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Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
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- this is now my new nightmare.
out of money
Well, imagine getting conversations like this in the comments just because I'm a dumbfuck and I picked this as my name.
I've actually had this happen. Your dick hole becomes slightly larger and your foreskin isn't stuck to your dick's head anymore.
I should also mention that it really isn't that bad and I actually prefer it this way than the way it was. The only bad part is the initial bleeding and the recovery,
I was squirting blood for a few minutes and started getting dizzy, hearing static, blurred vision, almost fainted (had to sit down)...but most of that was probably from anxiety than actual blood loss.
Its not dangerous and if you manage to soldier through it (unlike me) you very much will be able to continue, because unlike the fake 4chan story up there, you do keep your erection (at least I did).
WHY would you keep going, dont you need medical assistance or some shit? I mean, is the wound really so small that it would close on its own? Or well get clogged with your own blood.
Medical assistance? Pff, the bleeding will stop long before you get to the hospital. The only thing you would need to do is clean it later. There's no pain and all you really feel is a slight snapping sensation, if you ignore it you can just keep going and you won't find you what it was until you pull out.
Also, its not really a 'wound' per say just a slight rip and yes it really is that small, it doubles the side of your dick hole.
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- I violently started convulsing when i saw this.
- hahahahahhahahahaha Have a happy valentine's day!!! then imagi…
- People in my institution shall have a ****** day on valentine's day...
hahahaha, location, i'll read the news the day after as food poisoning or something and the name smasselski will whisper in the wind...
hahahahahhahahahaha Have a happy valentine's day!!! then imagine the people in 3 hour lectures and people on date's that evening or sex planned MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH
- "hey baby how about we get" "Do you get to …
they have curved swords
Just realized that's Skyrim's way of saying you're a virgin.
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- thank you. I will download and watch this on the bus all the t…
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