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| #1754 - **** that sounds nice, expensive too Is it a p… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/03/2015 on smartasshobo's profile | 0 |
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savirleo (12/03/2015) [-]  Of course it's a pussy And I'm still single I don't even know if there's mods in the first place Nagisa is the MC? It got licensed. I only read vol 1. English version comes out June or July. I gotta wait a year to catch up along with whatever floats up the iron sights? I liked the one used for MW2 Only becase of my ass a stock on a stock? Extra recoil management. That grip? Equip bayonet, stab and twist. Tact light? Blind the fucker at night. They didn't have flashlights back then. Laser for that hip fire accuracy. ACOG to snipe that damned rebel from 20ft away | ||
| #1258 - Oh well this thing is taking almost a year to even start | 12/03/2015 on zahidlol's profile | 0 |
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| #1752 - V8 BEST bitch pls show us your puzi Well … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/25/2015 on smartasshobo's profile | 0 |
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savirleo (11/25/2015) [-]  My cat is at home 'My our children have beautiful mothers and handsome fathers' there are none, as far as I know I've decided to download Assassination Classroom, but so far only vol00 is out If only my basement didn't flood turns out it's because we posted too many comments/images. It's at the very top of the comments on your profile a suppressed AK? What the fuck?! And that scope location! I can't see shit like that You had me worried, what with the damn breaking and flooding that happened I found you | ||
| #1748 - 'I think i'll use some horses to pull it, so i can get more ho… [+] (5 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on smartasshobo's profile | 0 |
 but even a lowly V6 has more power 'I call MG!!' '.....that's not something you should say at a wedding' but I'm not killing a floor white haired kinky chick. The princess? His daughter comes from the future to stop a dragon thing that was created. His other daughter, with another girl, helped her go back in time Haven't watched any yet THERE'S ALSO ABOUT 3 STRIP CLUBS AT THE SAME CORNER A FEW BLOCKS AWAY guess they didn't like my girls with guns #1752 -
smartasshobo (11/25/2015) [-]  bitch pls show us your puzi Well fuck Well, let the modders take care of that Yea boiii. Well you should see onepunch man Oh god your place is perfect FUCK oh dude I'm so sorry I've been so absent from here lately, and i have no excuses for doing so. As an apology, i searched for anime chicks with guns #1753 -
savirleo (11/25/2015) [-] My cat is at home 'My our children have beautiful mothers and handsome fathers' there are none, as far as I know I've decided to download Assassination Classroom, but so far only vol00 is out If only my basement didn't flood turns out it's because we posted too many comments/images. It's at the very top of the comments on your profile a suppressed AK? What the fuck?! And that scope location! I can't see shit like that You had me worried, what with the damn breaking and flooding that happened I found you | ||
| #1745 - 'Oh this engine feels heavy' ' but i need it' 'Aight,… [+] (8 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on smartasshobo's profile | 0 |
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savirleo (10/29/2015) [-]  'Do I have to sit on the barrel again?' 'A toast. To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet' no killing of floors. 0/10 Just shows how much she wants to be with him. Although he does have at least 2 wives THERE'S SEVERAL SPOTS WE CAN GO TOO let's see if it lets me post the image this time 'I think i'll use some horses to pull it, so i can get more horse power' 'Well, only if you want, anyway let's go! 'And may our daughters die untouched' Well there IS fall damage Yeah, although i lost interest in the series after some time, dunno why tho, i love the white haired kinky chick. Watching any animu from this season? OH GOD THAT IS THE BEST FUCK but even a lowly V6 has more power 'I call MG!!' '.....that's not something you should say at a wedding' but I'm not killing a floor white haired kinky chick. The princess? His daughter comes from the future to stop a dragon thing that was created. His other daughter, with another girl, helped her go back in time Haven't watched any yet THERE'S ALSO ABOUT 3 STRIP CLUBS AT THE SAME CORNER A FEW BLOCKS AWAY guess they didn't like my girls with guns #1752 -
smartasshobo (11/25/2015) [-] bitch pls show us your puzi Well fuck Well, let the modders take care of that Yea boiii. Well you should see onepunch man Oh god your place is perfect FUCK oh dude I'm so sorry I've been so absent from here lately, and i have no excuses for doing so. As an apology, i searched for anime chicks with guns #1753 -
savirleo (11/25/2015) [-] My cat is at home 'My our children have beautiful mothers and handsome fathers' there are none, as far as I know I've decided to download Assassination Classroom, but so far only vol00 is out If only my basement didn't flood turns out it's because we posted too many comments/images. It's at the very top of the comments on your profile a suppressed AK? What the fuck?! And that scope location! I can't see shit like that You had me worried, what with the damn breaking and flooding that happened I found you | ||
| #1741 - 'What then?' 'Let's go then' 30 minutes? Neg… [+] (12 new replies) | 10/27/2015 on smartasshobo's profile | 0 |
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savirleo (10/27/2015) [-] 'Hold on, I gotta wear the good panties' and that's why I was late, manager maybe this to get me in the mood?  I was watching Strike the Blood. Did find a nurse spear girl. Only image I have though is a screencap with the tsundere though I HAVE SEVERAL 'Oh this engine feels heavy' ' but i need it' 'Aight, we're rding the tank' 'For your son's wedding' KILLING FLOOR YES Oh i know that. NO SENPAI THIS FIGHT IS OURS. God i hate that line, let the dude fight by himself damn WE SHOULD GET TACOS WHERE'S THE MANGO WHORES #1746 -
savirleo (10/29/2015) [-] 'Do I have to sit on the barrel again?' 'A toast. To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet' no killing of floors. 0/10 Just shows how much she wants to be with him. Although he does have at least 2 wives THERE'S SEVERAL SPOTS WE CAN GO TOO let's see if it lets me post the image this time 'I think i'll use some horses to pull it, so i can get more horse power' 'Well, only if you want, anyway let's go! 'And may our daughters die untouched' Well there IS fall damage Yeah, although i lost interest in the series after some time, dunno why tho, i love the white haired kinky chick. Watching any animu from this season? OH GOD THAT IS THE BEST FUCK but even a lowly V6 has more power 'I call MG!!' '.....that's not something you should say at a wedding' but I'm not killing a floor white haired kinky chick. The princess? His daughter comes from the future to stop a dragon thing that was created. His other daughter, with another girl, helped her go back in time Haven't watched any yet THERE'S ALSO ABOUT 3 STRIP CLUBS AT THE SAME CORNER A FEW BLOCKS AWAY guess they didn't like my girls with guns #1752 -
smartasshobo (11/25/2015) [-] bitch pls show us your puzi Well fuck Well, let the modders take care of that Yea boiii. Well you should see onepunch man Oh god your place is perfect FUCK oh dude I'm so sorry I've been so absent from here lately, and i have no excuses for doing so. As an apology, i searched for anime chicks with guns #1753 -
savirleo (11/25/2015) [-] My cat is at home 'My our children have beautiful mothers and handsome fathers' there are none, as far as I know I've decided to download Assassination Classroom, but so far only vol00 is out If only my basement didn't flood turns out it's because we posted too many comments/images. It's at the very top of the comments on your profile a suppressed AK? What the fuck?! And that scope location! I can't see shit like that You had me worried, what with the damn breaking and flooding that happened I found you | ||
| #1739 - I need a jet engine 'Prove it' Daaamn … [+] (14 new replies) | 10/22/2015 on smartasshobo's profile | 0 |
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savirleo (10/22/2015) [-]  'Let's go to the doctor. Now that I think about it, you have to see your's about that STD, don't you?' well, it most likely works with bass, which means bass guitar will control the pulses. So Tool it is  I'll be late for work thanks to that 30min cutscene Poor watermelon. I bet it wasn't a wild one either I gotta get me a maid that suits my tastes MY BASEMENT BECOMES A POOL WHEN IT FLOODS 'What then?' 'Let's go then' 30 minutes? Negro those are the short ones Fug ye WatermelonLivesMatter DID YOU FIND ONE YET, IT'S BEEN DAYS SINCE I HAVE LAST GOT IN DO YOU HAVE A PET RAT? #1742 -
savirleo (10/27/2015) [-] 'Hold on, I gotta wear the good panties' and that's why I was late, manager maybe this to get me in the mood? I was watching Strike the Blood. Did find a nurse spear girl. Only image I have though is a screencap with the tsundere though I HAVE SEVERAL 'Oh this engine feels heavy' ' but i need it' 'Aight, we're rding the tank' 'For your son's wedding' KILLING FLOOR YES Oh i know that. NO SENPAI THIS FIGHT IS OURS. God i hate that line, let the dude fight by himself damn WE SHOULD GET TACOS WHERE'S THE MANGO WHORES #1746 -
savirleo (10/29/2015) [-] 'Do I have to sit on the barrel again?' 'A toast. To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet' no killing of floors. 0/10 Just shows how much she wants to be with him. Although he does have at least 2 wives THERE'S SEVERAL SPOTS WE CAN GO TOO let's see if it lets me post the image this time 'I think i'll use some horses to pull it, so i can get more horse power' 'Well, only if you want, anyway let's go! 'And may our daughters die untouched' Well there IS fall damage Yeah, although i lost interest in the series after some time, dunno why tho, i love the white haired kinky chick. Watching any animu from this season? OH GOD THAT IS THE BEST FUCK but even a lowly V6 has more power 'I call MG!!' '.....that's not something you should say at a wedding' but I'm not killing a floor white haired kinky chick. The princess? His daughter comes from the future to stop a dragon thing that was created. His other daughter, with another girl, helped her go back in time Haven't watched any yet THERE'S ALSO ABOUT 3 STRIP CLUBS AT THE SAME CORNER A FEW BLOCKS AWAY guess they didn't like my girls with guns #1752 -
smartasshobo (11/25/2015) [-] bitch pls show us your puzi Well fuck Well, let the modders take care of that Yea boiii. Well you should see onepunch man Oh god your place is perfect FUCK oh dude I'm so sorry I've been so absent from here lately, and i have no excuses for doing so. As an apology, i searched for anime chicks with guns #1753 -
savirleo (11/25/2015) [-] My cat is at home 'My our children have beautiful mothers and handsome fathers' there are none, as far as I know I've decided to download Assassination Classroom, but so far only vol00 is out If only my basement didn't flood turns out it's because we posted too many comments/images. It's at the very top of the comments on your profile a suppressed AK? What the fuck?! And that scope location! I can't see shit like that You had me worried, what with the damn breaking and flooding that happened I found you | ||
| #1737 - 'This roof is stupid' 'Well tell me it's not' … [+] (16 new replies) | 10/18/2015 on smartasshobo's profile | 0 |
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savirleo (10/18/2015) [-] 'But it's not' and to think, it's a coffee jingle I've heard of it. Never played any Metal Gear games Found out that there's a knife that divers use to kill sharks. It fires, embeds itself, then injects air that causes the shark to basically explode. It was originally military use I can find more. But family is home right now come to Chicago. Stay because you got bribed and shot I need a jet engine 'Prove it' Daaamn Negro you're missing out. You should at least watch the games cutscenes Ah i know what it is, i saw a guy stab a watermelon with it Fuck me up WE CPULD HAVE SLUMBER PARTIES #1740 -
savirleo (10/22/2015) [-] 'Let's go to the doctor. Now that I think about it, you have to see your's about that STD, don't you?' well, it most likely works with bass, which means bass guitar will control the pulses. So Tool it is I'll be late for work thanks to that 30min cutscene Poor watermelon. I bet it wasn't a wild one either I gotta get me a maid that suits my tastes MY BASEMENT BECOMES A POOL WHEN IT FLOODS 'What then?' 'Let's go then' 30 minutes? Negro those are the short ones Fug ye WatermelonLivesMatter DID YOU FIND ONE YET, IT'S BEEN DAYS SINCE I HAVE LAST GOT IN DO YOU HAVE A PET RAT? #1742 -
savirleo (10/27/2015) [-] 'Hold on, I gotta wear the good panties' and that's why I was late, manager maybe this to get me in the mood? I was watching Strike the Blood. Did find a nurse spear girl. Only image I have though is a screencap with the tsundere though I HAVE SEVERAL 'Oh this engine feels heavy' ' but i need it' 'Aight, we're rding the tank' 'For your son's wedding' KILLING FLOOR YES Oh i know that. NO SENPAI THIS FIGHT IS OURS. God i hate that line, let the dude fight by himself damn WE SHOULD GET TACOS WHERE'S THE MANGO WHORES #1746 -
savirleo (10/29/2015) [-] 'Do I have to sit on the barrel again?' 'A toast. To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet' no killing of floors. 0/10 Just shows how much she wants to be with him. Although he does have at least 2 wives THERE'S SEVERAL SPOTS WE CAN GO TOO let's see if it lets me post the image this time 'I think i'll use some horses to pull it, so i can get more horse power' 'Well, only if you want, anyway let's go! 'And may our daughters die untouched' Well there IS fall damage Yeah, although i lost interest in the series after some time, dunno why tho, i love the white haired kinky chick. Watching any animu from this season? OH GOD THAT IS THE BEST FUCK but even a lowly V6 has more power 'I call MG!!' '.....that's not something you should say at a wedding' but I'm not killing a floor white haired kinky chick. The princess? His daughter comes from the future to stop a dragon thing that was created. His other daughter, with another girl, helped her go back in time Haven't watched any yet THERE'S ALSO ABOUT 3 STRIP CLUBS AT THE SAME CORNER A FEW BLOCKS AWAY guess they didn't like my girls with guns #1752 -
smartasshobo (11/25/2015) [-] bitch pls show us your puzi Well fuck Well, let the modders take care of that Yea boiii. Well you should see onepunch man Oh god your place is perfect FUCK oh dude I'm so sorry I've been so absent from here lately, and i have no excuses for doing so. As an apology, i searched for anime chicks with guns #1753 -
savirleo (11/25/2015) [-] My cat is at home 'My our children have beautiful mothers and handsome fathers' there are none, as far as I know I've decided to download Assassination Classroom, but so far only vol00 is out If only my basement didn't flood turns out it's because we posted too many comments/images. It's at the very top of the comments on your profile a suppressed AK? What the fuck?! And that scope location! I can't see shit like that You had me worried, what with the damn breaking and flooding that happened I found you | ||
| #1735 - Oh and btw, that maid is really cute and awesome. But i know t… | 10/12/2015 on smartasshobo's profile | 0 |
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smartasshobo (08/30/2015) [-]
************ that's a pussy magnet skill if i ever saw one
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smartasshobo (08/30/2015) [-]
And you better write some tabs for my funeral you golden-fingered god
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smartasshobo (08/30/2015) [-]
Well you better find me a way to become immortal man, the skeleton army needs me the way i am now boi
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papafrank (07/19/2015) [-]
b0ss, i am going of the vacay, i will return in 4-5 weeks, aslong as i dont die on my way there that is or on my way back
so of havings many fun m'comrade
so of havings many fun m'comrade
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smartasshobo (07/19/2015) [-]
good luck there bruh, i will pray for dade here
Xoxoxoxo luv you bby
Xoxoxoxo luv you bby
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
Huehuehueheuhue It's the dog man, you can chase mad pussy with a dog
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
Listen here white boi, you go out there and learn how to act like a cool guy with people. Start bullying life like it's your nerdy classmate
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smartasshobo (12/03/2015) [-]
**** that sounds nice, expensive too
Is it a pussy
'Oh you'
Not yet
Ooh i like that one, the protagonist is kinda confusing when it comes to gender
Btw what about that psycho classroom LN, good ain't it?
FREE POOL BRUH
i know right? I kinda hate the AK's sights. One of my friends has one, although it's airsoft, the sight handling is bonkers
I LUV U
This one is kinda weird too, a damned musket
Is it a pussy
'Oh you'
Not yet
Ooh i like that one, the protagonist is kinda confusing when it comes to gender
Btw what about that psycho classroom LN, good ain't it?
FREE POOL BRUH
i know right? I kinda hate the AK's sights. One of my friends has one, although it's airsoft, the sight handling is bonkers
I LUV U
This one is kinda weird too, a damned musket
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savirleo ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
engine alone is around $4k. Not counting parts, transission, harness,etc
Of course it's a pussy
And I'm still single
I don't even know if there's mods in the first place
Nagisa is the MC?
It got licensed. I only read vol 1. English version comes out June or July. I gotta wait a year to catch up
along with whatever floats up
the iron sights? I liked the one used for MW2
Only becase of my ass
a stock on a stock? Extra recoil management. That grip? Equip bayonet, stab and twist. Tact light? Blind the ****** at night. They didn't have flashlights back then. Laser for that hip fire accuracy. ACOG to snipe that damned rebel from 20ft away
Of course it's a pussy
And I'm still single
I don't even know if there's mods in the first place
Nagisa is the MC?
It got licensed. I only read vol 1. English version comes out June or July. I gotta wait a year to catch up
along with whatever floats up
the iron sights? I liked the one used for MW2
Only becase of my ass
a stock on a stock? Extra recoil management. That grip? Equip bayonet, stab and twist. Tact light? Blind the ****** at night. They didn't have flashlights back then. Laser for that hip fire accuracy. ACOG to snipe that damned rebel from 20ft away
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smartasshobo (10/07/2015) [-]
'Hmm i heard that this gasoline thing can catch on fire, that's dangerous, i don't need that in my car'
"Ooh girl you'll change your mind after being deployed, get your gear"
Damn that's slick, even though i feel like the back bumper and the area around it looks too rounded, even though there's no back bumper
Tactical and black tinted guns are best guns
Oh well it's like saying rain is wet. Ameryki Killer-47 is best girl
"Ooh girl you'll change your mind after being deployed, get your gear"
Damn that's slick, even though i feel like the back bumper and the area around it looks too rounded, even though there's no back bumper
Tactical and black tinted guns are best guns
Oh well it's like saying rain is wet. Ameryki Killer-47 is best girl
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savirleo ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
'Why is there a water pump on metal?'
'But I'm a guy'
Hopefully I can put most of the body kit as it's own parts and pick my own rear bumper
firegild.com/
Don't know about that
and this
www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-take-away-guns-and-someones-just-gonna-invent--51477
'Oh hey, it's that AK I lost in the mud all those years ago. I wonder if it still ********** **** MY FOOT!!!'
'But I'm a guy'
Hopefully I can put most of the body kit as it's own parts and pick my own rear bumper
firegild.com/
Don't know about that
and this
www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-take-away-guns-and-someones-just-gonna-invent--51477
'Oh hey, it's that AK I lost in the mud all those years ago. I wonder if it still ********** **** MY FOOT!!!'
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smartasshobo (10/07/2015) [-]
'Hm this mirror is blocking my view'
'Sure you are'
That'd be better
Eeeww, i don't like colored guns, camo even, unless if it's carved with golden ingrams. Now pink with jewels? No danks
Huehueheue stay classy Onion
'Now children, here at the museum of war, we have the legendary kalashnikov. Created by Master Gunsmit-- OOOOHH MY FOOT'
'Sure you are'
That'd be better
Eeeww, i don't like colored guns, camo even, unless if it's carved with golden ingrams. Now pink with jewels? No danks
Huehueheue stay classy Onion
'Now children, here at the museum of war, we have the legendary kalashnikov. Created by Master Gunsmit-- OOOOHH MY FOOT'
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smartasshobo (10/11/2015) [-]
"This seatbelt feels a little restraining"
"That's just a long clitoris"
Neon made any car look more trashy and cooler
Well ignorant people will always exist
Well you're right, they do look cool
Hueheu. Btw search for DemolitionRanch ARAK on youtube. I can link you to it if you want. The video features BEST GUN
"That's just a long clitoris"
Neon made any car look more trashy and cooler
Well ignorant people will always exist
Well you're right, they do look cool
Hueheu. Btw search for DemolitionRanch ARAK on youtube. I can link you to it if you want. The video features BEST GUN
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savirleo ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
'These brakes don't do anything to go faster'
'Continue your delusion'
It's not that expensive. Not even $200. There's even a thing that connects the neon to the radio so that it pulses to the beat
it's because I'm racist
I hate that guy, but I can't shoot him. I know! I launch knives at hime!
the tanto blade?
'Continue your delusion'
It's not that expensive. Not even $200. There's even a thing that connects the neon to the radio so that it pulses to the beat
it's because I'm racist
I hate that guy, but I can't shoot him. I know! I launch knives at hime!
the tanto blade?
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smartasshobo (10/12/2015) [-]
Oh and btw, that maid is really cute and awesome. But i know that rifle design; specially that barreal and grip
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smartasshobo (10/12/2015) [-]
'Hm they say that when you turn the car, it reduces the speed, we can't have that'
'Doesn't mean much coming from you'
DUBSTEP NEON. MY EYES
Huehuehuehuehueheu
Those rascals
Hm? Are you talking about the ARAK? It's a gun bby. I'll link you up youtu.be/HYCsJsTHM3Y
'Doesn't mean much coming from you'
DUBSTEP NEON. MY EYES
Huehuehuehuehueheu
Those rascals
Hm? Are you talking about the ARAK? It's a gun bby. I'll link you up youtu.be/HYCsJsTHM3Y
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savirleo ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
'These windshields keep the wind out of my hair'
'says the man who has to think it's a clitoris'
or metal
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq4PLG6V1fE
watch his feet
How dare he smile and wave at me. He even has the audacity to say 'Good morning'
I'm saying the gun is a blade
L86, if I'm not mistaken. Maids with guns are awesome. Ran out of pics though
'says the man who has to think it's a clitoris'
or metal
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq4PLG6V1fE
watch his feet
How dare he smile and wave at me. He even has the audacity to say 'Good morning'
I'm saying the gun is a blade
L86, if I'm not mistaken. Maids with guns are awesome. Ran out of pics though
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smartasshobo (10/18/2015) [-]
'This roof is stupid'
'Well tell me it's not'
Fuuuuuck beat 2 fast
Ooohh now i see. Do you know metal gear rising? There's a gun that shoot swords
Fug yea, FIND MORE
My dick is happy
**** THIS COUNTRY, NO INTERNET FOR DAYS
'Well tell me it's not'
Fuuuuuck beat 2 fast
Ooohh now i see. Do you know metal gear rising? There's a gun that shoot swords
Fug yea, FIND MORE
My dick is happy
**** THIS COUNTRY, NO INTERNET FOR DAYS
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savirleo ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Why do I need passenger seats?
'But it's not'
and to think, it's a coffee jingle
I've heard of it. Never played any Metal Gear games
Found out that there's a knife that divers use to kill sharks. It fires, embeds itself, then injects air that causes the shark to basically explode. It was originally military use
I can find more. But family is home right now
come to Chicago. Stay because you got bribed and shot
'But it's not'
and to think, it's a coffee jingle
I've heard of it. Never played any Metal Gear games
Found out that there's a knife that divers use to kill sharks. It fires, embeds itself, then injects air that causes the shark to basically explode. It was originally military use
I can find more. But family is home right now
come to Chicago. Stay because you got bribed and shot
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smartasshobo (10/22/2015) [-]
I need a jet engine
'Prove it'
Daaamn
Negro you're missing out. You should at least watch the games cutscenes
Ah i know what it is, i saw a guy stab a watermelon with it
**** me up
WE CPULD HAVE SLUMBER PARTIES
'Prove it'
Daaamn
Negro you're missing out. You should at least watch the games cutscenes
Ah i know what it is, i saw a guy stab a watermelon with it
**** me up
WE CPULD HAVE SLUMBER PARTIES
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savirleo ONLINE (10/22/2015) [-]
'Nah ***** . That's just weight'
'Let's go to the doctor. Now that I think about it, you have to see your's about that STD, don't you?'
well, it most likely works with bass, which means bass guitar will control the pulses. So Tool it is
I'll be late for work thanks to that 30min cutscene
Poor watermelon. I bet it wasn't a wild one either
I gotta get me a maid that suits my tastes
MY BASEMENT BECOMES A POOL WHEN IT FLOODS
'Let's go to the doctor. Now that I think about it, you have to see your's about that STD, don't you?'
well, it most likely works with bass, which means bass guitar will control the pulses. So Tool it is
I'll be late for work thanks to that 30min cutscene
Poor watermelon. I bet it wasn't a wild one either
I gotta get me a maid that suits my tastes
MY BASEMENT BECOMES A POOL WHEN IT FLOODS
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smartasshobo (10/27/2015) [-]
'What then?'
'Let's go then'
30 minutes? Negro those are the short ones
Fug ye
WatermelonLivesMatter
DID YOU FIND ONE YET, IT'S BEEN DAYS SINCE I HAVE LAST GOT IN
DO YOU HAVE A PET RAT?
'Let's go then'
30 minutes? Negro those are the short ones
Fug ye
WatermelonLivesMatter
DID YOU FIND ONE YET, IT'S BEEN DAYS SINCE I HAVE LAST GOT IN
DO YOU HAVE A PET RAT?
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savirleo ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
'No need for these body panels. They're just for looks'
'Hold on, I gotta wear the good panties'
and that's why I was late, manager
maybe this to get me in the mood?
I was watching Strike the Blood. Did find a nurse spear girl. Only image I have though is a screencap with the tsundere though
I HAVE SEVERAL
'Hold on, I gotta wear the good panties'
and that's why I was late, manager
maybe this to get me in the mood?
I was watching Strike the Blood. Did find a nurse spear girl. Only image I have though is a screencap with the tsundere though
I HAVE SEVERAL
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smartasshobo (10/29/2015) [-]
'Oh this engine feels heavy' ' but i need it'
'Aight, we're rding the tank'
'For your son's wedding'
KILLING FLOOR YES
Oh i know that. NO SENPAI THIS FIGHT IS OURS. God i hate that line, let the dude fight by himself damn
WE SHOULD GET TACOS
WHERE'S THE MANGO WHORES
'Aight, we're rding the tank'
'For your son's wedding'
KILLING FLOOR YES
Oh i know that. NO SENPAI THIS FIGHT IS OURS. God i hate that line, let the dude fight by himself damn
WE SHOULD GET TACOS
WHERE'S THE MANGO WHORES
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savirleo ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
'Bore it out. Less metal, more power'
'Do I have to sit on the barrel again?'
'A toast. To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet'
no killing of floors. 0/10
Just shows how much she wants to be with him. Although he does have at least 2 wives
THERE'S SEVERAL SPOTS WE CAN GO TOO
let's see if it lets me post the image this time
'Do I have to sit on the barrel again?'
'A toast. To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet'
no killing of floors. 0/10
Just shows how much she wants to be with him. Although he does have at least 2 wives
THERE'S SEVERAL SPOTS WE CAN GO TOO
let's see if it lets me post the image this time
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smartasshobo (10/29/2015) [-]
'I think i'll use some horses to pull it, so i can get more horse power'
'Well, only if you want, anyway let's go!
'And may our daughters die untouched'
Well there IS fall damage
Yeah, although i lost interest in the series after some time, dunno why tho, i love the white haired kinky chick. Watching any animu from this season?
OH GOD THAT IS THE BEST
****
'Well, only if you want, anyway let's go!
'And may our daughters die untouched'
Well there IS fall damage
Yeah, although i lost interest in the series after some time, dunno why tho, i love the white haired kinky chick. Watching any animu from this season?
OH GOD THAT IS THE BEST
****
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savirleo ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
but even a lowly V6 has more power
'I call MG!!'
'.....that's not something you should say at a wedding'
but I'm not killing a floor
white haired kinky chick. The princess?
His daughter comes from the future to stop a dragon thing that was created. His other daughter, with another girl, helped her go back in time
Haven't watched any yet
THERE'S ALSO ABOUT 3 STRIP CLUBS AT THE SAME CORNER A FEW BLOCKS AWAY
guess they didn't like my girls with guns
'I call MG!!'
'.....that's not something you should say at a wedding'
but I'm not killing a floor
white haired kinky chick. The princess?
His daughter comes from the future to stop a dragon thing that was created. His other daughter, with another girl, helped her go back in time
Haven't watched any yet
THERE'S ALSO ABOUT 3 STRIP CLUBS AT THE SAME CORNER A FEW BLOCKS AWAY
guess they didn't like my girls with guns
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smartasshobo (11/25/2015) [-]
V8 BEST
bitch pls show us your puzi
Well ****
Well, let the modders take care of that
Yea boiii. Well you should see onepunch man
Oh god your place is perfect
****
oh dude I'm so sorry I've been so absent from here lately, and i have no excuses for doing so. As an apology, i searched for anime chicks with guns
bitch pls show us your puzi
Well ****
Well, let the modders take care of that
Yea boiii. Well you should see onepunch man
Oh god your place is perfect
****
oh dude I'm so sorry I've been so absent from here lately, and i have no excuses for doing so. As an apology, i searched for anime chicks with guns
Found out you can stick an LS3(camaro V8) into a 240SX. My 2 favorite things
My cat is at home
'My our children have beautiful mothers and handsome fathers'
there are none, as far as I know
I've decided to download Assassination Classroom, but so far only vol00 is out
If only my basement didn't flood
turns out it's because we posted too many comments/images. It's at the very top of the comments on your profile
a suppressed AK? What the **** ?! And that scope location! I can't see **** like that
You had me worried, what with the damn breaking and flooding that happened
I found you
My cat is at home
'My our children have beautiful mothers and handsome fathers'
there are none, as far as I know
I've decided to download Assassination Classroom, but so far only vol00 is out
If only my basement didn't flood
turns out it's because we posted too many comments/images. It's at the very top of the comments on your profile
a suppressed AK? What the **** ?! And that scope location! I can't see **** like that
You had me worried, what with the damn breaking and flooding that happened
I found you
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smartasshobo (09/28/2015) [-]
Build a deck. Dad mode on
Wh-what? sir, are you ok?
**** MY INTERNET IN THE ASS, it's going down for hours and i don't have the will to try and test it. At least it's getting hetter now, so i should be back to normal soon
PORN MUSIC VIDEOS
Wh-what? sir, are you ok?
**** MY INTERNET IN THE ASS, it's going down for hours and i don't have the will to try and test it. At least it's getting hetter now, so i should be back to normal soon
PORN MUSIC VIDEOS
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smartasshobo (09/30/2015) [-]
Oh now that's cool. The only thing that I've built for myself was a desk too
'D-double peace sign O face please'
God that sucks. I'm so lazy that my porn folder is the same as the reaction pics one
huehue i knew that it had something to do with the song. MORE ANIME ****
'D-double peace sign O face please'
God that sucks. I'm so lazy that my porn folder is the same as the reaction pics one
huehue i knew that it had something to do with the song. MORE ANIME ****
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smartasshobo (10/03/2015) [-]
GOD THAT'S MANLY. BUILDING **** . I feel aliive
God i hope it's a fish tank
Hueheueheue
Oh, dunno why but I'm really thinking about the whole concept of nicknames
God i hope it's a fish tank
Hueheueheue
Oh, dunno why but I'm really thinking about the whole concept of nicknames
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smartasshobo (10/03/2015) [-]
3D printing is coming
Hue imagine this: 'please now open your legs while you sit on this Leopard 2A7 German Main Battle Tank'
Hueheuheu. Btw unleash all of your anime ****
Oh, btw; do you have a nickname?
Hue imagine this: 'please now open your legs while you sit on this Leopard 2A7 German Main Battle Tank'
Hueheuheu. Btw unleash all of your anime ****
Oh, btw; do you have a nickname?
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smartasshobo (10/03/2015) [-]
Please, my penis can't take it
'Now rub and kiss that 120mm armor penetrating explosive round'
well that is an easy one, but even so, i think calling you savir is fun. People call me AJ. Please don't confuse me with aj applegate the pornstar
Hue i love that the tifle is taller than the gir
'Now rub and kiss that 120mm armor penetrating explosive round'
well that is an easy one, but even so, i think calling you savir is fun. People call me AJ. Please don't confuse me with aj applegate the pornstar
Hue i love that the tifle is taller than the gir
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savirleo ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
only moderns I like are the Ford Raptor, Mustang GT, and a few exotics
'While its in between my thighs?
people don't know how to pronounce it online, so I tell them to just call me leo. My Origin name is more confusing. VirleSaleo
M14 be dominating
This shotgun is so wrong
'While its in between my thighs?
people don't know how to pronounce it online, so I tell them to just call me leo. My Origin name is more confusing. VirleSaleo
M14 be dominating
This shotgun is so wrong
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smartasshobo (10/03/2015) [-]
Ooh i like those
'Ye-yes please do so'
Virlesaleo huh, i gueess yoj pronouce it veerlesaléo right? Btw mine's João Augusto, but gringos can call me John, or my nickname AJ
Yes, my dick does agree
Ew it looks warped and the way the stock is lined with the barrel it would either **** you shoulder blade up or break down on itself
'Ye-yes please do so'
Virlesaleo huh, i gueess yoj pronouce it veerlesaléo right? Btw mine's João Augusto, but gringos can call me John, or my nickname AJ
Yes, my dick does agree
Ew it looks warped and the way the stock is lined with the barrel it would either **** you shoulder blade up or break down on itself
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savirleo ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
give me a tuner, and teach me to modify
'Isn't this dangerous?
during college, got called Jesus so much, some people didn't know my real name. In fact, a coworker forgot it and was asking 'What was Jesus' name again?'
Juggernaut Rogue M14 looks nice
But those titties would absorb the shock
Maxed out my level in the NFS closed beta. Parts are over 40, other locked from missions(mainly handling related) and I can't go any higher
'Isn't this dangerous?
during college, got called Jesus so much, some people didn't know my real name. In fact, a coworker forgot it and was asking 'What was Jesus' name again?'
Juggernaut Rogue M14 looks nice
But those titties would absorb the shock
Maxed out my level in the NFS closed beta. Parts are over 40, other locked from missions(mainly handling related) and I can't go any higher
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smartasshobo (10/04/2015) [-]
You're in for a ride bby
'N-no, our tank crew is well trained'
Hueheuheueheue, we have a dude like that in our friend group. He's called jew by so many people that some don't know his real name. That **** started jn highschool when i called him jew because of his hair. He's gay tho
WHOOOOOT YOU GOT IN THE BETA?
Ohh baby Barrett M82a1 .50BMG. that's a big load of over 20.000J of pure concentrated destruction. Btw bitch's pepsi
What's your favourite gun, I think you like the M14
'N-no, our tank crew is well trained'
Hueheuheueheue, we have a dude like that in our friend group. He's called jew by so many people that some don't know his real name. That **** started jn highschool when i called him jew because of his hair. He's gay tho
WHOOOOOT YOU GOT IN THE BETA?
Ohh baby Barrett M82a1 .50BMG. that's a big load of over 20.000J of pure concentrated destruction. Btw bitch's pepsi
What's your favourite gun, I think you like the M14
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savirleo ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
performance first, body second
'But I'm not in a tank'
One guy got in trouble for it, actually. Instructor wasn't the fun type. Heard him call me Jesus, started yelling at him
**** YEA. finished installing around 3 or 4. Been playing this entire time. I have reached level cap already
but it has amazing recoil management. Unless it didn't have it, she's just not gonna hear for awhile
lever action rifles, revolvers, and M1911. Don't have a girl with any of those guns, so here's a pig
'But I'm not in a tank'
One guy got in trouble for it, actually. Instructor wasn't the fun type. Heard him call me Jesus, started yelling at him
**** YEA. finished installing around 3 or 4. Been playing this entire time. I have reached level cap already
but it has amazing recoil management. Unless it didn't have it, she's just not gonna hear for awhile
lever action rifles, revolvers, and M1911. Don't have a girl with any of those guns, so here's a pig
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smartasshobo (10/05/2015) [-]
Remove all unecessary weight inside the car
'You're on top of it'. If they were to get hit and the ammo explodes, you'd be on top of a high pressurised volcano'
Hueheuehueheuehue i can see that
Well what about her body being severed i half?
Well???? Is it good?
Ooh yeaaa, even though she's almost out of ammo and those a-10 are not brrrrrting enough. Btw mine are the Taurus Raging Bull, H&K 416 and the glourious M82a2. Also i think the Benelli/benneli/bennelli M4 (forgot how it's speeled) is gud.
Also sorry for taking so long
'You're on top of it'. If they were to get hit and the ammo explodes, you'd be on top of a high pressurised volcano'
Hueheuehueheuehue i can see that
Well what about her body being severed i half?
Well???? Is it good?
Ooh yeaaa, even though she's almost out of ammo and those a-10 are not brrrrrting enough. Btw mine are the Taurus Raging Bull, H&K 416 and the glourious M82a2. Also i think the Benelli/benneli/bennelli M4 (forgot how it's speeled) is gud.
Also sorry for taking so long
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savirleo ONLINE (10/05/2015) [-]
"The **** is this? The oil pan? Not needed. Air cooled now"
'That doesn't sound like fun'
a few broken bones, but not being severed in half
**** yea it is. I got the BMW e46 with the Most Wanted body kit
since she's relaxing, it's probably the end of a mission. I like how this internally suppressed gun looks. M4 carbine, I think?
'That doesn't sound like fun'
a few broken bones, but not being severed in half
**** yea it is. I got the BMW e46 with the Most Wanted body kit
since she's relaxing, it's probably the end of a mission. I like how this internally suppressed gun looks. M4 carbine, I think?
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smartasshobo (10/05/2015) [-]
"Hm this engine feels a little heavy"
"WAR IS FUN"
Mane look at the picture from the M82A2, focus on those petals, there's empty space where her body should be
HM MY PENIS, HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD **** RIGHT THERE, GOOOOD ****
Hm yeah, even though the barrel length is too small for military standars, for it to be a regular military M4 platform it should be a little longer. But you can't be nitpicky with animu guns.
Btw the thing i love about AR-15s is that th3y can be built custom from scratch, like a PC
"WAR IS FUN"
Mane look at the picture from the M82A2, focus on those petals, there's empty space where her body should be
HM MY PENIS, HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD **** RIGHT THERE, GOOOOD ****
Hm yeah, even though the barrel length is too small for military standars, for it to be a regular military M4 platform it should be a little longer. But you can't be nitpicky with animu guns.
Btw the thing i love about AR-15s is that th3y can be built custom from scratch, like a PC
"This gas tank doesn't do **** . out it goes"
"Doesn't seem like fun to me"
Ah, that **** . She's clearly a ninja of the Sakura tribe
Love the Rocket Bunny body kit for the S15. Don't like the exhaust
www.greddy.com/products/aerodynamics/rocketbunny/filter:model:Silvia+S15/
the white car in the images for the only body kit. The space under the license plate is a flat, NASCAR style exhaust right about that white tubeing
I just like how it looks. One of the main weapons I use in GTAV
******* AK and it's durability. No need to clean and I can still shoot myself in the foot because I'm a dumbass
"Doesn't seem like fun to me"
Ah, that **** . She's clearly a ninja of the Sakura tribe
Love the Rocket Bunny body kit for the S15. Don't like the exhaust
www.greddy.com/products/aerodynamics/rocketbunny/filter:model:Silvia+S15/
the white car in the images for the only body kit. The space under the license plate is a flat, NASCAR style exhaust right about that white tubeing
I just like how it looks. One of the main weapons I use in GTAV
******* AK and it's durability. No need to clean and I can still shoot myself in the foot because I'm a dumbass
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smartasshobo (09/03/2015) [-]
We can do this man
DAMN IT ENJU WHY DO YOU KEEP PRANKING ME
aw that's cute, but are there any battles in the novel?
DAMN IT ENJU WHY DO YOU KEEP PRANKING ME
aw that's cute, but are there any battles in the novel?
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smartasshobo (09/03/2015) [-]
Oh god, and five different angles on the facial
I'M NOT, THEY JUST KEEP COMING AFTER ME
ooh is he a cool guy uh
I'M NOT, THEY JUST KEEP COMING AFTER ME
ooh is he a cool guy uh
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smartasshobo (09/03/2015) [-]
The regret
IT'S TRUE LOOK "multiple muffled 'onii-chan' can be heard and get louder"
Hueheueheuehe
"But ye hav meeh"
IT'S TRUE LOOK "multiple muffled 'onii-chan' can be heard and get louder"
Hueheueheuehe
"But ye hav meeh"
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savirleo ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
The face of a man that gave a facial to his entire family
SON OF A BITCH!! YOU ENSLAVE THEM?!!!
11yr old tried to **** him the first night
14yr old is sneaking glances when he bathed in the river while she was cooking. Also stared when he was forced to bathe with them
Elf usually blocks his view if anything becomes visible
Don't think the other girls say anything besides going with the flow
SON OF A BITCH!! YOU ENSLAVE THEM?!!!
11yr old tried to **** him the first night
14yr old is sneaking glances when he bathed in the river while she was cooking. Also stared when he was forced to bathe with them
Elf usually blocks his view if anything becomes visible
Don't think the other girls say anything besides going with the flow
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smartasshobo (09/10/2015) [-]
Hue why
Well this young fella showed up last month here in my house, he lives down the street. His older sister likes to dress him up. Why are you so shocked?
Wich gaem
Well this young fella showed up last month here in my house, he lives down the street. His older sister likes to dress him up. Why are you so shocked?
Wich gaem
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smartasshobo (09/10/2015) [-]
"MAN FORCES 7 WOMEN INTO MARRIAGE AGREEMENT"
that's more like it
Like i said, it's his sis- WAIT YOU GET OFF ON DRESSING LITTLE BOYS?
Destiny? I've stopped played that game just after they started that raid thing, I'm not a fan of a game that can only live up to it's potential and promises by paid expansions/DLC. In Brazil the raw game cost me over 300 bucks, and translating it to dollars that means around 150 freedom cash. DLC goes about 50 each here also
that's more like it
Like i said, it's his sis- WAIT YOU GET OFF ON DRESSING LITTLE BOYS?
Destiny? I've stopped played that game just after they started that raid thing, I'm not a fan of a game that can only live up to it's potential and promises by paid expansions/DLC. In Brazil the raw game cost me over 300 bucks, and translating it to dollars that means around 150 freedom cash. DLC goes about 50 each here also
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smartasshobo (09/21/2015) [-]
No media=ez life
Well but, she doesn't like older guys like u
Well it IS fun
BRUH YOU HAVE NO 8DEA, ALL THIS TIME I SPENT WITH ZERO INTERNET CONNECTION, JESUS **** MY LIFE WAS ALMOST OVER. COULDN'T DO WORK, HAVE FUN, TALK WITH YOU, THE ONLT THING THAT I COULD JERK OFF TO WAS MEMORY
Well but, she doesn't like older guys like u
Well it IS fun
BRUH YOU HAVE NO 8DEA, ALL THIS TIME I SPENT WITH ZERO INTERNET CONNECTION, JESUS **** MY LIFE WAS ALMOST OVER. COULDN'T DO WORK, HAVE FUN, TALK WITH YOU, THE ONLT THING THAT I COULD JERK OFF TO WAS MEMORY
#1703 to #1702
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smartasshobo (09/23/2015) [-]
Dude my dream is to have a house in the woods
Bruh you're 40, are you having a mid age crisis?
I do like it. Btw since my country is in crisis, each DLC went up to 100 bucks, and it's not ********
Internet is still bad here, it'll take a couple of weeks to stabilize, no HD 60fps 2 hour long porn for me then
Bruh you're 40, are you having a mid age crisis?
I do like it. Btw since my country is in crisis, each DLC went up to 100 bucks, and it's not ********
Internet is still bad here, it'll take a couple of weeks to stabilize, no HD 60fps 2 hour long porn for me then
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smartasshobo (09/25/2015) [-]
Chopping wood for the night
Man, you have been hosting your own TV show, PREDATORS for over 20 years
Brazil's economic crisis. Basically the government threw in a lot of money into economy years ago and the ***** forgot to take it out, because a lot of people bought **** they couldn't pay for, so now people have to buy **** for the economy to get hetter, but no one has money and prices are rising like a ************ . Neo-Africa is here
Asses only
Man, you have been hosting your own TV show, PREDATORS for over 20 years
Brazil's economic crisis. Basically the government threw in a lot of money into economy years ago and the ***** forgot to take it out, because a lot of people bought **** they couldn't pay for, so now people have to buy **** for the economy to get hetter, but no one has money and prices are rising like a ************ . Neo-Africa is here
Asses only
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
I wonder if it gets even better if i pop my eardrums and plug my nostrils, and then burn my tongue
Nooooice, and what about final fantasy XV? The only reason i got into the idea of it it's because it's free roam+real time combat
Of course she would, ************ put his ass on the line for her, better appreciate that real *****
An ancient form of kinship you might say
Nooooice, and what about final fantasy XV? The only reason i got into the idea of it it's because it's free roam+real time combat
Of course she would, ************ put his ass on the line for her, better appreciate that real *****
An ancient form of kinship you might say
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savirleo ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
one thing I forgot to mention, either have audio of sex playing, or have really good imagination
Nah. Not that into MMOs
There's a harem tag, which means he's gonna ignore all those girls and try to blow up the earth
very ancient. In fact, it was considered abnormal not to do this
Nah. Not that into MMOs
There's a harem tag, which means he's gonna ignore all those girls and try to blow up the earth
very ancient. In fact, it was considered abnormal not to do this
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
Huehue
Ah no its not the MMO one, FF15 is the one with the emo protagonist with alot of stupid swords, and you dress like an emo out of a blood on the dance floor concert. I hate MMOs too
Ah yes, wait what-- by the ******* way if the mango you are writing has a harem tag, END OT WITH A HAREM ENDING, NOT LIKE UUUGH I CAN ONLY HIT IT WITH THIS KUROSAKURA-CHAN AND NOT EVERYONE. Damn i went tumblr mode there for a sec
HEU
Ah no its not the MMO one, FF15 is the one with the emo protagonist with alot of stupid swords, and you dress like an emo out of a blood on the dance floor concert. I hate MMOs too
Ah yes, wait what-- by the ******* way if the mango you are writing has a harem tag, END OT WITH A HAREM ENDING, NOT LIKE UUUGH I CAN ONLY HIT IT WITH THIS KUROSAKURA-CHAN AND NOT EVERYONE. Damn i went tumblr mode there for a sec
HEU
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savirleo ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
go do it, fggt
I still haven't finished XIII
I did say there's a few chapters of it, just that it got axed because it was too lewd. Seriously, here you have a loli robot with a detonator inside her pussy that will blow up the earth if the guy sticks it in
Why art thou not ******* thy slaveboy? Art thou not a man?
I still haven't finished XIII
I did say there's a few chapters of it, just that it got axed because it was too lewd. Seriously, here you have a loli robot with a detonator inside her pussy that will blow up the earth if the guy sticks it in
Why art thou not ******* thy slaveboy? Art thou not a man?
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
While they film it in front of all my crushes and friends
Pls do not do that to yourself, you do not finish that game, that game finishes you
Oooh i didn't read that part, I was looking around for nipple shots
Oh god gay buttsex army
Pls do not do that to yourself, you do not finish that game, that game finishes you
Oooh i didn't read that part, I was looking around for nipple shots
Oh god gay buttsex army
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
Oh god the cringe
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT
Damn it, and she's not the type of loli i like. I like the cute ones like kotori in date a live
Pleast take me with you
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT
Damn it, and she's not the type of loli i like. I like the cute ones like kotori in date a live
Pleast take me with you
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savirleo ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
which is why you do it almost never. You can't see, and if you use headphones, you can't hear if anyone comes in
BECAUSE IT WAS $20 AND I'M A CHEAP ************
seriously, I bought a 3rd copy of Battlefield 3 premium because it was $13, new
it's different for me. While I do like Kotori kind of loli, I also like the tomboyish ones, and the ones that make me feel like a father(without the sex, of course) which is why I'm protective of the Little Sisters in Bioshock 2
You cannot change your civilization after the match has started. You can try to run away and defect
BECAUSE IT WAS $20 AND I'M A CHEAP ************
seriously, I bought a 3rd copy of Battlefield 3 premium because it was $13, new
it's different for me. While I do like Kotori kind of loli, I also like the tomboyish ones, and the ones that make me feel like a father(without the sex, of course) which is why I'm protective of the Little Sisters in Bioshock 2
You cannot change your civilization after the match has started. You can try to run away and defect
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
Damn that's true
Why a 3rd copy of battlefield tho?
Well i can see that, the twin-tailed redhead loli from black bullet makes me wanna take care of her
U kno whut, imma do the spartan army, but on top of not having gay sex, I'm going to be the biggest, buffest, muscle ****** out there, AND then I'll be able to survive amazon sex
Why a 3rd copy of battlefield tho?
Well i can see that, the twin-tailed redhead loli from black bullet makes me wanna take care of her
U kno whut, imma do the spartan army, but on top of not having gay sex, I'm going to be the biggest, buffest, muscle ****** out there, AND then I'll be able to survive amazon sex
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
Nooo the cringe
WHYYYYYYYYYY
Ah enju! I don't mind it tho
But your pelvis would be dust by the time i come for them
WHYYYYYYYYYY
Ah enju! I don't mind it tho
But your pelvis would be dust by the time i come for them
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smartasshobo (08/30/2015) [-]
Ur right
DAMN IT
W-wait i said that i don't mind giving in to her advances, not raping her
Huedamnit
DAMN IT I WANT THE .GIF VERSI9N NOT THE 0.2 SECOND WEBM
DAMN IT
W-wait i said that i don't mind giving in to her advances, not raping her
Huedamnit
DAMN IT I WANT THE .GIF VERSI9N NOT THE 0.2 SECOND WEBM
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savirleo ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
now go and do it
It was the 360 version I first played it on. Played the Beta with Metro. Made it to lvl 14 I think
She's still underage. Have a seat
Balls of steel
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got it from here. There's more now
It was the 360 version I first played it on. Played the Beta with Metro. Made it to lvl 14 I think
She's still underage. Have a seat
Balls of steel
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got it from here. There's more now
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smartasshobo (09/01/2015) [-]
Alright alright
B-but
Dick of steel
God damn it i love them
B-but
Dick of steel
God damn it i love them
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savirleo ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I demand that you record this
Have a seat, sir
hips of steel
www.sousetsuka.com/p/blog-page_11.html
found this. Guy keeps getting lolis. Only ones that aren't are a homunculus, and a 14yr old slave that has a promising future with her chest (b-cup)
her younger sister was originally japanese, and is a pedophile. About 11
a lizard girl. I think around 10
a cat and dog girl. I'd say 7. All slaves
elf princess is travelling with him. 130yr old loli
a homunculus he just aquired, with appearance based on the elf princess, and huge tits
Have a seat, sir
hips of steel
www.sousetsuka.com/p/blog-page_11.html
found this. Guy keeps getting lolis. Only ones that aren't are a homunculus, and a 14yr old slave that has a promising future with her chest (b-cup)
her younger sister was originally japanese, and is a pedophile. About 11
a lizard girl. I think around 10
a cat and dog girl. I'd say 7. All slaves
elf princess is travelling with him. 130yr old loli
a homunculus he just aquired, with appearance based on the elf princess, and huge tits
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smartasshobo (09/01/2015) [-]
In 60fps
Ok ok ok
EVERYTHING MADE OF STEEEEELLL
ooooh, and what's so special about him? Is he an amazing fighter or maybe he has a huge dick?
Ok ok ok
EVERYTHING MADE OF STEEEEELLL
ooooh, and what's so special about him? Is he an amazing fighter or maybe he has a huge dick?
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savirleo ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
4k resolution
What were you going to do to that loli?
UPGRADE TO ADAMANTIUM
***** has cheats
a short paragraph when they found out about one of the methods to give the homunculus mana to live
The second is by doing naughty thing with a man. The so-called bed technique. Frankly speaking, it's sexual intercourse. I was fine with this method, but Lulu suddenly cried, "I'm first!", so I stopped. Her crimson red figure afterwards was quite cute. Of course, Arisa also objected but since it was completely overshadowed by Lulu's impact, there isn't any impression left. It seems that it was a verbal slip, she couldn't look me in the eyes for 2 days after that.
I also forgot about the magic soldier from the town he first stayed at. Flat, but she's in love with him
Going by the covers
vol 1
girl hugging is the soldier, 3 in background are his slaves(after their master died, he gained ownership)
vol 2
the 2 sisters. Black haired one is the 14yr old. Oldest of his slaves. Silver haired is the pedophile loli. Slaves in background
vol 3
Silver haired is the elf princess. Blond with tits is homunculus. Slaves once again in background. This is the one I'm currently on
What were you going to do to that loli?
UPGRADE TO ADAMANTIUM
***** has cheats
a short paragraph when they found out about one of the methods to give the homunculus mana to live
The second is by doing naughty thing with a man. The so-called bed technique. Frankly speaking, it's sexual intercourse. I was fine with this method, but Lulu suddenly cried, "I'm first!", so I stopped. Her crimson red figure afterwards was quite cute. Of course, Arisa also objected but since it was completely overshadowed by Lulu's impact, there isn't any impression left. It seems that it was a verbal slip, she couldn't look me in the eyes for 2 days after that.
I also forgot about the magic soldier from the town he first stayed at. Flat, but she's in love with him
Going by the covers
vol 1
girl hugging is the soldier, 3 in background are his slaves(after their master died, he gained ownership)
vol 2
the 2 sisters. Black haired one is the 14yr old. Oldest of his slaves. Silver haired is the pedophile loli. Slaves in background
vol 3
Silver haired is the elf princess. Blond with tits is homunculus. Slaves once again in background. This is the one I'm currently on
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smartasshobo (09/03/2015) [-]
Specifically adapted to multiple monitors
I uhhh, she wanted to cook some stuff with me
Damn I'm gonna start it today, sounds guud
I uhhh, she wanted to cook some stuff with me
Damn I'm gonna start it today, sounds guud
that's gonna require multiple cameras
Where's the food? The only one I see is the sausage in between your legs
I caught up. Slaves do genuinely care for him. When he got sucked into the void helping the elf, the slaves had to go back to town to get help. When he showed up again that morning, the lizard girl hugged him and cried
i.cubeupload.com/FRBdU4.jpg
She was also worried about him when he went to meet a duke(a noble screwed her father over, which is why she became a slave).
Where's the food? The only one I see is the sausage in between your legs
I caught up. Slaves do genuinely care for him. When he got sucked into the void helping the elf, the slaves had to go back to town to get help. When he showed up again that morning, the lizard girl hugged him and cried
i.cubeupload.com/FRBdU4.jpg
She was also worried about him when he went to meet a duke(a noble screwed her father over, which is why she became a slave).
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savirleo ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
let me know when you're done how awkward it was to take off that blindfold, and see your entire family in front of you
I intend to finish it. Someday
bato.to/read/_/339932/nozoemon_v1_ch1_by_ravens-no-fansub/14
2nd panel
TO THE BARRACKS!!!
I intend to finish it. Someday
bato.to/read/_/339932/nozoemon_v1_ch1_by_ravens-no-fansub/14
2nd panel
TO THE BARRACKS!!!
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smartasshobo (08/11/2015) [-]
And tears
DAMN IT
It only gkt even harder here
Hue that's dark
DAMN IT
It only gkt even harder here
Hue that's dark
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savirleo ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Of happiness from crossing el rio across the border
That's right. Your secret is out
I wanted an onee-san, not a imouto with a very developed body. I can still work with it
Not really. There is about 20chs of him saving up money to buy Roxanne, so it'll be boring for a bit
That's right. Your secret is out
I wanted an onee-san, not a imouto with a very developed body. I can still work with it
Not really. There is about 20chs of him saving up money to buy Roxanne, so it'll be boring for a bit
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smartasshobo (08/13/2015) [-]
Hueheueheue
Nooooo damn it
Older lolis are sweet
Hueheue, but is th3 dude an asshole, or just buying slaves to save them?
Nooooo damn it
Older lolis are sweet
Hueheue, but is th3 dude an asshole, or just buying slaves to save them?
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smartasshobo (08/14/2015) [-]
W-why
THE BEST
Oh that's nice, at least he won't rape them
THE BEST
Oh that's nice, at least he won't rape them
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savirleo ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
because you don't do reach arounds
HOLY **** THOSE TITTIES ARE HUGE
Sir, please have a seat
I...SHE'S UNDER 18!?!!
well, he lets them know what he intends to do
'wash my back, then I'll wash yours'
he also made a rule of kissing before bed and after waking up
HOLY **** THOSE TITTIES ARE HUGE
Sir, please have a seat
I...SHE'S UNDER 18!?!!
well, he lets them know what he intends to do
'wash my back, then I'll wash yours'
he also made a rule of kissing before bed and after waking up
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smartasshobo (08/20/2015) [-]
I'm a huge dick
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
ooh that's nice, not raping them i mean
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
ooh that's nice, not raping them i mean
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smartasshobo (08/24/2015) [-]
Well that's not very polite
I SAW HER IN THE BATHROOM ONCE
is gud krytykal.org/antimagic/
DAMN THAT GAME IS GOOD
I SAW HER IN THE BATHROOM ONCE
is gud krytykal.org/antimagic/
DAMN THAT GAME IS GOOD
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smartasshobo (08/24/2015) [-]
Oh would you do it then?
30
Noice, but I'm not that hype for black ops 3 tho. ZOMBIES IS AWESOME, even though i never played any dlc maps
30
Noice, but I'm not that hype for black ops 3 tho. ZOMBIES IS AWESOME, even though i never played any dlc maps
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savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm already ******* a dude. Won't get gayer if I help him get off
but why?
I'm not interested in CoD anymore, but the older ones are still fun. Gonna try MW2 next
Good to know it kept my prestige hack
bato.to/read/_/339932/nozoemon_v1_ch1_by_ravens-no-fansub/4 found this. Nice color page. Smut with a loli, unfortunately
Best way to wake up. Vid related
but why?
I'm not interested in CoD anymore, but the older ones are still fun. Gonna try MW2 next
Good to know it kept my prestige hack
bato.to/read/_/339932/nozoemon_v1_ch1_by_ravens-no-fansub/4 found this. Nice color page. Smut with a loli, unfortunately
Best way to wake up. Vid related
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
But what about balls touching
Well they just got more stupid over time
Whoa this is lewd
Hue I've seen this episode. Noice pussy counter. But the dick hair is still weird to me
Well they just got more stupid over time
Whoa this is lewd
Hue I've seen this episode. Noice pussy counter. But the dick hair is still weird to me
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savirleo ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
that's what made it gay in the first place. My violent thrusting caused them to touce
Played the beta for Black Ops III. Don't like the specialists thing they're doing, and the exo-suit thing was alright. I prefer my running to be done with flesh, not machines
it got axed, so no more. Maybe a few chapters, but not much. Looks like there's only 1 volume
It gets better when the trap is involved
Played the beta for Black Ops III. Don't like the specialists thing they're doing, and the exo-suit thing was alright. I prefer my running to be done with flesh, not machines
it got axed, so no more. Maybe a few chapters, but not much. Looks like there's only 1 volume
It gets better when the trap is involved
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
Huehueheuehue
SOMEONE GETS IT
of course, doesn't look like there is much of a story to be told exactly
Oohoh boy
SOMEONE GETS IT
of course, doesn't look like there is much of a story to be told exactly
Oohoh boy
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savirleo ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
the lights were off, so I felt it even more
I'm gonna try to get a PS4, sign up for Tom Clancy Siege beta for PS4, and get NFS 2015. Then eat ramen for a few weeks after that
I want to see how this guy gets a harem when he's a lolicon. Especially how he's gonna keep saving himself and his childhood friend
looks like a cool beauty. I know what I'd do
I'm gonna try to get a PS4, sign up for Tom Clancy Siege beta for PS4, and get NFS 2015. Then eat ramen for a few weeks after that
I want to see how this guy gets a harem when he's a lolicon. Especially how he's gonna keep saving himself and his childhood friend
looks like a cool beauty. I know what I'd do
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smartasshobo (08/26/2015) [-]
Eeeww
Do you plan on getting Dark Souls 3 next year? I plan on dying over that
Well of course that'd be fun, but i feel like it lacks something
HARDCORE SEX
Do you plan on getting Dark Souls 3 next year? I plan on dying over that
Well of course that'd be fun, but i feel like it lacks something
HARDCORE SEX
you ever tried masturbating while blindfolded? You feel it more because your brain is concentrating on your other senses now, since sight is gone
I plan on getting The Division. Does that count?
the romantic comedy part that obviously starts next chapter. Look as his friend. She's now shy around him
'Oh no, this isn't sex. This is how 2 guys bonded many years ago'
I plan on getting The Division. Does that count?
the romantic comedy part that obviously starts next chapter. Look as his friend. She's now shy around him
'Oh no, this isn't sex. This is how 2 guys bonded many years ago'
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smartasshobo (07/23/2015) [-]
God damn it hueheueueuheueueue
BUT I WANT PUSSY. Don't expect me to put a fleshlight inside the trap's asshole again
**** . Hueheuehueheueheueheue
BUT I WANT PUSSY. Don't expect me to put a fleshlight inside the trap's asshole again
**** . Hueheuehueheueheueheue
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savirleo ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
there's one where he teaches the nerd how to cross swords
But the pussy leads to pregnancy
Sand bags were a decent spot. Farther up behind the chopper had better shots, but you're also more likely to get shot at. On one map, I was inside a bus. Had a guy from a building doing cover fire on us. Still shot back, and forced him to take cover
But the pussy leads to pregnancy
Sand bags were a decent spot. Farther up behind the chopper had better shots, but you're also more likely to get shot at. On one map, I was inside a bus. Had a guy from a building doing cover fire on us. Still shot back, and forced him to take cover
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smartasshobo (07/23/2015) [-]
Hueheueheu
Damn it
Is that a fat dude in a deadlool costume?
Damn it
Is that a fat dude in a deadlool costume?
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smartasshobo (07/23/2015) [-]
No xamnit
God damnit WHY CAN'T I LOVE TRAPS
hueheueheuheueheueueu
God damnit WHY CAN'T I LOVE TRAPS
hueheueheuheueheueueu
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smartasshobo (07/31/2015) [-]
WHO IS IT
yeeee
Jesus that's some good shot.
BY THE ******* WAY I WAS SURE I RESPONDED TO YOU and i haven't realized that i didn't, I'm super duper sorry
yeeee
Jesus that's some good shot.
BY THE ******* WAY I WAS SURE I RESPONDED TO YOU and i haven't realized that i didn't, I'm super duper sorry
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savirleo ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
black man needs to assert his dominance over the new guys early on
One with a dick bigger than yours coming right up
nice guy. Apologized for shooting me in the collar bone
and here I am, jerking it to a hentai where the older sister turns out to be the younger one, the kind that will send me to jail. I thought she was an airhead onee-san
One with a dick bigger than yours coming right up
nice guy. Apologized for shooting me in the collar bone
and here I am, jerking it to a hentai where the older sister turns out to be the younger one, the kind that will send me to jail. I thought she was an airhead onee-san
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savirleo ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
your fault for agreeing to a cock fight
I'll make sure he has a nice ass
played shirtless, so he took all the hits
You need to login to view this link this isn't what I expected, but I can work with it
I'll make sure he has a nice ass
played shirtless, so he took all the hits
You need to login to view this link this isn't what I expected, but I can work with it
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smartasshobo (08/02/2015) [-]
Can't we do it with roosters instead?
But the dick tho
3x cooler even
NOICE
But the dick tho
3x cooler even
NOICE
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savirleo ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
rooster fights aren't as exciting
you're the asshole that ***** a guy and doesn't give the common courtesy of giving a reach around, aren't you
I want to go again
OH GOOD GOD I PROMISED A SCHOOL GIRL I'D MARRY HER!!!
on the other hand, her older sister looks like she'd get me arrested
you're the asshole that ***** a guy and doesn't give the common courtesy of giving a reach around, aren't you
I want to go again
OH GOOD GOD I PROMISED A SCHOOL GIRL I'D MARRY HER!!!
on the other hand, her older sister looks like she'd get me arrested
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smartasshobo (08/08/2015) [-]
OOHH HE SAID YOU GUYS SHOULD CLEAN HIS POOL
huehue nice one
DAMN IT.
ALMOST ONE WEEK LATE
huehue nice one
DAMN IT.
ALMOST ONE WEEK LATE
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savirleo ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
Everyone knows Mexicans don't have pools
Do you suck dick?
The part that confuses me is that she said Nao-nee-san. Nao is the tall, busty one that's supposed to be younger
Found a novel where a guy creates a harem of slaves. He has a wolfgirl so far, and he's ****** her. He's on his way to get a second slave when i caught up
Do you suck dick?
The part that confuses me is that she said Nao-nee-san. Nao is the tall, busty one that's supposed to be younger
Found a novel where a guy creates a harem of slaves. He has a wolfgirl so far, and he's ****** her. He's on his way to get a second slave when i caught up
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smartasshobo (08/09/2015) [-]
Hue they have rain puddles
No damnit
That's what got me confused too
Hit my booty with it
No damnit
That's what got me confused too
Hit my booty with it
Rivers and streams
******** ! I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE
my penis was only slightly confused
wartdf.wordpress.com/current-projects/
Its Slave Harem
******** ! I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE
my penis was only slightly confused
wartdf.wordpress.com/current-projects/
Its Slave Harem
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smartasshobo (07/19/2015) [-]
GIVE ME MORE VIAGRA
NONKNONONONKNK OKONONKNKNO
Ew ugly carrying handle, i think you can take it off judging by the description. But dark souls 3 comes out next year man, I'm thinking of getting myself a ps4 too
NONKNONONONKNK OKONONKNKNO
Ew ugly carrying handle, i think you can take it off judging by the description. But dark souls 3 comes out next year man, I'm thinking of getting myself a ps4 too
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savirleo ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
WORLDWIDE STORES OF VIAGRA SOLD OUT
no memory of what happened last night. She's naked
It can come off. It's upgradable to other stuff. MP5, MP5S, G36, M16. Assault, AK47
www.tippmann.com/c/upgrades_x7-phenom_shrouds-foregrips
I'd go MP5S for smaller maps. M16 because distance shooting, and I like M16. Maybe UMP for smaller, since I can throw on a grip
no memory of what happened last night. She's naked
It can come off. It's upgradable to other stuff. MP5, MP5S, G36, M16. Assault, AK47
www.tippmann.com/c/upgrades_x7-phenom_shrouds-foregrips
I'd go MP5S for smaller maps. M16 because distance shooting, and I like M16. Maybe UMP for smaller, since I can throw on a grip
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savirleo ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
YOU BOUGHT THEM ALL
**** YEA
longer barrel. It's 14in or 16in. Also, tacticool. I wanna learn to shoot lefty, so if I gotta shoot from the left, I don't expose my whole right side as well. Grip is gonna help me shoot from a lower position as i peek over the corner
**** YEA
longer barrel. It's 14in or 16in. Also, tacticool. I wanna learn to shoot lefty, so if I gotta shoot from the left, I don't expose my whole right side as well. Grip is gonna help me shoot from a lower position as i peek over the corner
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smartasshobo (07/19/2015) [-]
WE SHOULD TRY IT
we both know that's not possible
Hm, that might hapoen since it's not your dominant. Focusing on your posture more will surely help
we both know that's not possible
Hm, that might hapoen since it's not your dominant. Focusing on your posture more will surely help
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smartasshobo (07/19/2015) [-]
WICH ONES
hue
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW DISGUSTING, anything is cooler with stocks, except for handguns
hue
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW DISGUSTING, anything is cooler with stocks, except for handguns
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smartasshobo (07/20/2015) [-]
YEEEEEAAAH
She god damn it
Hueheueheueheuehue, grips are cool too. Gonna put one on my dick
She god damn it
Hueheueheueheuehue, grips are cool too. Gonna put one on my dick
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smartasshobo (07/21/2015) [-]
FOREVER
with a really long clit
I was going to go with a long penis joke, but it wouldn't work. DAMN IT
with a really long clit
I was going to go with a long penis joke, but it wouldn't work. DAMN IT
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smartasshobo (07/22/2015) [-]
MY DICK SHALL BE THE LAST ONE STANDING
damn it
ohohohohohoohhueheueheue
damn it
ohohohohohoohhueheueheue
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smartasshobo (07/23/2015) [-]
YEEEEAAZAA-- wait are you talking about penises?
What about pregnancy?
******* TRIGGER DISCIPLINE SAVIR GOD DAMN IT YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL LIKE THIS
What about pregnancy?
******* TRIGGER DISCIPLINE SAVIR GOD DAMN IT YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL LIKE THIS
#1555 to #1309
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
My wives: fufufu he takes after his father
And then his sisters get buttmad at him
Tim is the man we all once did strive to be
And then his sisters get buttmad at him
Tim is the man we all once did strive to be
#1557 to #1556
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smartasshobo (07/18/2015) [-]
Booty hunter
BEST FETISH. What's your fetish btw? What gets you going? What awakens your sleeping dragon?
Heueheuehushsue. A little off topic; one of the most poetic men I've ever seen is StamperTV
BEST FETISH. What's your fetish btw? What gets you going? What awakens your sleeping dragon?
Heueheuehushsue. A little off topic; one of the most poetic men I've ever seen is StamperTV
#1558 to #1557
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savirleo ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
The Art of War. I will win but never fight
I wouldn't call it a fetish, just an interest. Banging my older sister
genius.com/Lindemann-thats-my-heart-lyrics
I wouldn't call it a fetish, just an interest. Banging my older sister
genius.com/Lindemann-thats-my-heart-lyrics
#1559 to #1558
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smartasshobo (07/18/2015) [-]
Art of ****
but what if i told you, my interst in a girl pikes tho the max if she has a good ass? Btw wait whuutth
Heueueuheueueueuehrueu7erurusuueueueu
but what if i told you, my interst in a girl pikes tho the max if she has a good ass? Btw wait whuutth
Heueueuheueueueuehrueu7erurusuueueueu
#1561 to #1560
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smartasshobo (07/18/2015) [-]
Heuehueehueheueheue a generation off ass lovers
HEUEHEUEHUEEUEUEHUEEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEU. Well i understand your point, but i don't think I'd **** my sister UNLESS she was not related by blood, AND i haven't seen her most of my life OR she was the one attacking me
A gentleman among brutes
HEUEHEUEHUEEUEUEHUEEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEU. Well i understand your point, but i don't think I'd **** my sister UNLESS she was not related by blood, AND i haven't seen her most of my life OR she was the one attacking me
A gentleman among brutes
#1563 to #1562
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smartasshobo (07/18/2015) [-]
Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
I do bruh
Like an older neighbor?
Imagine his kids growing up totally normal and every one acts like the kid is not
I do bruh
Like an older neighbor?
Imagine his kids growing up totally normal and every one acts like the kid is not
#1565 to #1564
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smartasshobo (07/18/2015) [-]
Hueheeheueueueueheueheheuueheueheuehue hot military babes
YEEEEEEEEE she has experience
True that
YEEEEEEEEE she has experience
True that
#1566 to #1565
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savirleo ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
'Alright sir. What shall we do for this military excursion?'
'General! This just came in from the front lines. General?'
'...turn around for me'
'Okay?' *turns around*
'oh sweet jesus'
Dynasty has expanded
you still haven't posted proof
![Ylvis - I Will Never Be A Star (Bjarte Ylvisåker) [Official music video HD]](https://img.youtube.com/vi/7vRzJ87ZQzI/default.jpg)
This guy knows it
'General! This just came in from the front lines. General?'
'...turn around for me'
'Okay?' *turns around*
'oh sweet jesus'
Dynasty has expanded
you still haven't posted proof
This guy knows it
#1567 to #1566
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smartasshobo (07/18/2015) [-]
HEUHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEUEHEUEHE i can see that happening
K k, she's adopted, you can tell that because I'm white
THE ******* PEN TWIST
K k, she's adopted, you can tell that because I'm white
THE ******* PEN TWIST
#1569 to #1568
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smartasshobo (07/18/2015) [-]
Hueheueh7eheueheue
Ew but forbidden love tho. And also, after some time living together, she's just ew no to me
BUEHEU
Ew but forbidden love tho. And also, after some time living together, she's just ew no to me
BUEHEU
#1571 to #1570
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smartasshobo (07/19/2015) [-]
Of ******* course
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEADDD
ouch, that stings hard. Once i got shot right on the achilles tendon, couldn't use my left foot for a week
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEADDD
ouch, that stings hard. Once i got shot right on the achilles tendon, couldn't use my left foot for a week
#1575 to #1573
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smartasshobo (07/19/2015) [-]
Nope, girls only in every ******* branch. Even coast guard. MY DICK WON'T LAST BUT OH BOY IT'LL BE FUN DESTROYING IT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK
sheiit that's even more fun, with the muddy ground
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK
sheiit that's even more fun, with the muddy ground
ALL FEMALE MILITARY CONQUERS WORLD
GENERAL IS HOSPITALIZED
what if you woke up in her room?
did the Gears of War slide into cover thanks to the mud. Got hit shortly after
www.tippmann.com/p/x7-phenom-m16-edition?pp=24
I need to save my money. But I also want a PS4 to game with my friends
GENERAL IS HOSPITALIZED
what if you woke up in her room?
did the Gears of War slide into cover thanks to the mud. Got hit shortly after
www.tippmann.com/p/x7-phenom-m16-edition?pp=24
I need to save my money. But I also want a PS4 to game with my friends
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
Hueheuheueheuehue
'Now drink my pee'
Hueheueheueueueueeueueu
'Now drink my pee'
Hueheueheueueueueeueueu
#1537 to #1536
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
Mine will have pretty good shots
I don't, butthat little sister made me like this
UNBEATABLE
I don't, butthat little sister made me like this
UNBEATABLE
#1539 to #1538
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
And then he both have one male son and the rest are overly incestuous daughters with brother complex. THIS WOULD HAPPEN
hueheueheueheue
Not even WWE acting contract will take her down
hueheueheueheue
Not even WWE acting contract will take her down
#1540 to #1539
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savirleo ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
"Listen here son. You are living a dream that I have had many years ago. Do not let it go to waste. I must go now. Your mother is about to kill me because I forgot to feed the chickens"
'It's gonna taste bitter, I think. But I can give to you another way'
Most popular Diva, undefeated, and no one can ever copy her achievements. Not even a YOU'RE FIRED from Vince
'It's gonna taste bitter, I think. But I can give to you another way'
Most popular Diva, undefeated, and no one can ever copy her achievements. Not even a YOU'RE FIRED from Vince
#1541 to #1540
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
HUEHEUEHEUEHE GOD DAMNIT THE CHICKENS
yeeeeeeeee
Hueheueheu she'll be a legend
yeeeeeeeee
Hueheueheu she'll be a legend
#1543 to #1542
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
Heuehueheeu
I want sum pussy juice sis
Heuueueheuehdhueueheueh
I want sum pussy juice sis
Heuueueheuehdhueueheueh
#1545 to #1544
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
Hueheueheueheuehueheueheu chicken overlords
Damn it you're right. But i like the title tho
Heuheueheeueueueheuehue
Damn it you're right. But i like the title tho
Heuheueheeueueueheuehue
#1546 to #1545
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savirleo ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
'Why is your family afraid of chickens?
'Well you see, one day my grandpa forgot to feed the chickens. Grandma called him out. Next thing I hear screaming, banging, lots of noises. Grandpa was unconscious for several days*phone rings* hold on, it's my wife'
I SAID FEED THE ******* CHICKENS
'OH ***** *runs off stage, gets in car, drives home to feed the chickens*
'....uh, I guess that's the end of our interview'
Golden Shower-Lindemann
if you can't find it on youtube, here's the lyrics genius.com/Lindemann-golden-shower-lyrics
'Well you see, one day my grandpa forgot to feed the chickens. Grandma called him out. Next thing I hear screaming, banging, lots of noises. Grandpa was unconscious for several days*phone rings* hold on, it's my wife'
I SAID FEED THE ******* CHICKENS
'OH ***** *runs off stage, gets in car, drives home to feed the chickens*
'....uh, I guess that's the end of our interview'
Golden Shower-Lindemann
if you can't find it on youtube, here's the lyrics genius.com/Lindemann-golden-shower-lyrics
#1547 to #1546
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
he feeds them and his wife turns into a total sweet heart
Hueheuehue now that i know the band name and song name, i can find it no problemo
Hueheuehue now that i know the band name and song name, i can find it no problemo
#1551 to #1550
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
Mine won't, my son will try to bring down the chicken empire. KFC warrior
THE BEST
THE BEST
#1553 to #1552
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
The love for asses. IT'S IN THE BLOOD
hueheueheueheheueheuehe
hueheueheueheheueheuehe
#1514 to #1309
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
Ooh samurai babes
Heuehueheueheueheehueheuehe. Here lil sis, this is a penis
Hue, and i think a coue more are coming, besides his sister
Heuehueheueheueheehueheuehe. Here lil sis, this is a penis
Hue, and i think a coue more are coming, besides his sister
#1516 to #1515
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
**** YOU DON'T DO THIS TO ME NOW
god damn ithuheuehueheueueueueheue. 'Don't worry it's not pee'
Oh well, kinda; but she's still a tsundere
god damn ithuheuehueheueueueueheue. 'Don't worry it's not pee'
Oh well, kinda; but she's still a tsundere
#1518 to #1517
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
Daamn i want seven of those. Gib 7
'Geez onii-chan, your peepee is too big'
Hueheueheueheuehueheheue. Oh and look foward to some advances in Maina's route. Nothing major, but it's something fun
'Geez onii-chan, your peepee is too big'
Hueheueheueheuehueheheue. Oh and look foward to some advances in Maina's route. Nothing major, but it's something fun
#1522 to #1521
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
Don't you worry bruh, got that covered
Heueheuehueheueheueueheueueuueheueheueheueheueheueuueehue
WILL MAINA WIN THE MATCH?? 1, 2...........thre-- OH MY GOD OUT OF NOWHERE!!! (john cena throws maina out of the ring) THE CHAMP IS HERE!!
Heueheuehueheueheueueheueueuueheueheueheueheueheueuueehue
WILL MAINA WIN THE MATCH?? 1, 2...........thre-- OH MY GOD OUT OF NOWHERE!!! (john cena throws maina out of the ring) THE CHAMP IS HERE!!
#1524 to #1523
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
Got some officers to keep them down. AND I GOT HANDS BABAYYYYYY
HUE
THE CHAMP IS DOWN, WILL MAINA GO FOR THE PIN??-- OOOOH ANOTHER HIT ON THE CHEST (and she's just trying to apologize while comboing)
HUE
THE CHAMP IS DOWN, WILL MAINA GO FOR THE PIN??-- OOOOH ANOTHER HIT ON THE CHEST (and she's just trying to apologize while comboing)
#1526 to #1525
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaahhh. And how do you expect to survive ninjas and samurai?
HUExinfinity
AND CENA IS ABOUT TO LIFT UUPP--- AND MAINA BITES HER TONGUE, IT'S OVER. THE CHAMP IS DOWN FOR GOOOD. THERE IS NOT CHANCE FOR HIM UNLESS-- OUT OF NOWHERE KYOUSUKE JUST LIFTS UP MAINA FROM THE BACK WITH NO FEAR ON HIS EYES
HUExinfinity
AND CENA IS ABOUT TO LIFT UUPP--- AND MAINA BITES HER TONGUE, IT'S OVER. THE CHAMP IS DOWN FOR GOOOD. THERE IS NOT CHANCE FOR HIM UNLESS-- OUT OF NOWHERE KYOUSUKE JUST LIFTS UP MAINA FROM THE BACK WITH NO FEAR ON HIS EYES
#1528 to #1527
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
Dick will become dust
And she's a total virgin hueheue
'Maina, you have to be more careful'.OH MY GOOOOOOOODD WHAT A POWERFUL MOVE
And she's a total virgin hueheue
'Maina, you have to be more careful'.OH MY GOOOOOOOODD WHAT A POWERFUL MOVE
#1529 to #1528
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savirleo ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
nothing will get done. unless I rewarded them with my dick rather than just **** them every night
Then I guess we can teach each other
KYOUSUKE IS OUT OF THE RIGHT!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!! MAINA IS THE FIRST DIVA TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!! AND SHE DID IT BEING THE FIRST IN THE RING!!!
Then I guess we can teach each other
KYOUSUKE IS OUT OF THE RIGHT!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!! MAINA IS THE FIRST DIVA TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!! AND SHE DID IT BEING THE FIRST IN THE RING!!!
#1530 to #1529
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
Hue well that's a plan, ninjas won't like it tho
Hueheueuueheueue
and Cena's like: 'whu- what just happened???'
Hueheueuueheueue
and Cena's like: 'whu- what just happened???'
#1531 to #1530
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savirleo ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
they can spy on people that come in. Make sure no one tries to break in. Basically, ninjas guard at night, samurai in the day
someone is gonna try to break in, make it to my room, and just see me banging all the samurai that are being rewarded for that day, before getting taken out by a ninja, who then gets to join
'You ready sis? Just stick it in between your breasts. Yea, just like that. Now press them together and move them up and down'
Cena loses his title to Maina
someone is gonna try to break in, make it to my room, and just see me banging all the samurai that are being rewarded for that day, before getting taken out by a ninja, who then gets to join
'You ready sis? Just stick it in between your breasts. Yea, just like that. Now press them together and move them up and down'
Cena loses his title to Maina
#1532 to #1531
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smartasshobo (07/17/2015) [-]
Hue what a ***********
'Yes, now lick it'
and just when ryousuke and maina are leaving, John Cena stops them and prostrates while asking maina to be his master
'Yes, now lick it'
and just when ryousuke and maina are leaving, John Cena stops them and prostrates while asking maina to be his master
#1494 to #1309
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
Heuheueheueheheu I CAN'T WAKE UP
i think i saw a manger or doujinshi about this teacher dude in a school filled with kemomimi chicks and boyos. And then he had to take care of the girls in heat without ******* them, even though they would grind on his face. He ended up ******* a female teacher.
You can build a relationship with an old car mechanic. Or maybe join a place for that, become a rookie mechanic. There's schools for that i think
i think i saw a manger or doujinshi about this teacher dude in a school filled with kemomimi chicks and boyos. And then he had to take care of the girls in heat without ******* them, even though they would grind on his face. He ended up ******* a female teacher.
You can build a relationship with an old car mechanic. Or maybe join a place for that, become a rookie mechanic. There's schools for that i think
#1498 to #1497
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
That was super fun mane
Gonna do it
Well it'll be fun, and you will have a lot of you-time, listening to music, eating a sandwich, stick engine oil in your ass, building **** . FUN FOR DAYS
Renko best homicidal waifu. And oh boy oh boyo, **** is going to hit a 747 Boeing turbine in the second volume. **** is going to reach the pentagon from UK
Gonna do it
Well it'll be fun, and you will have a lot of you-time, listening to music, eating a sandwich, stick engine oil in your ass, building **** . FUN FOR DAYS
Renko best homicidal waifu. And oh boy oh boyo, **** is going to hit a 747 Boeing turbine in the second volume. **** is going to reach the pentagon from UK
#1500 to #1499
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
i wanna go to japan now, I'm about 178cm tall, average i think because i dunno how that translates into freedom feet, so i can't act like a behemoth screaming in a dress. BUT I WANNA DO THAT
THIS IS MY ONE PIECE ( ******* hate one piece btw)
WHAT IS A CHARGE PIPE?????? I CAN'T FIND IT ON WIKIHOW
and man his balls are going to reach a deeper color spectrum than blue
THIS IS MY ONE PIECE ( ******* hate one piece btw)
WHAT IS A CHARGE PIPE?????? I CAN'T FIND IT ON WIKIHOW
and man his balls are going to reach a deeper color spectrum than blue
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savirleo ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
that's about 5ft 8in. I'm 5ft 6in, or about 170cm. average height for japan is around 171cm
I used to watch it back in the day
We actually had a lady come in for blinker fluid. her husband sent her
Of course it's gonna be blue as hell. Aira keeps cockblocking him to keep him for herself. Maina can accidentally kill you just from tripping. And Renko is a beauty. Gonna easily get hard from her. But then get interrupted by someone like Kurumiya or Aira
I used to watch it back in the day
We actually had a lady come in for blinker fluid. her husband sent her
Of course it's gonna be blue as hell. Aira keeps cockblocking him to keep him for herself. Maina can accidentally kill you just from tripping. And Renko is a beauty. Gonna easily get hard from her. But then get interrupted by someone like Kurumiya or Aira
#1502 to #1501
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
We can do this boy, HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS ARE SHORT
it's too long for me. Btw can't find that **** . Fakku gives me 404 for kemonomimi plus google kept giving me pages of this weird **** . Can you try searching a bit too?
Huehueheu what happened then?
But if gets it going with renko he's pepsi max. But i hope she changes that linking every emotion to killing **** she has. Her gas mask self is the comic relief, but she won't be happy the way things are
it's too long for me. Btw can't find that **** . Fakku gives me 404 for kemonomimi plus google kept giving me pages of this weird **** . Can you try searching a bit too?
Huehueheu what happened then?
But if gets it going with renko he's pepsi max. But i hope she changes that linking every emotion to killing **** she has. Her gas mask self is the comic relief, but she won't be happy the way things are
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savirleo ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
'Excuse me sir, I'm with the police. What are you doing outside the school?'
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didn't take long
me and a coworker gave her a funny look. She then realized it's not real
It's gonna happen. After some kind of big fight, Renko is his woman. And maybe a few other girls as well
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didn't take long
me and a coworker gave her a funny look. She then realized it's not real
It's gonna happen. After some kind of big fight, Renko is his woman. And maybe a few other girls as well
#1504 to #1503
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
(In deep and raspy voice) 'kyaaah i got lost, help me pleaase'
Damn it how do you do it
Bueheueheue
I just don't want anything bad to happen to them. And volume two pushes me to the limit more than it should
Damn it how do you do it
Bueheueheue
I just don't want anything bad to happen to them. And volume two pushes me to the limit more than it should
#1505 to #1504
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savirleo ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
'......I'm gonna need backup. Here, hold this.*hands over a bottle of Jack Daniels* and this *hands over handgun**uses radio* 'I need backup. Officer down'*knocks self out*
use more than one site, and learn how their tags work
Told her not to ask for that at an auto store. They'll laugh
It's pretty ******* obvious. **** hits the fan, Renko is now an enemy, Kyousuke is gonna need help, fights Renko, then somehow happy ending
use more than one site, and learn how their tags work
Told her not to ask for that at an auto store. They'll laugh
It's pretty ******* obvious. **** hits the fan, Renko is now an enemy, Kyousuke is gonna need help, fights Renko, then somehow happy ending
#1506 to #1505
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
Hueheuehueheuehsheueheueheueu 'well, this is not going well *chugs whiskey*'
E.hentai is one i will never learn how to use
Hueheuehueehueheueheueheueheueheuehheueheueheueheuheue
And then his sister shoots everyone. Well the part about renko going nuts and fivhting ryousuke is a staple, but i wanna see her pulling a harem plan out of Momo's ass and **** **** up
E.hentai is one i will never learn how to use
Hueheuehueehueheueheueheueheueheuehheueheueheueheuheue
And then his sister shoots everyone. Well the part about renko going nuts and fivhting ryousuke is a staple, but i wanna see her pulling a harem plan out of Momo's ass and **** **** up
#1508 to #1507
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
Heueheuheueheueheeuuehue
Sheeiiit
Well if she's not ******* twisted and tries to kill anyone near kyousuke, you're right
Sheeiiit
Well if she's not ******* twisted and tries to kill anyone near kyousuke, you're right
#1509 to #1508
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savirleo ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
'WE GOT OFFICERS DOWN!! 2 KILLED!! CALL IN THE MILITARY'
like I said, learn how the tag works, and it'll make things easier, like finding all that incestuous older sister hentai I'm into
well, she's gonna fire a few shots in the process, but eventually Renko wins, if it's not a harem end
like I said, learn how the tag works, and it'll make things easier, like finding all that incestuous older sister hentai I'm into
well, she's gonna fire a few shots in the process, but eventually Renko wins, if it's not a harem end
#1512 to #1511
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
Heuehueheueheuehueheueheuehdu and they just commit seppuku
What about imoutos?
Well i guess you can say he's murdering those pussies eeeeeehhhhh
What about imoutos?
Well i guess you can say he's murdering those pussies eeeeeehhhhh
What the **** is wrong with you. I'd stop them and try to convince them to join me. Pic related
They need to be taught sex ed by their onii-chan. Preferably through practice
Well, Aira has katanas under her fingernails. Renko is gonna be wearing a gas mask 24/7, unless that gets solved. Maina is gonna cause a massacre because she slipped in the market district. Plus whatever murderous girl that gets added. People are gonna want to stay away
They need to be taught sex ed by their onii-chan. Preferably through practice
Well, Aira has katanas under her fingernails. Renko is gonna be wearing a gas mask 24/7, unless that gets solved. Maina is gonna cause a massacre because she slipped in the market district. Plus whatever murderous girl that gets added. People are gonna want to stay away
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
ALL MY BEAUTY
ooh that means Cinnamon in english
Tonight is a long night babyyy
ooh that means Cinnamon in english
Tonight is a long night babyyy
#1476 to #1475
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
NOOOOOOO
yeah boyo i know why i would like her
Your path to the accidental CEO. WALK IT
yeah boyo i know why i would like her
Your path to the accidental CEO. WALK IT
#1482 to #1481
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
Wait whuuuuuut
YEAH BIG TITS HENTAI
IT'S SIMPLY THE BEST
YEAH BIG TITS HENTAI
IT'S SIMPLY THE BEST
#1484 to #1483
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
Ew
MY COCK IS PLEASED
but then you end up not really accepting it. You just act like: 'SIR, SIR! OUR SALES ARE DROPPING!'
'wait what, i uhh, yeah, do xxxxx (something out of topic and just plain stupid)'
''YES SIR'
Most profitable year ever
MY COCK IS PLEASED
but then you end up not really accepting it. You just act like: 'SIR, SIR! OUR SALES ARE DROPPING!'
'wait what, i uhh, yeah, do xxxxx (something out of topic and just plain stupid)'
''YES SIR'
Most profitable year ever
#1490 to #1489
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
WHITE MALES ARE OBLIDGED TO MAKE LOVE TO US BEAUTIFUL PLUS SIZED WOMEN
The fact that it does not have dirty stuff in it makes me happy
What if your life is a really long exosion?
Or do you mean you plan on doing some jihad?
The fact that it does not have dirty stuff in it makes me happy
What if your life is a really long exosion?
Or do you mean you plan on doing some jihad?
#1492 to #1491
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smartasshobo (07/16/2015) [-]
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
cute as **** yo
DO YOU WANT TO BE A TERRORIST? DON'T AVOID MY QUESTION, THIS IS SUSPICIOUS
cute as **** yo
DO YOU WANT TO BE A TERRORIST? DON'T AVOID MY QUESTION, THIS IS SUSPICIOUS
#1432 to #1309
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
ABUT MY MAYO INJECTOR. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MAYO INSIDE ME
huehueheueheueh and everything you do is by chance and panic, but somehow it works. 5 years later your company is the most important **** in the world and you're sit5ing in your office like "what the **** "
Ah that lil grill, that ain't her (95% sure, not 100 because you presented that possibility to me), his sister has one pony tail, and bigger boobs
huehueheueheueh and everything you do is by chance and panic, but somehow it works. 5 years later your company is the most important **** in the world and you're sit5ing in your office like "what the **** "
Ah that lil grill, that ain't her (95% sure, not 100 because you presented that possibility to me), his sister has one pony tail, and bigger boobs
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savirleo ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
no wonder you can't do ****
'WHAT THE **** DID I DO FOR THIS?!!!'
www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=File:PsyCome_V1_021.jpg
only side shot, so you can only see one ponytail. Also, it said she had twintails
www.baka-tsuki.org/project/images/5/52/PsyCome_V3_000b-1.jpg
the design on the bow is the same
'WHAT THE **** DID I DO FOR THIS?!!!'
www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=File:PsyCome_V1_021.jpg
only side shot, so you can only see one ponytail. Also, it said she had twintails
www.baka-tsuki.org/project/images/5/52/PsyCome_V3_000b-1.jpg
the design on the bow is the same
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
D-don't touch it
And you keep trying to make your employees hate you by go8ng out of your way and giving them work yourself and talking **** about the c9mpany, and they just think how great of a leader you are to lead them to a good life of work and finding stuff to improve in the conpany. You try running away from the office and everyone sees that as you say8ng people need to go out and interact with the people
DAMN IT you're right, hairstyle is the same too. **** WHY CAN'T SHE HOLD A GUN
And you keep trying to make your employees hate you by go8ng out of your way and giving them work yourself and talking **** about the c9mpany, and they just think how great of a leader you are to lead them to a good life of work and finding stuff to improve in the conpany. You try running away from the office and everyone sees that as you say8ng people need to go out and interact with the people
DAMN IT you're right, hairstyle is the same too. **** WHY CAN'T SHE HOLD A GUN
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savirleo ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
*cuts off power, removes power box* now you gotta exercise
'I'm going to the gun store. I want to learn how to use one'
*CEO APPROVES GUN USAGE*
'Guess I'll practice at the range'
*CEO PUSHES GUN SAFETY*
'....WHAT THE **** !'
a loli with a gun. that's dangerous. And the school only allows murderers, meaning she killed someone
'I'm going to the gun store. I want to learn how to use one'
*CEO APPROVES GUN USAGE*
'Guess I'll practice at the range'
*CEO PUSHES GUN SAFETY*
'....WHAT THE **** !'
a loli with a gun. that's dangerous. And the school only allows murderers, meaning she killed someone
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
NOOOO GIVE IT BAAACK
heueheueheueheueheueueu and evertime you try doing something bad, it works in your favor.
You go to sweden to act like a racist against *********** . You end up cleasing the country and gaining access to Swedish resources
DAMN IT DAMN IT. Dude you have no idea how deep in **** he is by volume 2, he can't do **** whitout getting almost killed. His sister is coming later too, sheiit
heueheueheueheueheueueu and evertime you try doing something bad, it works in your favor.
You go to sweden to act like a racist against *********** . You end up cleasing the country and gaining access to Swedish resources
DAMN IT DAMN IT. Dude you have no idea how deep in **** he is by volume 2, he can't do **** whitout getting almost killed. His sister is coming later too, sheiit
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
WAAAAAAHH *waddles on the treadmill*
And then you win the nobel prize with no intention of doing so, and when you say that you don't deserve it, people get emotional and cry because you are too noble
Oooh boy you ARE right, others will go at him out of jealousy, others because they have the hots for him, others to eat him
And then you win the nobel prize with no intention of doing so, and when you say that you don't deserve it, people get emotional and cry because you are too noble
Oooh boy you ARE right, others will go at him out of jealousy, others because they have the hots for him, others to eat him
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
Yaayayayayay, I'm goinf to eat some celebration cake!
Hueheuehue and you when an interviewer asks you about your company, you have no way of answering him, because you have little idea of what exactly what you make, only the general idea, and the interviewer is amazed by your boldness because you don't want to expose the secrests of your successful empire. And you're helpless
Renko would get there first, aaand last, given that kyousuke doesn't take action and changes some ****
Hueheuehue and you when an interviewer asks you about your company, you have no way of answering him, because you have little idea of what exactly what you make, only the general idea, and the interviewer is amazed by your boldness because you don't want to expose the secrests of your successful empire. And you're helpless
Renko would get there first, aaand last, given that kyousuke doesn't take action and changes some ****
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savirleo ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
all the unhealthy food got dumped out
'I gotta be honest here. I have no idea what I'm doing. Hell, I don't even f*beep*ing know how I got to CEO! I won a nobel prize, made an empire of a store I worked at, made guns safer and popular, and cleansed a country. WHAT THE F*beep*K AM I DOING?!!'
I still don't know names, and I'm currently in TERA
'I gotta be honest here. I have no idea what I'm doing. Hell, I don't even f*beep*ing know how I got to CEO! I won a nobel prize, made an empire of a store I worked at, made guns safer and popular, and cleansed a country. WHAT THE F*beep*K AM I DOING?!!'
I still don't know names, and I'm currently in TERA
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOO
'Ohohohoho sir you are medicine to a cold heart' and that's how your career as a comedian kickstarted
Damn it. But that's gud, because you're in for a fun ride
'Ohohohoho sir you are medicine to a cold heart' and that's how your career as a comedian kickstarted
Damn it. But that's gud, because you're in for a fun ride
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
NOOOO
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH DRAGON BITCHES ALL AROUND
oooh boy ooh boy
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH DRAGON BITCHES ALL AROUND
oooh boy ooh boy
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't you cock tease me
Those are some long chapters right, jeez.
Don't you cock tease me
Those are some long chapters right, jeez.
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
WHYYYYYY
ohhh ohoho i k ow those two
Wash that crack good boy
ohhh ohoho i k ow those two
Wash that crack good boy
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
HOMOPHOOOOOBIIIIIC
YEA YOU SHIITO HEADO, **** U
MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
well, if he had his limiters off and his true equipment, done in a sec
YEA YOU SHIITO HEADO, **** U
MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
well, if he had his limiters off and his true equipment, done in a sec
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
WHO WOULDN'T
heuehueheueheueueheueheueheuheueheueheueueheu
damn it
HUE
heuehueheueheueueheueheueheuheueheueheueueheu
damn it
HUE
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savirleo ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
YOU ******* HOMOPHOBE
so many polish where I work. I gotta have something to say that they won't understand
and Schnee would probably get depressed at the fact you chose a child over her
bato.to/read/_/238986/chichi-ga-loli-na-mono-de_v2_ch11_by_burning-love-scans/14
took me awhile to find this page again
so many polish where I work. I gotta have something to say that they won't understand
and Schnee would probably get depressed at the fact you chose a child over her
bato.to/read/_/238986/chichi-ga-loli-na-mono-de_v2_ch11_by_burning-love-scans/14
took me awhile to find this page again
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOO
Dress up as a nazi
Damn it. DAMN IT WHY IS SHE NOT A LOLI
Dress up as a nazi
Damn it. DAMN IT WHY IS SHE NOT A LOLI
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
BUT IM A BEAUTIFUL GODESS, I HAVE NO PRIVILEGE
or promoted
Whut, i might just read it
or promoted
Whut, i might just read it
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savirleo ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
YOU HAVE ******** PRIVILEGES! THE ONES THAT DO NOTHING BUT BRING SHAME
it's a retail store. i'm getting fired
it's weird. Guy's dad returns, but turned into a girl because of an experiment. Guy is a lolicon. So there are times he has to stop himself. He also has a younger brother. I think he was a trap, and because of it, didn't react
it's a retail store. i'm getting fired
it's weird. Guy's dad returns, but turned into a girl because of an experiment. Guy is a lolicon. So there are times he has to stop himself. He also has a younger brother. I think he was a trap, and because of it, didn't react
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
B-but
DAMN IT, THE PERFECT JOKE AGAINST THE POLISH.earn your boss's inner heart by using holocaust jokes.
Whuutt. Oh and btw I'm reading one of the best novels i have ever laid my eyes upon. I'll show you one picture of it without any context and i won't explain anything to you. You'll read if you want to
DAMN IT, THE PERFECT JOKE AGAINST THE POLISH.earn your boss's inner heart by using holocaust jokes.
Whuutt. Oh and btw I'm reading one of the best novels i have ever laid my eyes upon. I'll show you one picture of it without any context and i won't explain anything to you. You'll read if you want to
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savirleo ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Has your family ever said they're proud of you?
All the cool managers are gone. The one that hired me switched stores after stepping down, then got fired. He's the only person to tell me that he was proud of me. In person
Clearly she's a well known person, and is wearing the mask to hide her face from people that might recognize her
All the cool managers are gone. The one that hired me switched stores after stepping down, then got fired. He's the only person to tell me that he was proud of me. In person
Clearly she's a well known person, and is wearing the mask to hide her face from people that might recognize her
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
N-no, but
DON'T MAKE ME FEEL YOU ****
a-ah y-yes you could say she's well known, everyone there kinda is for one specific reason, i wouldn't say she's the most famous there. You wanna hear the reason, or a link to the novel? GUD READ TBH
DON'T MAKE ME FEEL YOU ****
a-ah y-yes you could say she's well known, everyone there kinda is for one specific reason, i wouldn't say she's the most famous there. You wanna hear the reason, or a link to the novel? GUD READ TBH
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savirleo ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
they love you, but they're disappointed in you
people are being fired left and right. In fact, I wasn't scheduled for a whole week for some reason. I was supposed to come in today, which is my day off. Told the general manager though, and hopefully it got fixed
give me both, for I want to see what's under that mask
people are being fired left and right. In fact, I wasn't scheduled for a whole week for some reason. I was supposed to come in today, which is my day off. Told the general manager though, and hopefully it got fixed
give me both, for I want to see what's under that mask
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
WAAAAAAAAHHH MOMMY DADDY
Jeebus this **** better get fixed
Ok, everyone in that school is a convicted ******* murderer, ranging from accidental killers to homicidal psychos. And behind that gas mask is only the CUTEST **** EVER MAN
www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Psycho_Love_Comedy
Jeebus this **** better get fixed
Ok, everyone in that school is a convicted ******* murderer, ranging from accidental killers to homicidal psychos. And behind that gas mask is only the CUTEST **** EVER MAN
www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Psycho_Love_Comedy
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
O-ok he-here i go. OOWW MY LEG
DUN MAKE ME FEEL
and everything else about her. Have you seen her face yet?
DUN MAKE ME FEEL
and everything else about her. Have you seen her face yet?
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savirleo ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
You haven't even left the chair
He found a better job. I'm ****** . This means I'm slowly going up in rank. They're already asking me how things are going, when I'm just a footsoldier
So sadistic, and cute
Just started reading. Finished the prologue. Also saw the images. Does his sister kill someone just to be with him? I think it's his sister, since they look similar
He found a better job. I'm ****** . This means I'm slowly going up in rank. They're already asking me how things are going, when I'm just a footsoldier
So sadistic, and cute
Just started reading. Finished the prologue. Also saw the images. Does his sister kill someone just to be with him? I think it's his sister, since they look similar
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smartasshobo (07/15/2015) [-]
I DON'T WANNAAAAA
heuheuehe by next month you're CEO
CUTE AS **** . Well I'm on the second volume now, but nothing obvious happened with his sister, but she DID seem like she was 9nto something by the end of the first volume. Hope she doesn't turn into a crazy bitch
heuheuehe by next month you're CEO
CUTE AS **** . Well I'm on the second volume now, but nothing obvious happened with his sister, but she DID seem like she was 9nto something by the end of the first volume. Hope she doesn't turn into a crazy bitch
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
AND HUGE PECS
NAMING PRIVILEGEEEEEESS
'What's up with that bubba guy?'
NAMING PRIVILEGEEEEEESS
'What's up with that bubba guy?'
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
And you wouldn't be able to walk properly because all your weight is on your pecs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
'Daamn
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
'Daamn
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
you became a green gorilla
SAVE MEE TUMBLR
'i think I'm going to talk with him' h-hey billy
SAVE MEE TUMBLR
'i think I'm going to talk with him' h-hey billy
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
And his feet keep flailing around hueheueheue
NOOOOOOOO
BUT IM MAX LVL
NOOOOOOOO
BUT IM MAX LVL
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
He becomes your ally when you defeat him
MY LEEEG
sheeiit
If i can't get it on with all of them, princess is my go. I haven't gotten to the part where his follower npc chick shows up get, so I'm almost certain princess. Go hard or go home
MY LEEEG
sheeiit
If i can't get it on with all of them, princess is my go. I haven't gotten to the part where his follower npc chick shows up get, so I'm almost certain princess. Go hard or go home
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savirleo ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
good luck with that
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT YOUR ******* SCOOTER
gotta hax to beat the quest, and that's also how haxxers are found
You got Schnee, the ninja maid
Tiara, the clerk
Rionne the (I guess tomboy?)princess
the twins at the guild
the twins' boss
and Yuzuha, I think was the fox's name. Just gotta let her grow
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT YOUR ******* SCOOTER
gotta hax to beat the quest, and that's also how haxxers are found
You got Schnee, the ninja maid
Tiara, the clerk
Rionne the (I guess tomboy?)princess
the twins at the guild
the twins' boss
and Yuzuha, I think was the fox's name. Just gotta let her grow
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
That's his trick captain, he's angry all the time
IT HUUUUURRTSS
yea boyyo in portuguese it's eh too
Hm, tiara is easy, and the R is a shard one, a quick tongue flick on the mouth like an L.
Yuzuha is obvious
Can't remember anyone else tho
IT HUUUUURRTSS
yea boyyo in portuguese it's eh too
Hm, tiara is easy, and the R is a shard one, a quick tongue flick on the mouth like an L.
Yuzuha is obvious
Can't remember anyone else tho
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savirleo ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
that's why people ask if he has roid rage
BECAUSE YOU DON'T USE IT
is it? I don't know portuguese
no R, just L. R doesn't exist in japanese. Which is why Sora is prounounced Sola
level her up to at least 600, should have a teenage appearance by then, and teach her sex ed, the practical way. Or go to a higher level first
I forget the names of the guild girls
BECAUSE YOU DON'T USE IT
is it? I don't know portuguese
no R, just L. R doesn't exist in japanese. Which is why Sora is prounounced Sola
level her up to at least 600, should have a teenage appearance by then, and teach her sex ed, the practical way. Or go to a higher level first
I forget the names of the guild girls
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
Hueheuehu
I NEVER HAD TO
hm it's a lot like spanish, and a little of english. Like 1%. But it's not freaky fast like spanish
Ooh oh sora, you know that quick flick, thats our R
YEA BOYYO GRINDING LEVELS TODAY, GRINDING ON THAT PUSSY TOMORROW
they look almost the same anyway
I NEVER HAD TO
hm it's a lot like spanish, and a little of english. Like 1%. But it's not freaky fast like spanish
Ooh oh sora, you know that quick flick, thats our R
YEA BOYYO GRINDING LEVELS TODAY, GRINDING ON THAT PUSSY TOMORROW
they look almost the same anyway
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savirleo ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
NOW YOU DO
from what I've heard, if you want to learn Portuguese, but already know spanish, forget spanish completely. Nothing is the same
how dare you be different
fight several dungeon bosses. It took a lvl 800+ undead to go up about 200 levels
one has a ponytail, the other lets it down. their boss has glasses
from what I've heard, if you want to learn Portuguese, but already know spanish, forget spanish completely. Nothing is the same
how dare you be different
fight several dungeon bosses. It took a lvl 800+ undead to go up about 200 levels
one has a ponytail, the other lets it down. their boss has glasses
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
SHEEEIITT
true that, but spanish still helps a little. Even though it might confuse the student given the languages similarities, it is still something
YEA BOYO
jesus one boss for 200 levels?
HOT BITCHES EVERYWHERE
true that, but spanish still helps a little. Even though it might confuse the student given the languages similarities, it is still something
YEA BOYO
jesus one boss for 200 levels?
HOT BITCHES EVERYWHERE
NOW DUMP THAT ******* SCOOTER
I'd rather learn an important language, like Japanese
YOU READY FOR YOUR PADDLIN!?
yup. So you're in for a long fight to get her to your age range
one of the twins and the boss both agreed that they felt safe around him. As in, nothing bad will happen to them. The twins have already argued about who gets to help him
I'd rather learn an important language, like Japanese
YOU READY FOR YOUR PADDLIN!?
yup. So you're in for a long fight to get her to your age range
one of the twins and the boss both agreed that they felt safe around him. As in, nothing bad will happen to them. The twins have already argued about who gets to help him
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smartasshobo (07/13/2015) [-]
Well I'll have a good time until it gets old
DOES IT HAVE MEAT?
We use jizz on them. Heuehueheueheueu and the shots/slug/ball bearings/beads/dildo wouldn't travelthat far, and fast would not be their speed
DOES IT HAVE MEAT?
We use jizz on them. Heuehueheueheueu and the shots/slug/ball bearings/beads/dildo wouldn't travelthat far, and fast would not be their speed
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savirleo ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
I'd rather have a girl like Shnee Raizer. Give her enough alchohol, and she goes into your bed willingly because her love for you is that strong
Princess, I'm sure is gonna try to marry the guy, since she's looking for a strong husband. Basically, someone stronger than her, which is the guy. Schnee is gonna have competition against royalty
NO. IT HAS GREEN THINGS
HOLD ON SAYAKA!! I'M NOT ABOUT TO CUM YET
well, it'd be similar to using a slug made of acid on a person since we're using salt on ghosts
Princess, I'm sure is gonna try to marry the guy, since she's looking for a strong husband. Basically, someone stronger than her, which is the guy. Schnee is gonna have competition against royalty
NO. IT HAS GREEN THINGS
HOLD ON SAYAKA!! I'M NOT ABOUT TO CUM YET
well, it'd be similar to using a slug made of acid on a person since we're using salt on ghosts
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savirleo ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
Don't forget she's the strongest in the kingdom. Also, her sister, the 1st princess, is the strongest with magic
GOTTA BE HEALTHY OR ELSE YOU'RE A SHARK BUFFET
well, it's possible to make napalm rounds with shotgun shells. Acid rounds could be possible
to blend in more. Can't go around wearing high level gear when you're trying to blend in. It'd be like Iron Man trying to pass off as an ISIS terrorist
GOTTA BE HEALTHY OR ELSE YOU'RE A SHARK BUFFET
well, it's possible to make napalm rounds with shotgun shells. Acid rounds could be possible
to blend in more. Can't go around wearing high level gear when you're trying to blend in. It'd be like Iron Man trying to pass off as an ISIS terrorist
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
HOW IS THAT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE MAN
DO SHARKS ONLY COME TO PLUS SIZED WOMYN? WHAT ABOUT THOSE TOOTHPICKS YOU CALL HOT BABES
BUTT MAAAANN his high level gear looks so cool, and the lower level ones are stupid. Remember the spider web leather pants?
DO SHARKS ONLY COME TO PLUS SIZED WOMYN? WHAT ABOUT THOSE TOOTHPICKS YOU CALL HOT BABES
BUTT MAAAANN his high level gear looks so cool, and the lower level ones are stupid. Remember the spider web leather pants?
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savirleo ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
***** THEY LEVEL UP. THEIR STATS GO UP TOO. The fox he meets in the forest, she goes from lvl 200 to 400, and now looks like a 10 year old girl. Keep in mind her max level is 1000. Humans max out at 250, if I remember. She's almost at max level
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE? A SINGLE CHICKEN WING, OR A WHOLE ******* ROAST CHICKEN
they're upgraded, so his will outlast all of theirs. Personally, I'd run a cowboy look. Even better if I can get a revolver or lever action rifle too
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE? A SINGLE CHICKEN WING, OR A WHOLE ******* ROAST CHICKEN
they're upgraded, so his will outlast all of theirs. Personally, I'd run a cowboy look. Even better if I can get a revolver or lever action rifle too
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
BUT IT'S A (judging by age and looks) 160CM TALL BABE WEIGHTING AROUNG 60KG CARRYING A ******* GREATSWORD TWICE HER WEIGHT AT MINIMUM. Jesus **** this is borderlands level of leveling up. I bet shin is stronger than her at 1000.
DAMN IT
well of course that would look sweet, nice pic too. Coats make everyrhing look cooler. Except for real life situations that don't require coats, making you look cringy.
I LOVE LEVER ACTION RIFLES
DAMN IT
well of course that would look sweet, nice pic too. Coats make everyrhing look cooler. Except for real life situations that don't require coats, making you look cringy.
I LOVE LEVER ACTION RIFLES
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
What do you mean, does he keep getting stronger, is he going to fly and blow **** like a super saiyan now?
I GUESS
hueheueheuehueheueheueueheuehueehueheueheueheueheueheueheueue
YEA BABYYY. Not .22 for me tho. Hate that caliber
I GUESS
hueheueheuehueheueheueueheuehueehueheueheueheueheueheueheueue
YEA BABYYY. Not .22 for me tho. Hate that caliber
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savirleo ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
his stats have more than doubled. I think they're 10 times higher now. You don't see him looking like a ******* ogre
GOOD, CUZ WE'RE GOING TO THE SHARK INFESTED BEACH
I don't plan on shaving this year
it forces you to aim better, because anything besides a headshot means he's gonna shoot back
GOOD, CUZ WE'RE GOING TO THE SHARK INFESTED BEACH
I don't plan on shaving this year
it forces you to aim better, because anything besides a headshot means he's gonna shoot back
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
It'd be funny if he did tho
GOD DAMN IT KYLE
HEUEHEUEHEUUEHEUEUEUEUEHUEHEUEHEHEUEUEUEHUEHEUEHEUEHUEHEUEHEUHE
even so, sometimes .22 won't even kill in the head. Double tapping AND you have to aim for the wound so the bullet won't lose impact by having to pierce the forehead again
GOD DAMN IT KYLE
HEUEHEUEHEUUEHEUEUEUEUEHUEHEUEHEHEUEUEUEHUEHEUEHEUEHUEHEUEHEUHE
even so, sometimes .22 won't even kill in the head. Double tapping AND you have to aim for the wound so the bullet won't lose impact by having to pierce the forehead again
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
Ogres raping girls hentai. IT WORKS LIKE MAGIC
FUUUUUUUUUCCKK
don't shave anyway
True that, that would make someone a better shot
FUUUUUUUUUCCKK
don't shave anyway
True that, that would make someone a better shot
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savirleo ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
and then you find out the hard way that your dick is small for your new body size, leading to people laughing behind your back
HERE COMES THE GREAT WHITE
guess I'm going as a shrine maiden
'Is that guy raping a girl?'
'Hold on, I got this'
*bang*
'damnit, I missed'
'HOW THE **** DID YOU MISS?! YOU SHOT HIS GODDAMN BALLS OFF!!!"
HERE COMES THE GREAT WHITE
guess I'm going as a shrine maiden
'Is that guy raping a girl?'
'Hold on, I got this'
*bang*
'damnit, I missed'
'HOW THE **** DID YOU MISS?! YOU SHOT HIS GODDAMN BALLS OFF!!!"
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
At least it's not a cannon sized demon cock
RACIST SHARRRRKK NOOOO
'I aimed for his anus'
RACIST SHARRRRKK NOOOO
'I aimed for his anus'
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
Hueheueheuheueheheue and his head is small too
WHYYYYYYYYYY
'He likes it'
WHYYYYYYYYYY
'He likes it'
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smartasshobo (07/14/2015) [-]
And his hands are tiny too
BUT IT'S WHITE
'Better than ever'
BUT IT'S WHITE
'Better than ever'
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smartasshobo (07/10/2015) [-]
Well low expectations lead to nice surprises
'Come here boyy"
It was terminal diabetes sweet
'Come here boyy"
It was terminal diabetes sweet
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smartasshobo (07/11/2015) [-]
Yeah boii
'Too fat'
I saw that in a hentai manga. I'm sure of it
'Too fat'
I saw that in a hentai manga. I'm sure of it
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smartasshobo (07/12/2015) [-]
And those stupid steam clouds too
'FAT SHAMING'
oh baby that's the one
'FAT SHAMING'
oh baby that's the one
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savirleo ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Oh good lord don't get me started on the steam clouds
'Hey, you're the one ordering 7 large burgers, 13 large fries, 40 chicken nuggets, 10 apple pies, and a side salad with a gallon of diet coke
Remember the Ghost Whisperer? Where this new series will make you question what you can do with ghosts. the Ghost ****** . Only on the Discovery Channel
'Hey, you're the one ordering 7 large burgers, 13 large fries, 40 chicken nuggets, 10 apple pies, and a side salad with a gallon of diet coke
Remember the Ghost Whisperer? Where this new series will make you question what you can do with ghosts. the Ghost ****** . Only on the Discovery Channel
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smartasshobo (07/12/2015) [-]
Rhe onlt type of censoring i like is the anime stamps with funny faces
IT'S FUEL FOR MY BEAUTIFUL HEALTHY PKUS SIZED BODY
And then the show turns out to be a total fake ahit and it's only a dude going inside abandoned houses and humping the air
IT'S FUEL FOR MY BEAUTIFUL HEALTHY PKUS SIZED BODY
And then the show turns out to be a total fake ahit and it's only a dude going inside abandoned houses and humping the air
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smartasshobo (07/13/2015) [-]
The new one?
THE FACT THAT IM ALIVE IS PROOF THAT IM HEALTHY
hue and the camera man keeps shaking so the viewer can't really notice it
THE FACT THAT IM ALIVE IS PROOF THAT IM HEALTHY
hue and the camera man keeps shaking so the viewer can't really notice it
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smartasshobo (07/13/2015) [-]
Oh that one is too dank
THE ******* FAT SHAMING COMPANY IS AT FAULT
We should make this, like now. Btw sorry I'm not responding that fast, I'm running some errands
THE ******* FAT SHAMING COMPANY IS AT FAULT
We should make this, like now. Btw sorry I'm not responding that fast, I'm running some errands
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smartasshobo (07/13/2015) [-]
And her gestures mane
NOOOOOOOOOOO2
***** don't hog all of them for yourself you prick. Blonde is mine
NOOOOOOOOOOO2
***** don't hog all of them for yourself you prick. Blonde is mine
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smartasshobo (07/13/2015) [-]
On whut
LET ME EAT THEM FOR A SEC HERE
YEA BOYYYY. Btw a shotgun cartridge like that wouldn't work at all in real life
LET ME EAT THEM FOR A SEC HERE
YEA BOYYYY. Btw a shotgun cartridge like that wouldn't work at all in real life
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
You act like you don't like it
Well whatever is cheap is good in my book
Well whatever is cheap is good in my book
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
Hue yea, but somehow i kept forgetting he was a dude
Pablo is a good mechanic you silly
Pablo is a good mechanic you silly
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savirleo ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
That's how good of a trap he is. Means you've been charmed by him
That's if I wanted a lowrider, which I do
xmanshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Lowrider-Fest-2012_0152.jpg
That's if I wanted a lowrider, which I do
xmanshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Lowrider-Fest-2012_0152.jpg
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
DAMN IT I WANNA BELIEVE IT'S A CHICK
He makes good spaces to hide weapons too
He makes good spaces to hide weapons too
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
But i wanna see the face
Get some hydraulics, and bounce away
Get some hydraulics, and bounce away
![Soulfly - World Scum [OFFICIAL VIDEO]](https://img.youtube.com/vi/T_EPTbMPtdc/default.jpg)
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
Heuehuehdueheuehueheue and that anime, one of the stars this season
HUE and with an unconscious midget on the back seat
HUE and with an unconscious midget on the back seat
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savirleo ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
I've only seen Overlord, Gate, and Darkness S2
'Officer, my friend here has had too much to drink. I'm taking them home to sober up'
pretty sure a 240SX doesn't have a back seat. And if it did, I'd remove it since there's not much room anyway
maybe this instead
'Officer, my friend here has had too much to drink. I'm taking them home to sober up'
pretty sure a 240SX doesn't have a back seat. And if it did, I'd remove it since there's not much room anyway
maybe this instead
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
For darkness I'll wait for the uncensored tiddies, AND GATE MAN **** YEA MAN YOUHAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WAITED FOR THIS
I've seen one with the backseats in my town
ALLAHU AKBAR SIR
I've seen one with the backseats in my town
ALLAHU AKBAR SIR
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savirleo ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
I've been waiting too. I'm still waiting to see how they **** it up
not a whole lot of room though. It's probably about the same as my pickup, meaning you gotta sit sideways to get leg room
'Officer, I am not that kind of man. I simply enjoy the music'
*song changes*
not a whole lot of room though. It's probably about the same as my pickup, meaning you gotta sit sideways to get leg room
'Officer, I am not that kind of man. I simply enjoy the music'
*song changes*
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
Don't you say that **** here
I like sitting sideways in cars
I can't see that video for some reason. But you should also put some anime songs in there too so they get creeped out even more
I like sitting sideways in cars
I can't see that video for some reason. But you should also put some anime songs in there too so they get creeped out even more
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savirleo ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
you can thank Itsuka Tenma no Kuro Usagi for that. I loved the art, the manga, the novels. Then the anime came out. I was so hyped. It crushed all my expectations to the point it lowered the bar. So low, I now watch anime to be amused easily
with the center lift up thing in the way, and the other guy next to you. Worse if you have something with you or a 3rd person
Andrew WK-Get Ready to Die
with the center lift up thing in the way, and the other guy next to you. Worse if you have something with you or a 3rd person
Andrew WK-Get Ready to Die
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savirleo ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
It's the reason I no longer get hyped for anime
'Hey Bubba, you gotta sit on the hobo's lap'
At least it was a happy ending. It didn't feel right though in the anime. Felt more like it was supposed to be a goodbye. Even though the manga ended the same way, it felt right in there
'Hey Bubba, you gotta sit on the hobo's lap'
At least it was a happy ending. It didn't feel right though in the anime. Felt more like it was supposed to be a goodbye. Even though the manga ended the same way, it felt right in there
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smartasshobo (07/06/2015) [-]
'She'd make me approach the apocalypse with a can-do attitude' HEUEHEUHEUEHEUD
This is so me you have no idea. I often find myself stating at random asses in public, going as far as totell my friends to move away because they might block the view. I can't remember 90% of asses i see in a day
The nest way to look at an ass is to act as bold as possible. Staring at it like it's an work of art makes girls surprised at first instead of angry, some might even laugh. And no I've never got sex because i stared at an ass
This is so me you have no idea. I often find myself stating at random asses in public, going as far as totell my friends to move away because they might block the view. I can't remember 90% of asses i see in a day
The nest way to look at an ass is to act as bold as possible. Staring at it like it's an work of art makes girls surprised at first instead of angry, some might even laugh. And no I've never got sex because i stared at an ass
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smartasshobo (07/06/2015) [-]
OH BOY THE FRONT HEADLIGHTS AND THE BACK ONES TOO. Don't you tease me with that kind of porn.
I think it's a little worth it. Try searching some gearboxes
I think it's a little worth it. Try searching some gearboxes
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
Clean? Looks like they found ot from a wasteland. Don't like it red tho, so other than the color and the steam punk dildo, nice find
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savirleo ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/5109010959.html
best one I found. Almost an hour drive away, decent price. Stick shift
chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/5104503880.html
$4. Gotta be some kind of catch
chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/5020695696.html
Even if I did consider it for a project car, that's way too much rust
chicago.craigslist.org/nch/cto/5053763534.html
Still gotta buy an engine
chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cto/5061488542.html
$4k, don't like the green in it
chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cto/5058297422.html
$3k, but how do I steer?
southbend.craigslist.org/cto/5105582835.html
not bad, but I'd probably get pulled over for the exhaust thing he mentions
chicago.craigslist.org/nch/cto/5102646968.html
I need pics
chicago.craigslist.org/nch/cto/5102646968.html
probably the closest to me, but chassis is rusting through
best one I found. Almost an hour drive away, decent price. Stick shift
chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/5104503880.html
$4. Gotta be some kind of catch
chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/5020695696.html
Even if I did consider it for a project car, that's way too much rust
chicago.craigslist.org/nch/cto/5053763534.html
Still gotta buy an engine
chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cto/5061488542.html
$4k, don't like the green in it
chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cto/5058297422.html
$3k, but how do I steer?
southbend.craigslist.org/cto/5105582835.html
not bad, but I'd probably get pulled over for the exhaust thing he mentions
chicago.craigslist.org/nch/cto/5102646968.html
I need pics
chicago.craigslist.org/nch/cto/5102646968.html
probably the closest to me, but chassis is rusting through
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
I'd say go for the first one. Btw two last ones are the same
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savirleo ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
if only I had money
Didn't notice
chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cto/5088122397.html
that's the one with the rust
Didn't notice
chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cto/5088122397.html
that's the one with the rust
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
In brazil there's always one dude who starts a church for money for something regular. Last semester one guy was on national tv because he started a baptist curch to raise money so he could keep his whore house
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savirleo ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
but I ain't religious. if I was, it'd be very anti religious, while also following christian rules
"Be kind to your fellow humans. Take care of each other"
"What about church?"
"Why the **** would I need a church? Just take care of each other, be kind, and don't be a dick"
"Be kind to your fellow humans. Take care of each other"
"What about church?"
"Why the **** would I need a church? Just take care of each other, be kind, and don't be a dick"
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
And acts like it's the right thing to do and you're a cunt for not accepting
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smartasshobo (07/07/2015) [-]
Savir **** me in the ass this is what i tell anyone who asks me why I'm an atheist. That is so amazing dude
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smartasshobo (07/03/2015) [-]
Oh and i said about going to japan, hahaha i can't leave my room
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smartasshobo (07/03/2015) [-]
Huehuebeueheueuueheueheu and ask for prostitutes and then just try to talk to them
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smartasshobo (07/03/2015) [-]
Many of those are made from myself, as you can make them yourself too
It's an app called ditty
It's an app called ditty
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smartasshobo (07/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, it syincs what you type with the song's lyrics and tempo
Ayy yo girl i think you are really cute. You know when you ask for pizza and the delivery guy delivers you that pizza box, and you feel that warmth coming from the box? That's how i feel about you babygurl, warm and happy inside. Bte nice ass
DAMN IT NAGISA AND YOUR DANK TAPE. Btw haven't watched that **** . Too gay
Ayy yo girl i think you are really cute. You know when you ask for pizza and the delivery guy delivers you that pizza box, and you feel that warmth coming from the box? That's how i feel about you babygurl, warm and happy inside. Bte nice ass
DAMN IT NAGISA AND YOUR DANK TAPE. Btw haven't watched that **** . Too gay
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smartasshobo (07/02/2015) [-]
Ooh that's one i haven't seen. Better than SAO most probably
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savirleo ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
SAO was trapped in a game with death. This one is after. The very first chapter he frees everyone, where SAO took half a season. But like I said, he gets da grills. 3 receptionists(2 are twins) a clerk at the shop he owns(she didn't know) and a follower he had(she was looking for him for 500 years). From what I saw in the novels, he might also get 2 inn workers, and a princess. There's also a fox, but gender is undetermined. Woke up as a girl, turned into a boy right after
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savirleo ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
receptionists give you that office sex, although one of the twins also works at a restaurant, or maybe both. Still don't know the different of the two in the novels. One has a ponytail, that's all I know
Follower was made to with all your tastes in a girl, so she's everything you like
clerk is a beautiful elf girl that is the first you help, and is grateful that you removed her curse
Princess is looking for a man that is stronger than her. She's the strongest in the country. Her sister is as well, but she's with magic
Fox is whatever your dick wants, I guess. Want a girl? Enjoy her loli body. Want a boy? Fulfill the girls' imagination of 2 guys getting it on
Follower was made to with all your tastes in a girl, so she's everything you like
clerk is a beautiful elf girl that is the first you help, and is grateful that you removed her curse
Princess is looking for a man that is stronger than her. She's the strongest in the country. Her sister is as well, but she's with magic
Fox is whatever your dick wants, I guess. Want a girl? Enjoy her loli body. Want a boy? Fulfill the girls' imagination of 2 guys getting it on
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savirleo ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
you can also get that awesome 3-way with the twins
Your dick is gonna be hard as diamonds every time she sleeps in your bed
Give that elf girl a bonus. The porno way
Fight the 2nd princess, win and marry her. Repeat with the 1st princess, but watch out with her magic
Waking up next to a boy after a night of drinking. New doors have opened
Your dick is gonna be hard as diamonds every time she sleeps in your bed
Give that elf girl a bonus. The porno way
Fight the 2nd princess, win and marry her. Repeat with the 1st princess, but watch out with her magic
Waking up next to a boy after a night of drinking. New doors have opened
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savirleo ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
and he gets the girls. The novels are further along, but I don't know for how long. Manga is almost caught up with vol 2. Just that he needs to save the fox, meet one of his followers, and fight a giant boss. Which now that I think about, might be awhile
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smartasshobo (07/03/2015) [-]
No but, now that i realise, she didn't go much far at all with him. First night and all, she just missed him, not his dick
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savirleo ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Of course. I think she's the first follower he created too, and she remember everything from when it was still a game, and not a death trap. That same day was when they fought an undead dungeon boss. So even if they did do the deed, they'd be tired as hell. She was embarrassed when she was told to use his name, rather than call him master. He told her because he didn't want to be bothered by all the people learning that he's a living legend. She's also an amazing cook. lvl IX out of X. She'll be a great wife. Just don't piss her off
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savirleo ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
She's a ninja, that happens to wear what looks like a maid outfit. The long skirt one. So it's kinda hard to tell. Especially since the only image I've seen of her is the cover of vol 2
Another thing. When he saw her get embarrassed from saying his name, she was red to her ears and looked cute
'....That's some destructive power there'
'What?'
'Nothing'
Kinda like with that one receptionist when he said she looked cute, and the other girl agreed
Another thing. When he saw her get embarrassed from saying his name, she was red to her ears and looked cute
'....That's some destructive power there'
'What?'
'Nothing'
Kinda like with that one receptionist when he said she looked cute, and the other girl agreed
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smartasshobo (07/03/2015) [-]
We should go to japan and hit on every yirl possible. If a chick gets so ******* embarrassed (judging by the mangos and amine and some internet videos) we should be able to score some easily.
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Salami, she is kinky, dunno much about her tho, never seen the show
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smartasshobo (06/25/2015) [-]
That's what happens when you get out of funnyjunk for a while. I dunno if I'll try to get to tue top 10 again so soon
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smartasshobo (06/19/2015) [-]
Yea man I feel you, I actually got a 3ds recently, and I think I might get monster hunter 4, tight as **** yo. About PC, by july I'll have decided how I'm going to build it, SO GET HYPE. An dos lifts man, gonna get a body better than that white boi prometheus
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papafrank (06/20/2015) [-]
I only had Nintendo DS Lite, I only had Pokemon games on it, that's all I did on it, Pokemon 24/7.
Take ur time on the pc build mayn, there are some new graphic cards that are gonna be released n **** , so get the gud ones.
I have only been lifting for like 4-5 months, but I sure am trying to surpass anyone I know off, I'd like to train as a pro strongman but I don't have the right equipment, that **** is expensive ;-;
Take ur time on the pc build mayn, there are some new graphic cards that are gonna be released n **** , so get the gud ones.
I have only been lifting for like 4-5 months, but I sure am trying to surpass anyone I know off, I'd like to train as a pro strongman but I don't have the right equipment, that **** is expensive ;-;
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smartasshobo (06/21/2015) [-]
I have a red one bruh, pokemon mystery dungeon here
Nice advice, I'll make a list n ****
Try lifting tree stumps, might work and you'll look manly as dicks, can't get manlier than that
Nice advice, I'll make a list n ****
Try lifting tree stumps, might work and you'll look manly as dicks, can't get manlier than that
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smartasshobo (05/08/2015) [-]
you have no ******* idea of how much i wanna have sex with you right now
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smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Jesus **** it's better to wait so everyone who wants in pronounce themselves, so I can note it down
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smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
Oh sorry I went out for a bit
This harem thing is just a jome we do, we don't use it everytime, but whenever there's something related to couples, or love in general, we mention each other just to **** around, and whenever we see each others comments, we reply to it. So it's not a drag really
This harem thing is just a jome we do, we don't use it everytime, but whenever there's something related to couples, or love in general, we mention each other just to **** around, and whenever we see each others comments, we reply to it. So it's not a drag really
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katiamanagen (03/06/2015) [-]
idk anyone in this little circle but sure.
i respond to any summons anyways.
do we get matching T-shirts?
i respond to any summons anyways.
do we get matching T-shirts?
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smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
I was thinking about matching dragon dildos but your idea is better
Well I don't think anyone knows each other besides me, but it's a start of a friendship between the circle
Btw I think I should get ************ and include there, I'd be fun
Well I don't think anyone knows each other besides me, but it's a start of a friendship between the circle
Btw I think I should get ************ and include there, I'd be fun
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smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
I got a swampert one just for you bae
You wanna hear about this harem thing?
You wanna hear about this harem thing?
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smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
So, this is just something I'm planning now, but I've got a couple of people in already, I was thinking it would be nice to include you in this trope because it be fun
It's about me having the dream harem in FJ, no dating needed obviously. We just act like we're all in a relationship and respond to the other baes comments like it is so, but you're not obliged to do it, so it's not a drag at all.
I'm doing this so we can have a fun joke and get people closer because of it
It's about me having the dream harem in FJ, no dating needed obviously. We just act like we're all in a relationship and respond to the other baes comments like it is so, but you're not obliged to do it, so it's not a drag at all.
I'm doing this so we can have a fun joke and get people closer because of it
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smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
Well then I'm on a roll!
Actually, I think I want to make FJ a whoke ******* harem, not for "smartasshobo concubines" or whatever, just something we can joke about and get closer with
Actually, I think I want to make FJ a whoke ******* harem, not for "smartasshobo concubines" or whatever, just something we can joke about and get closer with
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smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
Me neither babe, but if we get enough people in this, and then we get the word around, ****** gonna be cash
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savirleo ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I, kusumi chiharu, when I grow up I will marry mommy.
A sentence written in a round, childish calligraphy.
“Erm… Mom. What the heck…? I don’t have any recollection of that.”
“Isn’t that natural? This is from before you entered kindergarten, Haru-kun… Specifically, I made you write this while I was teaching you the letters.”
“Why… Doing this?”
“Of course! I feared that this day would come.
Having my dearest son taken from me by a thieving cat[9] from who-knows-where… I absolutely won’t allow it!”
“Erm… Surely your joking? It’s scary that you even nonchalantly made the by then still a child me to put my fingerprint on it to make it look official.”
“Don’t you understand? The only one with the right to marry you is me, your own mother!”
Don't think chat will let me post this much
A sentence written in a round, childish calligraphy.
“Erm… Mom. What the heck…? I don’t have any recollection of that.”
“Isn’t that natural? This is from before you entered kindergarten, Haru-kun… Specifically, I made you write this while I was teaching you the letters.”
“Why… Doing this?”
“Of course! I feared that this day would come.
Having my dearest son taken from me by a thieving cat[9] from who-knows-where… I absolutely won’t allow it!”
“Erm… Surely your joking? It’s scary that you even nonchalantly made the by then still a child me to put my fingerprint on it to make it look official.”
“Don’t you understand? The only one with the right to marry you is me, your own mother!”
Don't think chat will let me post this much
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Pray to the great Allah that my bot meets his 72 virgin T-800s in heaven
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Dress up as a robot and proceed to kick some metal ass
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Don't worry about that, I'll get myself an inflatable version of me, and give it a controller
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
And the doll is the most obvious fake **** ever hueheueheeueueheueueuheueheu
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
LIVING THE HIGH LIFE
And when I try to switch with the doll, they don't get suspicious of me because the doll is inside the robot costume
And when I try to switch with the doll, they don't get suspicious of me because the doll is inside the robot costume
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
I then draw eyes on my eyelids, and to prove to them that I'm legit, I challenge the world champion. The fight is over in 5 seconds, as my doll falls over the robot, winning the fight
Any luck?
Any luck?
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Imagine the chick grabbing the doll's hips while violently shaking it. I CAN DO THAT
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Well it's a dildo made from my dick. If the doll is me, It discriminates ass
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Ok savjr Blue is a pure maiden. And I'm not a furry, so don't tempt me
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Ah that was just bad luck, they should hage thought about tipping over
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Smack that ****** in the front and hope it tips over before you die, or maybe lift it
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Hmm, more weight, that **** was bouncing around every time it hit something. That and and rings that make it go round when it tips over and hydraulics to push it back on it's feet
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
But you can let out sparks, and if gas IS allowed, ee can blow **** up
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smartasshobo (06/19/2015) [-]
Well skorpion is good for rushing, but I used to use the famas for that, as it didn't have such a high damage for it, but it did have a kinky ass fire rate, dunno about the noob part tho, since not as many people used that gun.
BUT MAN every one had a ******* suppressed spas-12 or ak-47, it was almost like a rule
BUT MAN every one had a ******* suppressed spas-12 or ak-47, it was almost like a rule
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smartasshobo (06/20/2015) [-]
Jesus **** I love the dragunov, only way to one shot with it was to headshot with it. Such a sexy gun
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savirleo ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Fun fact. I didn't know how to properly aim it. Didn't know exactly where the crosshair was when aiming down the site. I just somehow kept getting headshots. Friend was getting mad one match because he was getting hit markers with the L96A1, and I was just knocking helmets off
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smartasshobo (06/20/2015) [-]
The thing about hard one-hitters like snipers and tomahawks/throwing dildos is that you gotta line it up and then take the shot, without scanning, like someone would think it's better. Just bring the sights in and as soon as you think you've reached the target, you fire. And oh boy hit markers with the Cold Thunder L96 is ******* sad
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smartasshobo (06/21/2015) [-]
Oh man that sounds frustrating, oh boy we brazilians have a word for this, something close to cringe and frstration. **** that sounds painful to do
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smartasshobo (06/23/2015) [-]
Tried playing black ops 1 this morning, ******* ping is over 100
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL THE RAPTORS, GIT DAMN IT I CAME WHEN (i guess blue) TEAMED UP WITH REX
but holy **** I died a little each time a raptor died
but holy **** I died a little each time a raptor died
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
And when the trio decided to join starlord in the fight, my dick was so hard
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smartasshobo (06/26/2015) [-]
Well that and jerking of to the final fight. The whole time I was worrying about blue and rexy
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smartasshobo (06/19/2015) [-]
**** I thought I replied to you but I didn't sorry mane
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savirleo ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
well, something is off with my New Vegas game. Might be because of the Tale of Two Wastelands mod. It just threw things off after the Tranquility Lane quest
I think I'm gonna do Fallout 3 as a vanilla race, then change to the mod race later, when I finish the story
I think I'm gonna do Fallout 3 as a vanilla race, then change to the mod race later, when I finish the story
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smartasshobo (06/19/2015) [-]
I love those 2, and mods on fallout 3 are amazing, so are them in vegas.
Playing for fallout 4 hype?
Playing for fallout 4 hype?
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smartasshobo (06/19/2015) [-]
Do the weapons attract attention? As they are supressed, I'd think they'd be sneaky
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savirleo ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
not too sure. My sneak is high enough that I can get away with it, followers tend to charge in. And throwing knives are fun. Nothing like throwing a knife across a building, up 2 floors, and getting that headshot that causes his body to explode into nothing but bits
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smartasshobo (06/19/2015) [-]
How does the throwing knives work? Are they physical objects that you throw? Or they just fly a linear path at insane speeds?
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smartasshobo (06/19/2015) [-]
Throwing knives are also the only thing I like in CoD
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smartasshobo (06/19/2015) [-]
Favorite gun was Famas, followed whortly by the Commando and then ak-47
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeah baby
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
RIP in pieces broski
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
RIP in pieces broski
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savirleo ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
got a something to see if I'm straight?
Illyas. Season 1 special
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Kuro you saw in the kiss scene. This one is from a Zwei special
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***** in Valhalla, being served by Valkyries, and fighting other vikings after eating his fill
Illyas. Season 1 special
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Kuro you saw in the kiss scene. This one is from a Zwei special
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***** in Valhalla, being served by Valkyries, and fighting other vikings after eating his fill
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
i can only get you this far on a borrowed pc www.funnyjunk.com/Admin+gets+cucked/funny-pictures/5565690/22#22
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE can'tseeitnowtho
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE can'tseeitnowtho
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
whuttttttttttttttttttttttt
DON'T YOU TEMPT ME YOU FIEND
DON'T YOU TEMPT ME YOU FIEND
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
'oh it's just-- just her coming of age ceremony'
the second one? tanned girl has a charm, but iLiLliliya looks cuter
the second one? tanned girl has a charm, but iLiLliliya looks cuter
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savirleo ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
'You got coke filled potholes, cartels paying cops off openly, a weird ass coming of age ceremony. What else?!'
You like Kuro? Do what you want because technically she's not human. Illyas on the other hand, comes from a long line of powerful mages. Her mother would kill you. Maybe for Kuro too since she created her
You like Kuro? Do what you want because technically she's not human. Illyas on the other hand, comes from a long line of powerful mages. Her mother would kill you. Maybe for Kuro too since she created her
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
''soccer, and ass on national TV i guess''
do i get killed before or after sex?
do i get killed before or after sex?
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savirleo ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
'Naked soccer? Guess I can watch the womens league'
I'd go for both, and with Miyu
when the mom was talking to a maid while hiding behind a corner
'So are they sisters?'
'That's for them to decide'
'Which one is the older one?'
'.....that's for them to decide'
when Kuro and Illyas were having an argument. Can't remember why
I'd go for both, and with Miyu
when the mom was talking to a maid while hiding behind a corner
'So are they sisters?'
'That's for them to decide'
'Which one is the older one?'
'.....that's for them to decide'
when Kuro and Illyas were having an argument. Can't remember why
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savirleo ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Why'd they stop?
The chick that covers her mouth with the long hair. I'm pretty sure that's the mother
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mother and daughter. I just found out the mother is a homunculus. Meaning Illyas is half human. Mother was originally made to house the Holy Grail, similar to Kuro
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The chick that covers her mouth with the long hair. I'm pretty sure that's the mother
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mother and daughter. I just found out the mother is a homunculus. Meaning Illyas is half human. Mother was originally made to house the Holy Grail, similar to Kuro
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savirleo ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
and I found mods
www.nekomods.com/mods/kitsumimiproject
www.nekomods.com/mods/kitsumimiproject
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smartasshobo (06/08/2015) [-]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
huehueh ***** god
huehueh ***** god
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savirleo ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
so how you been?
I've finished watching this anime. The specials were amusing. I can't help but wonder what happened when the wand was picked up by that one crazy chick. It was set to a mode where anyone could temporarily become a magical girl, but they won't remember it. First girl used it to be more efficient at chores, 2nd one at being lazy, 3rd to become a hero that fights crime. Crazy girl wasn't shown
I've finished watching this anime. The specials were amusing. I can't help but wonder what happened when the wand was picked up by that one crazy chick. It was set to a mode where anyone could temporarily become a magical girl, but they won't remember it. First girl used it to be more efficient at chores, 2nd one at being lazy, 3rd to become a hero that fights crime. Crazy girl wasn't shown
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savirleo ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
jack off for that 1 week
the sexy one, and the one with the blank stare. It was fun watching them go from enemies to sister that kith. Sexy one needs magic to survive, blond one has to give it to her by a kiss. One of the maids saw that, and thought it was that thing where you transfer your cold to someone else to help get better
I strongly suspect it's gonna be **** like the last few games. With only body kits and no actual customization
the sexy one, and the one with the blank stare. It was fun watching them go from enemies to sister that kith. Sexy one needs magic to survive, blond one has to give it to her by a kiss. One of the maids saw that, and thought it was that thing where you transfer your cold to someone else to help get better
I strongly suspect it's gonna be **** like the last few games. With only body kits and no actual customization
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
>implying i'm not already
lesbo kiss? nice. lesbo anime? lesbo anime, not my thing
why
lesbo kiss? nice. lesbo anime? lesbo anime, not my thing
why
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savirleo ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
>implying I didn't know you're masturbating right now
Not lesbo anime. Lesbo magical anime. Fight scenes are really damn well done
**** , forgot vid
Last few NFS games haven't been that good. I miss the actual customization. I don't mind just body kits, but it takes away from the fun of building your own car
Not lesbo anime. Lesbo magical anime. Fight scenes are really damn well done
**** , forgot vid
Last few NFS games haven't been that good. I miss the actual customization. I don't mind just body kits, but it takes away from the fun of building your own car
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you know me
hm, i think that i'll watch it later for the fights, but i don't like lesbo anime that only exists for being lesbo
show meeeeeee
well my fav is still Most Wanted
hm, i think that i'll watch it later for the fights, but i don't like lesbo anime that only exists for being lesbo
show meeeeeee
well my fav is still Most Wanted
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savirleo ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
typing with one hand right now, I bet
the actual lesbo stuff isn't that much. Just one girl being gay for the other by being shy at times, like saying she'd be willing to kiss her if she wanted. But the blond one likes the guy
Most Wanted 2005 police chases were fun as hell. I want Underground 1 soundtrack, Underground 2 open world, Most Wanted police, Carbon canyon races, Shift cockpit view, Shift 2 graphics
the actual lesbo stuff isn't that much. Just one girl being gay for the other by being shy at times, like saying she'd be willing to kiss her if she wanted. But the blond one likes the guy
Most Wanted 2005 police chases were fun as hell. I want Underground 1 soundtrack, Underground 2 open world, Most Wanted police, Carbon canyon races, Shift cockpit view, Shift 2 graphics
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
changing hands mid sentences
who she likes?
oh man i remember getting thrilled when being chased by the popo. but i still love hot pursuit as much
who she likes?
oh man i remember getting thrilled when being chased by the popo. but i still love hot pursuit as much
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
don't want one one huge disproportionate arm
oh yeah, ginger guy
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh yeah, ginger guy
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
That happens?
heuheuehuehueheuheuehueheuheueuheueh old but gold
and then they release a secong NFS movie. i liked the movie
heuheuehuehueheuheuehueheuheueuheueh old but gold
and then they release a secong NFS movie. i liked the movie
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savirleo ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
well, it's gonna be jerked to the side your arm is, so it probably does. Don't quote me. I'm not a doctor
Some of the characters from Fate/Stay Night are in it. Tohsaka Rin and that one rich girl, that teacher, Bezerker, Dark Sabre, Rider, crazy lady
I haven't seen it. Looks to me like it's The Run turned into a movie
Some of the characters from Fate/Stay Night are in it. Tohsaka Rin and that one rich girl, that teacher, Bezerker, Dark Sabre, Rider, crazy lady
I haven't seen it. Looks to me like it's The Run turned into a movie
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smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
you with the other
DAMN IT ****
oh yeah i remember that part, it's becoming quite the viral thing too
DAMN IT ****
oh yeah i remember that part, it's becoming quite the viral thing too
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smartasshobo (06/02/2015) [-]
'OWWWIEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
hueheuheuehuehe
gotta love 'em. oh and here's a pretty dope manga You need to login to view this link
pretty new
hueheuheuehuehe
gotta love 'em. oh and here's a pretty dope manga You need to login to view this link
pretty new
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smartasshobo (06/02/2015) [-]
it's superbad
and then her carreer skyrockets
it's everything right actually
dis ****** doesn't let himself crossdress actually, he gon get all the pussy
and then her carreer skyrockets
it's everything right actually
dis ****** doesn't let himself crossdress actually, he gon get all the pussy
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smartasshobo (06/02/2015) [-]
how about 2
to NASA headquarters
whoa this took some turns
you'd know
to NASA headquarters
whoa this took some turns
you'd know
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savirleo ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
I thought you loved asses, not wanted to destroy them
floating around while giving an interview. Careful with the skirts
to think, official wife is the sibling of her husband's and mother's twins, making her kids their niece/nephew AND sibling at the same time
floating around while giving an interview. Careful with the skirts
to think, official wife is the sibling of her husband's and mother's twins, making her kids their niece/nephew AND sibling at the same time
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smartasshobo (06/02/2015) [-]
Believe it or not, getting pissed on like that help brazilian girls self-esteem'sssssssssssssss. ss
'AND WE ABOUT TO TEACH THEM HOW TO MAKE BABIES'
oh man you see it-- wait a minute something's not right
'AND WE ABOUT TO TEACH THEM HOW TO MAKE BABIES'
oh man you see it-- wait a minute something's not right
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smartasshobo (06/02/2015) [-]
anysports really
'OH YEAHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIII'
GIT DAMN IT JIMMY
'OH YEAHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIII'
GIT DAMN IT JIMMY
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smartasshobo (06/03/2015) [-]
POV?
hueheuheuheueheh
oh man imagine someone treating you like their private dick
gif unrelated
hueheuheuheueheh
oh man imagine someone treating you like their private dick
gif unrelated
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smartasshobo (05/29/2015) [-]
'and socks'
'wait what'
HAREMS ARE LOVE
damn 'become the master of infiltration' das cool
'wait what'
HAREMS ARE LOVE
damn 'become the master of infiltration' das cool
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smartasshobo (05/29/2015) [-]
'damn guacamole'
'well he is, gotta fix his dick'
a virgin one at that too, who acts all cute and flustered when approached
kinda like dishonored, but not as emo
'well he is, gotta fix his dick'
a virgin one at that too, who acts all cute and flustered when approached
kinda like dishonored, but not as emo
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savirleo ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
'having a little fat is already pushing it'
'But then how did you get him pregnant?'
comes off as knowing what she's doing as a ninja, doesn't know how to respond when her tits are accidentally groped
dishonored is no kill/few=good ending
lots of kill=bad ending
'But then how did you get him pregnant?'
comes off as knowing what she's doing as a ninja, doesn't know how to respond when her tits are accidentally groped
dishonored is no kill/few=good ending
lots of kill=bad ending
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smartasshobo (05/29/2015) [-]
'GAWD MOM'
'well only at the first 2 times'
well she'll end up wanting his D later anyway. also we need tsundere tomboy grill
imagine this grwon black man looking at you unfazed while you desperately shank him, and then tell you that while he pukes blood, still unfazed
'well only at the first 2 times'
well she'll end up wanting his D later anyway. also we need tsundere tomboy grill
imagine this grwon black man looking at you unfazed while you desperately shank him, and then tell you that while he pukes blood, still unfazed
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smartasshobo (05/29/2015) [-]
'BUT MOOOOOOOOOMMM'
'yeah, what about it?'
the dart chick?
scary indeed
'yeah, what about it?'
the dart chick?
scary indeed
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smartasshobo (05/30/2015) [-]
'but im a girl mooommmm'
'well i came inside him damn it!'
well dunno about her though
it's death for sure mane, don't piss of the nice folk who are kind to everything
'well i came inside him damn it!'
well dunno about her though
it's death for sure mane, don't piss of the nice folk who are kind to everything
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smartasshobo (05/31/2015) [-]
'a really long clitoris'
'no, inside his penis'
well but, her tits look big
hueheuheueh
'no, inside his penis'
well but, her tits look big
hueheuheueh
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smartasshobo (05/31/2015) [-]
'but mooooooooooooooooooom, tumblr says it's not'
'well i inserted my peepee inside his urethra, where he pees from'
oh yea, insane cock teasing
'well i inserted my peepee inside his urethra, where he pees from'
oh yea, insane cock teasing
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smartasshobo (05/31/2015) [-]
'wow you're such a mysoginistic bitch'
'because i came inside him for ****** sake!'
dunno if it's gonna be an easy one tho
'because i came inside him for ****** sake!'
dunno if it's gonna be an easy one tho
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savirleo ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
*beats you with a slipper* 'WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!'
' That doesn't explain how he got pregnant'
fight
get close
groping
embarrassment
retreat
repeat
maybe include a couple moments where they meet outside of fighting, where they learn a bit about each other, and get closer. Like that one vampire in In Bura! with the dog girl
' That doesn't explain how he got pregnant'
fight
get close
groping
embarrassment
retreat
repeat
maybe include a couple moments where they meet outside of fighting, where they learn a bit about each other, and get closer. Like that one vampire in In Bura! with the dog girl
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smartasshobo (05/31/2015) [-]
'BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCCCHHHH'
'of course it does, what are you blabbing about?'
oh yea, and save her ass from falling debris and make her fall for him while they're stuck in a storage room
'of course it does, what are you blabbing about?'
oh yea, and save her ass from falling debris and make her fall for him while they're stuck in a storage room
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'you meant our planet'
yyyyyyyyyyy
godamn plgue i should've known, yeyeyeyeyey
yyyyyyyyyyy
godamn plgue i should've known, yeyeyeyeyey
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savirleo ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
' ******* illegam aliens'
because you're a cis white male
Anyway, I went with “Imoya,” which is a kind of stupid play on the Japanese word for any kind of tuber / potato (-imo). Their word for what we consider a potato, Jagaimo, sounds like jibberish to me, almost as though they have a mouth full of potatoes when they say it. So I slapped what that sounds like to me on the end of “imo” and called it a name. Also it looks kind of latin, and I like to imagine her with a hot accent. My wisdom is deep and vast. **** yeah latino potato alien lady.
because you're a cis white male
Anyway, I went with “Imoya,” which is a kind of stupid play on the Japanese word for any kind of tuber / potato (-imo). Their word for what we consider a potato, Jagaimo, sounds like jibberish to me, almost as though they have a mouth full of potatoes when they say it. So I slapped what that sounds like to me on the end of “imo” and called it a name. Also it looks kind of latin, and I like to imagine her with a hot accent. My wisdom is deep and vast. **** yeah latino potato alien lady.
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'stealing our cows'
the cissest
HUEHEUHE LATINO POTATO ALIEN LADY
the cissest
HUEHEUHE LATINO POTATO ALIEN LADY
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'stealing our damn cheese'
damnit
well i guess she's the air-head type
damnit
well i guess she's the air-head type
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savirleo ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
'stealing our kids'
that's gotta be one very confusing marriage
You'd be too if you were on another planet you knew nothing about but can somehow procreate with
'This looks just like a guitar'
'....that's a car starter'
'.....how the **** do you start a car with this?!'
that's gotta be one very confusing marriage
You'd be too if you were on another planet you knew nothing about but can somehow procreate with
'This looks just like a guitar'
'....that's a car starter'
'.....how the **** do you start a car with this?!'
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'our healthcare'
hueheuehueh
well that makes her cute i guess
uheuheuheueh what about the mexican version?
hueheuehueh
well that makes her cute i guess
uheuheuheueh what about the mexican version?
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savirleo ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
'our presidente'
'This is my wife, and our kids'
'....wouldn't it be husband? And how nice of you to adopt'
'Nope, and they're not adopted. He gave birth to them'
*pours the rest of the beer to the ground and walks away*
I guess it does, but that applies to both. One comment says they see them as sisters
mexican version of what?
'This is my wife, and our kids'
'....wouldn't it be husband? And how nice of you to adopt'
'Nope, and they're not adopted. He gave birth to them'
*pours the rest of the beer to the ground and walks away*
I guess it does, but that applies to both. One comment says they see them as sisters
mexican version of what?
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'Mr. Rodriguez'
HUHUHEUEHUEH MORE
Well i can't see them as not sisters
ALLAHU AKBAR. the **** lesbian squeeky webm. i remember that douchebagchocolat uploaded it on youtube
HUHUHEUEHUEH MORE
Well i can't see them as not sisters
ALLAHU AKBAR. the **** lesbian squeeky webm. i remember that douchebagchocolat uploaded it on youtube
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'ahem, sooo ese, i feel like this country needs more chihuahuas, so every citizen home must have one as a pet'
HUEHUEH SHE GONNA DIE MAN, MORE
Super saiyan sister sex
yea, full of sombreros and ****
ZETTAI RYOUIKI, the nirvana between the tigh highs and the skirt. hat a sight to see
HUEHUEH SHE GONNA DIE MAN, MORE
Super saiyan sister sex
yea, full of sombreros and ****
ZETTAI RYOUIKI, the nirvana between the tigh highs and the skirt. hat a sight to see
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savirleo ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
'Chihuahuas now most popular pet'
'I didn't think I raised a faggot'
'Goddamnit dad, I know what a pussy feels like' *give very detailed description*
'....isn't he the only person you've ever been with?'
'Yea, why?'
forget hurting, your hips are gonna be broken
haven't seen it
Ah yes, the Absolute Territory
'I didn't think I raised a faggot'
'Goddamnit dad, I know what a pussy feels like' *give very detailed description*
'....isn't he the only person you've ever been with?'
'Yea, why?'
forget hurting, your hips are gonna be broken
haven't seen it
Ah yes, the Absolute Territory
#1070 to #1069
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'new age of tacos'
hueheuheuehuehuehueheuheuheueh
and then my dragob balls will glow
oh man it's worth the watch.
oh man i know that **** , huehuehueheuhe
hueheuheuehuehuehueheuheuheueh
and then my dragob balls will glow
oh man it's worth the watch.
oh man i know that **** , huehuehueheuhe
#1072 to #1071
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smartasshobo (05/28/2015) [-]
'i eat more than those at my grandma's'
get excited cuz it's gonna get weird
hueheuh
yeyeyeye, and huehueheuhe
get excited cuz it's gonna get weird
hueheuh
yeyeyeye, and huehueheuhe
#1073 to #1072
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savirleo ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
'being forced to eat at gunpoint isn't the same'
gonna have the media on your asses trying to figure out how it happened
bato.to/read/_/322742/ninkoi-karenbo-hichou_v1_ch1_by_renzokusei-scans/28
she went the whole day without realizing. From before school started to when she visited after school
I like it so far
gonna have the media on your asses trying to figure out how it happened
bato.to/read/_/322742/ninkoi-karenbo-hichou_v1_ch1_by_renzokusei-scans/28
she went the whole day without realizing. From before school started to when she visited after school
I like it so far
#1074 to #1073
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smartasshobo (05/28/2015) [-]
'it's better'
free money from oprah
oh i recognize the art
oh man i like it too
free money from oprah
oh i recognize the art
oh man i like it too
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savirleo ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
'don't let grandma find out your parents didn't feed you'
to explain it
he also did In Bura
bato.to/comic/_/comics/in-bura-r5463
kinda surprised they didn't work with the guys that did Styx. It has a goblin as the main character
to explain it
he also did In Bura
bato.to/comic/_/comics/in-bura-r5463
kinda surprised they didn't work with the guys that did Styx. It has a goblin as the main character
#1076 to #1075
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smartasshobo (05/28/2015) [-]
'u gon get fat'
well it's the price
ah yes vampire harem extreme cock tease
not enough exposition i guess
well it's the price
ah yes vampire harem extreme cock tease
not enough exposition i guess
'and have a pocket full of money
'I ****** him after a fairy turned him into a girl. That's it'
now it's ninja harem extreme cock tease
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmi4wUpDNjs
'I ****** him after a fairy turned him into a girl. That's it'
now it's ninja harem extreme cock tease
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmi4wUpDNjs
#1038 to #381
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smartasshobo (05/25/2015) [-]
'but they got this party thwy do every year at may 5th, it's weird' -middleschool teacher
hue imagine that dick grasping yours
just lolis?
and the whole thing began with him tryna saving her
hue imagine that dick grasping yours
just lolis?
and the whole thing began with him tryna saving her
#1039 to #1038
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savirleo ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
'lots of drinking. What do I care?' -local drunk
could be going up your ass
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onee-sans, mature, all of them
and now he's at 5
bato.to/read/_/267368/ore-ga-heroine-o-tasukesugite-sekai-ga-little-mokushiroku_v4_ch23_by_orinjido-scans/9
bato.to/read/_/215957/ore-ga-heroine-o-tasukesugite-sekai-ga-little-mokushiroku_v3_ch20_by_orinjido-scans/3
could be going up your ass
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onee-sans, mature, all of them
and now he's at 5
bato.to/read/_/267368/ore-ga-heroine-o-tasukesugite-sekai-ga-little-mokushiroku_v4_ch23_by_orinjido-scans/9
bato.to/read/_/215957/ore-ga-heroine-o-tasukesugite-sekai-ga-little-mokushiroku_v3_ch20_by_orinjido-scans/3
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smartasshobo (05/25/2015) [-]
'well the job-market sure is acting nowadays' -store owner
oh man huehuehueheuhe
what about rich ojou-samas?
damn cooking chick i remember her
oh man huehuehueheuhe
what about rich ojou-samas?
damn cooking chick i remember her
#1041 to #1040
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savirleo ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
'Local alien runs for mayor'
Didn't think he was good with bondage, did you
them too. I did say all of of them
The one with the adorable reaction
bato.to/read/_/215957/ore-ga-heroine-o-tasukesugite-sekai-ga-little-mokushiroku_v3_ch20_by_orinjido-scans/20
Didn't think he was good with bondage, did you
them too. I did say all of of them
The one with the adorable reaction
bato.to/read/_/215957/ore-ga-heroine-o-tasukesugite-sekai-ga-little-mokushiroku_v3_ch20_by_orinjido-scans/20
#1042 to #1041
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smartasshobo (05/26/2015) [-]
'what do you mean we're out of cheese?'
got me down like spider man
8YEYEYEYEYYEYEYE
oh mane best grill
got me down like spider man
8YEYEYEYEYYEYEYE
oh mane best grill
#1044 to #1043
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'the drug sure is getting big aroung here huh'
hardcore snu snu
SUPER SAIYAN ****
well that's the beauty of harems, alpha-beta main characters
hardcore snu snu
SUPER SAIYAN ****
well that's the beauty of harems, alpha-beta main characters
#1046 to #1045
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'i heard it's really good with that tequlia thing'
HUE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING SUPER SAIYAN. MY COCK IS BLONDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nah he'll be fine, he ****** a dragon up
HUE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING SUPER SAIYAN. MY COCK IS BLONDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nah he'll be fine, he ****** a dragon up
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'nope, but my aunt did, she got **** faced and got herpes'
again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH SS2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE
again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH SS2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE
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savirleo ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
'I thought she got the herpes from the donkey show, whatever that is'
How do you tell your kids they have 2 dads, and one is the mother as well?
as you can see, they like to eat
the guy did **** up a dragon, but he had a gun. Can't use a gun on your wives
How do you tell your kids they have 2 dads, and one is the mother as well?
as you can see, they like to eat
the guy did **** up a dragon, but he had a gun. Can't use a gun on your wives
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'oh about that, that's where she met Pedro, her new husband'
give them 2 weeks of tumblr and they're set
SUPER SAIYAN 3 ON THIS CUTIE
well well savir my dear friend, we both know you can use a gun on them
give them 2 weeks of tumblr and they're set
SUPER SAIYAN 3 ON THIS CUTIE
well well savir my dear friend, we both know you can use a gun on them
#1052 to #1051
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'he has 5 kids, but auntie is pregnant with triplets'
well all you gotta do is act like a gay man and you're fine
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ITS A BABY WITH A GUN
well all you gotta do is act like a gay man and you're fine
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ITS A BABY WITH A GUN
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smartasshobo (05/27/2015) [-]
'he intends to put them to work after they reach a certain age'
so they won't hurt ye man
AAWW, but huheuheueh this video man
my kind of lady
so they won't hurt ye man
AAWW, but huheuheueh this video man
my kind of lady
'Goddamn aliens, stealing our jobs'
they're gonna hate you instead
plagueofgripes.tumblr.com/post/87013415801/if-you-remember-the-first-picture-i-decided-to-do
plagueofgripes.tumblr.com/post/89556783316/the-tragedy-of-saiyan-women-not-landing-on-earth
they're gonna hate you instead
plagueofgripes.tumblr.com/post/87013415801/if-you-remember-the-first-picture-i-decided-to-do
plagueofgripes.tumblr.com/post/89556783316/the-tragedy-of-saiyan-women-not-landing-on-earth
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
of course
ew man. 'YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE'
play with her ears too
savir this ride is getting weird
ew man. 'YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE'
play with her ears too
savir this ride is getting weird
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
well practice makes perfect
and baby pov
OH MAN WE NEED REAL KONEKOS
savir i'm scared
and baby pov
OH MAN WE NEED REAL KONEKOS
savir i'm scared
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
of course mane
and his dick is deformed
with your dick
huehuehueh
and his dick is deformed
with your dick
huehuehueh
#1024 to #1023
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
and impact force
oh man the sight
DOUBLE WHAMMY
Savir we might need a brain condom for this one
oh man the sight
DOUBLE WHAMMY
Savir we might need a brain condom for this one
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smartasshobo (05/23/2015) [-]
'too much jizz mane'
made his dick into a really long pussy
DA BEST
please i dun wnna
made his dick into a really long pussy
DA BEST
please i dun wnna
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smartasshobo (05/25/2015) [-]
'oh this is just regular thing.' -Martha
HUEHUEHUEHEUH
and she'd take the initiative even
the black ppl
DAMN THIS WEEKEND LEFT ME WITH NO PC ACCES
HUEHUEHUEHEUH
and she'd take the initiative even
the black ppl
DAMN THIS WEEKEND LEFT ME WITH NO PC ACCES
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savirleo ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
'Everyone's skin is so smooth, so i guess that's good' -random stranger
give it 9 months
with her, she would. She doesn't even wear underwear
u gun die wit nigs
and mine left me working when it was supposed to be off. Hell, manager walked out when he found out we had to work Sunday. Saturday already wasn't planned
give it 9 months
with her, she would. She doesn't even wear underwear
u gun die wit nigs
and mine left me working when it was supposed to be off. Hell, manager walked out when he found out we had to work Sunday. Saturday already wasn't planned
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smartasshobo (05/25/2015) [-]
'it's the jupiter rain-jizz thing all over again' -old man
no more penis for him
the chickens from all over the world won't die as much as they do today. watermelon production will fall too
and of course i have just favorited your comment for some unknown reason. and i'll need more of that
no more penis for him
the chickens from all over the world won't die as much as they do today. watermelon production will fall too
and of course i have just favorited your comment for some unknown reason. and i'll need more of that
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smartasshobo (05/25/2015) [-]
'Aliens found to be real. they claim they're mexican'
well it's fun
Watermelonworld
oh i watch that show. POST THEM ON **** MANE
well it's fun
Watermelonworld
oh i watch that show. POST THEM ON **** MANE
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smartasshobo (05/25/2015) [-]
'well they got tacos' -young man
and then we got sexual bullying
WHAT WILL SURVIVE MAAAANN
Well i can see how you would get it wrong. but i need more hestia
and then we got sexual bullying
WHAT WILL SURVIVE MAAAANN
Well i can see how you would get it wrong. but i need more hestia
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savirleo ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
'OH SWEET JESUS!!!' -man in the distance
you're gonna be hurting for awhile
Obviously the lolis
what you need is more harem
bato.to/read/_/208645/ore-ga-heroine-o-tasukesugite-sekai-ga-little-mokushiroku_v3_ch17_by_orinjido-scans/19
you're gonna be hurting for awhile
Obviously the lolis
what you need is more harem
bato.to/read/_/208645/ore-ga-heroine-o-tasukesugite-sekai-ga-little-mokushiroku_v3_ch17_by_orinjido-scans/19
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smartasshobo (05/25/2015) [-]
'what am i gonna complain about? my lawn iis done, and my pool looks perfect now!' -business man
y
nekomimi lolis especially
oh i know that one. medieval loli and space tits right?
y
nekomimi lolis especially
oh i know that one. medieval loli and space tits right?
'I DIDN'T KNOW YO CAN DO THAT!!!' -man in brothel
obviously you're the one being sexually assaulted
kemonomimis in general, *****
can't forget the childhood friend he loves
bato.to/read/_/208645/ore-ga-heroine-o-tasukesugite-sekai-ga-little-mokushiroku_v3_ch17_by_orinjido-scans/11
obviously you're the one being sexually assaulted
kemonomimis in general, *****
can't forget the childhood friend he loves
bato.to/read/_/208645/ore-ga-heroine-o-tasukesugite-sekai-ga-little-mokushiroku_v3_ch17_by_orinjido-scans/11
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savirleo ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
the one that traumatized your boss
bato.to/read/_/319526/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v2_ch1_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/10
I can try to finish it today and probably stay past bed time, or tomorrow and then figure out what to do after that for the rest of the day
and once again I sing along to House of the Rising Sun
bato.to/read/_/319526/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v2_ch1_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/10
I can try to finish it today and probably stay past bed time, or tomorrow and then figure out what to do after that for the rest of the day
and once again I sing along to House of the Rising Sun
#1000 to #999
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
that's the one
hue everything on that page is great
watch animo
that song man. fuuuck yes
hue everything on that page is great
watch animo
that song man. fuuuck yes
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
and jerking off
huehuehuehueh no homo forever
how about one of those you told me you didn't finish
with the ounk video?
huehuehuehueh no homo forever
how about one of those you told me you didn't finish
with the ounk video?
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
he came on the scat
imagine nailing da pussy when she transforms into a dude and then your dick gets stuck inside your friend's dick, right on the urethra
DO 'EM
YEEE
imagine nailing da pussy when she transforms into a dude and then your dick gets stuck inside your friend's dick, right on the urethra
DO 'EM
YEEE
#1006 to #1005
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
A new man
make her feel special
the best time for kinky animo
oh man i'm so envious. like lady envious
make her feel special
the best time for kinky animo
oh man i'm so envious. like lady envious
#1007 to #1006
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savirleo ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
a man with terrible secrets
and then he gets pregnant. Good luck explaining that to the doctor
'I'm telling you doc, he never had surgery. It's all thanks to a fairy'
with my door open and my dad on the other side?
I have around 40 albums, and a bunch more in a cd case
and then he gets pregnant. Good luck explaining that to the doctor
'I'm telling you doc, he never had surgery. It's all thanks to a fairy'
with my door open and my dad on the other side?
I have around 40 albums, and a bunch more in a cd case
#1008 to #1007
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
and porn flashbacks
this is basically a trans tumblr mango. but good
THE BEST
damn savir gimme some
this is basically a trans tumblr mango. but good
THE BEST
damn savir gimme some
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
OH GOD THE PISSING PART
for ******* his dick
yeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyey
MY SPERM IS NOW THE TEARS OF THE PHEONIX
for ******* his dick
yeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyey
MY SPERM IS NOW THE TEARS OF THE PHEONIX
#1012 to #1011
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
while masturbating
hey man, free abortion!
oh boy koneko is the cutest thing ever
do you want to give me a rge boner?
hey man, free abortion!
oh boy koneko is the cutest thing ever
do you want to give me a rge boner?
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smartasshobo (05/21/2015) [-]
ah you know me!
imagine birthing that **** through your dick
same here,and with that cute personality
YEEEE
imagine birthing that **** through your dick
same here,and with that cute personality
YEEEE
#1015 to #1014
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savirleo ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
you keep masturbating everywhere
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
she can sit on my lap whenever she wants
same band
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
she can sit on my lap whenever she wants
same band
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
sweet satan
oh god those kids would probably be retarded. but how about a hot childhood friend?
oh god those kids would probably be retarded. but how about a hot childhood friend?
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savirleo ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
get a human girl in bed, and you're just laying there, not feeling a thing. Wondering why you just cheated on your wife if you're not gonna feel it
You mean your best friend you got turned into a girl?
bato.to/read/_/312021/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v1_ch1_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/3
You mean your best friend you got turned into a girl?
bato.to/read/_/312021/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v1_ch1_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/3
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savirleo ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
go home, apologize, maybe get some angry sex that reminds you of why she's so much better
***** saves a fairy
fairy grants a wish
wishes for cute childhood friend
fairy can't make something from nothing
so now male best friend he grew up with is now also his cute, female childhood friend
***** saves a fairy
fairy grants a wish
wishes for cute childhood friend
fairy can't make something from nothing
so now male best friend he grew up with is now also his cute, female childhood friend
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savirleo ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
so call off from work tomorrow. You're gonna spend that day recovering
bato.to/read/_/320637/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v2_ch2_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/9
gotta be careful with clothing and magic
bato.to/read/_/320637/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v2_ch2_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/9
gotta be careful with clothing and magic
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
ey boss, my anus is bleeding
HUE
oh and about your question on #956, of course i do babeehhh
HUE
oh and about your question on #956, of course i do babeehhh
can't forget the video proof
or maybe he'll be both. Sometimes a guy, sometimes a girl
bato.to/read/_/315217/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v1_ch9_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/10
credits are fun too
I'm 2 races away from finishing Underground 2. Gotta finalize my car to look the way I want it to
or maybe he'll be both. Sometimes a guy, sometimes a girl
bato.to/read/_/315217/osananajimi-wa-onnanoko-ni-naare_v1_ch9_by_its-not-gay-if-its-cute-scans/10
credits are fun too
I'm 2 races away from finishing Underground 2. Gotta finalize my car to look the way I want it to
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
i believe they would just go and dramatically discuss who should be the dominant in bed
YES. MY PENIS IS PLEASED
YES. MY PENIS IS PLEASED
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
ooooooooooooooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaahhh
huff huuufff huuff.......... NNNNNNNNNNNNYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
huff huuufff huuff.......... NNNNNNNNNNNNYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#960 to #959
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savirleo ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
at one point she cuts her hand during a fight against demons, but he didn't know. He noticed she cut her hand and grabs her when she tries to leave. She turns around and immediately puts her face in his chest, so that he can't see how embarrassed she is, even staying there after he uses healing magic
I bet you like them young
I bet you like them young
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
So sweet i lost my legs to diabetes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEE YOU DEAD ON
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEE YOU DEAD ON
#963 to #962
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
i can see your frustration now
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
git damn this girl
i dunno about that, i wanted to grow up with a hot girl by my side
i dunno about that, i wanted to grow up with a hot girl by my side
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
well ya just gotta make her love you
oh man i can see your point. you can look at her and be like meh even if she is the hottest woman on the earth. and then she says that she loves you with angry teary eyes and you realise your mistake, proceeding to bury your penis so far into her ass that the first person to get it out would be crowned as the next king of england
oh man i can see your point. you can look at her and be like meh even if she is the hottest woman on the earth. and then she says that she loves you with angry teary eyes and you realise your mistake, proceeding to bury your penis so far into her ass that the first person to get it out would be crowned as the next king of england
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
not something you see everyday but fine
AND i wanna cut wood
AND i wanna cut wood
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
well i do think it's better for her to hate your guts at first, but then learn to love you later. more romantic i think
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
romeo and juliet is stupid. romeo pretends he's dead so he can marry juliet. juliet thinks that he's dead for good and offs herself. romeo realizes that **** and kills himself
tsunderes are life
tsunderes are life
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
oh oh i like that one. there's something like that in dark souls 2
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
so haven't i. and i want to
huheuheueh no, nothing like that. it's about this knight Alva, who went on an adventure to find the cure for his princess/queen's disease. and then this zullie witch; who is the ******* cutest thing ever came along with the mission of giving him trouble on his quest and make the Knight give up. she fell in love with him and then ran away with Alva
huheuheueh no, nothing like that. it's about this knight Alva, who went on an adventure to find the cure for his princess/queen's disease. and then this zullie witch; who is the ******* cutest thing ever came along with the mission of giving him trouble on his quest and make the Knight give up. she fell in love with him and then ran away with Alva
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
nothing sad pls
the smartest. and oh, the princess/queen/mistress had the undead curse, so bitch was ****** anyway
the smartest. and oh, the princess/queen/mistress had the undead curse, so bitch was ****** anyway
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
spoil my ass
well. princess died, Sir Knight Alva felt like it was his fault and fell dishonored, but zullie the witch really was there for him and they started living together somewhere
well. princess died, Sir Knight Alva felt like it was his fault and fell dishonored, but zullie the witch really was there for him and they started living together somewhere
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savirleo ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
he finds out she's the demon lord, and tries to kill her. But when he's about to fall to his death, she saves him, and instead falls herself. He then saves her after snapping out of it and apologizes for what he did. From what I understand, they don't even kiss
Gotta have someone by your side for when you need it
Gotta have someone by your side for when you need it
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
well better than anyone dying
damn straight man
ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
damn straight man
ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
well you can leave that to your imagination babe
and then a sexy cute witch comes along
ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
and then a sexy cute witch comes along
ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
yeyeyeyeyeyeyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
nekomimi is love
nekomimi is love
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smartasshobo (05/20/2015) [-]
hue
if we're talking about palpatine pope you got yourself a pimpin' job
if we're talking about palpatine pope you got yourself a pimpin' job
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smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
hue i discovered that by accident while trying to shoot evreything
did i stutter?
did i stutter?
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smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
hue
with my dick facing the roof most probably yes please don't ruin this for me savir pls post the best ass you got my brazilian blood is raging
with my dick facing the roof most probably yes please don't ruin this for me savir pls post the best ass you got my brazilian blood is raging
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savirleo ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link
all I did was put ass in the search bar
all I did was put ass in the search bar
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smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
Well bruh i go to chan. on a daily basis (or i used to before my phone decided to **** me in the dick hole).
i want you to find the best ass
i want you to find the best ass
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savirleo ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
and she tries to prove she's not drunk by grabbing my dick
'Local man found unconscious amidst countless women'
nah man, you need to sleep in the groves of death. The dreams are sweet from what I've heard.
"In these lowly halls
No moon will beam, no sun will shine
In these narrow rooms
No tears are seen, no laughter heard"
'Local man found unconscious amidst countless women'
nah man, you need to sleep in the groves of death. The dreams are sweet from what I've heard.
"In these lowly halls
No moon will beam, no sun will shine
In these narrow rooms
No tears are seen, no laughter heard"
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smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
i see no problem there
'he came countless times' eye witness
***** you went darker than black there i need a cig and i don't even smoke
'he came countless times' eye witness
***** you went darker than black there i need a cig and i don't even smoke
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savirleo ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
if it's just Shia I can do that. But Ekate and Merryl joined as well. Satisfying 3 drunk girls isn't easy. Much less at an onsen that's a business. The owner is gonna be pissed
'Local lawyer witnessed dropping child support business cards'
I'm sitting here alone in darkness waiting to be fre~e
Lonely and forlorn I am crying
I long for my time to come
death means just li~fe
please let me die in solitude
'Local lawyer witnessed dropping child support business cards'
I'm sitting here alone in darkness waiting to be fre~e
Lonely and forlorn I am crying
I long for my time to come
death means just li~fe
please let me die in solitude
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smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
this is making me want to open a bar
no welfare can help this ***** -jamal
please, i can feel my sperm dying
no welfare can help this ***** -jamal
please, i can feel my sperm dying
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savirleo ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Make sure there's a Rakia in there for me. I wanna **** her in the back room while you're working the counter
www.animecharactersdatabase.com/source.php?id=2474 Every female character get's ******
And that's why I'm careful when picking my harem
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to live a hard life
www.animecharactersdatabase.com/source.php?id=2474 Every female character get's ******
And that's why I'm careful when picking my harem
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to live a hard life
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smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
dude maki looks like she's 7 pls tell me i'm wrong
no traps for u
dam son that's nice
no traps for u
dam son that's nice
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savirleo ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
I have no idea. I don't think they say her age. I only know Rakia has been around for a long time, back when the price of a common whore was a lot of money. Kinda like how a dollar store back in the day was for very rich people, and then time changed the value to where a dollar store can be visited by almost anyone
clearly my trap has eluded your scouting
John F. Kennedy
You must weather the storm if you wish to see the sun again-Savirleo
clearly my trap has eluded your scouting
John F. Kennedy
You must weather the storm if you wish to see the sun again-Savirleo
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smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
well that won't stop me from jerking it to a chil-- haha just joking NSA
NOOOOOO
MORE QUOTES PLOX
NOOOOOO
MORE QUOTES PLOX
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savirleo ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Rakia was literally bought. Although later on while in the back room
'You have a nice ass'
'Don't say that'
'Great tits too. But you know what I like most?'
'What?'
'Your personality'
she was really into it that time
that's what makes traps tricky. Especially if they're encouraged by girls
Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.
Sun Tzu
'You have a nice ass'
'Don't say that'
'Great tits too. But you know what I like most?'
'What?'
'Your personality'
she was really into it that time
that's what makes traps tricky. Especially if they're encouraged by girls
Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.
Sun Tzu
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smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
Fuel my boner
fuel my boner once more
fuel my boner. yet again
fuel my boner once more
fuel my boner. yet again
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savirleo ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Overlord: I can't sleep at night fearing the day you assault my daughter
MC: A-assault?!!
daughter: Eh? You won't assault me?
Overlord: Where did you learn that word?!
MC: You did. I don't like how you're teaching naughty words to my daughter
Schrodingers' trap for you
"You reap what you sow, Artyom. Force answers force, war breeds war, and death only brings death. To break this vicious circle one must do more than just act without any thought or doubt."
MC: A-assault?!!
daughter: Eh? You won't assault me?
Overlord: Where did you learn that word?!
MC: You did. I don't like how you're teaching naughty words to my daughter
Schrodingers' trap for you
"You reap what you sow, Artyom. Force answers force, war breeds war, and death only brings death. To break this vicious circle one must do more than just act without any thought or doubt."
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savirleo ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
I think it's a couple years later, but yea, he does. Probably does again in 3, where's she's around 16 or so based on how she looks
You need to login to view this link purple haired one. Her name is Korzelotte
but if you're black out drunk? It'll be too late since you're finding out after it's over. Especially if your ass hurts
'You can't believe everything you see on the internet' -Abraham Lincoln
saw this after the credits in GTA V
You need to login to view this link purple haired one. Her name is Korzelotte
but if you're black out drunk? It'll be too late since you're finding out after it's over. Especially if your ass hurts
'You can't believe everything you see on the internet' -Abraham Lincoln
saw this after the credits in GTA V
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smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
well i don't think of her as a trap if she ***** you
'have you heard of the avengers initiative?" -Vin Diesel
well i don't think of her as a trap if she ***** you
'have you heard of the avengers initiative?" -Vin Diesel
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smartasshobo (05/15/2015) [-]
nonono about gta
anal shield is your friend
ZETTAI RYOUKI BEST FETISH
anal shield is your friend
ZETTAI RYOUKI BEST FETISH
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smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
ha you meant "in the name of myself". btw i'll never stop
well same here, i guess i'll just wait for this season to end and then marathon the rest of the episodes i haven't watched yet
well same here, i guess i'll just wait for this season to end and then marathon the rest of the episodes i haven't watched yet
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savirleo ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
'Local man now testament to fertility'
I'm aware the pink haired girl gets possessed by his dead sister, who is the reason those crystal things happen, because she was in love with him, tried to be with him, but he freaked out and rejected her, leading to her death and his repressed memories of her
I'm aware the pink haired girl gets possessed by his dead sister, who is the reason those crystal things happen, because she was in love with him, tried to be with him, but he freaked out and rejected her, leading to her death and his repressed memories of her
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smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
internet jesus your're playing too much black bunny. ye can't manage that much
the ending felt like the anime was ******* my ass with a razor sharp bladed strap-on
the ending felt like the anime was ******* my ass with a razor sharp bladed strap-on
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smartasshobo (05/08/2015) [-]
oh oh i know iglesias, did you see him on A haunted house 2? the first movie is great too
why 2 each?
******* europeans
i'll privatise the pics. onli I will be able to see them
why 2 each?
******* europeans
i'll privatise the pics. onli I will be able to see them
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smartasshobo (05/11/2015) [-]
oh btw do you still have the boobies ass senran kagura bubble yum bum webm?
i can't find it for some reason
i can't find it for some reason
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smartasshobo (05/13/2015) [-]
thanks for the webm
man these days without a proper PC and phone have been weird. sure i do miss going online, but **** looks more fun to me. who am i kidding? i just want my phone to get fixed
man these days without a proper PC and phone have been weird. sure i do miss going online, but **** looks more fun to me. who am i kidding? i just want my phone to get fixed
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smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
Shia's not famous anymore tho
I remember something about Jupiter's cum being rain or something
I remember something about Jupiter's cum being rain or something
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smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
Huehuehue imagine shia labeouf with huge tits
Hue singing in Jupiter's cum
Hue singing in Jupiter's cum
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smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
***** it's either Shia Labeouf with huge tits or Samuel L Jackson with a pussy
Jupiter: hahahahahahahahaha take my load you cum guzzling whores
Jupiter: hahahahahahahahaha take my load you cum guzzling whores
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smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
Read this in Samuel'ss voice: ooohhhh my hips are moving on their own, onii-chan
Imagine turning an UV light on in the rain
Imagine turning an UV light on in the rain
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smartasshobo (05/06/2015) [-]
"DAMN ONII-CHAN YOUR COCK IS STILL HARD AFTER CUMM8NG INSIDE ME FOUR TIMES? GEEZ"
Jupiter is the ultimate ****** dad
Damn are you gaijin from fast and furious weaboo party?
Damn I wanna watch Initial Dick: lip gloss edition again
Jupiter is the ultimate ****** dad
Damn are you gaijin from fast and furious weaboo party?
Damn I wanna watch Initial Dick: lip gloss edition again
Huehuehue
This is one tasty penis onii-chan
Nope, I looked it up on the internet, so it must be true it's a man baby
Like what?
God I love initial D, but the ******* lips man
This is one tasty penis onii-chan
Nope, I looked it up on the internet, so it must be true it's a man baby
Like what?
God I love initial D, but the ******* lips man
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savirleo ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
still managed to finished eating
Daddy was never with me. I just got caught in the crossfire
those exit ramps that do almost a full circle. limit is about 40kph, I did about 65 going down one. That song should have been playing. I could not use my brakes or else I would have gone off the road
Daddy was never with me. I just got caught in the crossfire
those exit ramps that do almost a full circle. limit is about 40kph, I did about 65 going down one. That song should have been playing. I could not use my brakes or else I would have gone off the road
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smartasshobo (05/04/2015) [-]
Gotta manage them bitches. Sorry for the long wait, my internet went down. FJ didn't log me out tho
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smartasshobo (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh man that's ****** . I can take an incestuous half sister. But damn
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savirleo ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
actually, when she comes back, the first thing that pops to mind is youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI?t=1m56s
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smartasshobo (05/04/2015) [-]
"Oh my god my husband is shagging our daughter"
Hkw does that reasonably leads to 3 way?
Hkw does that reasonably leads to 3 way?
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smartasshobo (05/05/2015) [-]
Ok I think you should elaborate on that.
Are you implying you have more than one sex slave?
Are you implying you have more than one sex slave?
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savirleo ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Technically you only have 1. Shia, the only one that stays with you in your room. You do, however, have an entire prison of women. Most warm up to the guy in some way. Ex, knight girl. Never took off her armor. Later on though, you ask her if she wants to continue. She's quiet at first, but then says yes and takes off the armor herself
Looks l go to the hell reserved for non believers
www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test2.mv
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Looks l go to the hell reserved for non believers
www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test2.mv
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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smartasshobo (05/05/2015) [-]
568/10 best game
Well the protagonist will probably go to the lustful one, but I'm going to the same place as you **********
Well the protagonist will probably go to the lustful one, but I'm going to the same place as you **********
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savirleo ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
I wonder how many you get in 2? From what I saw in the CG, you make an angel fall
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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savirleo ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
there's 2 sequels. Thing is, seeing the Maou go from Overlord to mother is weird to me. 1st one is clearly Overlord. 2nd is mama watching her daughter play with her father. She even has the anime mom hairstyle, and white dress. 3rd one, she's got shoulder length hair, and is reading a book to 2 kids.
vndb.org/v3947 last image, you see her leaning on a throne
vndb.org/v8192 3rd image, you see her in the background, sitting and watching like a mother
vndb.org/v12186 3rd image again, she's reading to kids
All the kids are his. Different mothers though
vndb.org/v3947 last image, you see her leaning on a throne
vndb.org/v8192 3rd image, you see her in the background, sitting and watching like a mother
vndb.org/v12186 3rd image again, she's reading to kids
All the kids are his. Different mothers though
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smartasshobo (05/02/2015) [-]
Well but I'd want it to be more plot focused, instead of tids
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smartasshobo (05/02/2015) [-]
Ravage her ass in NBA 2k15 bruh
**** my days have been busy as dicks. But anyway, what is the gameplay like? I mean, top down chrono trigger, or pokemon?
**** my days have been busy as dicks. But anyway, what is the gameplay like? I mean, top down chrono trigger, or pokemon?
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smartasshobo (05/02/2015) [-]
Well I'm not a huge fan of turn based **** . But I can see the charm
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savirleo ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
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the purple haired one
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pretty sure these are his kids, but older. Except for the one in the back with a stopwatch
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The one in the armor, that's the princess that was kept as a slave. Her hair grew. This is from the 2nd game
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3rd game, the daughters have grown
the purple haired one
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pretty sure these are his kids, but older. Except for the one in the back with a stopwatch
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The one in the armor, that's the princess that was kept as a slave. Her hair grew. This is from the 2nd game
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3rd game, the daughters have grown
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savirleo ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
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not many images for some reason
Looks like the Overlord's daughter grows up and becomes a teacher. Also, skeleton needs glasses
not many images for some reason
Looks like the Overlord's daughter grows up and becomes a teacher. Also, skeleton needs glasses
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savirleo ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
it is. I actually kinda stopped caring about the sex scenes, and wanted to see how it goes. Also, I beat the game. He has 2 kids in the epilogue. A son with the princess, and a daughter with the overlord. Princess came back a little pissed because he never visited her or their son
with the white shirt? You look like you did some drugs
with the white shirt? You look like you did some drugs
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smartasshobo (05/03/2015) [-]
That's what i want! A game so gud that you stop caring for the tiddies
We drank a full bottle of john walker's whiskey and we decided to eat too much. Dude i think i'm having a Mcbaby. Btw here is another pic for reference, since i got to see your fine ass in a dress
We drank a full bottle of john walker's whiskey and we decided to eat too much. Dude i think i'm having a Mcbaby. Btw here is another pic for reference, since i got to see your fine ass in a dress
went through some of the bonus stuff. one was a what if situation where the princess found out he was going to visit her sister, if you get what I mean. Tries to say it's because she reminds him of a younger Shia(her name). She gets pissed, saying 'So you're saying I'm old?'
'Nothing like that! I'm just curious as to how you were when you were younger'
'So you're saying I'm old?'
he ****** her so that she know he still wants her. Also, she goes back into the dungeon so as to defeat him, and bring him back to be a father to their son, since he never visited them for years. Not until she shows up at least. After that, then he starts visiting
'Nothing like that! I'm just curious as to how you were when you were younger'
'So you're saying I'm old?'
he ****** her so that she know he still wants her. Also, she goes back into the dungeon so as to defeat him, and bring him back to be a father to their son, since he never visited them for years. Not until she shows up at least. After that, then he starts visiting
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smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
Well you're white, so I shouldn't worry
Then john cena wins by default
Then john cena wins by default
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smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
So you're what?
John cena vs an anime shonen protagonist? Who wins?
John cena vs an anime shonen protagonist? Who wins?
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smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
Eeeeh ese, call pablo. We goin to church eeeh?
One who just lost a fight and found his resolution. And just talked about strenght and friendship
One who just lost a fight and found his resolution. And just talked about strenght and friendship
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savirleo ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Get in my car. I got the grill in there
www.thehogring.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/The-Hog-Ring-Auto-Upholstery-Community-Galpin-Auto-Sports-Custom-Hearse-3.jpg
Good vs Good. Nothing good will come out of that
www.thehogring.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/The-Hog-Ring-Auto-Upholstery-Community-Galpin-Auto-Sports-Custom-Hearse-3.jpg
Good vs Good. Nothing good will come out of that
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smartasshobo (04/30/2015) [-]
Damn son that's one fine ass coffin
They'll just fall on the ground and then get up again
Forever
They'll just fall on the ground and then get up again
Forever
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savirleo ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
It's a grill
Til the end of time
got this message when watching a loli bathe. Obviously not gonna have the naked loli in the background
www.dropbox.com/s/ujlpe664rw5ne29/ass.png?dl=0
Til the end of time
got this message when watching a loli bathe. Obviously not gonna have the naked loli in the background
www.dropbox.com/s/ujlpe664rw5ne29/ass.png?dl=0
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savirleo ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
He wasn't saying that at first. It was more 'If only she was older or had tits' when he saw the loli at first. Then mentioned how she's a horny slut
My slave has reached the level of Stockholm Syndrome where's she's jealous of the girl that fell in love with me and ******
My slave has reached the level of Stockholm Syndrome where's she's jealous of the girl that fell in love with me and ******
Let's see. Female Wizard, Elizabeth. loli oni, Shia(slave) Eskate(pretty sure I spelled it wrong), Merryl, a slime girl, a shrine maiden with a demon in her, a female adventurer, a succubus and a prison of women. Eskate, Shia, and Merryl are the ones staying with you. Shia lives with you, Eskate spends her free time with you(ignoring her duties now) Merryl is your subordinate
I'm probably only halfway through
I'm probably only halfway through
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Your face when people try getting your fine af ass
Rip in pepperoni asian palpatine. So, is the game good? I have just played the online beta
Rip in pepperoni asian palpatine. So, is the game good? I have just played the online beta
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Kawaii tsundere jesus school life anime RIGHT NOW
are the guns cool?
are the guns cool?
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh that's just the school festival episode. The class is doing a maid cafe
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
"YYes meido-tan now please drink it" there will be creeps there mane
But there will also be hot chicks, hopefully
But there will also be hot chicks, hopefully
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savirleo ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Today someone has flipped the skirt of Jesus. Many are traumatized as a result, not even the children were spared
www.mediafire.com/folder/1dvmrj3ua2xgt/acen
I wish I took more pics
www.mediafire.com/folder/1dvmrj3ua2xgt/acen
I wish I took more pics
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Only the children were not spared* now that's a FOX news headline
Damn lots of babes, and that ryuuko MAN
Damn lots of babes, and that ryuuko MAN
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smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
What's the name of it?
Savir I can dress like madoka magica or whatever if you gimme that ass
Savir I can dress like madoka magica or whatever if you gimme that ass
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savirleo ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
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the blond one next to the guy. She's the one I'm referring to
I ain't receiving
the blond one next to the guy. She's the one I'm referring to
I ain't receiving
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smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Ooh I know that game, never played it ho
God damn it ass jesus
God damn it ass jesus
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Come on man, ye gotta be more liberal. The new pope's chill man
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh well there's cunts everywhere. Doesn't change the fact that jesus has a nice ass
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Well I have faith in you man
Damn tjat game did not sell too well. I remember playing the beta
Damn tjat game did not sell too well. I remember playing the beta
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Ok please elaborate on the dress part
I don't remember the game all that well tho. What's the plot? I remember it's about america being invaded and losing a war
I don't remember the game all that well tho. What's the plot? I remember it's about america being invaded and losing a war
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Sweet jesus in a dress you fine as hell
Oh man I can't imagine if there's any real possibility of south koreak joining forces with north. What about weapons, wich kind of **** do you find in that game? I remember an AR-15 platform
Oh man I can't imagine if there's any real possibility of south koreak joining forces with north. What about weapons, wich kind of **** do you find in that game? I remember an AR-15 platform
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smartasshobo (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh yeah baby I wanna go there now
Oh that? That was just advertisement for the game. Homefront is the Ilerminaty
Oh that? That was just advertisement for the game. Homefront is the Ilerminaty
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savirleo ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Why the **** would I wear panties? I want my balls to swing freely. Traumatize that asshole that decided to flip my skirt. Also, I can hide weapons a lot easier. Link for reference
bato.to/read/_/7582/mission-school_v1_ch1_by_masked-llama-productions/21
That gets you half a moan
bato.to/read/_/7582/mission-school_v1_ch1_by_masked-llama-productions/21
That gets you half a moan
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh nice mango I'm gonna read
Ok bitch I got 3 fiddies AND a kinder egg
Ok bitch I got 3 fiddies AND a kinder egg
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh I thought he would do some shoot bangs
Aaaaaaaaaaannnnndddd??
Aaaaaaaaaaannnnndddd??
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smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Not even cool dude angry face moments?
In your house? Eh? Eh? Eh???
In your house? Eh? Eh? Eh???
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smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Well that's better than nothing I gueeeessss
Sex slave?
Sex slave?
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smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Sounds like a harem eroge to me!
Well butt do you have a sex master?
Well butt do you have a sex master?
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smartasshobo (04/28/2015) [-]
Get nudes and bury them in your heart
SAVIR I KNOW YOU WANTO TO
GIMME THAT ASS
SAVIR I KNOW YOU WANTO TO
GIMME THAT ASS
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh sweet so it's not one of those fake harem mangos where the MC chooses one chick Instead of all of them
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
But one thing that pisses me off is that weed culture ****
There was this chick in my class back in highschool. You couldn't say smoke, cigarette, drug, weed, etc. The bitch would go ******* nuts about how weed is good for your health (it's actually bad as tobacco, if not worse), how it's good for your head, also how it doesn't affect you in any bad way
Now, I'm not gonna blame the weed but: the bitch was super stank. She smelled like weed and **** . Her body is/was the most dry **** ever, not a single curve. I go to the gym sometimes, so my pecs are a bit larger than a baby child, and I can say thagthat by tits and ass are bigger than hers. Also her hair is ****** up; looks normal but under the smooth hair, she has dreads, and they look like **** . Also she's so ******* dumb and slow that she got held back 3 years until she moved away from school, probably dropped out
Also she had the habit of steering any conversation to weed **** . From politics to weed. From tv shows to weed
There was this chick in my class back in highschool. You couldn't say smoke, cigarette, drug, weed, etc. The bitch would go ******* nuts about how weed is good for your health (it's actually bad as tobacco, if not worse), how it's good for your head, also how it doesn't affect you in any bad way
Now, I'm not gonna blame the weed but: the bitch was super stank. She smelled like weed and **** . Her body is/was the most dry **** ever, not a single curve. I go to the gym sometimes, so my pecs are a bit larger than a baby child, and I can say thagthat by tits and ass are bigger than hers. Also her hair is ****** up; looks normal but under the smooth hair, she has dreads, and they look like **** . Also she's so ******* dumb and slow that she got held back 3 years until she moved away from school, probably dropped out
Also she had the habit of steering any conversation to weed **** . From politics to weed. From tv shows to weed
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savirleo ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
I try to avoid things like that. Usually through sleeping in class.
Kids in highschool talk about smoking. I nap. I remember one day a kid yelled out 'how does he have a B if all he does is sleep in class?'
****** easy. I'm just a lazy **** that had to repeat the class
Since I kept to myself, I never got into any trouble, which is why it's weird that the truancy officers recognized me
Kids in highschool talk about smoking. I nap. I remember one day a kid yelled out 'how does he have a B if all he does is sleep in class?'
****** easy. I'm just a lazy **** that had to repeat the class
Since I kept to myself, I never got into any trouble, which is why it's weird that the truancy officers recognized me
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Huehue I'm just like you, I never did perfect in tests because I wanted too.
I'm brazilian, as you know, so english shouldn't be my strongest subject in school, but it was anyway. I remember getting 0 in one test just to see if it would be fun to get a 10 in the other one, since highschool english is a piece of cake in my country (00 should be F I think, so 10 would be A or A+). I got a fucming nine befause of a mistake and had to take a make up exam
I'm brazilian, as you know, so english shouldn't be my strongest subject in school, but it was anyway. I remember getting 0 in one test just to see if it would be fun to get a 10 in the other one, since highschool english is a piece of cake in my country (00 should be F I think, so 10 would be A or A+). I got a fucming nine befause of a mistake and had to take a make up exam
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savirleo ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
happened again in college. Except I had someone help me online. It was Ohm's law. I was tired and basically slept through the lesson. Had a friend help me, got home, asked a friend online to help me. Got the hang of it, so the next day, I fell asleep again, but still did the work. One classmate said that it's kinda annoying, seeing me asleep, get the worksheet, and then done. I'm not a smart guy either. My body remembers better than me head. Practical where you gotta get 5 phones up and running, to dial each other, and down one guy because he didn't show, and down another cause he didn't do **** . So me and 3 guys did 5 phones. We passed. It was the same for all practicals. I never had to repeat them. Tests on the other hand....
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Ooohh that makes sense. In brazil civilians can't carry guns, not even concealed carry. But we can use guns on ranges. It's mostly .22 rifles, handguns and a couple of old ARs in my town. But in the capital city of my state; they have some sweet ARs, so after many years of watching videos of how do ARs work and how to handle and disassemble them; I ******* blew minds acting like a pro. And it was my first time doing it too. All it takes is getting used to ****
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savirleo ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
One practical was putting a computer back together. I was asked if I've done it before. Said it was my first time. Threw him off. Same instructor that checked out my ass He didn't know it was me on the ladder
vocaroo.com/i/s1h2vIOI3koo
gonna want to lower the volume
vocaroo.com/i/s1h2vIOI3koo
gonna want to lower the volume
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
HH-he-eeyyy mane, do; do you uhhh... do you really ha-have a n-nice ass? Hahahaha I'm just kinding man, hahahahahaha, hahahaha....
Trap jesus BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Trap jesus BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Git damn you jesus and your nice ass
Imagine how much in game items you could get in mmorpgs with that voice
Imagine how much in game items you could get in mmorpgs with that voice
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Of ******* course it would bro
O-ok jesus-tan! S-say please cum on my yellow piggu face anon onii-chan
O-ok jesus-tan! S-say please cum on my yellow piggu face anon onii-chan
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savirleo ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
it's in the sharpshooter class, which I hope they bring back. they had a .50 for that class too. 1 almost everything, and everyone in the bullet's path
bato.to/read/_/317974/princess-lucia_ch35_by_red-hawk-scans/6
would you?
bato.to/read/_/317974/princess-lucia_ch35_by_red-hawk-scans/6
would you?
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Lord knows I'd smash that ass. And then I'd bash the trap's head and mine until we lost any memories of it
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Wait the trap's an idol?
"Did you say it's a dude?"
"Ya"
"Did you say it's a dude?"
"Ya"
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savirleo ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
guy was born on 6/6/6 at 6, and a bunch of other 6 related things. The demon lord overheard that, and sent his daughter to **** him, basically. If he got her pregnant, their child would engulf the world in flames. But he's in love with someone else. A senpai in the art club. As it turns out, her and her friend are both angels, sent to keep an eye on him. He doesn't **** the devil girl, but still becomes friends with her. Story is the stuff that happens. Ecchi stuff. He also sort of becomes the father to 3 legendary beasts, and devil girl is the mother. You see the three of them in the bath with her in that link I gave you
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savirleo ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Leviathan was a case of being hit on the head, wolf boy(not really sure about gender. Stated as male in the chapter he was introduced, but wore a bikini in the beach chapter) was because MC stopped the devil girl from killing him, so it's 'You're strong. I'll follow you' type of thing. And birdgirl hatched and imprinted on devil girl
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Dis ****** can destroy the world and doesn't even realize it. Is it good?
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savirleo ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
he's too nice for that. It's how his harem keeps growing. If he did, he'd be at a devil girl that don't like him, and 2 angels mad at him. Or he could be nice, get the 2 angels, a devil princess, another devil princess and her maids, a 3rd angel and her followers, a trap idol, plus whatever else gets thrown his way
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
If he keeps going at that, ************ can be the bridge between heaven and hell. King of humans
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smartasshobo (04/26/2015) [-]
Git damn my net is **** tier right now. Isn't it still beta or something?
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smartasshobo (04/26/2015) [-]
Oh so it's like a little demo eh? Better than most early access stuff
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smartasshobo (04/26/2015) [-]
Well I guess it is so that your team covers your ass. And also I've seen the slow motion stuff. Noice
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smartasshobo (04/26/2015) [-]
Hm so it would help correcting your line of fire and stuff, getting even more headshots
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smartasshobo (04/26/2015) [-]
Oh baby I just watched a video showing all the weapons so far, and kan they're cool. I especially liked the shotguns and the assault rifles. But the melee weapons are sweet too
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Looks like an AR platform right? I hear that you can make it incendiary or something like that
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Well there were for the firebug class in killing floor one.
Btw slow mo kakes the bullet's flare look so rad
Btw slow mo kakes the bullet's flare look so rad
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smartasshobo (04/27/2015) [-]
Berserker and commando sounds noice, but I'd say that the medic is going to be a favorite of many
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mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/southpark-time/South+park+comp/YloXLLy/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/arrested-develop/Arrested+development+comp/bloXLoy/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/parks-and-rec/Parks+and+recreations+comp/dloXLqy/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/it-crowd/It+crowd+comp/gloXLty/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/southpark-time/South+park+comp+2/wMpXLjZ/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/arrested-develop/Arrested+development+comp+2/zMpXLmZ/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/parks-and-rec/Parks+and+recreations+comp+2/GNpXLTA/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/it-crowd/It+crowd+comp+2/NNpXLAA/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/simpsons/Simpsons+comp+30/TNpXLGA/
comps ive posted today
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/arrested-develop/Arrested+development+comp/bloXLoy/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/parks-and-rec/Parks+and+recreations+comp/dloXLqy/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/it-crowd/It+crowd+comp/gloXLty/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/southpark-time/South+park+comp+2/wMpXLjZ/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/arrested-develop/Arrested+development+comp+2/zMpXLmZ/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/parks-and-rec/Parks+and+recreations+comp+2/GNpXLTA/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/it-crowd/It+crowd+comp+2/NNpXLAA/
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/simpsons/Simpsons+comp+30/TNpXLGA/
comps ive posted today
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smartasshobo (02/05/2015) [-]
Done. Real good job on them bro, I'm looking foward to the rest. Give it your best, butt don't over work yourself
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smartasshobo (02/05/2015) [-]
**** . You shoukd try uploading them during the day, i think the traffic will help you
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mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
yeah, i think i done them too early. i'll upload the next lot at about 7-9pm uk time, thats when traffic peaks
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smartasshobo (02/03/2015) [-]
Huh, what made you go to my page? Wanted to chat a little?
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smartasshobo (02/03/2015) [-]
Oh you, but i do **** up sometimes. What comment really convinced of you coming here?
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savirleo ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
chicagodibs.tumblr.com/
now you know how much snow we had, and a local tradition
now you know how much snow we had, and a local tradition
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smartasshobo (02/03/2015) [-]
HOLY **** call elsa that ice bitch got some explaining to do
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smartasshobo (02/03/2015) [-]
The only one who can save us is godzilla with his hot hose of stinky cum
