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Date Signed Up:2/20/2011
Last Login:11/24/2014
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#6 - Yey Montreal actually has cool things, other than the UBISOFT HQ  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on a fountain with perfect timing +1
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#145 - WHAT IS THE MOVIE DAMMIT?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2013 on The L Dream 0
User avatar #146 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
black swan

milla kunis and nathalie portman... so yeah like pretty much doesnt get much better than that as a combo.
#147 - smasselski (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #148 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
fuck a book niggah look at mah dance
#3 - MFW 2 things i enjoy a lot together... Oh sweet *******… 07/06/2013 on I'll take 50, thanks. 0
#11 - Picture 07/06/2013 on Guess who's life is fucked?... 0
#49 - I'd be a jumper  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on Where Would You Live? +1
User avatar #71 - xpurpledragonx (07/06/2013) [-]
That would be cool if people wern't trying to fucking hunt you down
#28 - By now i have my personal pilot, attendants, and jet all to my…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on laugh for a ticket to hell +1
User avatar #37 - gumpers (07/06/2013) [-]
Lucky, I'm still stuck in coach.
#27 - Picture 07/06/2013 on laugh for a ticket to hell 0
#226 - 4710 situps??.... good luck 07/06/2013 on Motivation 0
#125 - Picture 07/06/2013 on Mini food comp +2
#35 - That's neither funny, nor accurate. I'm judging you…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on i'm just gonna leave this... +7
#66 - mindsculptorjace (07/03/2013) [-]
#34 - Comment deleted 07/03/2013 on i'm just gonna leave this... 0
#66 - Picture 07/03/2013 on North korean space Proramm +8
#24 - MFW a fish is more useful than AquaMan...  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2013 on God-like powers +17
#53 - scg (07/03/2013) [-]
#50 - Spikeydeath (07/03/2013) [-]
a man who can stand on his on two feet against batman is useless?
#44 - schneidend (07/03/2013) [-]
-Mid-level super strength.
-Mid-level superhuman durability.
-Able to survive intense atmospheric pressure.
-Can breath underwater.
-Swim speed rivaling that of a shark (i.e. basically an underwater cheetah)
-Atlanean sorcery, particularly lightning and water spells.
-Ability to psychically command sea creatures, like saving an entire cruise ship full of people with a kraken.
MFW people call Aquaman useless.
User avatar #48 - cshp (07/03/2013) [-]
His psychic abilities aren't limited to sea creatures. Also, after he loses his and, his hook hand gets replaced with a magic water hand that can instantly dehydrate someone to the point that they die with just a single touch
#28 - vicioushaze (07/03/2013) [-]
#32 - my brain is hurting. 07/03/2013 on a glitch in the matrix 0
#205 - words of wisdom 07/02/2013 on MFW Canada's Day 0
#39 - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 07/02/2013 on Wolverine +11
#5 - Comment deleted 07/01/2013 on Jenkies! -1
#69 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Senior Discount +15
#49 - i'll give sons of anarchy a try thanks m8!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Wrong Dexter +1
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#48 - august 11th to be exact 07/01/2013 on Wrong Dexter +1
#14 - all that's missing now is breaking bad...  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Wrong Dexter +4
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#49 - smasselski (07/01/2013) [-]
i'll give sons of anarchy a try thanks m8!
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#25 - puremike (06/30/2013) [-]
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have they said when its back ?
User avatar #48 - smasselski (07/01/2013) [-]
august 11th to be exact
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#13 - Dexter starts today. Excitement level overload  [+] (8 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Wrong Dexter +6
#38 - randombitches (06/30/2013) [-]
#14 - smasselski (06/30/2013) [-]
all that's missing now is breaking bad...
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#49 - smasselski (07/01/2013) [-]
i'll give sons of anarchy a try thanks m8!
#50 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
#25 - puremike (06/30/2013) [-]
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have they said when its back ?
User avatar #48 - smasselski (07/01/2013) [-]
august 11th to be exact
#37 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
#77 - description made me cringe hard... 06/30/2013 on I think this is where this... 0
#28 - every time i go on 4chan, looking for a cool story. i always e…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on working out at gym +5
User avatar #33 - ultimoz (06/30/2013) [-]
To what? Goats raped by humans?
User avatar #55 - pawnman (06/30/2013) [-]
you obviously haven't been to 4chan, there are categories dedicated to porn
#87 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2013) [-]
EVERY forum has porn on 4chan, you obviously have never been there.
#257 - Asking for favors on FJ and it has nothing to do with feels? 06/28/2013 on Alternate usage of AC 0
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User avatar #6 - shutupandrapeme (03/24/2013) [-]
So.. No more fun? :(
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