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Date Signed Up:2/20/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#5670
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#131 - Id find any near object and gut the ****** . 03/10/2014 on Gigga Nigga 0
#120 - All Nightmare Long. 03/09/2014 on Fucked by a knife 0
#77 - thank you. im gonna lol a lot now. 03/07/2014 on swiggity swagger 0
#75 - source because this video made ma laugh a lot.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on swiggity swagger 0
User avatar #76 - curtisbentley (03/07/2014) [-]
HE'S BACK

Watch "Bullying", that shit's hilarious.
User avatar #77 - smasselski (03/07/2014) [-]
thank you. im gonna lol a lot now.
#421 - id **** your bicep. 03/06/2014 on Can I have some motivation... 0
#11 - YEY PLACE DES ARTS 03/02/2014 on you shall not pass +1
#6 - SWERVE 03/02/2014 on i'm on a stair escalator... +1
#720 - Comment deleted 02/27/2014 on It's fucking over 0
#23 - i ******* love President Putin 02/26/2014 on Putin and his crazy thumbs 0
#17 - in the instructions it only says 1/4 yeast no measurement.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on Bauernkrapfen 0
User avatar #19 - metalmind (02/23/2014) [-]
You usually buy dry yeast in small packets.
I meant that you should use 1/4 of a standard size dry yeast packet.
Ot just use regular yeast.
User avatar #18 - instakill (02/23/2014) [-]
I assumed 1/4 cup
#15 - apparently its 2 1/2 teaspoons... it would be good to clarify …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2014 on Bauernkrapfen 0
User avatar #16 - instakill (02/23/2014) [-]
well don't you have a measuring cup?
User avatar #17 - smasselski (02/23/2014) [-]
in the instructions it only says 1/4 yeast no measurement.
User avatar #19 - metalmind (02/23/2014) [-]
You usually buy dry yeast in small packets.
I meant that you should use 1/4 of a standard size dry yeast packet.
Ot just use regular yeast.
User avatar #18 - instakill (02/23/2014) [-]
I assumed 1/4 cup
#13 - 1/4 cup of dry yeast?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2014 on Bauernkrapfen 0
User avatar #14 - instakill (02/23/2014) [-]
yeah, what else could it be?
User avatar #15 - smasselski (02/23/2014) [-]
apparently its 2 1/2 teaspoons... it would be good to clarify for noobs...
User avatar #16 - instakill (02/23/2014) [-]
well don't you have a measuring cup?
User avatar #17 - smasselski (02/23/2014) [-]
in the instructions it only says 1/4 yeast no measurement.
User avatar #19 - metalmind (02/23/2014) [-]
You usually buy dry yeast in small packets.
I meant that you should use 1/4 of a standard size dry yeast packet.
Ot just use regular yeast.
User avatar #18 - instakill (02/23/2014) [-]
I assumed 1/4 cup
#6 - I haven't laughed like this in a while. Thank you 02/23/2014 on Playing Impossible Game... +24
#5 - Comment deleted 02/23/2014 on Playing Impossible Game... 0
#6 - I'm from Canada and I can approve this. 02/23/2014 on Check description +9
#11 - i have trouble seeing, there's not enough pixels to clearly se… 02/23/2014 on THIS PARTY IS GETTING CRAZY +1
#616 - source?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Bill Nye the Logical Guy 0
User avatar #624 - afroadam (02/06/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kgvhG3AkI

just messin here is the debate
User avatar #622 - afroadam (02/06/2014) [-]
um...well the show is rugrats but uh the text is not in the show
#19 - That's why I realized I was an alcoholic at 17... 02/05/2014 on True +1
#64 - SHUT YOUR COMMIE MOUTH 02/05/2014 on We all believed him !! 0
#30 - BE ADVISED 02/05/2014 on Something is very wrong... 0
#8 - this is now my new nightmare.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2014 on out of money +1
User avatar #22 - frenulum (02/03/2014) [-]
Well, imagine getting conversations like this in the comments just because I'm a dumbfuck and I picked this as my name.
User avatar #13 - moistnuggests (02/02/2014) [-]
I've actually had this happen. Your dick hole becomes slightly larger and your foreskin isn't stuck to your dick's head anymore.

I should also mention that it really isn't that bad and I actually prefer it this way than the way it was. The only bad part is the initial bleeding and the recovery,
I was squirting blood for a few minutes and started getting dizzy, hearing static, blurred vision, almost fainted (had to sit down)...but most of that was probably from anxiety than actual blood loss.

Its not dangerous and if you manage to soldier through it (unlike me) you very much will be able to continue, because unlike the fake 4chan story up there, you do keep your erection (at least I did).
#14 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
WHY would you keep going, dont you need medical assistance or some shit? I mean, is the wound really so small that it would close on its own? Or well get clogged with your own blood.
User avatar #17 - moistnuggests (02/02/2014) [-]
Medical assistance? Pff, the bleeding will stop long before you get to the hospital. The only thing you would need to do is clean it later. There's no pain and all you really feel is a slight snapping sensation, if you ignore it you can just keep going and you won't find you what it was until you pull out.

Also, its not really a 'wound' per say just a slight rip and yes it really is that small, it doubles the side of your dick hole.
#107277 - Let's go DJ ADMIN TURN IT UP HARDER THIS IS WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!! 01/31/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#100684 - I'm jamming out really hard in my room atm 01/31/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#100327 - Comment deleted 01/31/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#11 - I violently started convulsing when i saw this. 01/28/2014 on Do want. 0
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User avatar #6 - shutupandrapeme (03/24/2013) [-]
So.. No more fun? :(
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