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#21 - I would make weapons (Arrows and Spears and stuff) out of Ice.…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Murder +4
User avatar #72 - danniegurl (08/01/2013) [-]
They actually had something like this on NCIS. Ice bullets.
User avatar #78 - commontroll (08/01/2013) [-]
That's retarded. The heat of the explosion would melt it.
User avatar #87 - eddymolly (08/01/2013) [-]
Not if you use my method: Compressed air Icicle gun! You can make it out of easy to gain, inconspicuous materials (like plumbing pipe), leaves no residue of a ballistics explosion, no noise, could shoot from far away (if you get the shot right) and no murder weapon.

I kind of want to make one and say its a spud gun, same principle really
User avatar #88 - commontroll (08/01/2013) [-]
Hmmm... rename it AIRCICLE 13, and I'll by twelve.
User avatar #89 - eddymolly (08/01/2013) [-]
Pfff, Thats a crap name, it needs an awesome codename, like "The Device", but with a nickname like "The COOL launcher".

I'm not good with names
User avatar #91 - commontroll (08/01/2013) [-]
Maybe the 0K BPM.

Absolute zero beats per minute.
User avatar #79 - danniegurl (08/01/2013) [-]
Idk, but that's what i remembered. Maybe it was one of those super-low temperature things?
User avatar #80 - commontroll (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm not saying you're stupid for that, just that they'd say that is just stupid.
#24 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
but that's wrong, you fucking retard. The ice wouldn't be strong enough to pierce the flesh, let alone be enough to kill someone. And even if there WAS a way you could kill someone with ice weapons it would still leave behind a fucking puddle, which would be easy enough for anyone with a brain to figure out.

TL;DR, you're a fucking idiot.
User avatar #52 - spceinvdr (08/01/2013) [-]
what about icicles you nigger? Surely you've heard of icicles killing people?
#31 - eddymolly (08/01/2013) [-]
I beg to differ. Ice can be incredibly strong, and considering a sheet of ice 3/4 of an inch thick can take the weight of a person, i'd say you could easily skewer someone with an icicle.

In fact, I know you can, here is some proof:

more cases of deaths and stuff in this, even icicles destroying cars:
(or direct link news.discovery.com/earth/snowmageddon-brings-icicles-of-doom.htm)
#56 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
Trotsky was killed by an icicle in Cuba, after he was exiled from the USSR.
User avatar #86 - eddymolly (08/01/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, the point still stands, Ice can easily kill people. You could make a hammer out of it it you couldn't be bothered with a spear I suppose, that would work just as well
#23 - calawesome (08/01/2013) [-]
see, this is what kind of people are on the internet.
#82 - unikornking (08/01/2013) [-]
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