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#23 - if it the one in the cave with the special grenade launching thing?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2013 on i choose life 0
User avatar #54 - trostell (12/06/2013) [-]
Wrong game, Deathclaw Sanctuary is Fallout 3. It has the single most effective energy weapon in the entire game in there, Vengeance. In fact, if you ask me, it's the single most effective weapon without Broken Steel, because it uses such a common ammo type compared to the Fat Man and the MIRV.
User avatar #27 - smasselski (12/06/2013) [-]
:| 36 deathclaws... well then... now I know what to avoid at all times.
#31 - mechathefourth (12/06/2013) [-]
When I went there I killed them all quite easy, I found a rock looking over them and sniped, they all came running but could not make it up to me.
#20 - You have not seen hell until you've been to Quarry Junction...  [+] (18 new replies) 12/06/2013 on i choose life +13
User avatar #33 - Crusader (12/06/2013) [-]
Deathclaw Promontory is worse
User avatar #32 - theimmortalbeaver (12/06/2013) [-]
I actually thought that Vault 34 was worse. You can outsmart and pick off deathclaws (anti-material rifle with hand-loaded rounds, plus well-equipped companions), but 34 has so much radiation that it actually killed me at one point. It's absolutely insane.
User avatar #24 - mrwalkerfour (12/06/2013) [-]
just get on top of a boulder with a nsiper rifle
, pick them off as you see them, pretty easy, just need ammo and good aim
User avatar #34 - heartlessrobot (12/06/2013) [-]
Or just take the easy way out and use the Experimental MIRV.
User avatar #36 - mrwalkerfour (12/06/2013) [-]
i never got round to getting it, i prefer the c finder, because its hilarious.
User avatar #35 - heartlessrobot (12/06/2013) [-]
Oh wait, I'm thinking Fallout 3.
User avatar #26 - smasselski (12/06/2013) [-]
jesus what rifle did you use?
User avatar #28 - mrwalkerfour (12/06/2013) [-]
testing my memory hear haha, i think an anti.mat rifle? but you can use any scoped rifle. just takes longer and more ammo. (unless you are a crack shot then just use what you like I guess).

just boulder hop, get on top of a boulder, shoot all the nearby deathclaws, move up to the next boulder, etc
User avatar #29 - smasselski (12/06/2013) [-]
I have a fully equipped antimat rifle and have trouble killing them with it... feelsbad.jpg
User avatar #52 - trostell (12/06/2013) [-]
The AMR NEEDS 100 guns skill to be really effective, and even then, you pretty much need to use Match or Explosive rounds for Deathclaws. Match is more accurate, but exclusively hand-made, and Explosive is, well...explosive. Aside from that, all you need is the suppressor and clear sight lines, and you can pop Deathclaws all day. Hell, I cleared Quarry Junction with Paciencia, that hunting rifle with 3 round magazines and a Mexican flag on the stock, but that took a lot of stealth boys to get into range for the scope-less rifle.
User avatar #30 - mrwalkerfour (12/06/2013) [-]
well there is the archemides C finder weapon, if youve heard of it, if not google it cos its a long ass quest (easy but long). its a giant lazer beam from space weapon, destroys literally everything within a 10 metre radius of the blast. but you can only use it once per day

also try explosive rounds. those on an antimat can usually 1shot kill a deathclaw, 2 shots for the mother and 3 for an alpha.
#44 - smasselski (12/06/2013) [-]
thanks that's awesome!!!
#22 - mechathefourth (12/06/2013) [-]
Quarry Junction is not bad, secret deathclaw camp is bad real bad.
User avatar #23 - smasselski (12/06/2013) [-]
if it the one in the cave with the special grenade launching thing?
User avatar #54 - trostell (12/06/2013) [-]
Wrong game, Deathclaw Sanctuary is Fallout 3. It has the single most effective energy weapon in the entire game in there, Vengeance. In fact, if you ask me, it's the single most effective weapon without Broken Steel, because it uses such a common ammo type compared to the Fat Man and the MIRV.
User avatar #27 - smasselski (12/06/2013) [-]
:| 36 deathclaws... well then... now I know what to avoid at all times.
#31 - mechathefourth (12/06/2013) [-]
When I went there I killed them all quite easy, I found a rock looking over them and sniped, they all came running but could not make it up to me.
#18 - GOLD. 12/06/2013 on How to get the bitches +2
#102 - took me a second but hahahahaha 12/05/2013 on 4chan stories -1
#224 - yes because it was an extra good roll ;) 12/01/2013 on Jabba the Hut 0
#154 - nice roll  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Jabba the Hut +1
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User avatar #224 - smasselski (12/01/2013) [-]
yes because it was an extra good roll ;)
#13 - AGE OF ULTRON!!! I HOPE ITS LIKE THE COMIC  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2013 on 2015 Looks Promising +1
User avatar #21 - lockstin (11/30/2013) [-]
already isnt with no hank pym. tony stark creates ultron in the movie.
User avatar #36 - wishingwell (11/30/2013) [-]
But they're working on a Ant Man Movie tho (too fucking late imo, since Hank Pym is the scientist supreme, and the creator of the Avengers most badass foe)
User avatar #216 - lockstin (12/02/2013) [-]
Ant man movie is confirmed as phase 3. meaning after the age of ultron movie, but before the final avengers movie.
#136 - LOLED hard at reaction 11/29/2013 on Fallout 4 +1
#143 - NZT because well. NZT 11/25/2013 on choose one item 0
#39 - I don't feel ok with this... 11/24/2013 on Ian McKellen & Patrick... 0
#34 - mfw "stealing his gimmick"  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on Assassins Creed +6
#35 - phosphate (11/19/2013) [-]
#58 - in Canada reading -20C as freezing conditions MFW  [+] (7 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Winter is Coming +1
User avatar #64 - Carks (11/19/2013) [-]
Agreed! I was reading it like....If that's what you want me to test your jacket at, then this jacket will not suffice
User avatar #67 - sketchE (11/19/2013) [-]
thats about ten degrees F right?
User avatar #68 - Carks (11/19/2013) [-]
-20 celsius is about -4 fahrenheit. The coldest I have ever experienced in my town is about -48 celsius with windchill, which is -54.4 fahrenheit.
User avatar #69 - sketchE (11/19/2013) [-]
yep sounds about right. i lived in fairbanks most my life. recess at -20 is always fun
User avatar #70 - Carks (11/19/2013) [-]
Where's Fairbanks?
User avatar #72 - sketchE (11/19/2013) [-]
central alaska. its dipped into -40 for the past few years
User avatar #73 - Carks (11/19/2013) [-]
Ah, gotcha. Well, I wish you all the best in surviving this winter
#221 - Comment deleted 11/19/2013 on Help me out 0
#664 - LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced 0
#663 - calls fallout just a first person shooter... 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced 0
#661 - This is only getting better by the second 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced 0
#652 - get out! we don't need lies here  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced +4
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#651 - MFW I'm also in tears from happiness. 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced +3
#21 - when black people score a goal in hockey 11/15/2013 on Allow me to Break The Ice +3
#11 - Comment deleted 11/15/2013 on timemachine! 0
#6611954 - no more party time 11/12/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#6611943 - Picture 11/12/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#6611834 - please give me colored text... 11/12/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#6611745 - RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDD 11/12/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#6611686 - OHHH YESSS I FEEL IT 11/12/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
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User avatar #6 - shutupandrapeme (03/24/2013) [-]
So.. No more fun? :(
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