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#111 - Comment deleted 08/08/2013 on Best. Celebration. Ever. 0
#2357 - Picture 08/08/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker 0
#110 - this should be useful...  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2013 on I hate that shit +6
#145 - butiloveu (08/08/2013) [-]
why the low resolution?
Have a bigger one.
#198 - smasselski (08/08/2013) [-]
#121 - TheRedScare (08/08/2013) [-]
#111 - lyukang (08/08/2013) [-]
#2347 - THREE DAYS.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker +1
User avatar #2355 - stefanolopcus (08/08/2013) [-]
finalllyyyyyy!!!!!!!
#2357 - smasselski (08/08/2013) [-]
#7 - MFW someone wakes me up, and I never gave them my number. 08/06/2013 on when i get a important call... +2
#85 - is it good? I like things that are good no matter if i hate or…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp 0
User avatar #102 - thisotherdude (08/06/2013) [-]
Adding on to what that other dude said, Fallout Equestria is probably the single most famous fanfiction ever written. So good that it's become an entire standalone work with it's own wiki's and fanfictions about it (yes, fanfictions about fanfiction). As for if it's good... It's the single most praised MLP fanfiction ever and possibly considered the best fanfiction in general, it's considered extremely good not only as a fanfic but as literature.

There's also plenty of reference to fallout's 1 and 2 alongside the fallout 3 references just if you were interested.
User avatar #87 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Is it good? Would a fic that was bad have actually gone into limited print? Would a fic that is bad have spawned its own genre? No, This Fic is Astounding, the amount of backstory and story interconnectivity in general is mindblowing. I have read it 3 times now and still get chills. In fact, I am just signed up to aid in a 3 year project to make a full conversion mod for fallout 3.
If you like Fallout in general, Then you will love this even with no prior knowledge of MLP (Although the backstory is partially about discovering what happened 200 years ago, centering mostly around the mane 6, so a brief review of the general character list wouldn't hurt).
User avatar #109 - ranzoray (08/06/2013) [-]
That fic man, my heart still bleeds when I think about it
User avatar #122 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Are you referring to the ending? Because I thought it was a complete and utter cop out. Like she just kinda gave in. She could have gone back, and given the task to someone else who would have been more than happy to take it, she had plenty of people she could trust and who would have done it without question. And the epilogue, Oh dear god, It left more questions than the original ending did.
User avatar #125 - ranzoray (08/06/2013) [-]
The ending did leave me feeling a little forlorn, but that was mostly because I don't do very well with endings

What got me was the whole premise of the story, the history behind it, and the brutality and bitterness of the conflicts that took place throughout the narrative. Also, the questions of what was righteous and pure were compelling in the sense that it's demonstrated in the story that sometimes things aren't always black and white in regards to what actions must be taken in certain situations. All of it just sorta piled on to create this emotional roller coaster that I didn't really experience until after I finished the story.
#83 - stop waving around the subject and tell me!!! i can read the f…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp 0
User avatar #84 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Fuck you would never believe me, but might as well tell you anyway. www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
Its an MLP crossover, with all the gore, explosions, slavery, and death you would expect from a typical playthrough of fallout 3.
I warned you, you probably wouldn't like it.
That being said, This Fic has created an entire new genre, that encompass over 2300 stories in over 7 different languages.
User avatar #85 - smasselski (08/06/2013) [-]
is it good? I like things that are good no matter if i hate or like the fandoms who make them.
User avatar #102 - thisotherdude (08/06/2013) [-]
Adding on to what that other dude said, Fallout Equestria is probably the single most famous fanfiction ever written. So good that it's become an entire standalone work with it's own wiki's and fanfictions about it (yes, fanfictions about fanfiction). As for if it's good... It's the single most praised MLP fanfiction ever and possibly considered the best fanfiction in general, it's considered extremely good not only as a fanfic but as literature.

There's also plenty of reference to fallout's 1 and 2 alongside the fallout 3 references just if you were interested.
User avatar #87 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Is it good? Would a fic that was bad have actually gone into limited print? Would a fic that is bad have spawned its own genre? No, This Fic is Astounding, the amount of backstory and story interconnectivity in general is mindblowing. I have read it 3 times now and still get chills. In fact, I am just signed up to aid in a 3 year project to make a full conversion mod for fallout 3.
If you like Fallout in general, Then you will love this even with no prior knowledge of MLP (Although the backstory is partially about discovering what happened 200 years ago, centering mostly around the mane 6, so a brief review of the general character list wouldn't hurt).
User avatar #109 - ranzoray (08/06/2013) [-]
That fic man, my heart still bleeds when I think about it
User avatar #122 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Are you referring to the ending? Because I thought it was a complete and utter cop out. Like she just kinda gave in. She could have gone back, and given the task to someone else who would have been more than happy to take it, she had plenty of people she could trust and who would have done it without question. And the epilogue, Oh dear god, It left more questions than the original ending did.
User avatar #125 - ranzoray (08/06/2013) [-]
The ending did leave me feeling a little forlorn, but that was mostly because I don't do very well with endings

What got me was the whole premise of the story, the history behind it, and the brutality and bitterness of the conflicts that took place throughout the narrative. Also, the questions of what was righteous and pure were compelling in the sense that it's demonstrated in the story that sometimes things aren't always black and white in regards to what actions must be taken in certain situations. All of it just sorta piled on to create this emotional roller coaster that I didn't really experience until after I finished the story.
#80 - please do... but i mean books. not videos  [+] (9 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp 0
User avatar #81 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, I say its the most famous, and the longest one I have ever known, But you aren't going to like the context it's in.
User avatar #83 - smasselski (08/06/2013) [-]
stop waving around the subject and tell me!!! i can read the fourth cover and see if it interests me!
User avatar #84 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Fuck you would never believe me, but might as well tell you anyway. www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
Its an MLP crossover, with all the gore, explosions, slavery, and death you would expect from a typical playthrough of fallout 3.
I warned you, you probably wouldn't like it.
That being said, This Fic has created an entire new genre, that encompass over 2300 stories in over 7 different languages.
User avatar #85 - smasselski (08/06/2013) [-]
is it good? I like things that are good no matter if i hate or like the fandoms who make them.
User avatar #102 - thisotherdude (08/06/2013) [-]
Adding on to what that other dude said, Fallout Equestria is probably the single most famous fanfiction ever written. So good that it's become an entire standalone work with it's own wiki's and fanfictions about it (yes, fanfictions about fanfiction). As for if it's good... It's the single most praised MLP fanfiction ever and possibly considered the best fanfiction in general, it's considered extremely good not only as a fanfic but as literature.

There's also plenty of reference to fallout's 1 and 2 alongside the fallout 3 references just if you were interested.
User avatar #87 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Is it good? Would a fic that was bad have actually gone into limited print? Would a fic that is bad have spawned its own genre? No, This Fic is Astounding, the amount of backstory and story interconnectivity in general is mindblowing. I have read it 3 times now and still get chills. In fact, I am just signed up to aid in a 3 year project to make a full conversion mod for fallout 3.
If you like Fallout in general, Then you will love this even with no prior knowledge of MLP (Although the backstory is partially about discovering what happened 200 years ago, centering mostly around the mane 6, so a brief review of the general character list wouldn't hurt).
User avatar #109 - ranzoray (08/06/2013) [-]
That fic man, my heart still bleeds when I think about it
User avatar #122 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Are you referring to the ending? Because I thought it was a complete and utter cop out. Like she just kinda gave in. She could have gone back, and given the task to someone else who would have been more than happy to take it, she had plenty of people she could trust and who would have done it without question. And the epilogue, Oh dear god, It left more questions than the original ending did.
User avatar #125 - ranzoray (08/06/2013) [-]
The ending did leave me feeling a little forlorn, but that was mostly because I don't do very well with endings

What got me was the whole premise of the story, the history behind it, and the brutality and bitterness of the conflicts that took place throughout the narrative. Also, the questions of what was righteous and pure were compelling in the sense that it's demonstrated in the story that sometimes things aren't always black and white in regards to what actions must be taken in certain situations. All of it just sorta piled on to create this emotional roller coaster that I didn't really experience until after I finished the story.
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Vowels 0
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#56 - Wish they would release Fallout books... I would read the …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp 0
User avatar #79 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Its called a fanfic, Hundreds exist.
In fact, if you are interested, I can link you to the most famous fan fic of all time.
User avatar #80 - smasselski (08/06/2013) [-]
please do... but i mean books. not videos
User avatar #81 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, I say its the most famous, and the longest one I have ever known, But you aren't going to like the context it's in.
User avatar #83 - smasselski (08/06/2013) [-]
stop waving around the subject and tell me!!! i can read the fourth cover and see if it interests me!
User avatar #84 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Fuck you would never believe me, but might as well tell you anyway. www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
Its an MLP crossover, with all the gore, explosions, slavery, and death you would expect from a typical playthrough of fallout 3.
I warned you, you probably wouldn't like it.
That being said, This Fic has created an entire new genre, that encompass over 2300 stories in over 7 different languages.
User avatar #85 - smasselski (08/06/2013) [-]
is it good? I like things that are good no matter if i hate or like the fandoms who make them.
User avatar #102 - thisotherdude (08/06/2013) [-]
Adding on to what that other dude said, Fallout Equestria is probably the single most famous fanfiction ever written. So good that it's become an entire standalone work with it's own wiki's and fanfictions about it (yes, fanfictions about fanfiction). As for if it's good... It's the single most praised MLP fanfiction ever and possibly considered the best fanfiction in general, it's considered extremely good not only as a fanfic but as literature.

There's also plenty of reference to fallout's 1 and 2 alongside the fallout 3 references just if you were interested.
User avatar #87 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Is it good? Would a fic that was bad have actually gone into limited print? Would a fic that is bad have spawned its own genre? No, This Fic is Astounding, the amount of backstory and story interconnectivity in general is mindblowing. I have read it 3 times now and still get chills. In fact, I am just signed up to aid in a 3 year project to make a full conversion mod for fallout 3.
If you like Fallout in general, Then you will love this even with no prior knowledge of MLP (Although the backstory is partially about discovering what happened 200 years ago, centering mostly around the mane 6, so a brief review of the general character list wouldn't hurt).
User avatar #109 - ranzoray (08/06/2013) [-]
That fic man, my heart still bleeds when I think about it
User avatar #122 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
Are you referring to the ending? Because I thought it was a complete and utter cop out. Like she just kinda gave in. She could have gone back, and given the task to someone else who would have been more than happy to take it, she had plenty of people she could trust and who would have done it without question. And the epilogue, Oh dear god, It left more questions than the original ending did.
User avatar #125 - ranzoray (08/06/2013) [-]
The ending did leave me feeling a little forlorn, but that was mostly because I don't do very well with endings

What got me was the whole premise of the story, the history behind it, and the brutality and bitterness of the conflicts that took place throughout the narrative. Also, the questions of what was righteous and pure were compelling in the sense that it's demonstrated in the story that sometimes things aren't always black and white in regards to what actions must be taken in certain situations. All of it just sorta piled on to create this emotional roller coaster that I didn't really experience until after I finished the story.
#11 - Picture 08/03/2013 on Scary Short Stories +1
#18 - Picture 08/03/2013 on Dafuq? 0
#47 - Aaron Paul crying makes me die a little inside every time... 08/03/2013 on Absolute tragedy +1
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Absolute tragedy +1
User avatar #47 - smasselski (08/03/2013) [-]
Aaron Paul crying makes me die a little inside every time...
#98 - omg i just saw this on tv. 08/03/2013 on DOUBLE STANDARDS 0
#27 - ACTIVATE ALL FJ DANCE GIFs!!!!! 07/31/2013 on Drumming Washing Machine 0
#145 - I think twilight was okay. … 07/31/2013 on I want to see where this goes 0
#19 - Hey I broke your back, lets hug. 07/31/2013 on Batman and Bane 0
#219 - i've been on fj for the longest... yet i still don't know wha…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Prank call 0
User avatar #244 - nesquik (07/30/2013) [-]
fag.got is filttered to phanact
#224 - harrywarden (07/30/2013) [-]
Some fag with a shitty oc pony.
User avatar #220 - silverhellion (07/30/2013) [-]
the worst.
#218 - /b/ story at its finest. 07/30/2013 on Prank call 0
#19 - Picture 07/29/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence 0
#3 - at first i was like, but that's not the color of apple juice … 07/28/2013 on Apple +1
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#67 - MFW after I got my 4 wisdom teeth surgically removed  [+] (20 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Loop Zoop 0
User avatar #84 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
I did that shit awake no gas. They numbed me but fucked up, so I could feel half of it. I'm home now still recovering. I fukken love Oxy-cotton, can't feel a damn thing.


But that means you can't fap ethier....
User avatar #161 - recovering (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm glad to hear you're home!
User avatar #90 - MythBuster (07/19/2013) [-]
i highly doubt that you got Oxycontin..
User avatar #92 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
Oxycodon, The prescribed version in the pill form, not the shit you use to get high with needles. (even though it is basically the same thing.) So answer your question yes I did.
User avatar #93 - MythBuster (07/19/2013) [-]
no you didn't because they're not the same thing.. you said that you got oxycontin
User avatar #104 - majortomcomics (07/19/2013) [-]
He's looking for attention because he's a stupid faggot.
#94 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
You can turn Oxycodon into oxy cottion, If it's that big of a deal to you i'm getting a lighter, spoon and a needle right now.
User avatar #95 - MythBuster (07/19/2013) [-]
oxycontin is a prescribed drug you fucking retard.. you're obviously lying because that shit has to be made in a lab
User avatar #96 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
Oh wait I got it mixed up, OxyContin is the Brand name shit. But it is Oxycodon. Which is what I got, It a white fukken pill that you take " 1 tablet by mouth every 4 hours if needed for pain." So yes. Same shit. People who take it as a way to get high just call it oxy-cotton. So I fucking assumed thats what you call it if you take it like that.

OXYCODONE-ACETAMINOPHEN is what it says on the bottle.
User avatar #97 - MythBuster (07/19/2013) [-]
ok that makes more sense.. oxycontin is extremely powerful and lasts for 12hrs
User avatar #99 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I got a weakend version but It makes life not suck as bad as my face heals.
User avatar #101 - MythBuster (07/19/2013) [-]
eat lots of pudding with mashed pa-taters and gravy.. that shit was so cash
User avatar #102 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
My mouth was so swollen till yesterday I could only drink water and ice c-cold milk, Even though they both tasted like iron cuz the blood.
User avatar #111 - princeofbrokensoul (07/19/2013) [-]
i love the taste of iron also if my parent makes me get that surgery im gonna kill them in there sleep.
User avatar #119 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
Not iron from this kind of wound, it was mixed with the nasty spit and stunk like a rotting corps, the trick is to saltwater gurgle it but you have to do it often.... also ice like a mother fucker.
User avatar #125 - princeofbrokensoul (07/19/2013) [-]
yeah i know what you have to do my brother did it.
User avatar #100 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
weakened*
User avatar #105 - majortomcomics (07/19/2013) [-]
I take a prescribed methamphetamine for ADHD. Stop trying to sound badass. They're just in the same family of drugs.
#107 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
Why don't you go chase a butterfly or something. Let the convo die already. I'm not trying to be a druggie, I was just saying how amazing pain-killers/drugs are when you need them, not because I can't sit still/pay attention for more than 5 minutes. "Crystal" is in the same family as well, I don't think being a drug addict makes you a bad-ass.
User avatar #69 - JesuschristofAZ (07/19/2013) [-]
I was only high post surgery. They gave me a Xanex and it didn't work, so they gave me another thing via needle, that did wonders and I was high as a cloud. Closed my eyes, woke up, and I was speaking in another language and constantly blacking out. Was pretty neat.
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So.. No more fun? :(
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