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slimscheibe

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Date Signed Up:1/15/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#53 - That thing is the size of a large cat, they definitely did not…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2015 on training +1
#55 - msamnesia (10/17/2015) [-]
guess you never heard of a watch dog that barks to alert you someone is approaching the perimeter. the second a dog starts barking a thief is gonna bolt
#97 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
at night people want to sleep
you cant let your dog stay outside, barking at everyone who passes by
at least where i live there are enough people walking around at night
#25 - lol what the **** happended here?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2015 on My personal wallpaper dump 0
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#29 - loganmadder (10/15/2015) [-]
I was uploading pics then deleted them and posted them on the link
#139 - same, just bumping for the notification  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2015 on Facebook strikes again 0
#167 - herecomesmaverick (10/14/2015) [-]
I bring sauce
#138 - ? 10/14/2015 on Facebook strikes again 0
#17 - correct, serbia use turnip 10/13/2015 on All for 60 bucks?? +19
#30 - I gotchu fam 6'5''  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2015 on but how will she know when... +2
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#31 - venomousvalentine (10/11/2015) [-]
thats kinda hot
#9 - what are you talking about, that thing has dozens of points.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2015 on Swiss Army Knife Review. +14
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#12 - sketchysketchist (10/11/2015) [-]
That's the joke.jpg
#273 - Picture 10/09/2015 on My time to shine +1
#33 - i got ur bak fam 10/08/2015 on Cancerbro's Headed Home 0
#67 - Theyre so hard to find sometimes man  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2015 on smooth dude +5
#94 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
Not if you really think about it. Some girls like blonde hair, some girls don't. You either have blonde hair or don't, BAM that's one right there. You aren't either arrogant or passive. You are either confident or humble, it's all about word choice. Negativity isn't realism here because all words for human qualities are made up simplifications, so just spin it for you instead of against you.
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#69 - crampers (10/08/2015) [-]
Naaw come one man, that's not true - everyone have some good quality about them
#38 - that last one 10/07/2015 on dope Futurama WebM... +5
#48 - I wouldnt trust VPNs nowadays. A number of them have instantly… 10/05/2015 on fuckin with chain restaurants +1
#19 - This fits the situation in two ways at once 10/02/2015 on A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear +1
#10 - Jesus that was cringy  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2015 on How to make your life matter +19
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#27 - dragondubobski (10/02/2015) [-]
#justblemthings
#11 - cherubium (10/02/2015) [-]
very.......
#9 - I kinda think admin won  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2015 on Admin gets roasted -2
#13 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
no he didn't he was on the defense the whole time
#35 - holy **** i had that exact same mouse for the longest t… 09/26/2015 on Set-Up Pic 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2015 on (untitled) +50
#64 - budbrown (09/26/2015) [-]
#1 - its so proud of itself at the end  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2015 on If I fits, I sits +4
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#2 - gabsmatags (09/26/2015) [-]
I think that's more of a "motherfucker I told you I would"
#18 - hey could you add me? 09/25/2015 on Buttholee's great webm... 0
#68 - Just deathmatch for a few days, maybe lower dpi (as much as yo…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/25/2015 on even with professionals 0
#77 - nocknockcomein (09/25/2015) [-]
SMFC reporting in:
play community 1v1s, lower your sens until you cant play any lower. 1.2 in game and 400dpi works for me
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#108 - nickotak (09/25/2015) [-]
jesus christ that's low. 1800 DPI and 1.2 here.
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#80 - zenler (09/25/2015) [-]
holy fuck thats so low, like awping low

you may be right tho, i went from 2.66 16:9 to 2.0 4:3 and it feels a bit better
ill try out even lower
#106 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
Global here. I play with 400dpi and 0.7 sensitivity. Ez pz to headshot at all ranges.
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#110 - zenler (09/25/2015) [-]
dafaq

i know a global prob semi-pro @ 6 400dpi

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#124 - nocknockcomein (09/26/2015) [-]
also, entry fragging is different. you need higher sens
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#125 - zenler (09/26/2015) [-]
friggin entry fraggin and ct's with a pug mindset playing ultra rand tactics ;c
#118 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
It's all about your preference, as long as you don't end up moving your mouse past your target when you flick to them you're good.
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#123 - zenler (09/26/2015) [-]
yeah true
#67 - Its a reference to the amount of kills in a game, you'll hear … 09/25/2015 on even with professionals +1
#14 - Most of the novas I come across (that aren't nova 1) are prett…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/24/2015 on even with professionals +4
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#40 - turdparty (09/24/2015) [-]
just started playing csgo got to gn1 i think im mid gold level for now until my aim improves, dont know how the hell people pull of headshots out the wazzu
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#68 - slimscheibe (09/25/2015) [-]
Just deathmatch for a few days, maybe lower dpi (as much as you are comfy with). Its just practice, youll notice instincts take over when dueling, and you'll get experience fighting at every potential angle on the map.
#77 - nocknockcomein (09/25/2015) [-]
SMFC reporting in:
play community 1v1s, lower your sens until you cant play any lower. 1.2 in game and 400dpi works for me
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#108 - nickotak (09/25/2015) [-]
jesus christ that's low. 1800 DPI and 1.2 here.
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#80 - zenler (09/25/2015) [-]
holy fuck thats so low, like awping low

you may be right tho, i went from 2.66 16:9 to 2.0 4:3 and it feels a bit better
ill try out even lower
#106 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
Global here. I play with 400dpi and 0.7 sensitivity. Ez pz to headshot at all ranges.
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#110 - zenler (09/25/2015) [-]
dafaq

i know a global prob semi-pro @ 6 400dpi

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#124 - nocknockcomein (09/26/2015) [-]
also, entry fragging is different. you need higher sens
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#125 - zenler (09/26/2015) [-]
friggin entry fraggin and ct's with a pug mindset playing ultra rand tactics ;c
#118 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
It's all about your preference, as long as you don't end up moving your mouse past your target when you flick to them you're good.
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#123 - zenler (09/26/2015) [-]
yeah true
#39 - oxki (09/24/2015) [-]
GN2 is pretty much the average rank so they're not very competent though one cannot say a blanket statement over every person in the rank. I started in silver 2, so I know the feel when people are stuck in their ranks.
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#18 - potatot (09/24/2015) [-]
every nova that ive come across arent competent at all. gnm is different, theyre pretty much mgs.
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#21 - introduction (09/24/2015) [-]
coming from a gnm with only 45 games won, i have no fucking clue what im doing, all i know is im apparently referred to as cyka, i hate these damn ruski's
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#24 - potatot (09/24/2015) [-]
we all know that you dont know what youre doing. dont worry lil nigga, i know that you can do it and figure it all out
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#25 - introduction (09/24/2015) [-]
i do drop 20+ every time i play, its not uncommon i drop 30, i only joined the pc master race last christmas when i got those sweet christmas bonuses to spend on gabes annual winter sale
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#56 - ptolomeus (09/25/2015) [-]
30 drop cases? Or is there something i'm not getting i understand none of the CS jargon in this thread... Nova, gn1, mid gold, silver, silver 2, gnm, tittywhispering. Please help
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#67 - slimscheibe (09/25/2015) [-]
Its a reference to the amount of kills in a game, you'll hear someone say they got a forty bomb and they are referring to how they demolished the enemy team.
#7 - 20 minutes into watch UFC and chill and he give you this look 09/24/2015 on The victory Face +16
#8 - dude....  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2015 on Butterfly on Phantom Assassin +5
#10 - pentol (09/23/2015) [-]
Butterfly is pretty bad on PA, since people buy MKB against her anyways. you are essensially wasting 1800 gold on the talisman. on void tho, MKB doesn't work on his innate evasion, in WC3 it actually functioned as an instant heal after you got hit. and if you make your opponent go MKB, they are not getting better items, like crit or attackspeed. Also, attackspeed is a lot more important on void, since he doesn't have free attackspeed on any of his skills, unlike PA.

your priorities are Raw damage and survivability for PA, and attackspeed and more attackspeed for void.
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#11 - metalbird (09/24/2015) [-]
build this so you can make them force buy an item such as mkb so they won't farm that other item like crit or divine rapier
#94 - Same, when I put mine in drive it locks the doors and when I p… 09/21/2015 on Free willy 0

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