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    RAPE FACE ACTIVATED RAPE FACE ACTIVATED
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    THIS IS A SIGN! THIS IS A SIGN!
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    Rainbow WIN! Rainbow WIN!

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#1 - Good, then you'll love this. 03/08/2012 on After being down-thumbed 0
#116 - Honestly, I don't ******* understand why "co…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2012 on Cool Story Squidward -4
#158 - zeusx (02/28/2012) [-]
#156 - averageforumtroll (02/28/2012) [-]
Cool story bro.
#119 - lakyforever (02/28/2012) [-]
That's the joke. It's why people say it.
User avatar #118 - whitebuddha (02/28/2012) [-]
I have never met somebody that used "lulzorz" in a sentence... It makes me want to punch somebody...
#222 - I watched this movie. Holy crap. ******* awesome!… 12/07/2011 on How dinosaurs fought. +1
#12 - It's called PHP. :P  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2011 on smilingdevil's profile 0
User avatar #14 - cpawsome (12/08/2011) [-]
go into trouble trying to learn some of SQL even though all my work was done for the day LOL
User avatar #13 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
once agin
#10 - You might be able to change the POST data, but sniffing the TC…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2011 on smilingdevil's profile 0
User avatar #11 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
I've yet to learn the ways of server side data
#12 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
It's called PHP. :P
User avatar #14 - cpawsome (12/08/2011) [-]
go into trouble trying to learn some of SQL even though all my work was done for the day LOL
User avatar #13 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
once agin
#8 - Lol no, You would have to get the SQL server and start …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2011 on smilingdevil's profile 0
User avatar #9 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
haha ok thanks for the links have a good one

one last question

if i were to sniff the tcp conections and junk that are sent when you send a message to a user then cange the sent to info would it be posible for me to message pretty little princess in a dress
#10 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
You might be able to change the POST data, but sniffing the TCP data would do nothing. The PMs are server-side.
User avatar #11 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
I've yet to learn the ways of server side data
#12 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
It's called PHP. :P
User avatar #14 - cpawsome (12/08/2011) [-]
go into trouble trying to learn some of SQL even though all my work was done for the day LOL
User avatar #13 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
once agin
#6 - Well, I don't know how his SQL system is organized, but it wou…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/07/2011 on smilingdevil's profile 0
User avatar #7 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
It would be easier if he gave out the source code

I dont get why they are always so up tight about those things

all right so if I want to select a Microsoft Acsess Data table Stored on my computer how do i direct it to it if its on my desktop?
So:
SELECT * FROM C:/windows/users/myaccountname/desktop/data_table WHERE field 1 = '**'
#8 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
Lol no,

You would have to get the SQL server and start it up, then it would load the table.

Also, try using MySQL, it's somewhat easier for beginners.

If you want to try it out on a live server, check this free hosting company out. They offer PhpMypretty little princess in a dress, you should learn PHP and MySQL.

http://www.host-ed.net/
User avatar #9 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
haha ok thanks for the links have a good one

one last question

if i were to sniff the tcp conections and junk that are sent when you send a message to a user then cange the sent to info would it be posible for me to message pretty little princess in a dress
#10 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
You might be able to change the POST data, but sniffing the TCP data would do nothing. The PMs are server-side.
User avatar #11 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
I've yet to learn the ways of server side data
#12 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
It's called PHP. :P
User avatar #14 - cpawsome (12/08/2011) [-]
go into trouble trying to learn some of SQL even though all my work was done for the day LOL
User avatar #13 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
once agin
#4 - Well, you should just start playing around with PhpMy pretty l…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/07/2011 on smilingdevil's profile 0
User avatar #5 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
So If I was to want to see user uploads from pretty little princess in a dress It would be this
Select* FROM users WHERE username Like 'pretty little princess in a dress' and funny*
#6 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
Well, I don't know how his SQL system is organized, but it would probably be in the posts table.

So:
SELECT * FROM posts WHERE poster = 'pretty little princess in a dress'
User avatar #7 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
It would be easier if he gave out the source code

I dont get why they are always so up tight about those things

all right so if I want to select a Microsoft Acsess Data table Stored on my computer how do i direct it to it if its on my desktop?
So:
SELECT * FROM C:/windows/users/myaccountname/desktop/data_table WHERE field 1 = '**'
#8 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
Lol no,

You would have to get the SQL server and start it up, then it would load the table.

Also, try using MySQL, it's somewhat easier for beginners.

If you want to try it out on a live server, check this free hosting company out. They offer PhpMypretty little princess in a dress, you should learn PHP and MySQL.

http://www.host-ed.net/
User avatar #9 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
haha ok thanks for the links have a good one

one last question

if i were to sniff the tcp conections and junk that are sent when you send a message to a user then cange the sent to info would it be posible for me to message pretty little princess in a dress
#10 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
You might be able to change the POST data, but sniffing the TCP data would do nothing. The PMs are server-side.
User avatar #11 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
I've yet to learn the ways of server side data
#12 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
It's called PHP. :P
User avatar #14 - cpawsome (12/08/2011) [-]
go into trouble trying to learn some of SQL even though all my work was done for the day LOL
User avatar #13 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
once agin
#2 - Yes, why?  [+] (12 new replies) 12/07/2011 on smilingdevil's profile 0
User avatar #3 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
I'm Looking to learn and its hard for me to look at the tutorials page after page and not be able to link any of the information I know about java html or css to SQL and I was wondering how I might go about learning it in a more entertaining way.

If you would at least get me started the right way?
#4 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
Well, you should just start playing around with PhpMypretty little princess in a dress, it's a nice tool. You can learn how MySQL works and such. MySQL is mainly used for websites that run PHP. For example, I am making a remake of Funnyjunk. Available here: http://smilingdevil.com/

Here's an example:

SELECT * FROM users WHERE username LIKE 'pretty little princess in a dress' AND password = 'password'

That would get all the data from the fields which contain a username like (non-case sensitive) and the password is the exact same as 'password'. The 'FROM users' part is the table which I am receiving the data from.



User avatar #5 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
So If I was to want to see user uploads from pretty little princess in a dress It would be this
Select* FROM users WHERE username Like 'pretty little princess in a dress' and funny*
#6 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
Well, I don't know how his SQL system is organized, but it would probably be in the posts table.

So:
SELECT * FROM posts WHERE poster = 'pretty little princess in a dress'
User avatar #7 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
It would be easier if he gave out the source code

I dont get why they are always so up tight about those things

all right so if I want to select a Microsoft Acsess Data table Stored on my computer how do i direct it to it if its on my desktop?
So:
SELECT * FROM C:/windows/users/myaccountname/desktop/data_table WHERE field 1 = '**'
#8 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
Lol no,

You would have to get the SQL server and start it up, then it would load the table.

Also, try using MySQL, it's somewhat easier for beginners.

If you want to try it out on a live server, check this free hosting company out. They offer PhpMypretty little princess in a dress, you should learn PHP and MySQL.

http://www.host-ed.net/
User avatar #9 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
haha ok thanks for the links have a good one

one last question

if i were to sniff the tcp conections and junk that are sent when you send a message to a user then cange the sent to info would it be posible for me to message pretty little princess in a dress
#10 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
You might be able to change the POST data, but sniffing the TCP data would do nothing. The PMs are server-side.
User avatar #11 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
I've yet to learn the ways of server side data
#12 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
It's called PHP. :P
User avatar #14 - cpawsome (12/08/2011) [-]
go into trouble trying to learn some of SQL even though all my work was done for the day LOL
User avatar #13 - cpawsome (12/07/2011) [-]
once agin
#938 - A thumb for you sir and your long written response. Also you…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2011 on Worst Way to die 0
#939 - shangrula (10/22/2011) [-]
well they said I could sell the pieces after, but instead they still broke em and locked em up :P thats the only part that upset me lol.
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User avatar #1 - cpawsome ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
Do you Know how To program SQL ?
#2 to #1 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
Yes, why?
User avatar #3 to #2 - cpawsome ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
I'm Looking to learn and its hard for me to look at the tutorials page after page and not be able to link any of the information I know about java html or css to SQL and I was wondering how I might go about learning it in a more entertaining way.

If you would at least get me started the right way?
#4 to #3 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
Well, you should just start playing around with PhpMypretty little princess in a dress, it's a nice tool. You can learn how MySQL works and such. MySQL is mainly used for websites that run PHP. For example, I am making a remake of Funnyjunk. Available here: You need to login to view this link

Here's an example:

SELECT * FROM users WHERE username LIKE 'pretty little princess in a dress' AND password = 'password'

That would get all the data from the fields which contain a username like (non-case sensitive) and the password is the exact same as 'password'. The 'FROM users' part is the table which I am receiving the data from.



User avatar #5 to #4 - cpawsome ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
So If I was to want to see user uploads from pretty little princess in a dress It would be this
Select* FROM users WHERE username Like 'pretty little princess in a dress' and funny*
#6 to #5 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
Well, I don't know how his SQL system is organized, but it would probably be in the posts table.

So:
SELECT * FROM posts WHERE poster = 'pretty little princess in a dress'
User avatar #7 to #6 - cpawsome ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
It would be easier if he gave out the source code

I dont get why they are always so up tight about those things

all right so if I want to select a Microsoft Acsess Data table Stored on my computer how do i direct it to it if its on my desktop?
So:
SELECT * FROM C:/windows/users/myaccountname/desktop/data_table WHERE field 1 = '**'
#8 to #7 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
Lol no,

You would have to get the SQL server and start it up, then it would load the table.

Also, try using MySQL, it's somewhat easier for beginners.

If you want to try it out on a live server, check this free hosting company out. They offer PhpMypretty little princess in a dress, you should learn PHP and MySQL.

You need to login to view this link
User avatar #9 to #8 - cpawsome ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
haha ok thanks for the links have a good one

one last question

if i were to sniff the tcp conections and junk that are sent when you send a message to a user then cange the sent to info would it be posible for me to message pretty little princess in a dress
#10 to #9 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
You might be able to change the POST data, but sniffing the TCP data would do nothing. The PMs are server-side.
User avatar #11 to #10 - cpawsome ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
I've yet to learn the ways of server side data
#12 to #11 - smilingdevil (12/07/2011) [-]
It's called PHP. :P
User avatar #14 to #12 - cpawsome ONLINE (12/08/2011) [-]
go into trouble trying to learn some of SQL even though all my work was done for the day LOL
User avatar #13 to #12 - cpawsome ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
once agin
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