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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/20/2011
Last Login:7/23/2014
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#34 - Comment deleted 07/03/2013 on i'm just gonna leave this... 0
#66 - Picture 07/03/2013 on North korean space Proramm +8
#24 - MFW a fish is more useful than AquaMan...  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2013 on God-like powers +17
#53 - scg (07/03/2013) [-]
#50 - Spikeydeath (07/03/2013) [-]
a man who can stand on his on two feet against batman is useless?
#44 - schneidend (07/03/2013) [-]
-Mid-level super strength.
-Mid-level superhuman durability.
-Able to survive intense atmospheric pressure.
-Can breath underwater.
-Swim speed rivaling that of a shark (i.e. basically an underwater cheetah)
-Atlanean sorcery, particularly lightning and water spells.
-Ability to psychically command sea creatures, like saving an entire cruise ship full of people with a kraken.
MFW people call Aquaman useless.
User avatar #48 - cshp (07/03/2013) [-]
His psychic abilities aren't limited to sea creatures. Also, after he loses his and, his hook hand gets replaced with a magic water hand that can instantly dehydrate someone to the point that they die with just a single touch
#28 - vicioushaze (07/03/2013) [-]
#32 - my brain is hurting. 07/03/2013 on a glitch in the matrix 0
#205 - words of wisdom 07/02/2013 on MFW Canada's Day 0
#39 - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 07/02/2013 on Wolverine +11
#5 - Comment deleted 07/01/2013 on Jenkies! -1
#69 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Senior Discount +15
#49 - i'll give sons of anarchy a try thanks m8!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Wrong Dexter +1
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#48 - august 11th to be exact 07/01/2013 on Wrong Dexter +1
#14 - all that's missing now is breaking bad...  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Wrong Dexter +4
#40 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
#49 - smasselski (07/01/2013) [-]
i'll give sons of anarchy a try thanks m8!
#50 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
#25 - puremike (06/30/2013) [-]
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have they said when its back ?
User avatar #48 - smasselski (07/01/2013) [-]
august 11th to be exact
#37 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
#13 - Dexter starts today. Excitement level overload  [+] (8 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Wrong Dexter +6
#38 - randombitches (06/30/2013) [-]
#14 - smasselski (06/30/2013) [-]
all that's missing now is breaking bad...
#40 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
#49 - smasselski (07/01/2013) [-]
i'll give sons of anarchy a try thanks m8!
#50 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
#25 - puremike (06/30/2013) [-]
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have they said when its back ?
User avatar #48 - smasselski (07/01/2013) [-]
august 11th to be exact
#37 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
#77 - description made me cringe hard... 06/30/2013 on I think this is where this... 0
#28 - every time i go on 4chan, looking for a cool story. i always e…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on working out at gym +5
User avatar #33 - ultimoz (06/30/2013) [-]
To what? Goats raped by humans?
User avatar #55 - pawnman (06/30/2013) [-]
you obviously haven't been to 4chan, there are categories dedicated to porn
#87 - devout feminist (06/30/2013) [-]
EVERY forum has porn on 4chan, you obviously have never been there.
#257 - Asking for favors on FJ and it has nothing to do with feels? 06/28/2013 on Alternate usage of AC 0
#20 - what font is tha... MOTHERFUCKER 06/26/2013 on some clever business cards -1
#7 - Shadowmere is not merely just a horse... 06/25/2013 on Excuse me +3
#294 - Comment deleted 06/25/2013 on Nissan Cube 0
#16 - JESUS CHALUPA 06/25/2013 on You wanna see a dead body +2
#5 - MFW mom says you need 2 trips to pick all of the bags 06/22/2013 on MFW +44
#57 - CANADIANS REPORT IN EH!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2013 on popularity +8
#106 - kevsletsplays (06/22/2013) [-]
Alberta pride!
#81 - ChronoBoost (06/22/2013) [-]
#25 - Padilla beloruskoe imya? Ya ne znayu, nu ya uveren shto padill…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2013 on The tale of a Russian guy... +2
User avatar #102 - existacne (06/21/2013) [-]
Транслит делать мои глаза кровотечение чувак.
#29 - chronicalice (06/21/2013) [-]
ДА и лицо у него не такое уж и славянское)
#69 - devout feminist (06/21/2013) [-]
true, but he could be a mix that op failed to mention
#114 - chronicalice (06/22/2013) [-]
You know in Spain and Philippines name Ivan is quite used so looking at the pic from the news I can say he is 80% from Philippines.
#20 - I am russian, and Padilla is a Mexican Asian (Philippino) name…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2013 on The tale of a Russian guy... +26
User avatar #88 - babbysmithy (06/21/2013) [-]
Russians are fucking cool man! I really love your language!
User avatar #82 - blitzkriegjess (06/21/2013) [-]
unrelated, but... that gif is the freakin funniest thing I have ever seen. maybe cause I'm exhausted but I literally sat here watching it for almost ten minutes laughing just as hard each time.

that is all.

I should go sleep.
User avatar #23 - PlagueDoctor (06/21/2013) [-]
Или Белорусское
#25 - smasselski (06/21/2013) [-]
Padilla beloruskoe imya? Ya ne znayu, nu ya uveren shto padilla filipinskoe imya.

+ smotri na statyu v nizu.
User avatar #102 - existacne (06/21/2013) [-]
Транслит делать мои глаза кровотечение чувак.
#29 - chronicalice (06/21/2013) [-]
ДА и лицо у него не такое уж и славянское)
#69 - devout feminist (06/21/2013) [-]
true, but he could be a mix that op failed to mention
#114 - chronicalice (06/22/2013) [-]
You know in Spain and Philippines name Ivan is quite used so looking at the pic from the news I can say he is 80% from Philippines.
#178 - Comment deleted 06/20/2013 on Miss Utah - Dumbest Pageant... +2
#367 - Picture 06/20/2013 on Xbox Partially Fixed? +2
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User avatar #6 - shutupandrapeme (03/24/2013) [-]
So.. No more fun? :(
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