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Date Signed Up:2/20/2011
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#3 - at first i was like, but that's not the color of apple juice … 07/28/2013 on Apple +1
#836 - Comment deleted 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. 0
#362 - black daddy 07/20/2013 on Why must I cry 0
#67 - MFW after I got my 4 wisdom teeth surgically removed  [+] (20 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Loop Zoop 0
User avatar #84 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
I did that shit awake no gas. They numbed me but fucked up, so I could feel half of it. I'm home now still recovering. I fukken love Oxy-cotton, can't feel a damn thing.


But that means you can't fap ethier....
User avatar #161 - recovering (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm glad to hear you're home!
User avatar #90 - MythBuster (07/19/2013) [-]
i highly doubt that you got Oxycontin..
User avatar #92 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
Oxycodon, The prescribed version in the pill form, not the shit you use to get high with needles. (even though it is basically the same thing.) So answer your question yes I did.
User avatar #93 - MythBuster (07/19/2013) [-]
no you didn't because they're not the same thing.. you said that you got oxycontin
User avatar #104 - majortomcomics (07/19/2013) [-]
He's looking for attention because he's a stupid faggot.
#94 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
You can turn Oxycodon into oxy cottion, If it's that big of a deal to you i'm getting a lighter, spoon and a needle right now.
User avatar #95 - MythBuster (07/19/2013) [-]
oxycontin is a prescribed drug you fucking retard.. you're obviously lying because that shit has to be made in a lab
User avatar #96 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
Oh wait I got it mixed up, OxyContin is the Brand name shit. But it is Oxycodon. Which is what I got, It a white fukken pill that you take " 1 tablet by mouth every 4 hours if needed for pain." So yes. Same shit. People who take it as a way to get high just call it oxy-cotton. So I fucking assumed thats what you call it if you take it like that.

OXYCODONE-ACETAMINOPHEN is what it says on the bottle.
User avatar #97 - MythBuster (07/19/2013) [-]
ok that makes more sense.. oxycontin is extremely powerful and lasts for 12hrs
User avatar #99 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I got a weakend version but It makes life not suck as bad as my face heals.
User avatar #101 - MythBuster (07/19/2013) [-]
eat lots of pudding with mashed pa-taters and gravy.. that shit was so cash
User avatar #102 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
My mouth was so swollen till yesterday I could only drink water and ice c-cold milk, Even though they both tasted like iron cuz the blood.
User avatar #111 - princeofbrokensoul (07/19/2013) [-]
i love the taste of iron also if my parent makes me get that surgery im gonna kill them in there sleep.
User avatar #119 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
Not iron from this kind of wound, it was mixed with the nasty spit and stunk like a rotting corps, the trick is to saltwater gurgle it but you have to do it often.... also ice like a mother fucker.
User avatar #125 - princeofbrokensoul (07/19/2013) [-]
yeah i know what you have to do my brother did it.
User avatar #100 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
weakened*
User avatar #105 - majortomcomics (07/19/2013) [-]
I take a prescribed methamphetamine for ADHD. Stop trying to sound badass. They're just in the same family of drugs.
#107 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
Why don't you go chase a butterfly or something. Let the convo die already. I'm not trying to be a druggie, I was just saying how amazing pain-killers/drugs are when you need them, not because I can't sit still/pay attention for more than 5 minutes. "Crystal" is in the same family as well, I don't think being a drug addict makes you a bad-ass.
User avatar #69 - JesuschristofAZ (07/19/2013) [-]
I was only high post surgery. They gave me a Xanex and it didn't work, so they gave me another thing via needle, that did wonders and I was high as a cloud. Closed my eyes, woke up, and I was speaking in another language and constantly blacking out. Was pretty neat.
#81 - #cumoverafghanistan lost it hahahahahahah 07/19/2013 on The Battery Psychopath -2
#703 - i think it should be, if not. get Dark souls its demon's souls 2 07/18/2013 on I hate you all 0
#651 - go die in a fire you raging homosexual cunt nahh jk t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on I hate you all 0
User avatar #681 - Senic (07/18/2013) [-]
Is Demon's Souls for pc?
User avatar #703 - smasselski (07/18/2013) [-]
i think it should be, if not. get Dark souls its demon's souls 2
#2 - Raising the bar. <<pic 50% related 07/17/2013 on Bartending Like A Boss 0
#3976 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +6
#92 - I hope Renolds plays Deadpool, but with more character.... 07/16/2013 on See description, but... +1
#29 - Comment deleted 07/15/2013 on Fallout 3 Giveaway 0
#4 - Picture 07/15/2013 on MY GOD ! 0
#9 - we have SONY GATZ VERY GOOD QUALITY!!! 07/14/2013 on Seems Legit +2
#12 - Picture 07/14/2013 on is it...magic? nop +7
#84 - Picture 07/13/2013 on Guile, a real American hero 0
#29 - Picture 07/12/2013 on Food Chain 0
#28 - that's french for cake 07/12/2013 on Food Chain 0
#9 - As a Canadian, i can also confirm this... QUEBEC SUCKS.... 07/12/2013 on Canadian Death 0
#5 - beat me to it... 07/11/2013 on Getting ready to build a... +1
#10 - i will never look at designed cookies the same way again. 07/08/2013 on one of the most relaxing... +1
#8 - i mean, i'm playing on ps3 and i just bought hearthfire, and m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Wat 0
#9 - skiskate (07/08/2013) [-]
skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/25448//?

This is the house I am using
#5 - how do you make it all stone? if this is on a console... …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Wat 0
User avatar #10 - zarcos (07/08/2013) [-]
LOL....console
User avatar #6 - skiskate (07/08/2013) [-]
Ummm... wut?
User avatar #8 - smasselski (07/08/2013) [-]
i mean, i'm playing on ps3 and i just bought hearthfire, and my houses all come out in wood when i build them
#9 - skiskate (07/08/2013) [-]
skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/25448//?

This is the house I am using
#81 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Description +3
#80 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Description +7
#11 - post your neatest soccer gifs here. I really just li… 07/08/2013 on football played right -2
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User avatar #6 - shutupandrapeme (03/24/2013) [-]
So.. No more fun? :(
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