now happy with her soon-to-be-baby and has learned to forgive her father and bla-bla-bla.

Honestly, if anyone can say that THAT is less fucked up than abortions... I really feel sorry for them.
#97 - jarelk (04/18/2014) [-]
Man, just don't even bother with him, he's not worth the time.
User avatar #171 - miiaaaaa (04/18/2014) [-]
Anna Kendrick! <3
User avatar #99 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
Meh, it's fun.
#93 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
Your pig fetus argument is looser than .... nevermind.

Look nobody eats pig fetuses not because they dont consider them pigs but becasue its more practical to let the animal grow so you can harvest more food. Your allegory to human fetuses is illogical.
User avatar #96 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
How is it? You've been avoiding half of my points and fumbling around with the rest. And was that a euphemism or childish insult you were about to make? I suppose it's a show of your character that we didn't need by this point if anything.

My point with that is that regardless of practicality, you wouldn't eat a pig fetus specifically because it isn't a pig yet. Why are people different enough to justify confiscating people's rights?
#100 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
Because those the "women" rights are interfearing with the rights of those about to be born.
User avatar #102 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
So you're saying that the rights of an unborn fetus trump the rights of a fully grown woman?

I found the virgin.
#106 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
except she should have have considered contraception before getting pregnant, murder can not be a cover up for mistake, people have to take their responsabilities

Also name calling, lol.
User avatar #222 - tkfourtwoone (04/19/2014) [-]
Yes, indeed, it was probably some women's mistake that they got raped BY THEIR OWN FATHERS and got pregnant, now they should live with their mistake and learn to love the product of her father's love and give birth to her child, who is at the same time her brother/sister.

But hey, they really should learn to live through it, under no circumstances abortion should be allowed!
#234 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
yeah because all abortions are from rape, right?
#178 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
A fetus is not a baby. It is not sapient, it is not even alive as we recognise it until well into the third trimester.
You are dead when all brain activity halts, not when your heart stops. Fetuses do not develop brainwaves until it's too late to get a legal abortion. So, yunno. It's not more murder than taking a morning after pill
User avatar #154 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
#133
User avatar #121 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
Also, >implying every pregnancy is planned or even predictable
User avatar #116 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
So you're saying that confiscating people's rights is justifiable when the safety lesser beings is at stake? Okay, as long as you promise never to hunt, fish, use a wood fire, exterminate pests or eat organic material again.

I was just saying that I can't exactly call to mind many women that are interested in men who value women's rights so little.
User avatar #133 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
>Kill something that isn't alive? I'd argue that it should be legal planned or not.
>The fetus' rights aren't harmed at all, considering it doesn't have any at legal abortion age or under.
>implying that's relevant at all (Like seriously, what the fuck?)
>What the fuck do you think you're arguing for? You're literally calling for fetus' "rights" over the lives of women.
>Again, what the fuck are you even saying? How is any of this relevant?
#124 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
>implying because its unplanned its ok to kill
>implying that womens rights are as harmed as the baby's
>implying humans arent the top of the foodchain
>implying someone can have a right over someone elses life
>implying i'm against women's rights when the majority of abortions in China are because the parents dont want a daughter (like seriously, milions of Chinese men will be foreveralones)
User avatar #37 - mondominiman (04/18/2014) [-]
So that's how it works
#39 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
>people are thumbing me down for beeing agaisnt child murder
User avatar #48 - tkfourtwoone (04/18/2014) [-]
A fetus is not a child, you dipshit
#53 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
given enough time it will be
User avatar #193 - chimpaflimp (04/19/2014) [-]
That's like saying we shouldn't eat eggs because they hatch into chicks or that we shouldn't fuck old people because it's easier when they're dead. Wait, what?
#127 - jippythebandit (04/18/2014) [-]
That's like saying masturbating is murder
#129 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
except you need sperm and zigotes
#131 - jippythebandit (04/18/2014) [-]
Yes, but everyone of those cells MIGHT become a new life
#135 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
how are they gonna become a new life if they dont meet in the womb?
#146 - jippythebandit (04/18/2014) [-]
It still got the potential, just as a fetus got the potential. It does not make it a new life.

Is a potential life worth the quality of an existring one? If you weren't born, you wouldn't care. It's very cold yes, but that how it stands.

Accidents happen, and that shouldn't fuck up someones life. The amount of unborn lives is just too many to be sorry about.
#229 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
no, you can fap all you want but the sperm will never become fetus, it will die regardless if you fap or dont have sex
#241 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
I don't think that was the point.

The point was that there were POTENTIAL. If you have sex that ONE cell in that load will become a new life. But that's too fucking stretched out for us to care.
User avatar #82 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
And a pig fetus might become a pig. I don't see anyone eating them for bacon.
#57 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
But it's not yet~
#58 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
#190 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
You're one of those people aren't you? If you were a vegan, you'd be shoving pamphlets full of graphic animal death in people's faces while they eat, relying on a gut emotional reaction rather than scientific evidence to push your agenda.
A fetus is not a baby. A fetus cannot think. It doesn't develop a nervous system capable of feeling pain until well within the pregnancy. A fetus is not a fucking baby, and your stupid fucking emotional appeals don't say anything except that you are driven not by legitimate moral concerns, but by your own knee-jerk, completely unfounded, emotional reactions.
#232 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
a fetus is a baby in development, call it what you will but its murder
#148 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
That's a tree, not a tree-fetus.

That's not a fucking chicken, tthat's horrifying.
#61 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
By that logic I shouldn't have sex because I'd be killing thousands of potential children.
#62 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
what are preventive methods?
User avatar #63 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Why, a condom good sir!

I don't see why that matters though.
#64 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #65 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Don't you dare rapessume anything about me!
#47 - popnotes (04/18/2014) [-]
Mostly because your image is disturbing to most folk.

Also, it's not child murder.
#54 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
> i am allowed to deny a human life because of muh feels!
>oh your picture is hurting my feelings!

Its deliberate termination of pregnancy, sounds the same to me.
#175 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Or because the mother is literally incapable of providing for another child. The majority of abortions are preformed on women under the poverty line, a number of them unmarried and already providing for other children. If she were to go through with the pregnancy, she could potentially lose her job, provided she has one in the first place. And even if she's not afraid of losing her job, what if she's only just making enough to get by as she is? What if her job doesn't provide medical insurance? What if she cannot afford to take leave to fucking birth the kid properly? A child is a huge financial burden that she might simply be incapable of taking on, not just for her own sake, but also her kids that are already alive and sapient.
So. Maybe stop prioritizing yur feels over the legitimate financial drain of unwanted kids, not only on the parents, but also the systems set up to provide for them.
#59 - popnotes (04/18/2014) [-]
"muh"

I didn't say anything about feels, you're projecting harder than a lazy first grade teacher.

Also, condoms. Sounds the same to me.
#60 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
almost all abortions are performed because >muh feels

condoms =/= abortion
#183 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yes, the emotions of the people who are to carry and raise the child are not to be taken into account. But, i mean, yur feels about a nonsapient bundle of organs should be taken totally seriously, cuz, i mean, no one ever has legitimate reason for why they might not want a kid. That 15% of women that suffer from life-threatening complications with birthing should just suck it up and live with their mistakes. And theres no way forcing a woman to keep a child she has no interest in raising properly, which could take her away from her job and her life, could ever backfire on the kid! I mean, once it's born, she'll have no choice but to be a good mom to it!
#231 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
you're just an anon
#157 - popnotes (04/18/2014) [-]
condoms = abortion
#230 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #239 - popnotes (04/19/2014) [-]
yes.
#68 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Isn't that why abortions are protested?
#72 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
its becasue they are murders commited for no good reason

>mfw cumdumpsters want to make abortions covered by public healthcare so some dumb slut can whore then kill her babies with your hard earn money
#79 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Rape is a pretty good reason. Just think about having to carry around a reminder of that fateful moment for 9 months, having to feed it and then give birth to it. The scars it'd leave, and the havoc it'd wreak throughout your body.

Now cumdumpsters are different. They're going to circle the drain any way. Would you really want babies to be raised by that sort of person who cares so little that they'd have the baby aborted?

And don't even bring up foster homes because using that as a way out just means more abandoned kids in the system drifting from home to home. No matter what way you look at it, the baby loses.

"But muh hard earned munny!" Save it. While I don't think it should be part of public healthcare, this is not your money any more. They're taxes you pay to the government to use as they see fit to run the country. It would be different if these were donated willingly and they went on to do this, but it's not and you have to do it.

I'll admit that picture is fucking hilarious though.
#84 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
except only a tiny amount of abortions are results of rape, also a bad background is better than no background at all
#87 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Somehow I get the feeling that you weren't raised in a bad environment.

Also, where'd you get that pie chart? Is it official? You know they say 66.6% of percentages are made up on the spot.
#149 - chart (04/18/2014) [-]
I made it myself.
#150 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
#88 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
ok then mr merchnat, do your research
#95 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm not the one defending their argument, I'm attacking. I've used basic knowledge, and giving you the reasoning behind it while you've given us shock images and flawed "morals" that go as far as, "I don't care about the quality of the baby's life, just that it's alive. He can suffer as much as he wants with the parents who don't want him, I'll just go act high and mighty on humor website filled with people who have nothing better to do like me!"
User avatar #224 - tkfourtwoone (04/19/2014) [-]
He is exactly how George Carlin describes "pro-lifers" - he only cares about the baby until it is born, after that - good luck in life! They'll start caring again when that baby is 18 years old and can vote, pay taxes or enroll.

Motherfucking hypocrites...
#101 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
A bad life is better than no life, proove me wrong.
#123 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
#128 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
#118 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Ah so you really are nothing but a troll.

Oh well, I had fun at least!
#122 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
except the holocaust never actualy happened, but seeing as you have a merchant picture ready, its really obvious who the real jew is
#114 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
Can you be any more bluepilled. That litteraly made me laugh.

>oyy veyy the 6 gorrilion
>i was gased 3 - no wait 6 times!
>my granparents were killed in aushwitz when they were both four, FOUR!
>you have to pay yearly reparations to holohoax survivors but only the jewish ones
>finantial and military support for israel by your goverment is manditory

the holohoax never happened
User avatar #43 - mondominiman (04/18/2014) [-]
You can't beat yourself up over what people on THIS site think.
#52 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
and now they are thumbing me up....
User avatar #40 - beatentoast (04/18/2014) [-]
Do consciously remember when you were a Fetus?
#55 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
So is that a green light for murder or...
#46 - brainbug (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't remember anything before I was 5
#23 - Is this supposed to a portrayal of reality? No one but a few …  [+] (90 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Woman logic +12
#32 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #33 - smilleykillz (04/18/2014) [-]
so?
#34 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
found the baby murderer
User avatar #49 - tkfourtwoone (04/18/2014) [-]
Lol, such bait, Top Lel.

NO SANE DOCTOR WOULD PERFORM AN ABORTION ON A 23 WEEK OLD PREGNANCY, YOU FUCKING GODDAMN DIPSHIT!
User avatar #194 - chimpaflimp (04/19/2014) [-]
I'm really conflicted right now. Oh the one hand you're a humongous wanker, but on the other you raise a good point. I think I'll just stay neutral.
#51 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
>implying illegal abortions arent performed ever
User avatar #69 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
>implying stopping illegal abortions isn't one of the main reasons why we want legal abortions
#70 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
so to stop crime we must legalize it, nice
User avatar #216 - tkfourtwoone (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, everybody, let's ban abortions!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_in_Romania#During_the_communist_regime


Oh... wait...
#233 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
>communism
User avatar #236 - feelythefeel (04/19/2014) [-]
That's relevant because...?
#237 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
because communism is shit
User avatar #238 - feelythefeel (04/19/2014) [-]
That makes it relevant because...?
User avatar #73 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
No, to stop harmless crimes we institutionalize them and make them safe. It's the same reason why certain lesser drugs should be considered for legalization, most people who break these kinds of laws are going to break them whether it's legal or not. The only direct difference is whether it's safe or not. If I, say, smoke weed, legalization is the difference between getting my supply from a trusted official source and having to deal with drug dealers and gangs. It's the same with abortions, if it's made illegal people are just going to get them from a less safe source anyways.

On the other hand, I'll gladly change my mind about all of this next time I see you eat a pig fetus. I mean, a fetus is already a child, right? So it stands to reason that a pig fetus is already a pig, and therefore delicious. Your logic, not mine.
#76 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
very flawed logic m8

first dont try to slide baby murder under the same banner as weed

seccond no one eats animal fetuses (except maybe in China) because they have less meat than adult animals, probably tastes as good but not enough meat
User avatar #78 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
Why not? They both apply to the context. Do you literally have so little to say about my point that you're just making a baseless argument from moralism?

Why not? According to your logic an unborn pig is still a pig. Why not eat it? Eating a side of bacon is worth proving your point, right?
#83 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
weed is a "harmless" drug, abortion is death

because piglets are qt as fuck, why do you think i would consider murder of baby animals ok as an anti-abortionist?
User avatar #86 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm arguing that there is no real life to bring about "death" in the first place.

You know what's also cute? People that aren't dragged into poverty by a government that cares too much about people when they shouldn't and then stops caring at all when they should. But aside from that, how can you argue that a fetus is human enough to restrict people's rights when you can't honestly say that a pig fetus is enough of a pig to morally eat for Sunday breakfast?
User avatar #221 - tkfourtwoone (04/19/2014) [-]
You know what's even cuter?

Just this week I read an article about a pro-life group, mostly Orthodox-Christians, that released a magazine/fanzine (call it whatever) in the premises of our State University (which, mind you, is declared neutral ground and shouldn't allow religious propaganda of any kind) in which the bastards have the nerves of even showing an example of a young woman who was RAPED BY HER FATHER AND GOT PREGNANT, but thanks to "God" she is now happy with her soon-to-be-baby and has learned to forgive her father and bla-bla-bla.

Honestly, if anyone can say that THAT is less fucked up than abortions... I really feel sorry for them.
#97 - jarelk (04/18/2014) [-]
Man, just don't even bother with him, he's not worth the time.
User avatar #171 - miiaaaaa (04/18/2014) [-]
Anna Kendrick! <3
User avatar #99 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
Meh, it's fun.
#93 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
Your pig fetus argument is looser than .... nevermind.

Look nobody eats pig fetuses not because they dont consider them pigs but becasue its more practical to let the animal grow so you can harvest more food. Your allegory to human fetuses is illogical.
User avatar #96 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
How is it? You've been avoiding half of my points and fumbling around with the rest. And was that a euphemism or childish insult you were about to make? I suppose it's a show of your character that we didn't need by this point if anything.

My point with that is that regardless of practicality, you wouldn't eat a pig fetus specifically because it isn't a pig yet. Why are people different enough to justify confiscating people's rights?
#100 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
Because those the "women" rights are interfearing with the rights of those about to be born.
User avatar #102 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
So you're saying that the rights of an unborn fetus trump the rights of a fully grown woman?

I found the virgin.
#106 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
except she should have have considered contraception before getting pregnant, murder can not be a cover up for mistake, people have to take their responsabilities

Also name calling, lol.
User avatar #222 - tkfourtwoone (04/19/2014) [-]
Yes, indeed, it was probably some women's mistake that they got raped BY THEIR OWN FATHERS and got pregnant, now they should live with their mistake and learn to love the product of her father's love and give birth to her child, who is at the same time her brother/sister.

But hey, they really should learn to live through it, under no circumstances abortion should be allowed!
#234 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
yeah because all abortions are from rape, right?
#178 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
A fetus is not a baby. It is not sapient, it is not even alive as we recognise it until well into the third trimester.
You are dead when all brain activity halts, not when your heart stops. Fetuses do not develop brainwaves until it's too late to get a legal abortion. So, yunno. It's not more murder than taking a morning after pill
User avatar #154 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
#133
User avatar #121 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
Also, >implying every pregnancy is planned or even predictable
User avatar #116 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
So you're saying that confiscating people's rights is justifiable when the safety lesser beings is at stake? Okay, as long as you promise never to hunt, fish, use a wood fire, exterminate pests or eat organic material again.

I was just saying that I can't exactly call to mind many women that are interested in men who value women's rights so little.
User avatar #133 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
>Kill something that isn't alive? I'd argue that it should be legal planned or not.
>The fetus' rights aren't harmed at all, considering it doesn't have any at legal abortion age or under.
>implying that's relevant at all (Like seriously, what the fuck?)
>What the fuck do you think you're arguing for? You're literally calling for fetus' "rights" over the lives of women.
>Again, what the fuck are you even saying? How is any of this relevant?
#124 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
>implying because its unplanned its ok to kill
>implying that womens rights are as harmed as the baby's
>implying humans arent the top of the foodchain
>implying someone can have a right over someone elses life
>implying i'm against women's rights when the majority of abortions in China are because the parents dont want a daughter (like seriously, milions of Chinese men will be foreveralones)
User avatar #37 - mondominiman (04/18/2014) [-]
So that's how it works
#39 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
>people are thumbing me down for beeing agaisnt child murder
User avatar #48 - tkfourtwoone (04/18/2014) [-]
A fetus is not a child, you dipshit
#53 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
given enough time it will be
User avatar #193 - chimpaflimp (04/19/2014) [-]
That's like saying we shouldn't eat eggs because they hatch into chicks or that we shouldn't fuck old people because it's easier when they're dead. Wait, what?
#127 - jippythebandit (04/18/2014) [-]
That's like saying masturbating is murder
#129 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
except you need sperm and zigotes
#131 - jippythebandit (04/18/2014) [-]
Yes, but everyone of those cells MIGHT become a new life
#135 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
how are they gonna become a new life if they dont meet in the womb?
#146 - jippythebandit (04/18/2014) [-]
It still got the potential, just as a fetus got the potential. It does not make it a new life.

Is a potential life worth the quality of an existring one? If you weren't born, you wouldn't care. It's very cold yes, but that how it stands.

Accidents happen, and that shouldn't fuck up someones life. The amount of unborn lives is just too many to be sorry about.
#229 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
no, you can fap all you want but the sperm will never become fetus, it will die regardless if you fap or dont have sex
#241 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
I don't think that was the point.

The point was that there were POTENTIAL. If you have sex that ONE cell in that load will become a new life. But that's too fucking stretched out for us to care.
User avatar #82 - feelythefeel (04/18/2014) [-]
And a pig fetus might become a pig. I don't see anyone eating them for bacon.
#57 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
But it's not yet~
#58 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
#190 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
You're one of those people aren't you? If you were a vegan, you'd be shoving pamphlets full of graphic animal death in people's faces while they eat, relying on a gut emotional reaction rather than scientific evidence to push your agenda.
A fetus is not a baby. A fetus cannot think. It doesn't develop a nervous system capable of feeling pain until well within the pregnancy. A fetus is not a fucking baby, and your stupid fucking emotional appeals don't say anything except that you are driven not by legitimate moral concerns, but by your own knee-jerk, completely unfounded, emotional reactions.
#232 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
a fetus is a baby in development, call it what you will but its murder
#148 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
That's a tree, not a tree-fetus.

That's not a fucking chicken, tthat's horrifying.
#61 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
By that logic I shouldn't have sex because I'd be killing thousands of potential children.
#62 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
what are preventive methods?
User avatar #63 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Why, a condom good sir!

I don't see why that matters though.
#64 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #65 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Don't you dare rapessume anything about me!
#47 - popnotes (04/18/2014) [-]
Mostly because your image is disturbing to most folk.

Also, it's not child murder.
#54 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
> i am allowed to deny a human life because of muh feels!
>oh your picture is hurting my feelings!

Its deliberate termination of pregnancy, sounds the same to me.
#175 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Or because the mother is literally incapable of providing for another child. The majority of abortions are preformed on women under the poverty line, a number of them unmarried and already providing for other children. If she were to go through with the pregnancy, she could potentially lose her job, provided she has one in the first place. And even if she's not afraid of losing her job, what if she's only just making enough to get by as she is? What if her job doesn't provide medical insurance? What if she cannot afford to take leave to fucking birth the kid properly? A child is a huge financial burden that she might simply be incapable of taking on, not just for her own sake, but also her kids that are already alive and sapient.
So. Maybe stop prioritizing yur feels over the legitimate financial drain of unwanted kids, not only on the parents, but also the systems set up to provide for them.
#59 - popnotes (04/18/2014) [-]
"muh"

I didn't say anything about feels, you're projecting harder than a lazy first grade teacher.

Also, condoms. Sounds the same to me.
#60 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
almost all abortions are performed because >muh feels

condoms =/= abortion
#183 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yes, the emotions of the people who are to carry and raise the child are not to be taken into account. But, i mean, yur feels about a nonsapient bundle of organs should be taken totally seriously, cuz, i mean, no one ever has legitimate reason for why they might not want a kid. That 15% of women that suffer from life-threatening complications with birthing should just suck it up and live with their mistakes. And theres no way forcing a woman to keep a child she has no interest in raising properly, which could take her away from her job and her life, could ever backfire on the kid! I mean, once it's born, she'll have no choice but to be a good mom to it!
#231 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
you're just an anon
#157 - popnotes (04/18/2014) [-]
condoms = abortion
#230 - dehumanizer (04/19/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #239 - popnotes (04/19/2014) [-]
yes.
#68 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Isn't that why abortions are protested?
#72 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
its becasue they are murders commited for no good reason

>mfw cumdumpsters want to make abortions covered by public healthcare so some dumb slut can whore then kill her babies with your hard earn money
#79 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Rape is a pretty good reason. Just think about having to carry around a reminder of that fateful moment for 9 months, having to feed it and then give birth to it. The scars it'd leave, and the havoc it'd wreak throughout your body.

Now cumdumpsters are different. They're going to circle the drain any way. Would you really want babies to be raised by that sort of person who cares so little that they'd have the baby aborted?

And don't even bring up foster homes because using that as a way out just means more abandoned kids in the system drifting from home to home. No matter what way you look at it, the baby loses.

"But muh hard earned munny!" Save it. While I don't think it should be part of public healthcare, this is not your money any more. They're taxes you pay to the government to use as they see fit to run the country. It would be different if these were donated willingly and they went on to do this, but it's not and you have to do it.

I'll admit that picture is fucking hilarious though.
#84 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
except only a tiny amount of abortions are results of rape, also a bad background is better than no background at all
#87 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Somehow I get the feeling that you weren't raised in a bad environment.

Also, where'd you get that pie chart? Is it official? You know they say 66.6% of percentages are made up on the spot.
#149 - chart (04/18/2014) [-]
I made it myself.
#150 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
#88 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
ok then mr merchnat, do your research
#95 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm not the one defending their argument, I'm attacking. I've used basic knowledge, and giving you the reasoning behind it while you've given us shock images and flawed "morals" that go as far as, "I don't care about the quality of the baby's life, just that it's alive. He can suffer as much as he wants with the parents who don't want him, I'll just go act high and mighty on humor website filled with people who have nothing better to do like me!"
User avatar #224 - tkfourtwoone (04/19/2014) [-]
He is exactly how George Carlin describes "pro-lifers" - he only cares about the baby until it is born, after that - good luck in life! They'll start caring again when that baby is 18 years old and can vote, pay taxes or enroll.

Motherfucking hypocrites...
#101 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
A bad life is better than no life, proove me wrong.
#123 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
#128 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
#118 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Ah so you really are nothing but a troll.

Oh well, I had fun at least!
#122 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
except the holocaust never actualy happened, but seeing as you have a merchant picture ready, its really obvious who the real jew is
#114 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
Can you be any more bluepilled. That litteraly made me laugh.

>oyy veyy the 6 gorrilion
>i was gased 3 - no wait 6 times!
>my granparents were killed in aushwitz when they were both four, FOUR!
>you have to pay yearly reparations to holohoax survivors but only the jewish ones
>finantial and military support for israel by your goverment is manditory

the holohoax never happened
User avatar #43 - mondominiman (04/18/2014) [-]
You can't beat yourself up over what people on THIS site think.
#52 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
and now they are thumbing me up....
User avatar #40 - beatentoast (04/18/2014) [-]
Do consciously remember when you were a Fetus?
#55 - dehumanizer (04/18/2014) [-]
So is that a green light for murder or...
#46 - brainbug (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't remember anything before I was 5
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