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Date Signed Up:3/11/2012
Last Login:7/10/2014
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#94 - That's besides the point of his views on women, but okay. 04/09/2014 on Walt Disney (OC) 0
#245 - Comment deleted 04/09/2014 on Fun with toothpicks and... 0
#87 - Most interesting thing I'll see all week 04/09/2014 on Walt Disney (OC) 0
#86 - Just because he hired women, doesn't mean he respected them, though.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Walt Disney (OC) +1
#93 - kjpuffin (04/09/2014) [-]
To be frank, Walt respected no one.

He was a visionary, and anyone who did not adhere to his vision within the company was reprimanded.

Hell, he even referred to his own nephew, Roy E Disney, who would later hold a very high executive head over the animation department, as a failure and a fool.

Not to mention the long complications he's had with his workers.
Remember the drinking clown scene from Dumbo? That was Walt's own jab at the employees he fired after they tried to form a union.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3Jlepufsc
(0:00-0:55)

The man was damn near impossible to impress.
#95 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (04/09/2014) [-]
Alright Frank
User avatar #94 - slimeywaffles (04/09/2014) [-]
That's besides the point of his views on women, but okay.
#254 - Picture 04/09/2014 on Just some feels I've been... +2
#249 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Just some feels I've been... -2
User avatar #253 - douevensax (04/09/2014) [-]
Shaddup
#251 - kimjongfine (04/09/2014) [-]
Let this bandwagon go, faggot.
#254 - slimeywaffles (04/09/2014) [-]
#28 - Picture 04/07/2014 on Where have you been all my... +7
#20 - Picture 04/07/2014 on It's all Ogre now 0
#12 - That moment of regret  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2014 on When fate is cruel... +106
#13 - moocowsz (04/07/2014) [-]
Atleast he didn't bend with his back.
User avatar #34 - trollchildxy (04/08/2014) [-]
Too bad if you know what i mean...
#64 - popnotes (04/08/2014) [-]
No I don't know what you mean, care to explain?
#34 - your English 04/07/2014 on This is me in GTA -1
#73 - Picture 04/07/2014 on WWJD? +3
#29 - Comment deleted 04/07/2014 on Punk 0
#47 - Picture 04/07/2014 on HA! +22
#31 - You think I don't wish I said that? I'm a very awkward person, period.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Actual advice +3
#215 - smilegoddamnit (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh don't worry I'm awkward too! I am not the one who people assume to be the girlfriend most of the time because I tend to try andhelp them get with people etc. Though from from time to time I have. I simply say something about his/her nickname and we all laugh it off! Though it's a common mistake, I wouldn't dwell on it.
User avatar #67 - bluelight (04/06/2014) [-]
do it
#25 - ...How? I genuinely would want to play as a necromorph on Sims. 04/05/2014 on wtf is wrong with this game!! +5
#26 - Comment deleted  [+] (19 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Actual advice -57
User avatar #274 - herblegerble (04/06/2014) [-]
My ex did that before we started going out.
You are the worst kind of person.
User avatar #255 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
So...explain it to him?
User avatar #230 - Mortuus (04/06/2014) [-]
If you like the guy, don't be a bitch to him. You're a female. He's a male.

Go for it. Biologically, the likely-hood of you dating is relatively high, especially if you ask him. (Albeit, some men might take that as "crazy")
#194 - lettucehaveanalsex (04/06/2014) [-]
bitch
#175 - walmartysnextghost (04/06/2014) [-]
**walmartysnextghost rolled image** what you deserve
#93 - ImTheDude (04/06/2014) [-]
**ImTheDude rolled image** you monster
User avatar #76 - rakuraimasuta (04/06/2014) [-]
dun fucked up
You should make him cookies or something
User avatar #206 - aTastyCooky (04/06/2014) [-]
I agree
User avatar #208 - rakuraimasuta (04/06/2014) [-]
hahaha
User avatar #71 - fukkentyranitar (04/06/2014) [-]
Ohhhhhhh, that's harsh.
User avatar #56 - thegrayfox (04/05/2014) [-]
You're disgusting.
User avatar #104 - welliguessitsaname (04/06/2014) [-]
ty for repeating mortallis' comment, I couldn't read it
User avatar #36 - crowd (04/05/2014) [-]
it's not to late, go back and tell him
#30 - mortallis (04/05/2014) [-]
You disgust me.
User avatar #29 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/05/2014) [-]
or jut laugh and let him answer.
User avatar #28 - undeadmaus (04/05/2014) [-]
You could've just laughed and said no
User avatar #31 - slimeywaffles (04/05/2014) [-]
You think I don't wish I said that? I'm a very awkward person, period.
#215 - smilegoddamnit (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh don't worry I'm awkward too! I am not the one who people assume to be the girlfriend most of the time because I tend to try andhelp them get with people etc. Though from from time to time I have. I simply say something about his/her nickname and we all laugh it off! Though it's a common mistake, I wouldn't dwell on it.
User avatar #67 - bluelight (04/06/2014) [-]
do it
#28 - This a good series? I don't care much for what's on Adult Swim…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/05/2014 on All parents should know this +3
User avatar #58 - fukkentyranitar (04/06/2014) [-]
Its really fucking good, man. Watch the shit out of it.
User avatar #55 - ICEDgrunge (04/06/2014) [-]
I felt the same way as you until I watched this show. It completely salvaged adult swim in my opinion.
#34 - goonzooz (04/05/2014) [-]
This show is fucking amazing do your self a favor, smoke some weed and watch this show.
www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/rick-and-morty
User avatar #118 - themightymrplow (04/09/2014) [-]
I watched it and I'm in love. This show is fucking brilliant.
User avatar #67 - scarmanagent (04/06/2014) [-]
why is it under anime?
#72 - goonzooz (04/06/2014) [-]
its not, its under cartoons. The website is just anime based
User avatar #31 - baitman (04/05/2014) [-]
it's breddy good, 10/10
#14 - Huh. 04/05/2014 on Dried Glue 0
#23 - Comment deleted 04/05/2014 on I want this movie played at... 0
#47 - Actually every single girl would turn. You could have gotten y…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Woah there Satan +21
#89 - masterboll (04/05/2014) [-]
it would let me know who is approaching that time of the month
#56 - anonymous (04/05/2014) [-]
Unless you're on a specific contraceptive pill like me. I take the pill for 21 days, stop on Monday and start my period on that Thursday night without fail.
#78 - First one was ****** . Why didn't they all do… 04/05/2014 on Faith in humanity... +7
#134 - This is from the book Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curiou… 04/05/2014 on dilemma +2
#8 - Picture 04/05/2014 on When I see some sweet... +1
#80 - sauce if anyone knows?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on The /k/ing 0
User avatar #82 - rakuraimasuta (03/31/2014) [-]
Dumb and Dumber
#8 - Picture 03/31/2014 on Bill Nye the stoner guy 0
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User avatar #23 - alphagex (01/25/2014) [-]
I know this gonna sound weird and random but i was checking people who thumb my comment up (cuz it give me more internet bonner)

then i saw ure profile username and ure name slimmywaffle remind me of my ex gf ****** cuz she kept calling her vagine slimy and waffles..could be a slang for ***** so yeah idk why iam even telling u this

huge plot twist u are her,if ure real name start with the letter v u might be her
User avatar #24 to #23 - slimeywaffles (01/25/2014) [-]
I only figured out that waffles was slang for ****** about a year after I made my account. I purely had in mind syrup and waffles when I made it, haha
User avatar #25 to #24 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
lol u iz canadien like me? and the only good thing my ex every made for me was showing me this site that about it
User avatar #26 to #25 - slimeywaffles (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Nah, I'm American.
User avatar #27 to #26 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
Americana! just kidding iam candian, i got a question what the point of view of canada from .. like for u guys what are we canadian my history teacher said american think of canada as there little bro or something was wondering
User avatar #28 to #27 - slimeywaffles (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Well, I think I'd rather live in Canada than America. All the great government benefits of Europe like healthcare without really being in Europe. (Americans also tend to think Canada is wimpy).
User avatar #29 to #28 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
okay i clear a big mis understaning our healthcare i say the words of my teacher our healthcare is not free u pay it throught taxe.. the taxe rate in here is higher i heard in usa is lower..so u pay for ure taxe to get the healthcare so yeah is true that when u enter a hospital u show ure medic card and is free

but i once ate a bread with sesame oil aka thalin and iam allergic to that and i could not breaht and saliva keep comming out of my mouth so we rushed to the hospital my mum is like iam choking i have hard time breathing guess what the wonderful canadien hospital did?

they said please wait..sombody is almost dying out of an allergic but u know **** that iam not emegency enough oh and about the time i fracture my thumb i waited about 7 hours so is not that great but on the good side we dont got guns...and **** and polution like usa so yeah
User avatar #30 to #29 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
I know it comes from tax money but at least it goes back to the people which is what I mean by free. I don't get what it is with waiting in Canada. I think Europe does Healthcare better than anywhere else I guess.
User avatar #31 to #30 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
if it comes from ure tax money is not free cuz u paid for it, free would be free service without paying for it, i hate people making the assumtion is free, and it doesn rly go back to u, u pay for it,.,taxe dont come back to u if u payed for it unless if u payed more then u earn that about it

and usa may not be free but at least there if u pay it is faster service
User avatar #32 to #31 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
Well, I lean towards social programs since I live in Europe at the moment. I think its just handled way better here. Like, for instance, French citizens can get a maid service paid from taxes. A friggin nanny. And everyone's taxes really benefit them more than going towards the military or whatever like in the States.
User avatar #33 to #32 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
i still don't get it why the **** america atacked irak? from what i can tell is... usa was mad at arabs so there like u blow our tower we blow ure city...is that about it? then there like oh there is oil we take that while where here...

then there like '''we killed bin laden'' oh what that u want proof? nope just assume we did , is not like we can control the media or anything nope we killed bin laden no proof just take our words for it..do us usa goverment ever lied to its citizens?

like honeslty it has the maturity of 12 year old and i ****** hate some usa citizen who think so high and mighty about usa.. russian has equal if not stronger military and if all countrys unite they can kill usa...and if all trade is cut with usa..they wont survive on their own so just cuz u create famous company doesnt mean ure number 1... most crime and stuff happens in the usa

iam so sick of people being like oh iam american iam higher then god itself and **** like that, is not patriotism is over cockiness
User avatar #34 to #33 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, America pretty much goes into wars to profit by selling more artillery. Plus the middle east has oil. It's seriously ****** up. Iraqis have never harmed a single US citizen until they were attacked. Bush could have stopped 9/11. He was getting forms of notice about Al Qaeda but ******* nope, didn't do a thing about it. It's like he was waiting for a reason to attack any middle eastern country. It should have been Afghanistan. And Americans think their soldiers are giving freedom n **** .
User avatar #35 to #34 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
honeslty it pains me to see soldiers who are ready to die for their country, like how their life is thrown to waste i feel like there puppets..and i tought cuz iraq did this but nope is just out of revenge my teacher also said after 9/11 instead of praying or something bush said shop..keep shoping...so yeah and the theorys of 9/11 being a conspirecy..it kinda make sense cuz i saw on the documentry..george bush day dining with the osama family....before 9 /11 and just before 9/11 alot of planes quiting the country and the military was gone for training that day it is also a possibelity

and if u gonnna make the claim sayinf u killed bin laden least thing u could do is show his body on the tv and movies we see **** ton of gore and where like meh.but apperently a shot in the head is too much in wow everybody was lik they killed bin laden

seriously where the proof or the body? controling media is thing the military and the usa goverment can do...so yeah and i know usa only cares for profit well any other country does but i think capitalism is stronger in the usa i wont lie i love someu sa companies and product but i still think their attitude of being and thinking their #1 is kina ******** they have **** loat of debts...if ure number 1 ure richest country so yeah and other stuff 2
User avatar #36 to #35 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
I find the possibility of 9/11 being a conspiracy really high too. I mean, when the building went down, it was more like a demolition. And each story from the top just exploded one after the other. There are two ways to control people: to frighten and demoralize. That's exactly what Bush did so he'd get reelected, saying all that **** about "They hate us for our freedom." Doesn't even make sense. Americans have been fooled. It's so easy to control them.
User avatar #37 to #36 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
well the planes went into the building..it did not went somwhere else... so idk about ure demolision theory maybed the payed their family to crush the planes idk but it does seem fishy, for example why were the bush family dining with the bin ladens? before 9 11 sound suspecious if u ask me
User avatar #38 to #37 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
It's especially weird how just hours after it happened, on the news they immediately announced the ones who crashed the plane. Shouldn't it have taken way more investigation to find that out? And i don't know about that dining, they just wanna make their relation seem close or something.
User avatar #15 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #16 to #15 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
Why, hello, there, fellow funnyjunker.
User avatar #19 to #16 - caet (01/15/2014) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #17 to #16 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #18 to #17 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow, for some reason I wasn't expecting that. You're not the first to ask. And no. Christ, there are so many tits on the internet, anyways.
User avatar #20 to #18 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
are there? I've never seen any
User avatar #21 to #20 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
You're funny. And so is your friend, over there. Nice talking
User avatar #22 to #21 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #11 - nomps (09/03/2013) [-]
Thanks, I thumbed most of the stuff I saw he had voted down for you too.
So out of interest, what was the comment me and you thumbed down?
User avatar #13 to #12 - nomps (09/03/2013) [-]
Hah, he got waaay too upset about some silly little red thumb icons on his random ass comment.
#14 to #13 - slimeywaffles (09/03/2013) [-]
Yep. I mean, especially since now we can see whose's thumbs, it was pretty pointless to do that...
Yep. I mean, especially since now we can see whose's thumbs, it was pretty pointless to do that...
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm just being realistic, considering goats are treated better than women in the middle east.
#8 to #7 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
True...true
True...true
User avatar #9 to #8 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
Your username disturbs and intrigues me at the same time.
User avatar #10 to #9 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
You are not the first...
User avatar #2 - masterboll (08/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #3 to #2 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm flattered you'd like to see them, but no, sorry.
#5 to #4 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
The only chance is if you were to somehow run into me on Omegle, man.   
Terribly sorry, I'd just rather not save a pic of my tits on my computer
The only chance is if you were to somehow run into me on Omegle, man.
Terribly sorry, I'd just rather not save a pic of my tits on my computer
#6 to #5 - masterboll (08/26/2013) [-]
if Omegle is the only place you would show your tits then i think ill pass   
   
that site is practically a sausage fest
if Omegle is the only place you would show your tits then i think ill pass

that site is practically a sausage fest
User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
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