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Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower
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When will then be now?
- Dude, governments had their own pirates. Look up privateers.
Pirates and gangsters.
Pirates WERE privateers that got shafted by the government when payday came around, so they turned against the government.
- and still drunk from the night before
- sup, bruh.
- Bringing new meaning to the "nosebleed" section.
- bruh, if you're pretending and lying to get someone to like yo…
I Am Monkey
Myself is way too beta to be in a relationship. Even if being myself got me into one, it would inevitably implode because of my beta-dom. If you're a beta with a woman she's either going to leave you or abuse you until you leave her.
I'm going to give you some somber truth. Every "alpha" starts as a beta and just eventually learns what they're doing.
well my only advice is to find someone who loves you for you, and is truly interested in you, you're a bit beta, so what get a girl who isn't full of herself and appreciates you for you. You might be beta a bit, but if you ignore the fact that your interested in her, and treat her like a friend I guarantee you will be on her good side and if shes interested she will let you know subtly and if you don't notice those subtleties ask her directly, how she feels. The friend zone isn't the worst place imaginable man. Just be social, be yourself, and be around people who make you feel better
- let me guess, you're a regular on /fit/?
- I don't think that's quite right. My guess is that it's a gene…
Too much curry
And a Banana for scale
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