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#1 - **** squirrels.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/24/2014 on somewhere over the rainbow +35
User avatar #29 - dinonator (02/25/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #6 - commontroll (02/25/2014) [-]
Disclaimer: We here at Funnyjunk do not condone or encourage the engagement of sexual relations with small rodents, except in moderation.
#53 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
Moderation, U.S.A has legal chipmunk hookers?
User avatar #55 - commontroll (02/26/2014) [-]
And if you have enough cash.
User avatar #54 - commontroll (02/26/2014) [-]
Everywhere does, just as long as it's not an addiction.
User avatar #3 - cdsams (02/25/2014) [-]
That thing had to have one hell of a whip lash.
#21 - There's a Link joke in here somewhere. But I can't find it. 02/24/2014 on The dark own rises 0
#18 - Not in my book, brah. 02/23/2014 on Life Choices 0
#144 - Interracial midget gangbangs. You think so?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on Title +1
User avatar #204 - iRetaliate (02/24/2014) [-]
Possibly. For a Psychosexual Sciences type of degree.
#75 - It's like Canadian cotton candy! 02/20/2014 on Maple Snow +15
#99 - If you are as adept at reading as you claim to be, you'll noti…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on It's a burrrr. 0
#100 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/20/2014) [-]
You're still wrongry and ang.
#97 - Yes, it ******* can. Do you seriously not bother …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2014 on It's a burrrr. +1
#98 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/20/2014) [-]
> "Usage discussion of slow"

> still wrong despite genius tactical use of insults and cursing

In any case, the claim that "slowly" is incorrect is false regardless of whether or not slow is usable, as "slowly" is a correctly used adverb.
#99 - smbiosis (02/20/2014) [-]
If you are as adept at reading as you claim to be, you'll notice that I claimed that 'slow' is an adverb. You claimed that it wasn't, you were wrong. Face it.

I'm not making any claim about the usage in the content, merely that 'slow' is, in fact, an adverb. You'd know that if you bothered to pull your head out of your ass.
#100 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/20/2014) [-]
You're still wrongry and ang.
#90 - slow can be an adverb, *************** .  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2014 on It's a burrrr. -1
#96 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/20/2014) [-]
No, it can't.
#97 - smbiosis (02/20/2014) [-]
Yes, it fucking can. Do you seriously not bother to check facts before you spout shit like a fuckwit?

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slow -2nd definition
dictionary.reference.com/browse/slow?s=t -17th bullet


Go fuck yourself.
#98 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/20/2014) [-]
> "Usage discussion of slow"

> still wrong despite genius tactical use of insults and cursing

In any case, the claim that "slowly" is incorrect is false regardless of whether or not slow is usable, as "slowly" is a correctly used adverb.
#99 - smbiosis (02/20/2014) [-]
If you are as adept at reading as you claim to be, you'll notice that I claimed that 'slow' is an adverb. You claimed that it wasn't, you were wrong. Face it.

I'm not making any claim about the usage in the content, merely that 'slow' is, in fact, an adverb. You'd know that if you bothered to pull your head out of your ass.
#100 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/20/2014) [-]
You're still wrongry and ang.
#93 - pkrbarmovie (02/20/2014) [-]
No.
#56 - That's some Backyard Baseball **** right there.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Nice curve +7
#57 - niggazoid (02/18/2014) [-]
You knew shit was gonna hit the fan when this BAMF came to the plate.
#117 - tropicvnt (02/18/2014) [-]
My nigga Pablo
User avatar #101 - mlpokeyuan (02/18/2014) [-]
He was always my 1st pick in Backyard Football. He's OP in every game.
User avatar #94 - xSly (02/18/2014) [-]
Juan Was it? Or Pablo
User avatar #77 - TheStranger (02/18/2014) [-]
I want to find a way to play that again so badly
#76 - gjsmo (02/18/2014) [-]
The impossible-to-hit strike zone! The perfect fielding! The speed that only a Mexican could obtain!

That was an awesome game.
#62 - thisismyhandle (02/18/2014) [-]
My nigga Pablo Sanchez aka Pablo Sanchize aka Pablo Escobar aka Beast Mode
User avatar #96 - xSly (02/18/2014) [-]
Aka Horse Choker
#131 - thisismyhandle (02/19/2014) [-]
aka HR Papers Stacks aka Pillsbury Doughboy

I forgot about the Boondocks
#25 - >implying it's not just a copy of polandball  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on this whole siteball thing +1
User avatar #47 - wthree (02/16/2014) [-]
not of all polanball is of having bad english
#13 - Picture 02/14/2014 on Professional Wong +26
#2 - Dude...  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Space Defender +38
User avatar #25 - loopz (02/15/2014) [-]
I kind of enjoyed the book, not amazing though.
User avatar #18 - DoktorHax (02/14/2014) [-]
Well, i was going to make the same comment, but noooo. Someone always has to be faster... #passive agressive rage
#10 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
Ender the space defender... haaaaaa.
User avatar #4 - charagrin (02/14/2014) [-]
I liked Enders Shadow more. Still a great series though.
#11 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
That's the one with bean? I liked beans character more, but I still think that enders game made better use of the novel as a medium for storytelling.
User avatar #3 - fightforfate (02/14/2014) [-]
dude thats a massive spoiler
#2 - Picture 02/14/2014 on My enemy on Valentine's Day +2
#6 - What the hell? It's the exact same people in the background an…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/14/2014 on There you go +18
#19 - wondersquid (02/14/2014) [-]
Goatee guy patted the first dude's shoulder, the took the second dude's hat. Watch the hands very carefully first one is a left hand and the second is a right one.
#8 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
even the fucking fans..... i have a few ideas

1 - wrestling and everything about it is a staged entertainment industry to distract from real problems
2 - season seats
User avatar #31 - lmOldGreg (02/14/2014) [-]
It was most likely the same event.
User avatar #11 - manofparody (02/14/2014) [-]
It's a different person immediately after the guy that takes his hat. Look carefully at the douchebag haircut.
User avatar #10 - ieatpaste (02/14/2014) [-]
this is ufc fuck ufc
User avatar #28 - didactus (02/14/2014) [-]
It's the UFC alright but why fuck it?
User avatar #39 - ieatpaste (02/14/2014) [-]
Dana white is a fucking faggot and im not a fan of watching men roll around in their underwear. The whole sport is a bunch of classless meatheads.
User avatar #40 - didactus (02/14/2014) [-]
Take it down a notch, besides, we all have different tastes. and Ad Hominem isn't really convincing anymore
User avatar #41 - ieatpaste (02/14/2014) [-]
hey you asked
User avatar #42 - didactus (02/14/2014) [-]
Indeed I did.
#9 - dameush (02/14/2014) [-]
it is possible it happened on the same night.. not likely but possible
#10 - Are you not supposed to do CPR naked? 02/12/2014 on U.S Army medic humor +38
#60 - I liked how you baited him with a controversial opinion and th…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Country Titel +26
#163 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
highest rate of cancer survival?

now let's asume you can't afford treatement and you're ill. do you BOTHER visting the doc, knowing it'll lead to economical ruin for your family? NOPE, you don't! So you die from cancer, and isn't added to the statistics.


Let's drag in another country: NORWAY! We got both free health care and private sector. Sure, people demand private sector speed and standards in healthcare, but the goverment have said private is iyou can PAY.

And regarding living standard; scandinavian master race. Suck it, america!
User avatar #244 - drtrousersnake (02/12/2014) [-]
if you can't afford it, you use your background as a high school chemistry teacher to team up with a former student to make methamphetamine
#15 - More like "12 year long edition" 02/12/2014 on Slavery Sucks -1
#40 - I want to be the angry billy goat! But seriously, thi… 02/12/2014 on Relive the Goat Tower -1
#36 - An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw them hard enough. 02/12/2014 on Long Pic 0
#14 - essays no, but you'll be ******** problem sets fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on that last minute inspiration +9
User avatar #40 - coolcalx (02/12/2014) [-]
if you can't bullshit your physics problems, you're not doing them correctly.

source: my 300-level physics classes.
#38 - I would just like to say that this is a textbook example of pr… 02/11/2014 on Bill Nye is a cool guy +8
#163 - I lived upstate the past three years and now I'm in the city. … 02/11/2014 on banks -1
#44 - Everyone already knows that bumsnacher is a giant faggot and w…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on For Great Justice 0
#46 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
Never even heard of the dude before, so everyone that says he is a faggot is probably just on another bandwagon.
#43 - You know, a repaved road really goes a long way.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Wish my wallet had this... -1
#46 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
It wasn't hilarious. But you get a like for effort.
#47 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
JESUS CHRIST DID I JUST CALL IT 'A LIKE'.
A THUMB.
A THUMMMBB.
#45 - Whoa, it's like tolkein did this on purpose, who knew. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on freaking idiots -1
User avatar #51 - thebestpieever (02/10/2014) [-]
Well yeah. The Silmarillion is like bible 101 with a less obscure prose.
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#1 - justlinks (09/29/2013) [-]
Thanks for the comment, I just got the ability to thumb, so I thumbed most of your posts. Have a good day.
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