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#2201011 - remove kebab  [+] (5 new replies) 1 hour ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #2201037 - nadam (1 hour ago) [-]
[Reupload] Defend kebab (actual video)

Defend kebab
#2201035 - doctordalek (1 hour ago) [-]
#2201025 - floran (1 hour ago) [-]
Initiating Kebab Removal
Place keep arms and head inside ride in all times, unless you are kebab, if you are Kebab place yourself under ride.
User avatar #2201018 - zoopityzop (1 hour ago) [-]
use kebab
User avatar #2201016 - lightningunicorn (1 hour ago) [-]
you are already removed
#2200662 - Still, it's better to have all possible characters 2 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2200461 - ERK  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2200463 - laclosa (2 hours ago) [-]
3
#2200459 - C Is there even a real difficult decision?  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2200658 - mewiol (2 hours ago) [-]
Yes. I really fucking hate Michael.

Something about his personality just really pisses me off.
User avatar #2200662 - slytendencies (2 hours ago) [-]
Still, it's better to have all possible characters
#2200259 - Thanks for the support, *******  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #2200260 - medewu (4 hours ago) [-]
No problem shorty.
#2200220 - ***** stop  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #2200225 - SumoWamm (4 hours ago) [-]
nah
#2200217 - Comment deleted 4 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2200216 - 5'3-5'4. I hate being short  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #2200218 - SumoWamm (4 hours ago) [-]
short af
lmao
User avatar #2200220 - slytendencies (4 hours ago) [-]
Nigga stop
User avatar #2200225 - SumoWamm (4 hours ago) [-]
nah
#2200217 - slytendencies has deleted their comment.
#2200209 - 2014/2015 goals: Get a bit taller, get my dick sucke…  [+] (9 new replies) 4 hours ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #2200255 - medewu (4 hours ago) [-]
Damn nigga you short. No chick wanna suck on that small guy dick.
User avatar #2200259 - slytendencies (4 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for the support, fuckboi
User avatar #2200260 - medewu (4 hours ago) [-]
No problem shorty.
User avatar #2200213 - SumoWamm (4 hours ago) [-]
How tall are you?
User avatar #2200216 - slytendencies (4 hours ago) [-]
5'3-5'4.

I hate being short
User avatar #2200218 - SumoWamm (4 hours ago) [-]
short af
lmao
User avatar #2200220 - slytendencies (4 hours ago) [-]
Nigga stop
User avatar #2200225 - SumoWamm (4 hours ago) [-]
nah
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#2200167 - We're not doing your homework Jk, I don't know that … 4 hours ago on Friendly 0

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#537 - kokanum ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Hey, it doesn't seem fair to me if I don't tell you this. I'm sorry for acting like a cunt all the time, especially this last time. I honestly thought we were just having a normal conversation, but I guess I really wasn't in the best of my ability to seem non "psycho". I obviously don't think popular music is important to the music industry and never will, I really wasn't in the best ability (like I said) to be talking like that. All I can hope is your forgive me again, but I don't expect you to, or you to do anything. I just feel it's unfair I don't say this right now.
User avatar #535 to #534 - slytendencies (08/25/2014) [-]
Seen it a million times. It's still cool
#533 - ocanom (08/19/2014) [-]
dunno if this is your kind of rap but an old buddy of mine from school let out his first song

sounds good to me, u should check it out

www.reverbnation.com/wytetrash94/song/21568967-pound-cake-gmix?1336410755
#525 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #526 to #525 - slytendencies (07/25/2014) [-]
huh?
#527 to #526 - zenexazure (07/25/2014) [-]
Just wanted to see how you were doing bro. Trying to talk to some of you a bit more.
User avatar #528 to #527 - slytendencies (07/25/2014) [-]
Doing well, man. Making music as usual
#521 - Sunset (07/22/2014) [-]
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#520 - theorangefox (07/22/2014) [-]
Ya get it yet?
Ya get it yet?
User avatar #523 to #522 - slytendencies (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh the pizza

Yeah

It was delicious
User avatar #524 to #523 - theorangefox (07/23/2014) [-]
Great to hear, I almost panicked for a bit. Glad I could help.
User avatar #497 - donkdynasty ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
How you doin matey tatey
User avatar #498 to #497 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
I been pretty alright.

What's up man?
User avatar #499 to #498 - donkdynasty ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I been listening to Tyler all day and it made me think of you

Whats this whole drug test business about?
User avatar #500 to #499 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Came clean to my parents that I had been smoking. Felt pretty bad about it.

They said I had to pass a drug test before I could take my permit test.

Just failed it, but then we waited a bit, and a line is starting to faintly show, which makes it a possible pass. If it's any thicker in the morning, we're clear.


It's nothing, really. How've you been?
User avatar #501 to #500 - donkdynasty ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I got fired from my last job, so now I'm sayin peace to that and starting my own business to compete with her

Well, I hope it gets thicker, then. Good on ya for tryin to get sober.
User avatar #502 to #501 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
What was your last job?
User avatar #503 to #502 - donkdynasty ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I was supposed to be a SQL dev, but my boss had me doing C#

So, web dev ****
User avatar #504 to #503 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Huh. Never really pegged you as a web dev type. Saw you doing a bit more physical labor/Security work.
User avatar #505 to #504 - donkdynasty ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I can do both

Web dev stuff makes a lot more money though
User avatar #506 to #505 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Really?

Huh. Learn something new everyday.

What kind of music are you into these days?
User avatar #507 to #506 - donkdynasty ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Same stuff I've always been into

Rap, and a little bit of metal.
User avatar #508 to #507 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
You ever try anything like Quiet Storm RnB?
User avatar #509 to #508 - donkdynasty ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Never heard of it
User avatar #510 to #509 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hK6IgvZ0CY

Real chill **** , Bobby Caldwell is a mainstay of it. I think he might have invented it.
User avatar #511 to #510 - donkdynasty ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
damn that's some chill ****
User avatar #512 to #511 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
soundcloud.com/heroxwhittler/my-flame

I'm actually working on looping the intro for a beat.

This is kind of a rough draft of that
User avatar #513 to #512 - donkdynasty ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
That's nice

got any other plans for it?
User avatar #514 to #513 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Cleaning up, EQ to find the best sound quality, extend it depending on how long whoever's rapping on it wants it to be.
User avatar #515 to #514 - donkdynasty ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
You're not rapping it?
User avatar #516 to #515 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
I might. probably not though. I love the beat, but I wouldn't know how to approach it.
#496 - marshalllee (06/30/2014) [-]
I take seriously the idea our dimension
Might be fundamentally blurred I pay attention
And go out and do it myself cus' I'm sentient
I can't stand waiting for divine intervention


puu.sh/9PXW1
User avatar #493 - thetoyscissors (06/04/2014) [-]



git gud, fgt
#490 - sillyfutashy (05/25/2014) [-]
I BET YOU LIKE BLACK WOMEN WITH POWER, YOU HORNDOG
User avatar #495 to #490 - Sunset (06/15/2014) [-]
what's wrong with that
User avatar #488 to #487 - slytendencies (05/25/2014) [-]
WHAT
User avatar #489 to #488 - mrspensy (05/25/2014) [-]
you heard me.

*****
User avatar #447 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
You remind me of my bimmer
Lot of trunk space, girl, the perfect two seater
User avatar #448 to #447 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Nate, I don't know what you're trying to say, but I don't roll that way
User avatar #449 to #448 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
I'M SAYING YOU HAVE A NICE ASS, OKAY
User avatar #450 to #449 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
NATE NO
User avatar #451 to #450 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Nah, I wouldn't do that to you unless you wanted me to
What's up?
User avatar #452 to #451 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Dont worry, I never well

Eh, I'm pretty good. Had a solid day of workout

But, like always, thread's kinda getting to me.

Dudes blabbering about how Space Dandy sucks because it's not super deep, nor is it made in Japan.

But whatever, I'll let them type like they're on tumblr and ironically ******** and be sarcastic pompous pricks so long as I don't have to go hunting for a new community.

I probably should, though.
User avatar #453 to #452 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
I know

Funny, Wednesday's are my day off

Just the nature of places like that, I suppose. There are always other places you can go to, and it seems like you won't be losing much. Besides, I'm finally back on skype and here, so you have places to talk to me if need be
User avatar #454 to #453 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Oh **** , did you get my new skype?
User avatar #456 to #455 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
LukeTheRapper
User avatar #457 to #456 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Hehe, hope the public will give you a chance
User avatar #458 to #457 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
hey **** you man
User avatar #459 to #458 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Hehe, worth it
I finally listened to him, atually
User avatar #461 to #459 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Awesome

Chance is great and still has so much potential.
User avatar #462 to #461 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Very true
I just have one problem with him right now, and it's the same one I have with Kendrick Lamar, and it's that he doesn't enunciate very well.
Not really a problem, it just makes it hard to understand him at times
User avatar #463 to #462 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
He enunciates better than a lot of people, actually.

He claims it's because his parents taught him to "talk white"
User avatar #465 to #464 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
He's a very smart guy, though. He understands that it's proper pronunciation, but all the other kids will understand it better if he puts it that way.

Watch his interviews, he's really great
User avatar #466 to #465 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
I will in a bit, I'm watching my uncle stream on twitch right now

I do like him, though
He seems really nice
User avatar #460 to #459 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
actually*
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