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#813 - ahuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet -1
#807 - yes thank you :D much appreciated  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet +1
User avatar #811 - sierramike (02/10/2013) [-]
Hahaha no problem! I actually just got a text from my brother if you want me to tell you what he said.
User avatar #832 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
YES please do
User avatar #853 - sierramike (02/10/2013) [-]
From Brother: Hey Sierramike, I saw your post on facebook, I can't say I agree with the way you've chosen to live your life, but I'm proud of you none the less for being a man and telling everyone, don't worry about those who remove you and don't talk to you anymore, they weren't your real friends. I hope you find what you are looking for and I just want you to know I'll be by your side through it all. I wouldn't tell Dad though, you know how much he hates your neighbors and their just lesbians, I won't tell him but if you decide to I'll be there for you to help keep him calm. It's hard to imagine now my youngest brother, even though you are the biggest person in our family, who is joining the Army, something I wish I could have done, is now gay. I love you Sierramike, just know I'm always here if you need someone to talk to. Have fun and I hope you find someone who cares about you.

Me to my brother: Hey David, I'm not really gay, I pretty much lost a bet lol. You know that site I told you about, FunnyJunk? They had a bet on there that you had to post that you're gay if you did this thing. Anyway I'm glad you'd be so accepting if I WAS gay but I'm not. Love you to bro, also hows work been?

Brother to me: HOLY FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'M KICKING YOUR ASS YOU HAD ME FUCKING SCARRED FOR A SECOND YOU PRICK. Get off the fucking internet you god damn no life. Who the fuck does that shit. Fuck you.

I love my brother HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
User avatar #858 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
hahahahahhahaha i died
User avatar #866 - sierramike (02/10/2013) [-]
LOL It's funny because he's really buttmad
#802 - oh god please post the replies  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet +2
User avatar #806 - sierramike (02/10/2013) [-]
It's 1020 here so none of my friends are up yet. The three that are on just got off. If I get any I'll post them.
User avatar #807 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
yes thank you :D much appreciated
User avatar #811 - sierramike (02/10/2013) [-]
Hahaha no problem! I actually just got a text from my brother if you want me to tell you what he said.
User avatar #832 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
YES please do
User avatar #853 - sierramike (02/10/2013) [-]
From Brother: Hey Sierramike, I saw your post on facebook, I can't say I agree with the way you've chosen to live your life, but I'm proud of you none the less for being a man and telling everyone, don't worry about those who remove you and don't talk to you anymore, they weren't your real friends. I hope you find what you are looking for and I just want you to know I'll be by your side through it all. I wouldn't tell Dad though, you know how much he hates your neighbors and their just lesbians, I won't tell him but if you decide to I'll be there for you to help keep him calm. It's hard to imagine now my youngest brother, even though you are the biggest person in our family, who is joining the Army, something I wish I could have done, is now gay. I love you Sierramike, just know I'm always here if you need someone to talk to. Have fun and I hope you find someone who cares about you.

Me to my brother: Hey David, I'm not really gay, I pretty much lost a bet lol. You know that site I told you about, FunnyJunk? They had a bet on there that you had to post that you're gay if you did this thing. Anyway I'm glad you'd be so accepting if I WAS gay but I'm not. Love you to bro, also hows work been?

Brother to me: HOLY FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'M KICKING YOUR ASS YOU HAD ME FUCKING SCARRED FOR A SECOND YOU PRICK. Get off the fucking internet you god damn no life. Who the fuck does that shit. Fuck you.

I love my brother HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
User avatar #858 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
hahahahahhahaha i died
User avatar #866 - sierramike (02/10/2013) [-]
LOL It's funny because he's really buttmad
#794 - I LOVE THOSE RUSSIAN CHOCOLATES!!!!!!! 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet +1
#786 - and the fact that i'm russian doesn't help either... 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet 0
#785 - in canada bears are our pets :D  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet +1
#816 - boothead (02/10/2013) [-]
Here in suburban New York deer are our pets :D
User avatar #786 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
and the fact that i'm russian doesn't help either...
#782 - DOITFAGGOT.JPG 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet 0
#781 - **smasselski rolls 72** 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet 0
#778 - areyouawizard.jpg  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet 0
#780 - boothead (02/10/2013) [-]
I hope you get mauled by a bear... I don't care where you are, a bear...
User avatar #785 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
in canada bears are our pets :D
#816 - boothead (02/10/2013) [-]
Here in suburban New York deer are our pets :D
User avatar #786 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
and the fact that i'm russian doesn't help either...
#777 - Picture 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet +2
#775 - well now your 6 friends know.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet +1
#776 - boothead (02/10/2013) [-]
I could have told you that was dubs as I typed it...
User avatar #778 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
areyouawizard.jpg
#780 - boothead (02/10/2013) [-]
I hope you get mauled by a bear... I don't care where you are, a bear...
User avatar #785 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
in canada bears are our pets :D
#816 - boothead (02/10/2013) [-]
Here in suburban New York deer are our pets :D
User avatar #786 - smasselski (02/10/2013) [-]
and the fact that i'm russian doesn't help either...
#1 - Ribs orbit get. 02/10/2013 on There can only be one. 0
#52 - Mordecai delivers pizza? wut. 02/10/2013 on pizza +8
#2 - and potions are psychedelic drugs... ._.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2013 on Skyrimjob +40
User avatar #61 - uhidk (02/07/2013) [-]
because they only drink magic potions to quench their thirst...

OH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
#20 - this would make surgeon simulator much easier imo  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2013 on 3D hand recognizer +18
User avatar #41 - thatnerdyguy (02/02/2013) [-]
But...it's already fairly easy...
#25 - gisuar (02/02/2013) [-]
still managed to transplant it

after ripping out everything possible
User avatar #29 - masdercheef (02/02/2013) [-]
I think that's the only way to do it
#30 - gisuar (02/02/2013) [-]
you are right
#191 - Well quite frankly i enjoy yours just as much :D 01/31/2013 on Navy Seal calls The Olive... 0
#7 - My sides have officially gone into orbit  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Navy Seal calls The Olive... +4
User avatar #16 - Onemanretardpack (01/30/2013) [-]
I like your avatar, sir
User avatar #191 - smasselski (01/31/2013) [-]
Well quite frankly i enjoy yours just as much :D
#2 - I was just watching it hahahahahahaha if she weighs a… 01/27/2013 on I.N.V.I.N.C.I.B.L.E. 0
#22 - I'm the "i gotta tell a cool sto holy shit since when did… 01/23/2013 on drunk singing +1
#22 - Baghdad Ass Ops oh lol 01/21/2013 on Call of Booty : Modern... +6
#20 - most realistic game... yes... yes indeed  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on BF3 0
#23 - curses (01/20/2013) [-]
It's never been classed as a realistic shooter. It has a realistic look. But the gameplay is arcadey and it's too awesome.
#75 - well that was fast 01/14/2013 on Where was this when i was a... +1
#74 - ALL MY LIFE I NEEDED THIS D:< 01/14/2013 on Where was this when i was a... 0
#55 - Picture 01/09/2013 on Bad argument +7
#19 - DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!?!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on Thunder Thighs 0
#20 - johnnythedilk (10/08/2012) [-]
DO YOU EVEN SQUAT?!?!
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User avatar #6 - shutupandrapeme ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
So.. No more fun? :(
User avatar #2 - Dwarf (03/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #2 - smasselski (03/24/2013) [-]
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#1 - potatopie (10/10/2011) [-]
Omg serge read these stories  http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny pictures/2710415/Stories+for+halloween/  
and   
 http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny pictures/2714442/Scary+stories+for+halloween+2/  
   
i swear to god i almost shat myself
Omg serge read these stories http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny pictures/2710415/Stories+for+halloween/
and
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny
pictures/2714442/Scary+stories+for+halloween+2/

i swear to god i almost shat myself
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