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#90 - Damn. My German teacher said she had to learn Latin, too. I gu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Fun with Rosetta Stone -1
User avatar #91 - mion (05/27/2014) [-]
It depends on where you're studying and when you started studying.
I just started this semester (History/German in this semester, History/English next semester on a teaching post), so I need Latin to translate original sources from Latin to German/English (but let's be honest, the only thing I'd translate was a 30 pages English source, but definitely not Latin ).

A friend of my sister has finished her studies, so she started roughly 5 years ago and she didn't need any languages except German + English
User avatar #92 - slimeywaffles (05/27/2014) [-]
Haha, wow. Also, your username, Higurashi?
User avatar #93 - mion (05/27/2014) [-]
Ayup.

I originally intended to take Xion (from Kingdom Hearts Days), but that name was taken, just like Shion, so I sticked to mion.
User avatar #138 - shion (05/27/2014) [-]
hello!!
#88 - I moved to Germany last year, so my international school requi…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Fun with Rosetta Stone +1
User avatar #89 - mion (05/27/2014) [-]
I now have to learn Latin for my studies in Germany. 6th language and I'm totally not keen on it.
User avatar #119 - mummyslittlebitch (05/27/2014) [-]
Why are you learning Latin for German? It's not its root language or anything.
User avatar #139 - mion (05/27/2014) [-]
Not really for German, but rather for my History lessons, as I'm supposed to use my own translations of sources. I actually also need it for English as well (or rather all teaching post studies), which doesn't make too much sense for some subjects (e.g. Maths), but well, I'm not responsible for any of that shit o.o

But we all know that's not going to happen.
User avatar #90 - slimeywaffles (05/27/2014) [-]
Damn. My German teacher said she had to learn Latin, too. I guess that's a thing here for some reason?
User avatar #91 - mion (05/27/2014) [-]
It depends on where you're studying and when you started studying.
I just started this semester (History/German in this semester, History/English next semester on a teaching post), so I need Latin to translate original sources from Latin to German/English (but let's be honest, the only thing I'd translate was a 30 pages English source, but definitely not Latin ).

A friend of my sister has finished her studies, so she started roughly 5 years ago and she didn't need any languages except German + English
User avatar #92 - slimeywaffles (05/27/2014) [-]
Haha, wow. Also, your username, Higurashi?
User avatar #93 - mion (05/27/2014) [-]
Ayup.

I originally intended to take Xion (from Kingdom Hearts Days), but that name was taken, just like Shion, so I sticked to mion.
User avatar #138 - shion (05/27/2014) [-]
hello!!
#21 - I remember when I saw this with my brothers when we were young… 04/30/2014 on Atlantis was a good movie 0
#22 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2014 on When a black guy logs onto... 0
User avatar #60 - samxdaxman (04/30/2014) [-]
Key & Peele: Hoodie
These guys are hilarious, definitely check out their other skits.
User avatar #27 - datlaugh (04/30/2014) [-]
Key and Peele I think.
#12 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Frozen bad +66
#100 - This is great for people who have lost their limbs but he also…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Bionics part 2 0
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User avatar #116 - planetpluto (04/29/2014) [-]
I have lost half the strength in my left hand due to a knife accident, it would be nice if there was a glove that could provide me more strength so i wouldn't be so worried about falling off ladders and such.
User avatar #106 - vilememory (04/29/2014) [-]
It isn't enough to help people, the market of disabled slash amputee people is too small. Sadly it can't just be about helping people, it is about the money. How can they make money to actually help the people that need it. The way things work in the US sadly is science has to have a commercial aspect to it. If it doesn't then well fuck you. Perhaps that is the reason we don't cure anymore, more profitable to sell a treatment that has to be taken for the persons entire life. It is fucked up but true.
User avatar #105 - onefuckingskurut (04/29/2014) [-]
I share your opinion!
User avatar #103 - demandsgayversion (04/29/2014) [-]
There are disabilities where you still have your limbs, they just suck. Like people with wobble legs, old ladies who can't lift shit; and what about construction? Give those fuckers an exoskeleton and they won't have to break their backs.
#102 - iamthepapercut (04/29/2014) [-]
Why not?

I just see it as the next step in human augmentation. Hell, if you think about it stuff like weapons and armor are pretty much the same thing. To be more effective fighters, warriors added various equipment to their bodies. Now we're just getting to the point that we can just implant the stuff in ourselves.

Granted there are some dangers with it, imagine having a robotic heart that someone somehow managed to get remote access to. They could just shut you off.

Could still be fucking awesome though
#107 - acheryus (04/29/2014) [-]
<--- 20 years after the exoskeleton
User avatar #117 - flamingflames (04/29/2014) [-]
More like 200 here's something closer to 20 www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/12/may/ps14.jpg
User avatar #118 - acheryus (04/29/2014) [-]
I would still like to pilot it.
User avatar #121 - flamingflames (04/29/2014) [-]
Who wouldn't want to pilot a giant mech?
#122 - acheryus (04/29/2014) [-]
#115 - When I first saw that scene it made me cry, 04/27/2014 on Haunted French pancakes... +1
#27 - **slimeywaffles rolled image ** hf if he lost afte… 04/14/2014 on .. +3
#57 - Whoever gives me sauce, gets a cookie 04/14/2014 on master of romance 0
#117 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Sims Logic +3
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User avatar #118 - elmarcocfc (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh my fucking god.
#96 - Made my day. 04/11/2014 on title 0
#161 - Picture 04/10/2014 on MFW My kids mimic my bad... +6
#94 - That's besides the point of his views on women, but okay. 04/09/2014 on Walt Disney (OC) 0
#245 - Comment deleted 04/09/2014 on Fun with toothpicks and... 0
#87 - Most interesting thing I'll see all week 04/09/2014 on Walt Disney (OC) 0
#86 - Just because he hired women, doesn't mean he respected them, though.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Walt Disney (OC) +1
#93 - kjpuffin (04/09/2014) [-]
To be frank, Walt respected no one.

He was a visionary, and anyone who did not adhere to his vision within the company was reprimanded.

Hell, he even referred to his own nephew, Roy E Disney, who would later hold a very high executive head over the animation department, as a failure and a fool.

Not to mention the long complications he's had with his workers.
Remember the drinking clown scene from Dumbo? That was Walt's own jab at the employees he fired after they tried to form a union.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3Jlepufsc
(0:00-0:55)

The man was damn near impossible to impress.
#95 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (04/09/2014) [-]
Alright Frank
User avatar #94 - slimeywaffles (04/09/2014) [-]
That's besides the point of his views on women, but okay.
#254 - Picture 04/09/2014 on Just some feels I've been... +2
#249 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Just some feels I've been... -2
User avatar #253 - douevensax (04/09/2014) [-]
Shaddup
#251 - kimjongfine (04/09/2014) [-]
Let this bandwagon go, faggot.
#254 - slimeywaffles (04/09/2014) [-]
#28 - Picture 04/07/2014 on Where have you been all my... +7
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#12 - That moment of regret  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2014 on When fate is cruel... +106
#13 - moocowsz (04/07/2014) [-]
Atleast he didn't bend with his back.
User avatar #34 - trollchildxy (04/08/2014) [-]
Too bad if you know what i mean...
#64 - popnotes (04/08/2014) [-]
No I don't know what you mean, care to explain?
#34 - your English 04/07/2014 on This is me in GTA -1
#73 - Picture 04/07/2014 on WWJD? +3
#29 - Comment deleted 04/07/2014 on Punk 0
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User avatar #23 - alphagex (01/25/2014) [-]
I know this gonna sound weird and random but i was checking people who thumb my comment up (cuz it give me more internet bonner)

then i saw ure profile username and ure name slimmywaffle remind me of my ex gf vagina cuz she kept calling her vagine slimy and waffles..could be a slang for pussy so yeah idk why iam even telling u this

huge plot twist u are her,if ure real name start with the letter v u might be her
User avatar #24 to #23 - slimeywaffles (01/25/2014) [-]
I only figured out that waffles was slang for vagina about a year after I made my account. I purely had in mind syrup and waffles when I made it, haha
User avatar #25 to #24 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
lol u iz canadien like me? and the only good thing my ex every made for me was showing me this site that about it
User avatar #26 to #25 - slimeywaffles (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Nah, I'm American.
User avatar #27 to #26 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
Americana! just kidding iam candian, i got a question what the point of view of canada from .. like for u guys what are we canadian my history teacher said american think of canada as there little bro or something was wondering
User avatar #28 to #27 - slimeywaffles (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Well, I think I'd rather live in Canada than America. All the great government benefits of Europe like healthcare without really being in Europe. (Americans also tend to think Canada is wimpy).
User avatar #29 to #28 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
okay i clear a big mis understaning our healthcare i say the words of my teacher our healthcare is not free u pay it throught taxe.. the taxe rate in here is higher i heard in usa is lower..so u pay for ure taxe to get the healthcare so yeah is true that when u enter a hospital u show ure medic card and is free

but i once ate a bread with sesame oil aka thalin and iam allergic to that and i could not breaht and saliva keep comming out of my mouth so we rushed to the hospital my mum is like iam choking i have hard time breathing guess what the wonderful canadien hospital did?

they said please wait..sombody is almost dying out of an allergic but u know fuck that iam not emegency enough oh and about the time i fracture my thumb i waited about 7 hours so is not that great but on the good side we dont got guns...and shit and polution like usa so yeah
User avatar #30 to #29 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
I know it comes from tax money but at least it goes back to the people which is what I mean by free. I don't get what it is with waiting in Canada. I think Europe does Healthcare better than anywhere else I guess.
User avatar #31 to #30 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
if it comes from ure tax money is not free cuz u paid for it, free would be free service without paying for it, i hate people making the assumtion is free, and it doesn rly go back to u, u pay for it,.,taxe dont come back to u if u payed for it unless if u payed more then u earn that about it

and usa may not be free but at least there if u pay it is faster service
User avatar #32 to #31 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
Well, I lean towards social programs since I live in Europe at the moment. I think its just handled way better here. Like, for instance, French citizens can get a maid service paid from taxes. A friggin nanny. And everyone's taxes really benefit them more than going towards the military or whatever like in the States.
User avatar #33 to #32 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
i still don't get it why the fuck america atacked irak? from what i can tell is... usa was mad at arabs so there like u blow our tower we blow ure city...is that about it? then there like oh there is oil we take that while where here...

then there like '''we killed bin laden'' oh what that u want proof? nope just assume we did , is not like we can control the media or anything nope we killed bin laden no proof just take our words for it..do us usa goverment ever lied to its citizens?

like honeslty it has the maturity of 12 year old and i fucken hate some usa citizen who think so high and mighty about usa.. russian has equal if not stronger military and if all countrys unite they can kill usa...and if all trade is cut with usa..they wont survive on their own so just cuz u create famous company doesnt mean ure number 1... most crime and stuff happens in the usa

iam so sick of people being like oh iam american iam higher then god itself and shit like that, is not patriotism is over cockiness
User avatar #34 to #33 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, America pretty much goes into wars to profit by selling more artillery. Plus the middle east has oil. It's seriously fucked up. Iraqis have never harmed a single US citizen until they were attacked. Bush could have stopped 9/11. He was getting forms of notice about Al Qaeda but fucking nope, didn't do a thing about it. It's like he was waiting for a reason to attack any middle eastern country. It should have been Afghanistan. And Americans think their soldiers are giving freedom n shit.
User avatar #35 to #34 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
honeslty it pains me to see soldiers who are ready to die for their country, like how their life is thrown to waste i feel like there puppets..and i tought cuz iraq did this but nope is just out of revenge my teacher also said after 9/11 instead of praying or something bush said shop..keep shoping...so yeah and the theorys of 9/11 being a conspirecy..it kinda make sense cuz i saw on the documentry..george bush day dining with the osama family....before 9 /11 and just before 9/11 alot of planes quiting the country and the military was gone for training that day it is also a possibelity

and if u gonnna make the claim sayinf u killed bin laden least thing u could do is show his body on the tv and movies we see shit ton of gore and where like meh.but apperently a shot in the head is too much in wow everybody was lik they killed bin laden

seriously where the proof or the body? controling media is thing the military and the usa goverment can do...so yeah and i know usa only cares for profit well any other country does but i think capitalism is stronger in the usa i wont lie i love someu sa companies and product but i still think their attitude of being and thinking their #1 is kina bullshit they have shit loat of debts...if ure number 1 ure richest country so yeah and other stuff 2
User avatar #36 to #35 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
I find the possibility of 9/11 being a conspiracy really high too. I mean, when the building went down, it was more like a demolition. And each story from the top just exploded one after the other. There are two ways to control people: to frighten and demoralize. That's exactly what Bush did so he'd get reelected, saying all that shit about "They hate us for our freedom." Doesn't even make sense. Americans have been fooled. It's so easy to control them.
User avatar #37 to #36 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
well the planes went into the building..it did not went somwhere else... so idk about ure demolision theory maybed the payed their family to crush the planes idk but it does seem fishy, for example why were the bush family dining with the bin ladens? before 9 11 sound suspecious if u ask me
User avatar #38 to #37 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
It's especially weird how just hours after it happened, on the news they immediately announced the ones who crashed the plane. Shouldn't it have taken way more investigation to find that out? And i don't know about that dining, they just wanna make their relation seem close or something.
User avatar #15 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #16 to #15 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
Why, hello, there, fellow funnyjunker.
User avatar #19 to #16 - caet ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #17 to #16 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #18 to #17 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow, for some reason I wasn't expecting that. You're not the first to ask. And no. Christ, there are so many tits on the internet, anyways.
User avatar #20 to #18 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
are there? I've never seen any
User avatar #21 to #20 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
You're funny. And so is your friend, over there. Nice talking
User avatar #22 to #21 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #11 - nomps (09/03/2013) [-]
Thanks, I thumbed most of the stuff I saw he had voted down for you too.
So out of interest, what was the comment me and you thumbed down?
User avatar #13 to #12 - nomps (09/03/2013) [-]
Hah, he got waaay too upset about some silly little red thumb icons on his random ass comment.
#14 to #13 - slimeywaffles (09/03/2013) [-]
Yep. I mean, especially since now we can see whose's thumbs, it was pretty pointless to do that...
Yep. I mean, especially since now we can see whose's thumbs, it was pretty pointless to do that...
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm just being realistic, considering goats are treated better than women in the middle east.
#8 to #7 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
True...true
True...true
User avatar #9 to #8 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Your username disturbs and intrigues me at the same time.
User avatar #10 to #9 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
You are not the first...
User avatar #2 - masterboll (08/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #3 to #2 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm flattered you'd like to see them, but no, sorry.
#5 to #4 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
The only chance is if you were to somehow run into me on Omegle, man.   
Terribly sorry, I'd just rather not save a pic of my tits on my computer
The only chance is if you were to somehow run into me on Omegle, man.
Terribly sorry, I'd just rather not save a pic of my tits on my computer
#6 to #5 - masterboll (08/26/2013) [-]
if Omegle is the only place you would show your tits then i think ill pass   
   
that site is practically a sausage fest
if Omegle is the only place you would show your tits then i think ill pass

that site is practically a sausage fest
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