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#5 - The baby looks like he is melting  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Just like old times +29
#12 - theberserker (05/03/2013) [-]
Goddammit, now he just looks partially inflated...... someone get the bike pump!
#129 - Isn't there some wierd anti-piracy on gta IV that makes the pi… 04/13/2013 on And miss out on flying cars??? 0
#143 - Scientists: " We might have cured an inphant with HIV&quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on Funny how these things work... +11
#181 - ravyen (03/06/2013) [-]
It's more than God has done.
#9 - Neil actually claims to have said "one small step for a m… 01/18/2013 on Tranquility Base Here... +2
#146 - He's not missing. If you look closely at one point he tries to… 11/30/2012 on That stare... 0
#83 - about 80 kg  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Too soon? 0
User avatar #84 - RandomAnonGuy (10/15/2012) [-]
Theoretically, since you're on either side of your feet at the same time, the same amount of force would be happening on either side, right?
Center of mass would be about halfway down your body, so about .89 meters down.
T = Fd, or Torque equals force times distance.
F = Ma, or mass times acceleration
T = (9.8*80)*.89 = 697.76 N/m, and since it's on either side it's double that, 1395.52 N/m.
Industrial grade superglue would do the trick, but then you'd never get your feet apart. My guess is that anything less would separate.
#79 - 178cm, are you going to calculate the force that the glue must…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Too soon? 0
User avatar #81 - RandomAnonGuy (10/15/2012) [-]
Yeah. Forgot I'd also need your weight, but I can use mine if you don't want to share yours.
#83 - slowryder (10/15/2012) [-]
about 80 kg
User avatar #84 - RandomAnonGuy (10/15/2012) [-]
Theoretically, since you're on either side of your feet at the same time, the same amount of force would be happening on either side, right?
Center of mass would be about halfway down your body, so about .89 meters down.
T = Fd, or Torque equals force times distance.
F = Ma, or mass times acceleration
T = (9.8*80)*.89 = 697.76 N/m, and since it's on either side it's double that, 1395.52 N/m.
Industrial grade superglue would do the trick, but then you'd never get your feet apart. My guess is that anything less would separate.
#75 - what if you superglued them together?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Too soon? 0
User avatar #76 - RandomAnonGuy (10/15/2012) [-]
How tall are you? If you don't mind me asking.
#79 - slowryder (10/15/2012) [-]
178cm, are you going to calculate the force that the glue must hold in order to keep me standing sideways?
User avatar #81 - RandomAnonGuy (10/15/2012) [-]
Yeah. Forgot I'd also need your weight, but I can use mine if you don't want to share yours.
#83 - slowryder (10/15/2012) [-]
about 80 kg
User avatar #84 - RandomAnonGuy (10/15/2012) [-]
Theoretically, since you're on either side of your feet at the same time, the same amount of force would be happening on either side, right?
Center of mass would be about halfway down your body, so about .89 meters down.
T = Fd, or Torque equals force times distance.
F = Ma, or mass times acceleration
T = (9.8*80)*.89 = 697.76 N/m, and since it's on either side it's double that, 1395.52 N/m.
Industrial grade superglue would do the trick, but then you'd never get your feet apart. My guess is that anything less would separate.
#72 - what if you glued your feet together?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Too soon? 0
User avatar #73 - RandomAnonGuy (10/15/2012) [-]
You'd have to keep yourself perfectly balanced while it dried, and good luck applying it.
Not to mention, imagine gluing something the length of your body to a wall and pressing down on the end. Do you think it would hold?
#75 - slowryder (10/15/2012) [-]
what if you superglued them together?
User avatar #76 - RandomAnonGuy (10/15/2012) [-]
How tall are you? If you don't mind me asking.
#79 - slowryder (10/15/2012) [-]
178cm, are you going to calculate the force that the glue must hold in order to keep me standing sideways?
User avatar #81 - RandomAnonGuy (10/15/2012) [-]
Yeah. Forgot I'd also need your weight, but I can use mine if you don't want to share yours.
#83 - slowryder (10/15/2012) [-]
about 80 kg
User avatar #84 - RandomAnonGuy (10/15/2012) [-]
Theoretically, since you're on either side of your feet at the same time, the same amount of force would be happening on either side, right?
Center of mass would be about halfway down your body, so about .89 meters down.
T = Fd, or Torque equals force times distance.
F = Ma, or mass times acceleration
T = (9.8*80)*.89 = 697.76 N/m, and since it's on either side it's double that, 1395.52 N/m.
Industrial grade superglue would do the trick, but then you'd never get your feet apart. My guess is that anything less would separate.
#11 - That might be the reason for him destroying his balls 10/02/2012 on no talent +2
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#1 - sheldortheconquero (01/05/2012) [-]
Hello dear random internetz friend. I have heard some rumors that you are a leprechaun, is that realy true? I want the pot of gold and your little green hat! GIEF ME NOOOW!
#2 to #1 - slowryder (01/05/2012) [-]
dear random person of the internet i found a picture of you :)
#3 to #2 - sheldortheconquero (01/06/2012) [-]
Oh you silly, everyone who eats food are full of shit
Oh you silly, everyone who eats food are full of shit
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