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smartasshobo

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Facebook Profile: don't push it kid
Youtube Channel: Rectum Wrecker
Steam Profile: no fuck you
Consoles Owned: more than some
Video Games Played: A fuck load
X-box Gamertag: I don't have xbox live
PSN: Jake_Chief
Interests: Getting popular here
Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:Brazil
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#1026 - 'too much jizz mane' made his dick into a really long…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on smartasshobo's profile 0
User avatar #1027 - savirleo (05/23/2015) [-]
'Locals not surprised'

Congrats on getting him pregnant, again

With the way Kuroka is, she'd probably do it whenever

then you're gonna die with the rest of the world
#1024 - and impact force oh man the sight DOUBLE WHA…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2015 on smartasshobo's profile 0
User avatar #1025 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
'man killed by ejaculate'

surgery can probably fix that

the quiet, yet strong loli. The sexy, mature cat girl

https://youtube.com/devicesupport learn to fucking swim
User avatar #1026 - smartasshobo (05/23/2015) [-]
'too much jizz mane'

made his dick into a really long pussy

DA BEST

please i dun wnna
User avatar #1027 - savirleo (05/23/2015) [-]
'Locals not surprised'

Congrats on getting him pregnant, again

With the way Kuroka is, she'd probably do it whenever

then you're gonna die with the rest of the world
#1022 - of course mane and his dick is deformed with…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2015 on smartasshobo's profile 0
User avatar #1023 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
gonna try to get the distance record too?

thanks to you

but of course. Maybe I should get her sister, Kuroka, as well

https://youtube.com/devicesupport Open your mind and spiral out
User avatar #1024 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
and impact force

oh man the sight

DOUBLE WHAMMY

Savir we might need a brain condom for this one
User avatar #1025 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
'man killed by ejaculate'

surgery can probably fix that

the quiet, yet strong loli. The sexy, mature cat girl

https://youtube.com/devicesupport learn to fucking swim
User avatar #1026 - smartasshobo (05/23/2015) [-]
'too much jizz mane'

made his dick into a really long pussy

DA BEST

please i dun wnna
User avatar #1027 - savirleo (05/23/2015) [-]
'Locals not surprised'

Congrats on getting him pregnant, again

With the way Kuroka is, she'd probably do it whenever

then you're gonna die with the rest of the world
#1020 - well practice makes perfect and baby pov OH …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2015 on smartasshobo's profile 0
User avatar #1021 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
training to raise your stamina

with you getting beat by your friend for what you did to him

and she goes into heat. I'll help her out as much as she needs me to

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1022 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
of course mane

and his dick is deformed

with your dick

huehuehueh
User avatar #1023 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
gonna try to get the distance record too?

thanks to you

but of course. Maybe I should get her sister, Kuroka, as well

https://youtube.com/devicesupport Open your mind and spiral out
User avatar #1024 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
and impact force

oh man the sight

DOUBLE WHAMMY

Savir we might need a brain condom for this one
User avatar #1025 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
'man killed by ejaculate'

surgery can probably fix that

the quiet, yet strong loli. The sexy, mature cat girl

https://youtube.com/devicesupport learn to fucking swim
User avatar #1026 - smartasshobo (05/23/2015) [-]
'too much jizz mane'

made his dick into a really long pussy

DA BEST

please i dun wnna
User avatar #1027 - savirleo (05/23/2015) [-]
'Locals not surprised'

Congrats on getting him pregnant, again

With the way Kuroka is, she'd probably do it whenever

then you're gonna die with the rest of the world
#1018 - of course ew man. 'YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE' …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/21/2015 on smartasshobo's profile 0
User avatar #1019 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
yet you fail every time

in front of live cameras

and her tail

fun fact. That video has no story, no moral. It's just a video put together for no reason
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Tool has some very interesting videos. Comments can get philosophical about them
User avatar #1020 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
well practice makes perfect

and baby pov

OH MAN WE NEED REAL KONEKOS

savir i'm scared
User avatar #1021 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
training to raise your stamina

with you getting beat by your friend for what you did to him

and she goes into heat. I'll help her out as much as she needs me to

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1022 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
of course mane

and his dick is deformed

with your dick

huehuehueh
User avatar #1023 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
gonna try to get the distance record too?

thanks to you

but of course. Maybe I should get her sister, Kuroka, as well

https://youtube.com/devicesupport Open your mind and spiral out
User avatar #1024 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
and impact force

oh man the sight

DOUBLE WHAMMY

Savir we might need a brain condom for this one
User avatar #1025 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
'man killed by ejaculate'

surgery can probably fix that

the quiet, yet strong loli. The sexy, mature cat girl

https://youtube.com/devicesupport learn to fucking swim
User avatar #1026 - smartasshobo (05/23/2015) [-]
'too much jizz mane'

made his dick into a really long pussy

DA BEST

please i dun wnna
User avatar #1027 - savirleo (05/23/2015) [-]
'Locals not surprised'

Congrats on getting him pregnant, again

With the way Kuroka is, she'd probably do it whenever

then you're gonna die with the rest of the world
#1016 - all day everyday damn **** i'm picturing that …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on smartasshobo's profile 0
User avatar #1017 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
trying to break that world record?

you're the one that got him pregnant, and now you gotta be there for it. The world's first child born to 2 dads, and not with a surrogate mother

I'd pet her. Stroke her hair as she falls asleep on my lap

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#1014 - ah you know me! imagine birthing that **** thr…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2015 on smartasshobo's profile 0
User avatar #1015 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
you keep masturbating everywhere

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she can sit on my lap whenever she wants

https://youtube.com/devicesupport same band
User avatar #1016 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
all day everyday

damn fuck i'm picturing that shit

and i want to feed her crackers

damn das some trippy shit
User avatar #1017 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
trying to break that world record?

you're the one that got him pregnant, and now you gotta be there for it. The world's first child born to 2 dads, and not with a surrogate mother

I'd pet her. Stroke her hair as she falls asleep on my lap

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#1012 - while masturbating hey man, free abortion! o…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2015 on smartasshobo's profile 0
User avatar #1013 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
you and your masturbation

you sure? What if it stays and now you got a guy that looks preggo

I wish I had my own Koneko

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1014 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
ah you know me!

imagine birthing that shit through your dick

same here,and with that cute personality


YEEEE
User avatar #1015 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
you keep masturbating everywhere

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she can sit on my lap whenever she wants

https://youtube.com/devicesupport same band
User avatar #1016 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
all day everyday

damn fuck i'm picturing that shit

and i want to feed her crackers

damn das some trippy shit
User avatar #1017 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
trying to break that world record?

you're the one that got him pregnant, and now you gotta be there for it. The world's first child born to 2 dads, and not with a surrogate mother

I'd pet her. Stroke her hair as she falls asleep on my lap

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#1010 - OH GOD THE PISSING PART for ******* his dick …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2015 on smartasshobo's profile 0
User avatar #1011 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
'Local man found crying in middle of park'

if you did get him pregnant, would turning back into a guy fuck up the pregnancy?

Koneko in a shrine maiden outfit, that's wet and see through. Something I can use for my dreams, but can't exactly watch

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1012 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
while masturbating

hey man, free abortion!

oh boy koneko is the cutest thing ever

do you want to give me a rge boner?
User avatar #1013 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
you and your masturbation

you sure? What if it stays and now you got a guy that looks preggo

I wish I had my own Koneko

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1014 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
ah you know me!

imagine birthing that shit through your dick

same here,and with that cute personality


YEEEE
User avatar #1015 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
you keep masturbating everywhere

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she can sit on my lap whenever she wants

https://youtube.com/devicesupport same band
User avatar #1016 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
all day everyday

damn fuck i'm picturing that shit

and i want to feed her crackers

damn das some trippy shit
User avatar #1017 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
trying to break that world record?

you're the one that got him pregnant, and now you gotta be there for it. The world's first child born to 2 dads, and not with a surrogate mother

I'd pet her. Stroke her hair as she falls asleep on my lap

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#1008 - and porn flashbacks this is basically a trans tumblr …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/21/2015 on smartasshobo's profile 0
User avatar #1009 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
fucking 'Nam level flashbacks from your porno

And the award for worst friend goes too....

I've already been asked about a girl in a cat outfit

last time you could feel your sperm dying
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1010 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
OH GOD THE PISSING PART

for fucking his dick

yeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyey

MY SPERM IS NOW THE TEARS OF THE PHEONIX
User avatar #1011 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
'Local man found crying in middle of park'

if you did get him pregnant, would turning back into a guy fuck up the pregnancy?

Koneko in a shrine maiden outfit, that's wet and see through. Something I can use for my dreams, but can't exactly watch

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1012 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
while masturbating

hey man, free abortion!

oh boy koneko is the cutest thing ever

do you want to give me a rge boner?
User avatar #1013 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
you and your masturbation

you sure? What if it stays and now you got a guy that looks preggo

I wish I had my own Koneko

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1014 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
ah you know me!

imagine birthing that shit through your dick

same here,and with that cute personality


YEEEE
User avatar #1015 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
you keep masturbating everywhere

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she can sit on my lap whenever she wants

https://youtube.com/devicesupport same band
User avatar #1016 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
all day everyday

damn fuck i'm picturing that shit

and i want to feed her crackers

damn das some trippy shit
User avatar #1017 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
trying to break that world record?

you're the one that got him pregnant, and now you gotta be there for it. The world's first child born to 2 dads, and not with a surrogate mother

I'd pet her. Stroke her hair as she falls asleep on my lap

https://youtube.com/devicesupport

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User avatar #836 to #835 - smartasshobo (05/08/2015) [-]
you have no ******* idea of how much i wanna have sex with you right now
#845 to #836 - papafrank (05/10/2015) [-]
S-senpai... you indecent 			*******		 cunt....
S-senpai... you indecent ******* cunt....
User avatar #847 to #845 - smartasshobo (05/11/2015) [-]
das how we like it babyyyyy
User avatar #407 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
you asked for it
User avatar #408 to #407 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Jesus **** it's better to wait so everyone who wants in pronounce themselves, so I can note it down
User avatar #409 to #408 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
too bad, get back in there and greet everyone
User avatar #387 - katiamanagen (03/06/2015) [-]
reply limit reached

what are you on about again?
User avatar #388 to #387 - smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
Oh sorry I went out for a bit

This harem thing is just a jome we do, we don't use it everytime, but whenever there's something related to couples, or love in general, we mention each other just to **** around, and whenever we see each others comments, we reply to it. So it's not a drag really
User avatar #390 to #389 - smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
So, do you wanna do it?
User avatar #391 to #390 - katiamanagen (03/06/2015) [-]
idk anyone in this little circle but sure.

i respond to any summons anyways.

do we get matching T-shirts?
User avatar #392 to #391 - smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
I was thinking about matching dragon dildos but your idea is better

Well I don't think anyone knows each other besides me, but it's a start of a friendship between the circle

Btw I think I should get ************ and include there, I'd be fun
#399 to #392 - mudkipfucker (03/06/2015) [-]
dragon dildos?
User avatar #400 to #399 - smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
I got a swampert one just for you bae

You wanna hear about this harem thing?
User avatar #401 to #400 - mudkipfucker (03/06/2015) [-]
oh nice
oh yes
User avatar #402 to #401 - smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
So, this is just something I'm planning now, but I've got a couple of people in already, I was thinking it would be nice to include you in this trope because it be fun

It's about me having the dream harem in FJ, no dating needed obviously. We just act like we're all in a relationship and respond to the other baes comments like it is so, but you're not obliged to do it, so it's not a drag at all.

I'm doing this so we can have a fun joke and get people closer because of it
User avatar #403 to #402 - mudkipfucker (03/06/2015) [-]
sounds cool
User avatar #404 to #403 - smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
Wanna join?
User avatar #406 to #405 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeeeeee I caught a ************ !
User avatar #393 to #392 - katiamanagen (03/06/2015) [-]
he aint a girl tho
User avatar #394 to #393 - smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
You're actually the first girl here
User avatar #395 to #394 - katiamanagen (03/06/2015) [-]
says who

maybe they was lying
#396 to #395 - smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
Well then I'm on a roll!   
   
Actually,  I think I want to make FJ a whoke 			*******		 harem, not for "smartasshobo concubines" or whatever, just something we can joke about and get closer with
Well then I'm on a roll!

Actually, I think I want to make FJ a whoke ******* harem, not for "smartasshobo concubines" or whatever, just something we can joke about and get closer with
User avatar #397 to #396 - katiamanagen (03/06/2015) [-]
i wish you/us luck

but i dont see it happening
User avatar #398 to #397 - smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
Me neither babe, but if we get enough people in this, and then we get the word around, ****** gonna be cash
#382 - papafrank (02/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #383 to #382 - smartasshobo (02/24/2015) [-]
WHATS UP OTAKU JONES
#384 to #383 - papafrank (02/24/2015) [-]
Nothin much was bored so I came here see how my old man hobo been doin
Nothin much was bored so I came here see how my old man hobo been doin
User avatar #385 to #384 - smartasshobo (02/24/2015) [-]
God damn it I mistook weeaboo with otaku
User avatar #386 to #385 - papafrank (02/25/2015) [-]
It's alright everyone makes mistakes.
User avatar #381 - savirleo (02/17/2015) [-]
I, kusumi chiharu, when I grow up I will marry mommy.

A sentence written in a round, childish calligraphy.
“Erm… Mom. What the heck…? I don’t have any recollection of that.”
“Isn’t that natural? This is from before you entered kindergarten, Haru-kun… Specifically, I made you write this while I was teaching you the letters.”
“Why… Doing this?”
“Of course! I feared that this day would come.
Having my dearest son taken from me by a thieving cat[9] from who-knows-where… I absolutely won’t allow it!”
“Erm… Surely your joking? It’s scary that you even nonchalantly made the by then still a child me to put my fingerprint on it to make it look official.”
“Don’t you understand? The only one with the right to marry you is me, your own mother!”

Don't think chat will let me post this much
User avatar #1018 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
of course

ew man. 'YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE'

play with her ears too

savir this ride is getting weird
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
yet you fail every time

in front of live cameras

and her tail

fun fact. That video has no story, no moral. It's just a video put together for no reason
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Tool has some very interesting videos. Comments can get philosophical about them
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
well practice makes perfect

and baby pov

OH MAN WE NEED REAL KONEKOS

savir i'm scared
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
training to raise your stamina

with you getting beat by your friend for what you did to him

and she goes into heat. I'll help her out as much as she needs me to

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1022 to #1021 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
of course mane

and his dick is deformed

with your dick

huehuehueh
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
gonna try to get the distance record too?

thanks to you

but of course. Maybe I should get her sister, Kuroka, as well

https://youtube.com/devicesupport Open your mind and spiral out
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
and impact force

oh man the sight

DOUBLE WHAMMY

Savir we might need a brain condom for this one
User avatar #1025 to #1024 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
'man killed by ejaculate'

surgery can probably fix that

the quiet, yet strong loli. The sexy, mature cat girl

https://youtube.com/devicesupport learn to ******* swim
User avatar #1026 to #1025 - smartasshobo (05/23/2015) [-]
'too much jizz mane'

made his dick into a really long pussy

DA BEST

please i dun wnna
User avatar #1027 to #1026 - savirleo (05/23/2015) [-]
'Locals not surprised'

Congrats on getting him pregnant, again

With the way Kuroka is, she'd probably do it whenever

then you're gonna die with the rest of the world
User avatar #998 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
and the pov scat edition

huhuhuhhuhue what a cute teacher

you go ******
User avatar #999 to #998 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
the one that traumatized your boss

bato.to/read/_/319526/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v2_ch1_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/10

I can try to finish it today and probably stay past bed time, or tomorrow and then figure out what to do after that for the rest of the day

and once again I sing along to House of the Rising Sun
User avatar #1000 to #999 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
that's the one

hue everything on that page is great

watch animo

that song man. fuuuck yes
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
and that's why no one knows why they saw the manager screaming, vomiting, and crying when you were in there

remember, it's not gay, even if my waifu suddenly turned into a dude

I can't think of any

it's the Five Finger Death Punch version
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
and jerking off

huehuehuehueh no homo forever

how about one of those you told me you didn't finish

with the ounk video?
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
only before the scat started

gonna suck if it happens during sex

all lewd

off the cd
User avatar #1004 to #1003 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
he came on the scat

imagine nailing da pussy when she transforms into a dude and then your dick gets stuck inside your friend's dick, right on the urethra

DO 'EM

YEEE
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
and that's why he's traumatized

well, if he's conscience that he's a girl, he won't change, unless he thinks of himself as a man. So make sure he feels like a woman

almost bed time

I have them all now for Five Finger Death Punch
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
A new man

make her feel special

the best time for kinky animo

oh man i'm so envious. like lady envious
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
a man with terrible secrets

and then he gets pregnant. Good luck explaining that to the doctor
'I'm telling you doc, he never had surgery. It's all thanks to a fairy'

with my door open and my dad on the other side?

I have around 40 albums, and a bunch more in a cd case
User avatar #1008 to #1007 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
and porn flashbacks

this is basically a trans tumblr mango. but good

THE BEST

damn savir gimme some
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
******* 'Nam level flashbacks from your porno

And the award for worst friend goes too....

I've already been asked about a girl in a cat outfit

last time you could feel your sperm dying
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1010 to #1009 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
OH GOD THE PISSING PART

for ******* his dick

yeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyey

MY SPERM IS NOW THE TEARS OF THE PHEONIX
User avatar #1011 to #1010 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
'Local man found crying in middle of park'

if you did get him pregnant, would turning back into a guy **** up the pregnancy?

Koneko in a shrine maiden outfit, that's wet and see through. Something I can use for my dreams, but can't exactly watch

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
while masturbating

hey man, free abortion!

oh boy koneko is the cutest thing ever

do you want to give me a rge boner?
User avatar #1013 to #1012 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
you and your masturbation

you sure? What if it stays and now you got a guy that looks preggo

I wish I had my own Koneko

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1014 to #1013 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
ah you know me!

imagine birthing that **** through your dick

same here,and with that cute personality


YEEEE
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
you keep masturbating everywhere

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she can sit on my lap whenever she wants

https://youtube.com/devicesupport same band
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
all day everyday

damn **** i'm picturing that ****

and i want to feed her crackers

damn das some trippy ****
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
trying to break that world record?

you're the one that got him pregnant, and now you gotta be there for it. The world's first child born to 2 dads, and not with a surrogate mother

I'd pet her. Stroke her hair as she falls asleep on my lap

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #985 to #381 - Nigga (05/20/2015) [-]
what the **** have I stumbled apon
User avatar #988 to #985 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
just 2 dudes being idiots
User avatar #975 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
how different would it be?

huheuheuehueh
User avatar #976 to #975 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
I wouldn't know. And I doubt I'll ever know the difference if I did end up marrying the maou

Your wife will always have a hold over you
User avatar #977 to #976 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
vagina with teeth

tsundere forever
User avatar #978 to #977 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
maybe. Or maybe the best goddamn thing you've ever experienced. Making human women pale in comparison

good luck explaining to your parents why you live with your sister and 2 kids
User avatar #979 to #978 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
sweet satan

oh god those kids would probably be retarded. but how about a hot childhood friend?
User avatar #980 to #979 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
get a human girl in bed, and you're just laying there, not feeling a thing. Wondering why you just cheated on your wife if you're not gonna feel it

You mean your best friend you got turned into a girl?
bato.to/read/_/312021/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v1_ch1_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/3
User avatar #981 to #980 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
hue so sad

wait whaaaaaaaaaaat
User avatar #982 to #981 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
go home, apologize, maybe get some angry sex that reminds you of why she's so much better

***** saves a fairy
fairy grants a wish
wishes for cute childhood friend
fairy can't make something from nothing
so now male best friend he grew up with is now also his cute, female childhood friend
User avatar #986 to #982 - Nigga (05/20/2015) [-]
Y'all need jesus
User avatar #983 to #982 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
angry sex best sex

hueheuhueheuheuheuehuehueh
User avatar #984 to #983 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
it also reminds you why you shouldn't piss her off

congrats. You gonna **** him now?
User avatar #987 to #984 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
why she's so cute also

only if it's a she forever
User avatar #989 to #987 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
you'll be recovering for awhile

play your cards right and he just might
User avatar #990 to #989 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
no baby not the strap-on tonight

i'll take 5
User avatar #991 to #990 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
she's mad. You gotta take it

thing is, the guy's mom doesn't know about the gender swap thing. So when she sees him as a girl, she thinks it's the MC's girlfriend
User avatar #992 to #991 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
git damn it

huhuehueheuheuheuheuheuehueheuhe
User avatar #993 to #992 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
so call off from work tomorrow. You're gonna spend that day recovering

bato.to/read/_/320637/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v2_ch2_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/9
gotta be careful with clothing and magic
User avatar #994 to #993 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
ey boss, my anus is bleeding

HUE

oh and about your question on #956, of course i do babeehhh
User avatar #995 to #994 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
gotta bring in a doctor's note

that series is a fun read. Guy keeps getting turned into a girl
User avatar #996 to #995 - smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
man i'll ring you that ******* strap-on myself

please let him end as a chick
User avatar #997 to #996 - savirleo (05/21/2015) [-]
can't forget the video proof

or maybe he'll be both. Sometimes a guy, sometimes a girl
bato.to/read/_/315217/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v1_ch9_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/10
credits are fun too

I'm 2 races away from finishing Underground 2. Gotta finalize my car to look the way I want it to
User avatar #955 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
by making babies with her

like i'd know any of this webo **** son. save more man
#956 to #955 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
must be some violent sex, seeing as to how's she's the maou and he's the hero sent to kill her

and you watch anime?
User avatar #957 to #956 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
i believe they would just go and dramatically discuss who should be the dominant in bed

YES. MY PENIS IS PLEASED
#958 to #957 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
based on what happens in the first part, she seems to be submissive only to him

Go eat. You're yelling now
User avatar #959 to #958 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
ooooooooooooooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaahhh

huff huuufff huuff.......... NNNNNNNNNNNNYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#960 to #959 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
at one point she cuts her hand during a fight against demons, but he didn't know. He noticed she cut her hand and grabs her when she tries to leave. She turns around and immediately puts her face in his chest, so that he can't see how embarrassed she is, even staying there after he uses healing magic

I bet you like them young
User avatar #961 to #960 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
So sweet i lost my legs to diabetes

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEE YOU DEAD ON
#962 to #961 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
it is at some points. I still wanted to at least see them kiss though

and that's why you don't have a younger sibling
User avatar #963 to #962 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
i can see your frustration now

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #964 to #963 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
***** , she stops killing because of him, even tries to control her power

go give your dad some viagra, and your mom some fertility drugs. Tell them you want a sibling. Now
User avatar #965 to #964 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
oh man too sweet man **** man god damn

h-hey mom, i wanna **** a little sister
#966 to #965 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
she almost dies trying to save him, only to be saved by him

Adoption is a safer option for you
User avatar #967 to #966 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
git damn this girl

i dunno about that, i wanted to grow up with a hot girl by my side
User avatar #968 to #967 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
I'd **** her, even if she can kill me at any time

and your brain would make it so that it thinks 'don't **** her' unless it somehow skips that part of development, then you'd be stealing her underwear
User avatar #969 to #968 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
well ya just gotta make her love you

oh man i can see your point. you can look at her and be like meh even if she is the hottest woman on the earth. and then she says that she loves you with angry teary eyes and you realise your mistake, proceeding to bury your penis so far into her ass that the first person to get it out would be crowned as the next king of england
User avatar #970 to #969 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
being nice to her is how it started

and then she calls you a sick **** because you took her first kiss. That was you sister, goddamnit
User avatar #971 to #970 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
das right

wait no
User avatar #972 to #971 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
so from now on, if you see a demon girl being attacked, save her. She could be the maou that becomes your wife

and she makes you takes responsibility where 10yrs later you have 2 kids and a nice home in the country
User avatar #973 to #972 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
not something you see everyday but fine

AND i wanna cut wood
User avatar #974 to #973 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
the one time you do, could be the day you find out what demoness pussy feels like

with your wife yelling at you to feed the ******* chickens
User avatar #935 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
you gotta trst 'em to keep 'em
User avatar #936 to #935 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
sure the sex slave was trying to kill me at first, but now she's the mother of my child. I don't intend on losing her
User avatar #937 to #936 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
well i do think it's better for her to hate your guts at first, but then learn to love you later. more romantic i think
User avatar #938 to #937 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
That might be why I got attached to her. I like the enemies turned lovers type of stories. Didn't like Romeo and Juliet though
User avatar #939 to #938 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
romeo and juliet is stupid. romeo pretends he's dead so he can marry juliet. juliet thinks that he's dead for good and offs herself. romeo realizes that **** and kills himself

tsunderes are life
User avatar #940 to #939 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
it's probably more the fact that they're strangers that fell in love who happen to be enemies rather than actual enemies. Like in Superior. The Maou decided to follow the hero to kill him, but she ends up falling in love with him instead
User avatar #941 to #940 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
oh oh i like that one. there's something like that in dark souls 2
User avatar #942 to #941 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
I still haven't read Superior+

you ******* monsters now?
User avatar #943 to #942 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
so haven't i. and i want to

huheuheueh no, nothing like that. it's about this knight Alva, who went on an adventure to find the cure for his princess/queen's disease. and then this zullie witch; who is the ******* cutest thing ever came along with the mission of giving him trouble on his quest and make the Knight give up. she fell in love with him and then ran away with Alva
User avatar #944 to #943 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
I heard the ending wasn't that good

so this knight abandons his princess to be with a witch? smart man
User avatar #945 to #944 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
nothing sad pls

the smartest. and oh, the princess/queen/mistress had the undead curse, so bitch was ****** anyway
User avatar #946 to #945 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
more like an ending you didn't want

Congratulations, sir knight. You're now married to a witch. Good luck with the princess
User avatar #947 to #946 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
spoil my ass

well. princess died, Sir Knight Alva felt like it was his fault and fell dishonored, but zullie the witch really was there for him and they started living together somewhere
User avatar #948 to #947 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
he finds out she's the demon lord, and tries to kill her. But when he's about to fall to his death, she saves him, and instead falls herself. He then saves her after snapping out of it and apologizes for what he did. From what I understand, they don't even kiss

Gotta have someone by your side for when you need it

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #949 to #948 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
well better than anyone dying

damn straight man

ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
User avatar #950 to #949 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
I wanted to at least see a kiss, then an epilogue where they're raising kids together

you never know when you suddenly feel like ****

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #951 to #950 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
well you can leave that to your imagination babe

and then a sexy cute witch comes along

ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
#952 to #951 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
SWEET JESUS THE KID IS WATCHING YOU IDIOTS!!!

with her pet fox
User avatar #953 to #952 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
yeyeyeyeyeyeyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

nekomimi is love
#954 to #953 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
well now that kid knows how babies are made

***** that's kitsunemimi I don't remember saving some of these images in my folder
User avatar #915 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
hue

if we're talking about palpatine pope you got yourself a pimpin' job
User avatar #916 to #915 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
Christian pope yelling Hail Satan in the middle of mass that's live around the world
User avatar #917 to #916 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
pope palpatine did that. I KNOW HE'S EVIL
User avatar #918 to #917 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
that's a senator, and a sith, not a pope
User avatar #919 to #918 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
can't deny the similarities
User avatar #920 to #919 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
one is evil for evil
the other is good in the name of evil
User avatar #921 to #920 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
oh makes sense
User avatar #922 to #921 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
makes things very different with how things are done
User avatar #923 to #922 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
but not every ending justifies the meanings mane
User avatar #924 to #923 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
the hell are you talking about? They both get defeated by the good guy at the end

Shield-bro now has his own princess
User avatar #925 to #924 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
huehueheuheu

how many babes until now?
User avatar #926 to #925 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
racoon tits, bird tits, and now bitchu-hime's younger sister
User avatar #927 to #926 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
huehuehuehuehuehe i gotta read the mango again
User avatar #928 to #927 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
problem is, King Cunt is her father. That means he's gonna try to cockblock Shield-bro with his small penis compensator, like his large army
User avatar #929 to #928 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
while all the other heroes swim in pussy
User avatar #930 to #929 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
I'd rather have a few that's loyal to me than a bunch of used sluts. No diseases and I actually know it's my kid
User avatar #931 to #930 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
that's a harem mayne
User avatar #932 to #931 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
I want a Bunny Black ending, not a School Days one
User avatar #933 to #932 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
hue that boat head ending huheuheuheuehueheuh
User avatar #934 to #933 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
and that's why I'm ******* a sex slave, floor boss, dungeon boss, shopkeeper, 3 residents, a princess and her maids, and the overlord. I know they won't go and take my head with them on a cruise
User avatar #895 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
hue i discovered that by accident while trying to shoot evreything

did i stutter?
#896 to #895 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
taking out the triad leader was really easy. 3 shots, 3 cars explode, only 10% armor lost

and that's when you realize you are tied to the bed
User avatar #897 to #896 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
hue

with my dick facing the roof most probably yes please don't ruin this for me savir pls post the best ass you got my brazilian blood is raging
#898 to #897 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
Trevor's was the only one I had to redo. ******* pole got in the way

You need to login to view this link
I doubt you want the other one I found. Nice ass, but she gets ****** by a pig or horse depending on which one I click
User avatar #900 to #899 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link
all I did was put ass in the search bar
User avatar #901 to #900 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
Well bruh i go to chan. on a daily basis (or i used to before my phone decided to **** me in the dick hole).

i want you to find the best ass
#902 to #901 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
I'm off to bed. Got a full day of keeping my skirt down tomorrow. Convention starts and I plan on leaving right after work
User avatar #903 to #902 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
good luck tomorrow trap jesus!
User avatar #904 to #903 - savirleo (05/19/2015) [-]
got used to wearing a dress rather fast. I even took off my shorts after about an hour or so. Got told I look fantastic by a couple girls, and 1 guy took a pic
User avatar #905 to #904 - smartasshobo (05/19/2015) [-]
wait a minute. you did put underwear on right?
User avatar #906 to #905 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
it's nice having that breeze between your legs
User avatar #907 to #906 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
oh boy. ooooohhh boy savir you rascal
User avatar #908 to #907 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
I did have underwear on, you pervert
User avatar #909 to #908 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
of course. striped panties
User avatar #910 to #909 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
solid blue, actually
User avatar #911 to #910 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
damn that sounds hot. please be lying
User avatar #912 to #911 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
they're men's underwear, but they happen to look like panties
User avatar #913 to #912 - smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
those are speedos then. planning to swim in da pussy?
User avatar #914 to #913 - savirleo (05/20/2015) [-]
they ain't speedos. Speedos are swimming. These are underwear

that's a terrible joke. I get as much pussy as the pope says hail satan
User avatar #874 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
man i think throwing **** over your shoulder while pretending to drink is so ******* funny

multiply da pussy

time to listen to linkin park and slit my wrists
User avatar #875 to #874 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
and she tries to prove she's not drunk by grabbing my dick

'Local man found unconscious amidst countless women'

nah man, you need to sleep in the groves of death. The dreams are sweet from what I've heard.
"In these lowly halls
No moon will beam, no sun will shine
In these narrow rooms
No tears are seen, no laughter heard"
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #876 to #875 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
i see no problem there

'he came countless times' eye witness

***** you went darker than black there i need a cig and i don't even smoke
User avatar #877 to #876 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
if it's just Shia I can do that. But Ekate and Merryl joined as well. Satisfying 3 drunk girls isn't easy. Much less at an onsen that's a business. The owner is gonna be pissed

'Local lawyer witnessed dropping child support business cards'

I'm sitting here alone in darkness waiting to be fre~e
Lonely and forlorn I am crying
I long for my time to come
death means just li~fe
please let me die in solitude
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #878 to #877 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
this is making me want to open a bar

no welfare can help this ***** -jamal

please, i can feel my sperm dying
User avatar #879 to #878 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
Make sure there's a Rakia in there for me. I wanna **** her in the back room while you're working the counter
www.animecharactersdatabase.com/source.php?id=2474 Every female character get's ******

And that's why I'm careful when picking my harem

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to live a hard life
User avatar #880 to #879 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
dude maki looks like she's 7 pls tell me i'm wrong

no traps for u

dam son that's nice
User avatar #881 to #880 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
I have no idea. I don't think they say her age. I only know Rakia has been around for a long time, back when the price of a common whore was a lot of money. Kinda like how a dollar store back in the day was for very rich people, and then time changed the value to where a dollar store can be visited by almost anyone

clearly my trap has eluded your scouting

John F. Kennedy
You must weather the storm if you wish to see the sun again-Savirleo
User avatar #882 to #881 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
well that won't stop me from jerking it to a chil-- haha just joking NSA

NOOOOOO

MORE QUOTES PLOX
User avatar #883 to #882 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
Rakia was literally bought. Although later on while in the back room
'You have a nice ass'
'Don't say that'
'Great tits too. But you know what I like most?'
'What?'
'Your personality'
she was really into it that time

that's what makes traps tricky. Especially if they're encouraged by girls

Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.
Sun Tzu
User avatar #884 to #883 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
Fuel my boner

fuel my boner once more

fuel my boner. yet again
User avatar #885 to #884 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
Overlord: I can't sleep at night fearing the day you assault my daughter
MC: A-assault?!!
daughter: Eh? You won't assault me?
Overlord: Where did you learn that word?!
MC: You did. I don't like how you're teaching naughty words to my daughter

Schrodingers' trap for you

"You reap what you sow, Artyom. Force answers force, war breeds war, and death only brings death. To break this vicious circle one must do more than just act without any thought or doubt."
User avatar #886 to #885 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
MC ***** that daughter anyway right?

until you look at the crotch, ye don kno babyyy

MORE
#887 to #886 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
I think it's a couple years later, but yea, he does. Probably does again in 3, where's she's around 16 or so based on how she looks
You need to login to view this link purple haired one. Her name is Korzelotte

but if you're black out drunk? It'll be too late since you're finding out after it's over. Especially if your ass hurts

'You can't believe everything you see on the internet' -Abraham Lincoln

saw this after the credits in GTA V
User avatar #889 to #887 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
oh btw wich ending did you get?
User avatar #888 to #887 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

well i don't think of her as a trap if she ***** you

'have you heard of the avengers initiative?" -Vin Diesel
#890 to #888 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
it's linear. There's only 1 ending. I don't mind since the dungeon crawling was addicting

but you don't know. You blacked out the entire time

'All I know is that there's two ways of arguing with a woman, and neither works'
User avatar #891 to #890 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
nonono about gta

anal shield is your friend

ZETTAI RYOUKI BEST FETISH
#892 to #891 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
deathwish ending. All 3 guys live

and you gave the trap the key while you were drunk

User avatar #893 to #892 - smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
best ending mane

ASS NOW
#894 to #893 - savirleo (05/15/2015) [-]
indeed. It's also how I found out a grenade launcher can take out a helicopter. I didn't know that til the last mission

you're just gonna **** the trap like that?
User avatar #854 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
ha you meant "in the name of myself". btw i'll never stop

well same here, i guess i'll just wait for this season to end and then marathon the rest of the episodes i haven't watched yet
User avatar #855 to #854 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
'Local man can't stop masturbating. Countless police are traumatized'
"It's f*****g everywhere. I can't get it off!"

I'm behind on so many shows
User avatar #856 to #855 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
"Satan, guide my cock!"

well ****** , you better start watching **** before you end up losing the show
User avatar #857 to #856 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
"Not the orphanage!!"

I'm already behind on about 30-40 shows
User avatar #858 to #857 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
"not even the children will be spared" what a wanker

holy **** i think you should drop some
User avatar #859 to #858 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
'Local man hold world record for fathered children. Number continues to climb'

but I wanna finish them all
User avatar #860 to #859 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
"the new Khan"

any worth mentioning?
User avatar #861 to #860 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
'Man goes bankrupt as women seek child support'

Military! was funny
Absolute Duo
Deadman Wonderland
Fate/kaleid
Guilty Crown has some good music
Monogatari series
User avatar #862 to #861 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
"doesn't matter had sex"

oh...o...ho..oh god guilty crown scarred me man. **** the feels
User avatar #863 to #862 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
'Local man continues to masturbate'

I think i left off on ep 4, when the guy gets slapped for being a pussy by that one girl that likes him because he left the group
User avatar #864 to #863 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
forever

oh man i dunnonif i should tell you to stop or to watch it. **** man the feels
User avatar #865 to #864 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
'Local man now testament to fertility'

I'm aware the pink haired girl gets possessed by his dead sister, who is the reason those crystal things happen, because she was in love with him, tried to be with him, but he freaked out and rejected her, leading to her death and his repressed memories of her
User avatar #866 to #865 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
dis ***** ******

-jamal

yea and man will the plot thicken. fuuuck
User avatar #867 to #866 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
'Internet Jesus arrives to help-women flock to become mothers'

from what I heard, guy is a damn good director, but bad at creating stories
User avatar #868 to #867 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
internet jesus your're playing too much black bunny. ye can't manage that much

the ending felt like the anime was ******* my ass with a razor sharp bladed strap-on
User avatar #869 to #868 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
I'll show you. Me and my girls are gonna have fun. **** all those other unnecessary women. Where's my Shia?

so, exciting?
User avatar #870 to #869 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
an army of Shias

well i felt like **** for about 3 weeks. so yea
User avatar #871 to #870 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
Why do I want so many sex slaves that act like my wives?

2 years https://youtube.com/devicesupport 2 ******* years of tears whenever I saw/heard anything Elfen Lied related
User avatar #872 to #871 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
dunno makes you feel like you didn't treat them like **** and they like you or something

**** YOU IM NOT CLICKING THAT. THANK YOU I DO NOT WANT TO CRY TODAY
User avatar #873 to #872 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
*pretends to drink liquor and dumps over shoulder*
*Shia punches me* "Is my drink not good enough for you?!!"
.... ****
I don't want an entire group doing the same

I thought I got over it, but it still hits me. ****
User avatar #809 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/05/2015) [-]
Damn what CAN'T you do in these games?

You're gonna **** the snakes out of her head
User avatar #830 to #809 - savirleo (05/07/2015) [-]
nope. Nothing

Then I guess I'll no longer walk in the rain

the speeding thing I mentioned. I've also done a sharp right going about 35kph with parked cars on the outside in the snow. Scared the **** out of my dad

Haven't seen Initial D
User avatar #831 to #830 - smartasshobo (05/07/2015) [-]
Hue I'm just laughing hard at the image. DAMN ONII-CHAN

Bitches be taking their pussies out so they can get pregnant and blame chad for it later

It's super good. It's about this race thing in japan like tokyo drift. But the best driver is a ******* tofu shop delivery boy. AND THOSE ******* LIPS MAN
User avatar #832 to #831 - savirleo (05/07/2015) [-]
indifferent here

and that's why I don't let my slaves do handstands

Touge racing from what I've seen
User avatar #833 to #832 - smartasshobo (05/07/2015) [-]
Then it's your time to laugh like a brain dead seal while I eat

make them wear heavy metal shoes

ya it's pretty much that but with anime logic AND EVERY ******* ONE HAS SUOER ******* HUGE BULGED OUT LIPS

User avatar #834 to #833 - savirleo (05/07/2015) [-]
not easy to make me laugh

better yet, make them pregnant with my child

we should canyon race
User avatar #837 to #834 - smartasshobo (05/08/2015) [-]
what does then?

and make your children wear them

infinite drifting

ayyoo mane **** happened. I'm using a library computer, since the front end of my smartphone, and the display; got ****** up. i'll probably get it fixed by the middle of this same month
User avatar #838 to #837 - savirleo (05/08/2015) [-]
random things. Some comedians do

or I could move and leech off child support money from the government

cue canyon music down entire drive
User avatar #839 to #838 - smartasshobo (05/08/2015) [-]
like who?

bro you're ot black enough for that

and random drivers fall off the cliff because their drift game not raw enough

that means that some days i won't be able to reach FJ. ******* **** **** DAMN ASS
User avatar #840 to #839 - savirleo (05/08/2015) [-]
Gabriel Iglesias
the Blue Collar guys
George Carlin

I'll have 30 kids with 15 wives

probably been because you drove on the wrong side of the road

also means you can't see me in a dress when I post the pics from the convention
User avatar #841 to #840 - smartasshobo (05/08/2015) [-]
oh oh i know iglesias, did you see him on A haunted house 2? the first movie is great too

why 2 each?

******* europeans

i'll privatise the pics. onli I will be able to see them
User avatar #842 to #841 - savirleo (05/08/2015) [-]
haven't seen the 2nd one yet

some will have more, others aren't pregnant yet

******* amerifans

but at a library?
User avatar #843 to #842 - smartasshobo (05/08/2015) [-]
oh it's ****** gud mate

huhuhuhuehuehuehueheuheuheuhe i love your planing

******* jews

what? people get to masturbate on the library
User avatar #844 to #843 - savirleo (05/08/2015) [-]
too busy downloading

They all need my love

******* jamaicans

do they? But you're looking at a dude in a dress
User avatar #846 to #844 - smartasshobo (05/11/2015) [-]
downloading yourself in a dress

******* **** found myself in another borrowed notebook
User avatar #848 to #846 - savirleo (05/11/2015) [-]
why would I download myself when I can just wear the dress?

meaning?
User avatar #850 to #848 - smartasshobo (05/11/2015) [-]
oh btw do you still have the boobies ass senran kagura bubble yum bum webm?

i can't find it for some reason
User avatar #849 to #848 - smartasshobo (05/11/2015) [-]
narcissism babyyyyyy

had to stay out of FJ for about 4 hours. **** this month is gonna be hardcore
#851 to #849 - savirleo (05/12/2015) [-]
flirting with myself in the mirror   
   
volunteer for the cartels for now   
   
bubble yum bum amv is how I found it
flirting with myself in the mirror

volunteer for the cartels for now

bubble yum bum amv is how I found it
User avatar #852 to #851 - smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
thanks for the webm

man these days without a proper PC and phone have been weird. sure i do miss going online, but **** looks more fun to me. who am i kidding? i just want my phone to get fixed
User avatar #853 to #852 - savirleo (05/13/2015) [-]
In the name of Jesus, stop masturbating!

I haven't been watching anime at all the past few weeks. It's odd
User avatar #810 to #809 - savirleo (05/05/2015) [-]
1-become overlord
2-war against heaven
3-build a town to prove you're overlord worthy
4-????
5-profit

return her beauty from before Athena punished her
User avatar #811 to #810 - smartasshobo (05/05/2015) [-]
God damn it this game

Kill the ****** gods
User avatar #812 to #811 - savirleo (05/05/2015) [-]
it's the only game from the company to have a direct sequel. There's 2 others that are related to it

I'm good on that. Medusa was originally a very beautiful woman, and a priestess. Means I get that sexy shrine maiden feel more legit
User avatar #813 to #812 - smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
Well it is a good game anyway

Athena was such a ******* bitch man
User avatar #814 to #813 - savirleo (05/06/2015) [-]
I'm horny
short for the horned reaper
I'm chums with the dungeon keeper

I'll **** her too, for being such a bitch
User avatar #815 to #814 - smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
Horny as **** yo

God I just remember how ****** up the greek gods are
User avatar #816 to #815 - savirleo (05/06/2015) [-]
Holy **** ! My own personal dungeon of women. We're my Shia? I want a sex slave to become my wife

Zeus- 'I'm gonna **** that'
everyone- 'Don't'
Zeus- 'Too late!'
majority of problems were caused by Zeus
User avatar #817 to #816 - smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
Shia's not famous anymore tho

I remember something about Jupiter's cum being rain or something
User avatar #818 to #817 - savirleo (05/06/2015) [-]
even better. Means I can keep her to myself more easily

'Remember now, don't do a handstand in the rain unless you want Jupiter's child'
User avatar #819 to #818 - smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
Huehuehue imagine shia labeouf with huge tits

Hue singing in Jupiter's cum
User avatar #820 to #819 - savirleo (05/06/2015) [-]
I don't want Shia lebeouf. I want Aleshia, the princess. Or was it Eleshia? Not too sure since one is her name, and the other is her sister's. Oh well, I'll just take in both

I'm dancing in the cum.....OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE **** AM I DOING!!!?
User avatar #821 to #820 - smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
***** it's either Shia Labeouf with huge tits or Samuel L Jackson with a pussy

Jupiter: hahahahahahahahaha take my load you cum guzzling whores
User avatar #822 to #821 - savirleo (05/06/2015) [-]
that's not an entire prison of women. That's just torture
'Does your dick look like a bitch?!'

well, on the bright side your skin will be nice and soft
User avatar #823 to #822 - smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
Read this in Samuel'ss voice: ooohhhh my hips are moving on their own, onii-chan

Imagine turning an UV light on in the rain
User avatar #824 to #823 - savirleo (05/06/2015) [-]
that's a scary thought. Doesn't stop me from eating though. Just slowed me down

'And that's why the historical society has no longer gone out in the rain'

https://youtube.com/devicesupport driving music
User avatar #825 to #824 - smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
Imagine samuel naked riding you while moaning that **** man. ******* do it

Mom, what happend to daddy? you said that he left home before I was born

*mom gets flashbacks of when she did headstands in the rain
User avatar #827 to #825 - smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
"DAMN ONII-CHAN YOUR COCK IS STILL HARD AFTER CUMM8NG INSIDE ME FOUR TIMES? GEEZ"

Jupiter is the ultimate ****** dad

Damn are you gaijin from fast and furious weaboo party?

Damn I wanna watch Initial Dick: lip gloss edition again
User avatar #828 to #827 - savirleo (05/06/2015) [-]
you replied to yourself

drinking coffee now. still nothing

isn't Jupiter a woman?

Tokyo drift? I have done stupid **** in that truck before

it's not gay
User avatar #829 to #828 - smartasshobo (05/07/2015) [-]
Huehuehue

This is one tasty penis onii-chan

Nope, I looked it up on the internet, so it must be true it's a man baby

Like what?

God I love initial D, but the ******* lips man
User avatar #826 to #825 - savirleo (05/06/2015) [-]
still managed to finished eating

Daddy was never with me. I just got caught in the crossfire

those exit ramps that do almost a full circle. limit is about 40kph, I did about 65 going down one. That song should have been playing. I could not use my brakes or else I would have gone off the road
User avatar #789 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/04/2015) [-]
Gotta manage them bitches. Sorry for the long wait, my internet went down. FJ didn't log me out tho
User avatar #790 to #789 - savirleo (05/04/2015) [-]
She had a knife in him and was twisting it. I guess you could say Shia is the first wife. Even though he gets more and marries several by the third game
User avatar #791 to #790 - smartasshobo (05/04/2015) [-]
Wait wait, do you **** your own daughters?
User avatar #792 to #791 - savirleo (05/04/2015) [-]
according to vndb, you do. The daughter is a fathercon it seems

ALso, turns out the one teacher I thought was his daughter, it wasn't his. I think it's an angel
User avatar #793 to #792 - smartasshobo (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh man that's ****** . I can take an incestuous half sister. But damn
User avatar #794 to #793 - savirleo (05/04/2015) [-]
not a fan of father-daughter either. I play for the story, and most likely rush the h-scenes. I want to see how Shia is
User avatar #795 to #794 - smartasshobo (05/04/2015) [-]
I bet you it's Shia LaBeouf
User avatar #796 to #795 - savirleo (05/04/2015) [-]
actually, when she comes back, the first thing that pops to mind is youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI?t=1m56s
User avatar #797 to #796 - smartasshobo (05/04/2015) [-]
HUEHUEHEUEHEHUEHEU
User avatar #798 to #797 - savirleo (05/04/2015) [-]
SHIA SURPRISE!!!

saw the CGs for the 2nd game. There is indeed father-daughter action, then the mom comes in pissed, which leads to a 3 way
Shia is back too, with longer hair
User avatar #799 to #798 - smartasshobo (05/04/2015) [-]
"Oh my god my husband is shagging our daughter"

Hkw does that reasonably leads to 3 way?
User avatar #800 to #799 - savirleo (05/04/2015) [-]
I have no idea, but it's a hentai. Throw logic out the window
I wish there was more of Shia, looks like she only gets one scene
User avatar #801 to #800 - smartasshobo (05/05/2015) [-]
She does only need one dickin'
User avatar #802 to #801 - savirleo (05/05/2015) [-]
But she's my favorite sex slave
User avatar #803 to #802 - smartasshobo (05/05/2015) [-]
Ok I think you should elaborate on that.

Are you implying you have more than one sex slave?
User avatar #804 to #803 - savirleo (05/05/2015) [-]
Technically you only have 1. Shia, the only one that stays with you in your room. You do, however, have an entire prison of women. Most warm up to the guy in some way. Ex, knight girl. Never took off her armor. Later on though, you ask her if she wants to continue. She's quiet at first, but then says yes and takes off the armor herself


Looks l go to the hell reserved for non believers
www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test2.mv

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
User avatar #805 to #804 - smartasshobo (05/05/2015) [-]
568/10 best game

Well the protagonist will probably go to the lustful one, but I'm going to the same place as you **********
User avatar #806 to #805 - savirleo (05/05/2015) [-]
I wonder how many you get in 2? From what I saw in the CG, you make an angel fall

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
User avatar #807 to #806 - smartasshobo (05/05/2015) [-]
Git damn you better get to **** every woman in the world

Sounds like a fun place to **** around
User avatar #808 to #807 - savirleo (05/05/2015) [-]
in 3 you build a town, so more chances there

'Hey, Medusa, you looking good today'
'My eyes are up here'
'I'm already hard as stone'
User avatar #769 to #381 - smartasshobo (05/01/2015) [-]
Holy shet so many baes
User avatar #770 to #769 - savirleo (05/01/2015) [-]
there's 2 sequels. Thing is, seeing the Maou go from Overlord to mother is weird to me. 1st one is clearly Overlord. 2nd is mama watching her daughter play with her father. She even has the anime mom hairstyle, and white dress. 3rd one, she's got shoulder length hair, and is reading a book to 2 kids.
vndb.org/v3947 last image, you see her leaning on a throne
vndb.org/v8192 3rd image, you see her in the background, sitting and watching like a mother
vndb.org/v12186 3rd image again, she's reading to kids
All the kids are his. Different mothers though
User avatar #771 to #770 - smartasshobo (05/01/2015) [-]
Sheit I wanna see an animo adaptation. No sex needed
User avatar #772 to #771 - savirleo (05/01/2015) [-]
I do too, but it will be a hentai. Lots of ******* , and the overlord even says he has to let it out, which is why he has his own prison of women
User avatar #773 to #772 - smartasshobo (05/02/2015) [-]
Well but I'd want it to be more plot focused, instead of tids
User avatar #774 to #773 - savirleo (05/02/2015) [-]
'The demonic energy is ravaging inside you. You need to release it. *girl is dragged in* Ravage her to your hearts content'
User avatar #775 to #774 - smartasshobo (05/02/2015) [-]
Ravage her ass in NBA 2k15 bruh

**** my days have been busy as dicks. But anyway, what is the gameplay like? I mean, top down chrono trigger, or pokemon?
#776 to #775 - savirleo (05/02/2015) [-]
That ain't gonna release the energy. Imagine your dick after a bottle of viagra pills

movements is similar to Persona, combat is similar to Final Fantasy
User avatar #777 to #776 - smartasshobo (05/02/2015) [-]
Well I'm not a huge fan of turn based **** . But I can see the charm
User avatar #778 to #777 - savirleo (05/02/2015) [-]
**** all the bitches. Also, there's a shop keeper you can **** , but not until you're almost at the end. She's one of the strongest characters
User avatar #779 to #778 - smartasshobo (05/02/2015) [-]
Hot damn, is she cute?
User avatar #780 to #779 - savirleo (05/02/2015) [-]
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the purple haired one

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pretty sure these are his kids, but older. Except for the one in the back with a stopwatch

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The one in the armor, that's the princess that was kept as a slave. Her hair grew. This is from the 2nd game

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3rd game, the daughters have grown
User avatar #781 to #780 - smartasshobo (05/02/2015) [-]
Oooh this a pussay party
User avatar #782 to #781 - savirleo (05/02/2015) [-]
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not many images for some reason

Looks like the Overlord's daughter grows up and becomes a teacher. Also, skeleton needs glasses
User avatar #783 to #782 - smartasshobo (05/02/2015) [-]
This **** is missing a 6. But can you **** the daughters in the third game?
User avatar #784 to #783 - savirleo (05/02/2015) [-]
From what vndb says, I think it happens in the 2nd one. Afterall, you do **** the maou when she was turned into a loli, as well as a loli oni
#785 to #784 - smartasshobo (05/03/2015) [-]
Damn this game sounds like fun. That's what you'd see in a seth rogen and james franco movie

Btw never get drunk and orfer over 20 cheeseburgers at McDonald's

I'm the white retard looking **** hugging another dude. Damn this is some **** i'll regret on the toilet
User avatar #786 to #785 - savirleo (05/03/2015) [-]
it is. I actually kinda stopped caring about the sex scenes, and wanted to see how it goes. Also, I beat the game. He has 2 kids in the epilogue. A son with the princess, and a daughter with the overlord. Princess came back a little pissed because he never visited her or their son

with the white shirt? You look like you did some drugs
#787 to #786 - smartasshobo (05/03/2015) [-]
That's what i want! A game so gud that you stop caring for the tiddies

We drank a full bottle of john walker's whiskey and we decided to eat too much. Dude i think i'm having a Mcbaby. Btw here is another pic for reference, since i got to see your fine ass in a dress
User avatar #788 to #787 - savirleo (05/03/2015) [-]
went through some of the bonus stuff. one was a what if situation where the princess found out he was going to visit her sister, if you get what I mean. Tries to say it's because she reminds him of a younger Shia(her name). She gets pissed, saying 'So you're saying I'm old?'
'Nothing like that! I'm just curious as to how you were when you were younger'
'So you're saying I'm old?'
he ****** her so that she know he still wants her. Also, she goes back into the dungeon so as to defeat him, and bring him back to be a father to their son, since he never visited them for years. Not until she shows up at least. After that, then he starts visiting
User avatar #749 to #381 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
TAXES ARE GOING UP AGAIN?? * **** intensifies*

The first best girl dakimakura ever made
User avatar #750 to #749 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
Good thing I five finger discount

Dem fightin words
User avatar #751 to #750 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Huehuehuehue

Hueheueheuheuex2
User avatar #752 to #751 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
I never got caught. I've stopped doing it long time ago though

WWIII is being fought over best waifu
User avatar #753 to #752 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
You better not get caught

Who are the waifus?
User avatar #754 to #753 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
How will I get caught for doing something I stopped doing?

everyone
User avatar #755 to #754 - smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
Well you're white, so I shouldn't worry

Then john cena wins by default
User avatar #756 to #755 - savirleo (04/30/2015) [-]
I only LOOK white. I'm not actually white

F U'd everybody
User avatar #757 to #756 - smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
So you're what?

John cena vs an anime shonen protagonist? Who wins?
User avatar #758 to #757 - savirleo (04/30/2015) [-]
Can't you tell with my sombrero and the fact I blast Los Tigres del Norte while driving my pickup truck?

what kind of shounen protaganist we talking about?
User avatar #759 to #758 - smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
Eeeeh ese, call pablo. We goin to church eeeh?

One who just lost a fight and found his resolution. And just talked about strenght and friendship
User avatar #760 to #759 - savirleo (04/30/2015) [-]
Get in my car. I got the grill in there
www.thehogring.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/The-Hog-Ring-Auto-Upholstery-Community-Galpin-Auto-Sports-Custom-Hearse-3.jpg

Good vs Good. Nothing good will come out of that
User avatar #761 to #760 - smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
Damn son that's one fine ass coffin

They'll just fall on the ground and then get up again

Forever
User avatar #762 to #761 - savirleo (04/30/2015) [-]
It's a grill

Til the end of time

got this message when watching a loli bathe. Obviously not gonna have the naked loli in the background
www.dropbox.com/s/ujlpe664rw5ne29/ass.png?dl=0
User avatar #763 to #762 - smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
Darx knows his **** . A true ass man
User avatar #764 to #763 - savirleo (04/30/2015) [-]
He wasn't saying that at first. It was more 'If only she was older or had tits' when he saw the loli at first. Then mentioned how she's a horny slut

My slave has reached the level of Stockholm Syndrome where's she's jealous of the girl that fell in love with me and ******
User avatar #765 to #764 - smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
Ob well, but do you treat your slave nicely?
User avatar #766 to #765 - savirleo (04/30/2015) [-]
At first, you use her as you want. Now, she's telling you to stop ******* her in the ass, and you listen. She's becoming more of a wife than a sex slave Still sucks at househodl chores though
User avatar #767 to #766 - smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
Git damn it get more chicks then
User avatar #768 to #767 - savirleo (04/30/2015) [-]
Let's see. Female Wizard, Elizabeth. loli oni, Shia(slave) Eskate(pretty sure I spelled it wrong), Merryl, a slime girl, a shrine maiden with a demon in her, a female adventurer, a succubus and a prison of women. Eskate, Shia, and Merryl are the ones staying with you. Shia lives with you, Eskate spends her free time with you(ignoring her duties now) Merryl is your subordinate
I'm probably only halfway through
#729 to #381 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Your face when people try getting your fine af ass   
   
Rip in pepperoni asian palpatine. So, is the game good? I have just played the online beta
Your face when people try getting your fine af ass

Rip in pepperoni asian palpatine. So, is the game good? I have just played the online beta
User avatar #730 to #729 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
more along the lines of red to my ears, clutching the skirt, hoping no one flips it

It's not bad so far. You die fast though on the hardest difficulty
User avatar #731 to #730 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Kawaii tsundere jesus school life anime RIGHT NOW

are the guns cool?
User avatar #732 to #731 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
Kawaii tsundere MAID jesus. It's a maid outfit. I just didn't put on the apron

you gotta keep scavenging for weapons. It's guerrilla warfare afterall
User avatar #733 to #732 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh that's just the school festival episode. The class is doing a maid cafe
User avatar #734 to #733 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
and Jesus is the only one that's been a maid before. Those were dark times
User avatar #735 to #734 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
"N-now do a double peace sign"
User avatar #736 to #735 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
Someone is gonna ask for that pose. I just know it
User avatar #737 to #736 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
"YYes meido-tan now please drink it" there will be creeps there mane

But there will also be hot chicks, hopefully
User avatar #738 to #737 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
I'm aware. I'm gonna wear shorts underneath just in case. Or would bare be better? Traumatize them instead

I didn't see any hot ones last year. Lots of cute ones though. Did I give you a link to the pics of that time?
User avatar #739 to #738 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Don't wear any underwear


Nope, but I'm interested tho
User avatar #740 to #739 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
Today someone has flipped the skirt of Jesus. Many are traumatized as a result, not even the children were spared

www.mediafire.com/folder/1dvmrj3ua2xgt/acen
I wish I took more pics
User avatar #741 to #740 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Only the children were not spared* now that's a FOX news headline

Damn lots of babes, and that ryuuko MAN

User avatar #742 to #741 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
It doesn't help I live in Chicago, where fox is big

lots of cuties. I failed at getting the kitsune. I had to leave at that point
User avatar #743 to #742 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Is it heavy jew news control?

Damn thats sounds like a ******* tite as hell place to go
User avatar #744 to #743 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
no idea. I don't watch the news

It's a anime convention. Saw airsoft, hentai, dakimakura, weapons, everything
User avatar #745 to #744 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Well I don't either, I read some **** on the internet and it's done

Damn I want a jesus dakimakura
User avatar #746 to #745 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
BBC is what I read if I do. Usually on the ******* at work

They probably make those
User avatar #747 to #746 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Reading **** whike taking a **** is the ****

Of course. But they don't make terry crews dakimakura
User avatar #748 to #747 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
Son of a bitch. Not this **** again * ******** noises*

Commission one
User avatar #709 to #381 - smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
What's the name of it?

Savir I can dress like madoka magica or whatever if you gimme that ass
User avatar #710 to #709 - savirleo (04/28/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link
the blond one next to the guy. She's the one I'm referring to

I ain't receiving
User avatar #711 to #710 - smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Ooh I know that game, never played it ho

God damn it ass jesus
User avatar #712 to #711 - savirleo (04/28/2015) [-]
Not that bad. lots of dungeon crawling though

I give, not recieve
User avatar #713 to #712 - smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Oh so it has gameplay?

Gimme your butt
User avatar #714 to #713 - savirleo (04/28/2015) [-]
yup. You can bring minions with you. Mine can handle themselves as long as I don't go to a dungeon that's too high for them

nah
User avatar #715 to #714 - smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
JESUS COME ON MAN
User avatar #716 to #715 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
***** , you're going after Jesus' ass. Imagine what the church would do to you
User avatar #717 to #716 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Come on man, ye gotta be more liberal. The new pope's chill man
User avatar #718 to #717 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
The pope is. The people aren't. Look at Westboro Baptist Church
User avatar #719 to #718 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh well there's cunts everywhere. Doesn't change the fact that jesus has a nice ass
User avatar #720 to #719 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
Even though you've never seen it

Went to try a Homefront online match. Only 1 server, and I get kicked
User avatar #721 to #720 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Well I have faith in you man

Damn tjat game did not sell too well. I remember playing the beta
User avatar #722 to #721 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
I ain't gonna post my ass on the internet. I already posted me in a dress. Not gonna do nudes

can't play online now, since there's only 1 server that kick you. or I could join an empty one and hope someone joins
User avatar #723 to #722 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Ok please elaborate on the dress part

I don't remember the game all that well tho. What's the plot? I remember it's about america being invaded and losing a war
User avatar #724 to #723 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
Not gonna post the link as a comment

Korea unites, starts invading other countries. America is one of them, after EMP'ing the country and moving in. I'm only on the 2nd mission
User avatar #725 to #724 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Sweet jesus in a dress you fine as hell

Oh man I can't imagine if there's any real possibility of south koreak joining forces with north. What about weapons, wich kind of **** do you find in that game? I remember an AR-15 platform
User avatar #726 to #725 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
and to think, people are gonna see me in that in the upcoming convention

Some of the things predicted by Homefront came true. The year of death for Kim Jong Il was one I think
User avatar #727 to #726 - smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh yeah baby I wanna go there now

Oh that? That was just advertisement for the game. Homefront is the Ilerminaty
User avatar #728 to #727 - savirleo (04/29/2015) [-]
good luck finding me

Homefront came out in 2011. Kim died I think 2013
User avatar #689 to #381 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Well what about panties

I got 3 fiddies
User avatar #690 to #689 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
Why the **** would I wear panties? I want my balls to swing freely. Traumatize that asshole that decided to flip my skirt. Also, I can hide weapons a lot easier. Link for reference
bato.to/read/_/7582/mission-school_v1_ch1_by_masked-llama-productions/21

That gets you half a moan
User avatar #691 to #690 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh nice mango I'm gonna read

Ok bitch I got 3 fiddies AND a kinder egg
User avatar #692 to #691 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
The girl with the handgun. Her father got surgery to look like Jackie Chan. Changed to another famous actor. Can't remember who

3/4 of a moan
User avatar #693 to #692 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Does the MC get any badass?

**** .... what can I get with mah nudes?
User avatar #694 to #693 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
He's a normal guy, who happens to have a soldier for a girlfriend. not much really happens with him

restraining order
User avatar #695 to #694 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh I thought he would do some shoot bangs

Aaaaaaaaaaannnnndddd??
User avatar #696 to #695 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
He hasn't. he's the only one with common sense, and is in charge of her class. He has to teach them common sense

House arrest
User avatar #697 to #696 - smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Not even cool dude angry face moments?

In your house? Eh? Eh? Eh???
User avatar #698 to #697 - savirleo (04/28/2015) [-]
they're mostly WTF?!!! moments. There are moments where he is showing resolve, but they don't last long

You want to be a slave?
User avatar #699 to #698 - smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Well that's better than nothing I gueeeessss

Sex slave?
User avatar #700 to #699 - savirleo (04/28/2015) [-]
Becoming a minion of the demon lord. She's hot, so why not?

maybe
#701 to #700 - smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
****		 ye   
   
Maybe won't buy me
**** ye

Maybe won't buy me
User avatar #702 to #701 - savirleo (04/28/2015) [-]
go up in ranks
make female heroes your women along the way
maybe even make the demon lord yours

I already have several. I don't need another
User avatar #703 to #702 - smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Sounds like a harem eroge to me!

Well butt do you have a sex master?
User avatar #704 to #703 - savirleo (04/28/2015) [-]
It is. Only got one girl so far though. She's finally with me. Sortof

Of course. 2 in fact. Satan and Lucifer. Those girls know how to keep the others in line
User avatar #705 to #704 - smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Whatdoyoumean

GOT DAMN IT SAVIR LET ME **** YOUR ASS
User avatar #706 to #705 - savirleo (04/28/2015) [-]
she sucks at everyday chores. She was originally an adventurer, so she could have run away at any time. Especially since there isn't any real security. She's staying with me right now. Slowly warming up to me. But still in a kinda tsundere way

Nope
User avatar #707 to #706 - smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Get nudes and bury them in your heart

SAVIR I KNOW YOU WANTO TO

GIMME THAT ASS
User avatar #708 to #707 - savirleo (04/28/2015) [-]
She was naked at first because she didn't want to wear anything brought by the demons

You ain't a trap. i'm good
User avatar #669 to #381 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Well he's the protagonist!
User avatar #670 to #669 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
they already showed God, and the 2 angels tied up. So I'm assuming it's gonna end soon, with the MC and his huge harem
User avatar #671 to #670 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh sweet so it's not one of those fake harem mangos where the MC chooses one chick Instead of all of them
User avatar #672 to #671 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
I don't know about that. It hasn't ended yet. But he has gained feelings for the devil girl
User avatar #673 to #672 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Dis dude better not go for her only. I ******* hated that oreimo **** where the MC rejected every other best girl and went for his sister
User avatar #674 to #673 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
well, him and the angel got feelings for each other, so it might happen. Don't think the author does harem endings though
User avatar #675 to #674 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Well there's a first to everything. Like weed, but I ******* hate weed

Only once
User avatar #676 to #675 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
he's gonna be the father to so many nephilim and half demons

3 times. nothing the first 2, 3rd time vision got hazy. That's it. All those times, my cousins were laughing their asses off while high
User avatar #677 to #676 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
But one thing that pisses me off is that weed culture ****

There was this chick in my class back in highschool. You couldn't say smoke, cigarette, drug, weed, etc. The bitch would go ******* nuts about how weed is good for your health (it's actually bad as tobacco, if not worse), how it's good for your head, also how it doesn't affect you in any bad way

Now, I'm not gonna blame the weed but: the bitch was super stank. She smelled like weed and **** . Her body is/was the most dry **** ever, not a single curve. I go to the gym sometimes, so my pecs are a bit larger than a baby child, and I can say thagthat by tits and ass are bigger than hers. Also her hair is ****** up; looks normal but under the smooth hair, she has dreads, and they look like **** . Also she's so ******* dumb and slow that she got held back 3 years until she moved away from school, probably dropped out

Also she had the habit of steering any conversation to weed **** . From politics to weed. From tv shows to weed
User avatar #678 to #677 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
I try to avoid things like that. Usually through sleeping in class.
Kids in highschool talk about smoking. I nap. I remember one day a kid yelled out 'how does he have a B if all he does is sleep in class?'
****** easy. I'm just a lazy **** that had to repeat the class

Since I kept to myself, I never got into any trouble, which is why it's weird that the truancy officers recognized me
User avatar #679 to #678 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Huehue I'm just like you, I never did perfect in tests because I wanted too.

I'm brazilian, as you know, so english shouldn't be my strongest subject in school, but it was anyway. I remember getting 0 in one test just to see if it would be fun to get a 10 in the other one, since highschool english is a piece of cake in my country (00 should be F I think, so 10 would be A or A+). I got a fucming nine befause of a mistake and had to take a make up exam
User avatar #680 to #679 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
happened again in college. Except I had someone help me online. It was Ohm's law. I was tired and basically slept through the lesson. Had a friend help me, got home, asked a friend online to help me. Got the hang of it, so the next day, I fell asleep again, but still did the work. One classmate said that it's kinda annoying, seeing me asleep, get the worksheet, and then done. I'm not a smart guy either. My body remembers better than me head. Practical where you gotta get 5 phones up and running, to dial each other, and down one guy because he didn't show, and down another cause he didn't do **** . So me and 3 guys did 5 phones. We passed. It was the same for all practicals. I never had to repeat them. Tests on the other hand....
User avatar #681 to #680 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Ooohh that makes sense. In brazil civilians can't carry guns, not even concealed carry. But we can use guns on ranges. It's mostly .22 rifles, handguns and a couple of old ARs in my town. But in the capital city of my state; they have some sweet ARs, so after many years of watching videos of how do ARs work and how to handle and disassemble them; I ******* blew minds acting like a pro. And it was my first time doing it too. All it takes is getting used to ****
User avatar #682 to #681 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
One practical was putting a computer back together. I was asked if I've done it before. Said it was my first time. Threw him off. Same instructor that checked out my ass He didn't know it was me on the ladder

vocaroo.com/i/s1h2vIOI3koo
gonna want to lower the volume
User avatar #683 to #682 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
HH-he-eeyyy mane, do; do you uhhh... do you really ha-have a n-nice ass? Hahahaha I'm just kinding man, hahahahahaha, hahahaha....


Trap jesus BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
User avatar #684 to #683 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
Damn that girl has a nice ass. ...Wait *looks up* AWE ****


I kinda wish I could pull off a voice like that. Call my manager and throw him off
Video Game Mashups - Kirby vs FIFA
User avatar #685 to #684 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Git damn you jesus and your nice ass

Imagine how much in game items you could get in mmorpgs with that voice
User avatar #686 to #685 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
Not my fault I have a nice ass
Would a skirt hide it better than pants?

Pay me gold, I'll say whatever you want, you perverts
User avatar #687 to #686 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Of ******* course it would bro

O-ok jesus-tan! S-say please cum on my yellow piggu face anon onii-chan
User avatar #688 to #687 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
Then I guess I better get used to wearing a skirt. At least my balls will feel free

That'll be 7 carts of gold bullion
User avatar #649 to #381 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
THERE'S NO COWBOY SHOOTY BANG????????!?!?!?!?!??!?

-5/10 **** this game
User avatar #650 to #649 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
it's in the sharpshooter class, which I hope they bring back. they had a .50 for that class too. 1 almost everything, and everyone in the bullet's path

bato.to/read/_/317974/princess-lucia_ch35_by_red-hawk-scans/6
would you?
User avatar #651 to #650 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Lord knows I'd smash that ass. And then I'd bash the trap's head and mine until we lost any memories of it
User avatar #652 to #651 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
Guess what. He's an idol. Not often you get to say you ****** an idol. A famous female one too

'You heard about that idol Marry?'
'Oh yea. I ****** him shortly after the concert. The moans of an idol are so erotic'
'....wat?'

Look at his ass. They added an asshole
User avatar #653 to #652 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Wait the trap's an idol?

"Did you say it's a dude?"

"Ya"
User avatar #654 to #653 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
yup. his fans don't know though

'Nah, you got the wrong person. Marry can't be a dude'
*shows sex tape*
'......that's a penis'
User avatar #655 to #654 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Ah no its just a really long clitoris
User avatar #656 to #655 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
'Whatever you say. I still ****** an idol'
User avatar #657 to #656 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Well what is the series about then?
User avatar #658 to #657 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
guy was born on 6/6/6 at 6, and a bunch of other 6 related things. The demon lord overheard that, and sent his daughter to **** him, basically. If he got her pregnant, their child would engulf the world in flames. But he's in love with someone else. A senpai in the art club. As it turns out, her and her friend are both angels, sent to keep an eye on him. He doesn't **** the devil girl, but still becomes friends with her. Story is the stuff that happens. Ecchi stuff. He also sort of becomes the father to 3 legendary beasts, and devil girl is the mother. You see the three of them in the bath with her in that link I gave you
User avatar #659 to #658 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Wait wait wait so he DID have sex?
User avatar #660 to #659 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
nope. But he was seen naked, and has seen the 3 girls as well. And the trap. As well as other devils and angels
User avatar #661 to #660 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
But doesn't he have kids?
User avatar #662 to #661 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
Leviathan was a case of being hit on the head, wolf boy(not really sure about gender. Stated as male in the chapter he was introduced, but wore a bikini in the beach chapter) was because MC stopped the devil girl from killing him, so it's 'You're strong. I'll follow you' type of thing. And birdgirl hatched and imprinted on devil girl
User avatar #663 to #662 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Dis ****** can destroy the world and doesn't even realize it. Is it good?
User avatar #664 to #663 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
Not him. His kid can. He's just a normal human that can see some things that others can't, like devil girl's horns and tail. Personally, I like it. It's fun to read
User avatar #665 to #664 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Well he can make his kid do it
User avatar #666 to #665 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
he's too nice for that. It's how his harem keeps growing. If he did, he'd be at a devil girl that don't like him, and 2 angels mad at him. Or he could be nice, get the 2 angels, a devil princess, another devil princess and her maids, a 3rd angel and her followers, a trap idol, plus whatever else gets thrown his way
User avatar #667 to #666 - smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
If he keeps going at that, ************ can be the bridge between heaven and hell. King of humans
User avatar #668 to #667 - savirleo (04/27/2015) [-]
that's basically what one of the 2 angels wants. To create a world where humans, angels, and devils can get along. She believe he's the one that can do it
User avatar #629 to #381 - smartasshobo (04/26/2015) [-]
Ayy I lost the IM
User avatar #630 to #629 - savirleo (04/26/2015) [-]
What I learned from Killing Floor 2
'BOLLOCKS!'

other than that, nothing besides listening to the soundtrack
User avatar #631 to #630 - smartasshobo (04/26/2015) [-]
Git damn my net is **** tier right now. Isn't it still beta or something?
User avatar #632 to #631 - savirleo (04/26/2015) [-]
It's still early access, with only 3 maps. But it's still fun