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smbiosis

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Date Signed Up:9/13/2013
Last Login:5/11/2015
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Comment Ranking:#8986
Highest Comment Rank:#1087
Comment Thumbs: 2867 total,  3150 ,  283
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 88% (88/100)
Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:463
FJ Points:2360

latest user's comments

#18 - Bringing new meaning to the "nosebleed" section. 10/14/2014 on Juno 0
#72 - bruh, if you're pretending and lying to get someone to like yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Bad breakups? +1
User avatar #79 - I Am Monkey (10/14/2014) [-]
Myself is way too beta to be in a relationship. Even if being myself got me into one, it would inevitably implode because of my beta-dom. If you're a beta with a woman she's either going to leave you or abuse you until you leave her.
#90 - bann (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm going to give you some somber truth. Every "alpha" starts as a beta and just eventually learns what they're doing.
#81 - Absolute Madman (10/14/2014) [-]
well my only advice is to find someone who loves you for you, and is truly interested in you, you're a bit beta, so what get a girl who isn't full of herself and appreciates you for you. You might be beta a bit, but if you ignore the fact that your interested in her, and treat her like a friend I guarantee you will be on her good side and if shes interested she will let you know subtly and if you don't notice those subtleties ask her directly, how she feels. The friend zone isn't the worst place imaginable man. Just be social, be yourself, and be around people who make you feel better
#4 - let me guess, you're a regular on /fit/? 09/27/2014 on Enlightenment 0
#40 - I don't think that's quite right. My guess is that it's a gene… 09/26/2014 on Too much curry 0
#67 - howaboutno.gif 09/23/2014 on And a Banana for scale 0
#26 - as if admin is 6'5" and muscular  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on It was all a ruse... 0
User avatar #65 - demcupcakes (09/21/2014) [-]
You have seen the timestamped pics of his muscles right?
#76 - can I have **** colored text as well? 09/16/2014 on IMPORTANT FJ POLL 0
#28 - That's awesome. Mad props to attaboyscrappy. I gave m… 09/16/2014 on The Story of Omar - A New... 0
#4 - I cringed so hard I think I pulled a muscle. 09/16/2014 on [LEAKED] Atheist Recruiting... 0
#47 - uh, Anakin is Leia's dad... unless that's …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Final Fantasy?? 0
User avatar #49 - dorfdorfdorf (09/16/2014) [-]
hey, with all the gravity falls shit goin down, i think this is the least of our worries
#14 - so consent is just a matter of perspective? 09/16/2014 on Maggiiicccc +9
#35 - damn kids and your hippity-hop man, I feel old 09/16/2014 on Were you birthday sex? +1
#102 - I, for one, much prefer "extendo-ruler" to tape meas… 09/09/2014 on I forgot a word +1
#10 - I love being white. 09/04/2014 on Dress Sharp +1
#15 - While funny, I'm calling ******** . If the cans were mel… 09/04/2014 on Apple juice -4
#13 - Well is with Bill Maher, so it's not too surprising.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on L...lewd, Dan Savage! +1
User avatar #14 - tealcanaan (07/19/2014) [-]
Ya, I really don't like that cunt either,
User avatar #30 - redstonealchemist (07/19/2014) [-]
fuck bill maher
fuck anyone in general if their job consists of inviting people to ones' show and then systematically cutting in when they're still talking
#71 - Viruses cannot self-replicate. They have to rely on the reprod…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on This shit is creepy +4
User avatar #116 - CupcakeMaster (07/13/2014) [-]
Legitimate question... If they're not alive then what inspires them to infect and spread? I mean, one might say an organism reproduce because of their instincts, but I can't imagine a virus having something like that.
User avatar #72 - hermaeousmora (07/13/2014) [-]
Huh... you learn something every day.
#193 - **smbiosis rolls 212,632** czech em 07/12/2014 on Big Titty Squeezer 0
#45 - Both Subways I've been to on the upper west side had Indians j… 07/04/2014 on trains are nice 0
#61 - Yeah...uh...it's totally for the money saving. Oh god, … 06/18/2014 on Shitty Life Hacks: Redux +2
#142 - You must be new to the internet. 06/13/2014 on Deaf Man With His Cat +1
#29 - From one Kevin to another, I think you're pretty cool too. 06/11/2014 on Eugene 0
#1 - Clearly it's Jewish physics. 06/10/2014 on physics 0
#168 - No. Clearly the most rational reaction is to criminalize recre… 06/10/2014 on I'm not saying we told you so +5
#4 - I had Jamie Moyer sign my juice box when I was a kid. 06/10/2014 on (untitled) 0

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User avatar #2 - zaiopeperse (03/05/2015) [-]
**** dude, I just noticed you live right next to where I'll be staying while visiting new york
#3 to #2 - smbiosis (03/05/2015) [-]
Awesome! When are you going to be out here?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zaiopeperse (03/05/2015) [-]
leaving in 11 days
#5 to #4 - smbiosis (03/05/2015) [-]
Well it'd be cool to meet another FJer, but that week's my spring break (and yours I'd imagine) and I'll be gone. Enjoy the city though!
User avatar #6 to #5 - zaiopeperse (03/05/2015) [-]
ooh, spring break seems fun. as for enjoying the city I shall certainly do my best to do that
#1 - justlinks (09/29/2013) [-]
Thanks for the comment, I just got the ability to thumb, so I thumbed most of your posts. Have a good day.
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