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Date Signed Up:9/13/2013
Last Login:2/28/2015
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Total Comments Made:427
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#17 - Her face = I just got falcon'd in the gut  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Hurr Sex Joke +7
User avatar #19 - baaltomekk (02/01/2014) [-]
Her face = I just spat out my demon baby because I was falcon'd in the gut.
#20 - smbiosis (02/01/2014) [-]
Her face = holy fuck my uterus and stomach are connected
#49 - Well Doritos are a brand by Frito-Lay. 02/01/2014 on Taste of /b/ 0
#33 - Gotta love the Dutch and what they did for exploration! 02/01/2014 on Tour de France +1
#709 - Well, you are on FunnyJunk... **** … 02/01/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 5 +2
#5 - Not entirely related, but hilarious nonetheless.  [+] (16 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Ngaz be all like +37
#69 - dbBlues (01/29/2014) [-]
#68 - ciacheczko (01/29/2014) [-]
Imagine the feeling I had when I had the doubtful pleasure of briefly talking to the exact same type of guy, only face to face, irl on a party. This New Year's eve, to be specific, the dude was totally hammered.

<mfw
#61 - anonexplains (01/29/2014) [-]
Does anyone have that post where that tard told that girl about having a dream where she was Kagome and shit? I need that.
#54 - rdobet has deleted their comment.
#52 - kefexin (01/29/2014) [-]
That's the funniest shit I've read in a while
User avatar #45 - tochso (01/29/2014) [-]
Seeing everybodys' reaction make think about myself...
to some point i haven't done it better...
User avatar #32 - ausamo (01/29/2014) [-]
holy shit, that was so hard to keep reading! im glad it ended sooner than later, that was painful
#25 - sadistikal (01/29/2014) [-]
#23 - jalthelas (01/29/2014) [-]
That pissed me off
#22 - npfortytwo (01/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - thenewgizmobox (01/29/2014) [-]
he could have saved it after the premature goodbye...
but he didn't.... he absolutely did not....
#16 - chaoticlaw (01/29/2014) [-]
An immense feeling of disappointment and anger entered my very soul as I read this.
#15 - anonexplains (01/29/2014) [-]
Jesus fuck.
"Omg dude you're so spaghetti" after about four people, I think we get it. And you guys get butthurt over tumblr comments.
#13 - thunderpony (01/29/2014) [-]
my face while reading it...
#10 - DJFatcat (01/29/2014) [-]
I cringed so hard i turned into a singularity
#8 - jarelk (01/29/2014) [-]
Honestly, I can't even read that fully without cringing painfully and feeling his shame
#4 - In Soviet science, mouse perform test on you!  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Interesting Phenomenon +122
User avatar #42 - thempc (01/29/2014) [-]
dogs ring bell at pavlov
User avatar #8 - SuperSixONE (01/29/2014) [-]
But what does the lever do
#27 - fiftythree (01/29/2014) [-]
There are experiments in which the brain of the mouse is connected to the lever with some kind of wiring. Everytime the mouse presses the lever it activates (an elektric shock) some part in the brain and dopamine/serotonine (dont know which) gets released. Everytime the mouse presses the lever he will feel happy for a brief moment.
The mice get addicted to the hormone release and they keep smashing the lever until they starve.
User avatar #31 - SuperSixONE (01/29/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks. It didn't say that anywhere in the post, so I don't know what the guy below me is talking about.
User avatar #9 - xplosevdiarrhea (01/29/2014) [-]
The guy sighs can't you read.
#16 - Please do! And post another video of you ******** ! 01/28/2014 on Enjoy Your Diabeetus +1
#60 - False. There are no black people in Minnesota. 01/28/2014 on meamwhile somewhere in some... 0
#38 - Next you expect me to watch them doing it in the missionary po… 01/28/2014 on what are you becoming 0
#64 - he's tappin dat pussy 01/19/2014 on nsfw? 0
#8 - Or fat and hairy Tom Hardy. 01/18/2014 on the truth has been told 0
#10 - Can we just not talk about it? If no-one talks about it then i… 01/18/2014 on (untitled) +1
#180 - Just put them on the ISS and you'll have this: 01/17/2014 on Edgy title 0
#432 - More than anything this shows the incredible inability our soc… 01/17/2014 on Too sad for a title. 0
#467 - faggot 01/16/2014 on To those FJers I was mean... 0
#1 - Nothing that a bottle or two or ten cant fix.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on fallout +10
User avatar #3 - therealtjthemedic (01/16/2014) [-]
Cossacks vodka. The natural radiation absorbent.
#2 - Picture 01/16/2014 on :arrogant: +1
#2 - Comment deleted 01/16/2014 on Harry Potter. 0
#1 - The way you draw your e's really annoys me.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on My Stance on feminism +21
#2 - angrybarts (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - theoneelite (01/15/2014) [-]
There is when it takes more than 10 seconds to read 18 words because someone wanted to be artsy and use lightning bolts in their words.
#18 - buffalogriller (01/15/2014) [-]
she's just too metal for you. are you even trve?
#10 - Found the edgy 12 year old. 01/15/2014 on Merry christmas, Mervyn -2
#8 - I'm not sure why people think this **** is funny.…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Merry christmas, Mervyn -3
User avatar #9 - thornberry (01/15/2014) [-]
Found the 45 year old white woman
#10 - smbiosis (01/15/2014) [-]
Found the edgy 12 year old.
#8 - You're calling Richard Hammond an ignorant American? He's cer…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on top gear +1
User avatar #13 - mrthezho (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't think he's referring to Richard Hammond.
#58 - Picture 01/14/2014 on Nordic Space Program +2
#14 - I refuse to take anyone seriously who wears one of those stupid masks. 01/13/2014 on He's got a point 0
#16 - Every Rob Schneider movie is terrible.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2014 on did you know 3 +3
#38 - anonexplains (01/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, but he's cute.
User avatar #20 - froggets (01/13/2014) [-]
Not every movie, most of his movies since he only plays the same character over and over and over and over and once as a gigolo, and over and over and over but I did however enjoy most parts from Big Stan
User avatar #19 - bphamtastic (01/13/2014) [-]
but that wasnt a rob schneider movie, he was just in it.

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#1 - justlinks (09/29/2013) [-]
Thanks for the comment, I just got the ability to thumb, so I thumbed most of your posts. Have a good day.
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