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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
Last Login:6/17/2013
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#193 - saw my alarm clock. Am i going to be bludgeoned to death by i… 05/04/2013 on My leg... 0
#23 - the headpiece is attack the chest piece is defence and the und… 05/04/2013 on As a tits man, i'm glad I... 0
#100 - i've lost disks 3-4 T-T  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on 100% accurate 0
#121 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2013) [-]
i had to buy that game on my ps3, because fuck you i can
#31 - the last session my group had my friend left an hour before he… 04/18/2013 on Applejack 0
#439 - **smallsikndchild rolls 24** im fucked, arent i? 04/13/2013 on North Korea is going to... 0
#296 - something similar to this happened to me(much smaller though) …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Just no. 0
User avatar #301 - martbeast (04/13/2013) [-]
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#138 - she was boarder line anorexic. im happy shes eating something … 03/21/2013 on I Scream, You Scream, We... 0
#2 - the difference between my xbox and a jew in WWII and my xbox p… 03/20/2013 on hmmm Kinky! +1
#3 - my friend and i were hanging out and this girl called him for …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/20/2013 on I Scream, You Scream, We... +1
#13 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2013) [-]
Main bitch gets flaming young while spare bitch gets Mcdonals. Am I right, bro?
#17 - teoferrazzi (03/21/2013) [-]
#10 - Maroon (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, hate people like that. Honestly if she used that line on me I'd take her back to McDonald's and tell her to buy herself something. I already learned my lesson with that shit. I had a bag of chex, or goldfish, or some shit that was supposed to be my in-class snack for the week (early classes, late as fuck lunch break) and the girl next to me asks if she can have "some." I don't like her. She's annoying, unnactractive, fat, annoying and I really don't want to share my damn food but I'm always nice so I say yeah sure, expecting to take a small handful from the top and fuck off.

nope.

Shoves her entire gorilla arm balls deep into the bag and pulls out as much as she could hold.

<mfw

I try to decide if I really want to keep eating it after she was elbow deep in it like she was taking a bath when she finishes what she took and... goes back for more? I had literally never seen someone do that, just start helping themselves to your shit after you let them have some. I thought it was understood, you take some then you fuck off but apparently not.

<mfw as I just sit there the rest of the lecture watching her dig into my bag like an excavator and eating my snack for the week in 10 minutes.

tl;dr- when someone asks me for food, my response is always "go fuck yourself"
User avatar #38 - roflsaucer (03/21/2013) [-]
I completely understand this. I myself don't even bother taking someone else's food, unless offered. And even then I just feel awkward, because it isn't MY food.

But, when it comes to other people, it seem's "Yea, you can have some." = "Eat as much as you like. Please. It's not like I want my food." After the first couple times this happened I learned my lesson, and whenever people ask for some of my food, i.e. some of my chips, I give them a handful. From my hand. Not letting them reach into the bag, but literally handing it to them. Otherwise, they don't seem to understand "This isn't your food."
#8 - Craigulon (03/20/2013) [-]
was she a fatty?

sounds like a fatty.
User avatar #138 - smallsikndchild (03/21/2013) [-]
she was boarder line anorexic. im happy shes eating something that will make it so i DON'T see how far out her cheeks bones are from her face, but she went to far.
#21 - deaththekidkun (03/21/2013) [-]
I believe so.

Shitty job done by myself.
#31 - obligatoryusername (03/21/2013) [-]
Hey, just a heads up.


Craigulon wasn't replying ot Maroon's post.
User avatar #33 - deaththekidkun (03/21/2013) [-]
Well. I guess ^ is a dumbass.
#38 - oh, yes, of course. 03/11/2013 on Dat tri force 0
#14 - one second super strength could be good in a fight. shit, one … 03/11/2013 on Useless Superpowers 0
#36 - but wouldn't those just be the backs of the same triangles?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2013 on Dat tri force 0
User avatar #37 - snipys (03/05/2013) [-]
No, I mean each side of each pyrimid that makes up the whole thing.
User avatar #38 - smallsikndchild (03/11/2013) [-]
oh, yes, of course.
#26 - you..you CHEAT! I CALL SHENANIGANS, THAT LAST PICTURE IF THERE… 03/05/2013 on You want, you lose 0
#118 - forgot to mention i also pulled Zegana 03/04/2013 on This is me while playing... 0
#21 - 4096. there is 16 triangles in the smallest set  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2013 on Dat tri force 0
User avatar #27 - snipys (03/04/2013) [-]
Did you include the triangles on the inside?
User avatar #36 - smallsikndchild (03/05/2013) [-]
but wouldn't those just be the backs of the same triangles?
User avatar #37 - snipys (03/05/2013) [-]
No, I mean each side of each pyrimid that makes up the whole thing.
User avatar #38 - smallsikndchild (03/11/2013) [-]
oh, yes, of course.
#35 - at the pre-release for gate crash people told me simic would b…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2013 on This is me while playing... +1
User avatar #118 - smallsikndchild (03/04/2013) [-]
forgot to mention i also pulled Zegana
User avatar #117 - dankenstein (03/04/2013) [-]
right on, i played gruul. it didn't go fantastically, but i love playing R/G and i pulled domri rade so it was sick
#47 - esqulax (03/03/2013) [-]
If anyone said anything other than Dimir being the absolute worst of the five they were most likely high on shrooms.
User avatar #89 - simulator (03/03/2013) [-]
Dimir wasn't so terrible. I ran boros at the pre-release and I got my ass kicked from two dimir decks. Those were the only two I lost too and one of them finished 1st.
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