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Date Signed Up:12/21/2013
Last Login:5/26/2015
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Content Ranking:#12259
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Highest Content Rank:#6041
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Total Comments Made:229
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#78 - 10/10 would date and **** limp other half. 05/23/2015 on Would you date her? 0
#52 - trying to put a fire out in a shower. 05/22/2015 on african american folk 0
#233 - how the **** do you know.. have you died before guy? An…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs 0
User avatar #288 - tsoper (05/20/2015) [-]
>dont mention any scientific facts

so dont mention the truth because you dont wanna hear it?
Well, it all depends on where in the brain you get shot at.
If it slighly just inches into your brain, or inbetween, youll be ok with slight problems.
if it goes too far into your brain, everything will crumble like a skyscraper falling down, meaning you are dead, nigga.

There has been people who were shot in the head before, ill even post some links to read the stories.

Chinese man gets shot in head, lives 23 years. Occasionally has muscle spasms with his body, meaning his arms or legs will jump without his control. My main guess would be his nervous system of his brain was damaged, thus sending wrong signals to his muscles. Link: www.foxnews.com/health/2011/04/22/man-lives-bullet-lodged-brain-23-years/

Man gets shot by wife and lives 30 years. Cannot smell and is partially blind. Luckily the bullet only went between the brain, not harming the major areas. Link: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2030646/Man-survives-bullet-brain-30-YEARS-wife-shot-gun-bought-gift.html

Man gets shot by accident and lives 92 years. Lost his muscle control on one half of his mouth and vision in his right eye. Bullet didnt go too far in, lucky enough to keep him alive. Link: www.omgfacts.com/lists/5689/A-man-survived-for-92-years-with-a-bullet-in-his-head

Most likely if you get shot in the head, you will not survive. No matter how much the heart pumps blood. What would happen is all the blood in the brain will just splurt out because of the obvious hole. I dont ever recommend you try suicide by bullet either, theres always that chance that a lot of vital organs will still keep working and one or two of your senses would still be working even when you appear to be dead.

So no, youre not wrong, but you arnt exactly right either. If you shoot yourself right, you will be dead.
#115 - Can you just imagine... if you get shot in the head.. you have…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs 0
User avatar #193 - tsoper (05/20/2015) [-]
Doesnt work like that.

Your brain will already be dead regardlessly
#233 - smellyfinger (05/20/2015) [-]
how the fuck do you know.. have you died before guy? And don't mention any scientific facts, those are made by the living as well.
User avatar #288 - tsoper (05/20/2015) [-]
>dont mention any scientific facts

so dont mention the truth because you dont wanna hear it?
Well, it all depends on where in the brain you get shot at.
If it slighly just inches into your brain, or inbetween, youll be ok with slight problems.
if it goes too far into your brain, everything will crumble like a skyscraper falling down, meaning you are dead, nigga.

There has been people who were shot in the head before, ill even post some links to read the stories.

Chinese man gets shot in head, lives 23 years. Occasionally has muscle spasms with his body, meaning his arms or legs will jump without his control. My main guess would be his nervous system of his brain was damaged, thus sending wrong signals to his muscles. Link: www.foxnews.com/health/2011/04/22/man-lives-bullet-lodged-brain-23-years/

Man gets shot by wife and lives 30 years. Cannot smell and is partially blind. Luckily the bullet only went between the brain, not harming the major areas. Link: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2030646/Man-survives-bullet-brain-30-YEARS-wife-shot-gun-bought-gift.html

Man gets shot by accident and lives 92 years. Lost his muscle control on one half of his mouth and vision in his right eye. Bullet didnt go too far in, lucky enough to keep him alive. Link: www.omgfacts.com/lists/5689/A-man-survived-for-92-years-with-a-bullet-in-his-head

Most likely if you get shot in the head, you will not survive. No matter how much the heart pumps blood. What would happen is all the blood in the brain will just splurt out because of the obvious hole. I dont ever recommend you try suicide by bullet either, theres always that chance that a lot of vital organs will still keep working and one or two of your senses would still be working even when you appear to be dead.

So no, youre not wrong, but you arnt exactly right either. If you shoot yourself right, you will be dead.
#57 - One of those, guess you had to have been there joke. I don't t… 05/19/2015 on Duckface 0
#309 - hehehe everyone is a terrorist..  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies +1
User avatar #351 - Grom (05/18/2015) [-]
norway is the home of ISIS
#301 - Move to Norway and join the viking bitches.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies +4
User avatar #306 - Grom (05/18/2015) [-]
I thought Norway was only for muslims
User avatar #2425 - drongus (05/18/2015) [-]
hey thats sweden your'e thinkikng of
#309 - smellyfinger (05/18/2015) [-]
hehehe everyone is a terrorist..
User avatar #351 - Grom (05/18/2015) [-]
norway is the home of ISIS
#291 - bahahaha girly bitch  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies -3
User avatar #294 - Grom (05/18/2015) [-]
but I'm 6"3 and 200lbs..
#301 - smellyfinger (05/18/2015) [-]
Move to Norway and join the viking bitches.
User avatar #306 - Grom (05/18/2015) [-]
I thought Norway was only for muslims
User avatar #2425 - drongus (05/18/2015) [-]
hey thats sweden your'e thinkikng of
#309 - smellyfinger (05/18/2015) [-]
hehehe everyone is a terrorist..
User avatar #351 - Grom (05/18/2015) [-]
norway is the home of ISIS
#63 - Cute ducky #2 !!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Duckling doesn't want to be... 0
#70 - megakillerx (05/17/2015) [-]
>mihaifrancu

#98 - Video  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Dat bitches +2
User avatar #131 - PlagueDoctor (05/17/2015) [-]
This has to be setup right?
#111 - dickticklerluv (05/17/2015) [-]
I feel so bad for that guy
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