havent started writing about it yet, i am going to write about the ghurkas effect on the british army, among other countries that the british invaded. ill prolly talk a lil about zulus aswell.
swordsmaking isnt going so well. my furnace isnt very big so it can only handle small weapons, plus its winter and i have a lung infection, so i cant go outside and inhale all the smoke. i CAN (and i have) make some crappy decoration weapons. i made a nice-lookin orcish pick, because what else can i do. ive been thinking about getting an electrical heater thingy so i dont have to go outside to smith (pic related( www.rmcybernetics.com/projects/DIY_Devices/diy-induction-heater.htm ))
also, im having a sort of "sword/armor material crisis" because im thinking a lot about this new material, Qcarbon(i think its also called graphene) which i think can be used to make all kinds of cool bulletproof armor. Qcarbon is electrically conductive, its harder than diamonds, cheap, and get this: it glows when energy is transferred to it.
once i get my hands on a high powered laser i might start making somma dat sweetass Qcarbon

Yummy

omg shes actually eating him
RIP my chigga

Care for some desert?

this was my plan all along
we chickens are cannibalistic pyromaniacs
i just pretended to be disgusted by the images of deliciously fried chicken
MUAHAHAHA

post another picture of a broken egg and this rabbit gets it

Hand the rabbit over, do not hurt him

too late for that

You..you evil thing
You were supposed to be scrambled eggs, but somehow survived...

>somehow survived
>be me
>be still in the egg
>this one ****** picks up the egg and cracks it on the side of the frying pan
>i jump out
>go "squeak squeak, ************ "
>run away like the xenomorph from the first Alien movie
>grow up, become a smart chicken
and now im sitting here, laying eggs, posting dank memes, playing vidya.
and sometimes i go out to build cool ****
anyway, if it makes you feel better the rabbit was already dead when the picture was taken. although i cant imagine that that information would make you feel any better

It doesn't make it any better and you're still the evilest thing I've encountered so far. Offer your soul to me, dark one.

im not sure you would want this soul
mfw its very fabolous

Your soul would please Satan so much that Count Dracula would go to heaven.

i have no doubt of that
beign the way i am, i naturally think im on the good guys' side. im not saying im a good person, but im saying im on the right side. my nature will of course disagree with me, but i will ignore that because nature doesn't always have anything to do with honor.
anyway, please explain to me why YOU think im evil, and i will carefully explain to you why im not. or why i am

You..you killed a bunny

it appears that i cant reply to your comment (#38) so ill just reply here i guess
im not sure how this makes me evil. i didnt break the leg in the first place (as far as i know. hey, they were the size of small when i first saw them and they were a bit fragile i suppose, but i did not break any legs on purpose. scouts honor) and, while i didnt exactly "fix" the leg, i didnt know how, and when it was grown up the leg had already healed and it was all ****** up. so if you can explain why this makes me evil that would be great. oh and tell me when you run out of reasons to call me evil, because then i'll give you some

You ate scrambled eggs yesterday, I saw you...

no, that was in fact not my kill. i take great pride/shame in the lives that i end, depending on the lives and how i end them, so you have my word that i did in fact not kill this rabbit.
the rabbit in question was one of the first in a line of rabbits that were killed. the reason that it was one of the first was because it had a broken leg. it lived for about four months, and while it may have been a little cold for it, i can assure you that it had great, healthy food, which is more than you can say for a lot of animal farms.
if you would like to make another claim at why i am evil, i will happily explain why i am/why i am not

You...you didn't fix his little leg

our first pic together

I remember that, you were such a tiny cutie pie.

hey, after you nuke turkey, can me and the squad take over the place and rename it "chicken"?

Sure, let me just finish my nuked Turkey and it's all your, buddy.

Oi m8
im trying to upload something, and i hope i reach front page.
I bought a large wobbly flexible dildo recently, and i am planning to make a dick launcher.
its gonna be pretty cool
i need dem schematics tho, and i need FJs help
so how do i upload stuff?
pic unrelated

Click the red upload button at the top of the page to upload stuff.

It doesn't seem to work, this thing pops up

don't type 5 in the top one

thanks!
and why does everyone call you a faggot? im kinda new here

I don't think anyone really knows.... we all just kinda do it.

idunno

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try using this page
and dont delay the content this time

Thanks for the help guys
here is content: /nsfw/flYeLsy/Untitled/