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#1 - I tried looking for more of these trending on tumblr so I goog…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Totally not NSFW +26
User avatar #2 - bjornkrage (06/05/2014) [-]
try "tumblr porn crops" or something along those lines.

maybe you'll just get corn fucking rye, but hey, you might find something.
#3 - Wouldn't give a **** about this if it weren't for the title  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Hungry man saves snacks for... +202
#4 - FireFront (06/05/2014) [-]
#54 - Pretty sure she's actually naturally sleep deprived in that picture... 06/05/2014 on left, middle or right? +4
#6 - Damn, I want Watch Dogs so bad but I'm poor.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/05/2014 on A terrible day for rain 0
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User avatar #21 - thisisnotaname (06/05/2014) [-]
I bought it on PC and my computer just doesn't like to run it.
User avatar #38 - seras (06/05/2014) [-]
No PC likes to run it. It's a fucking trainwreck of a port.
User avatar #32 - mondprinzessin (06/05/2014) [-]
"PC Masterrace"
User avatar #41 - thisisnotaname (06/05/2014) [-]
Overall, PC is a lot easier to mod and shit, and so I'll always lean towards PC, but consoles are still pretty good. Still, shitty PC ports are the bane of my fucking existence.
User avatar #45 - mondprinzessin (06/05/2014) [-]
lol just teasing
i still cant get battlefield 4 to run
User avatar #46 - thisisnotaname (06/06/2014) [-]
Oh, no, I know. It made me chuckle. :p
I can make battlefield 4 run okay but not watch dogs
User avatar #47 - mondprinzessin (06/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - siveon (06/05/2014) [-]
Like all "bestseller" games, in about 1-2 years it'll cost around 10 bucks.
User avatar #8 - pwnagraphy (06/05/2014) [-]
Redbox, $2 a day and if it's shit call them up and they will give you free stuff. Happened to me with Thief
User avatar #27 - themurrey (06/05/2014) [-]
Doesn't mean they'll do it to everybody. Just saying.
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#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Smart man saying smart things +5
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#6 - Wish everyone could see this. I remember I was on the train wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Should you check her boobs? +1
#11 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
Get over it you dumb slut
#18 - Actually, her eyeliner on the first one is neater, and she's a… 06/05/2014 on Find 2 differences. LoL -1
#205 - I think number 2 goes for both sexes. I mean come on, we all g… 06/05/2014 on Preach, sister 0
#72 - Picture 06/04/2014 on For the like five of you... 0
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#94 - Read that whole ******* thing. Hello, new friend. 06/04/2014 on Let the hate flow through... 0
#505 - Your comment scares me, man. I don't want to try to convince y…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Awaiting possible media... +3
User avatar #562 - zalopower (06/05/2014) [-]
I was sleepy and in no condition to write obvious sarcasm. I am actually against death penalty, and tried yet failed to use sarcasm in my way of presenting my argument.
User avatar #563 - slimeywaffles (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I was expecting that actually haha. That picture seemed a little too much...
#4 - cringe Christ. Only slight back straightening but my teacher … 06/02/2014 on Jew-Jitsu diaris 0
#14 - Looking at it that way, yeah. 06/02/2014 on 133 Billion Dollar you say +9
#4 - Obviously drawn over... 06/02/2014 on gender: girl, attributes:... 0
#2 - Sometimes yoga makes me feel a little vulnerable like that but…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Jew-Jitsu diaris 0
#3 - dildodude (06/02/2014) [-]
No assistance of any sort? What's the point of going to yoga classes then?
#5 - taurusguy (06/02/2014) [-]
Well thats not really professional now is it, should go from the back or something. Im not being anything other than sensible, i dont care if he does this but dear god if someone not sensible sees him doing that, will probably start world war 3
User avatar #4 - slimeywaffles (06/02/2014) [-]
cringeChrist. Only slight back straightening but my teacher does nothing like that.
#11 - this is the original if anyone wants it 06/02/2014 on Watermelons are delicious 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Mr. Rogers Speech +59
#12 - dehfurk (06/02/2014) [-]
He was singing a lullaby for tall man. Don't you DARE sully his name
User avatar #146 - willgum (06/02/2014) [-]
wait why would that require him flipping of the camera?
User avatar #181 - elcreepo (06/02/2014) [-]
Because the song does each finger as a different name and he's singing it, not realizing what he's about to do until it's too late, and realizing the kids don't know any different he just kept right on going so that they wouldn't learn that it was bad to do (wasn't their fault) and immediately apologized afterwards with an explanation
User avatar #183 - willgum (06/02/2014) [-]
oh that makes sense thank you
#10 - Mfw he got suspended. ******* Roy. 06/02/2014 on morning gentlemen +2
#8 - I remember I used to act as guys' girlfriends and they'd give …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/02/2014 on 133 Billion Dollar you say +26
User avatar #136 - fukkendragonite (06/02/2014) [-]
You gold-digger whore, you
#29 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
Well, I was 10 when I started on RS, and did something along those lines...I think you were going with some 10 year olds.
User avatar #10 - thisisspartah (06/02/2014) [-]
you must've been lonely too, the time required is the same as the time spent
#26 - lolfacejimmy (06/02/2014) [-]
actually not really cause lets say slimeywaffles(lvl50) acts as the gf to super1337(lvl120) for 2hrs and gets 1 rare item that can only be found in a dungeon in a top tier castle guarded by a demon that is hard for high lvl people to get then slimey now has a huge advantage on others his/her lvl or wont have to go do said quest when he/she gets to that lvl if its a 1hr quest that you will likely die multiple times on and burn through a lot of resources on or 2 hrs of sitting in a pub/shop/bank/ect acting as a gf to someone and havein a good laugh about as you do it id say the latter it the better option
#33 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
Hah you did math, i bet you kiss girls faggot.
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#14 - slimeywaffles (06/02/2014) [-]
Looking at it that way, yeah.
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#24 - slimeywaffles (06/02/2014) [-]
#48 - Makes me cringe ow 06/02/2014 on Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy +1
#243 - True. But guns make it easier. Like the guy in China who stabb…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on The Onion > 0
User avatar #255 - xxbandwagonxx (05/30/2014) [-]
If it was a gun 1 of them would have died.
About 5% of gunshot victims that get medical aid actually die.


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User avatar #23 - alphagex (01/25/2014) [-]
I know this gonna sound weird and random but i was checking people who thumb my comment up (cuz it give me more internet bonner)

then i saw ure profile username and ure name slimmywaffle remind me of my ex gf vagina cuz she kept calling her vagine slimy and waffles..could be a slang for pussy so yeah idk why iam even telling u this

huge plot twist u are her,if ure real name start with the letter v u might be her
User avatar #24 to #23 - slimeywaffles (01/25/2014) [-]
I only figured out that waffles was slang for vagina about a year after I made my account. I purely had in mind syrup and waffles when I made it, haha
User avatar #25 to #24 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
lol u iz canadien like me? and the only good thing my ex every made for me was showing me this site that about it
User avatar #26 to #25 - slimeywaffles (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Nah, I'm American.
User avatar #27 to #26 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
Americana! just kidding iam candian, i got a question what the point of view of canada from .. like for u guys what are we canadian my history teacher said american think of canada as there little bro or something was wondering
User avatar #28 to #27 - slimeywaffles (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Well, I think I'd rather live in Canada than America. All the great government benefits of Europe like healthcare without really being in Europe. (Americans also tend to think Canada is wimpy).
User avatar #29 to #28 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
okay i clear a big mis understaning our healthcare i say the words of my teacher our healthcare is not free u pay it throught taxe.. the taxe rate in here is higher i heard in usa is lower..so u pay for ure taxe to get the healthcare so yeah is true that when u enter a hospital u show ure medic card and is free

but i once ate a bread with sesame oil aka thalin and iam allergic to that and i could not breaht and saliva keep comming out of my mouth so we rushed to the hospital my mum is like iam choking i have hard time breathing guess what the wonderful canadien hospital did?

they said please wait..sombody is almost dying out of an allergic but u know **** that iam not emegency enough oh and about the time i fracture my thumb i waited about 7 hours so is not that great but on the good side we dont got guns...and **** and polution like usa so yeah
User avatar #30 to #29 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
I know it comes from tax money but at least it goes back to the people which is what I mean by free. I don't get what it is with waiting in Canada. I think Europe does Healthcare better than anywhere else I guess.
User avatar #31 to #30 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
if it comes from ure tax money is not free cuz u paid for it, free would be free service without paying for it, i hate people making the assumtion is free, and it doesn rly go back to u, u pay for it,.,taxe dont come back to u if u payed for it unless if u payed more then u earn that about it

and usa may not be free but at least there if u pay it is faster service
User avatar #32 to #31 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
Well, I lean towards social programs since I live in Europe at the moment. I think its just handled way better here. Like, for instance, French citizens can get a maid service paid from taxes. A friggin nanny. And everyone's taxes really benefit them more than going towards the military or whatever like in the States.
User avatar #33 to #32 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
i still don't get it why the **** america atacked irak? from what i can tell is... usa was mad at arabs so there like u blow our tower we blow ure city...is that about it? then there like oh there is oil we take that while where here...

then there like '''we killed bin laden'' oh what that u want proof? nope just assume we did , is not like we can control the media or anything nope we killed bin laden no proof just take our words for it..do us usa goverment ever lied to its citizens?

like honeslty it has the maturity of 12 year old and i ****** hate some usa citizen who think so high and mighty about usa.. russian has equal if not stronger military and if all countrys unite they can kill usa...and if all trade is cut with usa..they wont survive on their own so just cuz u create famous company doesnt mean ure number 1... most crime and stuff happens in the usa

iam so sick of people being like oh iam american iam higher then god itself and **** like that, is not patriotism is over cockiness
User avatar #34 to #33 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, America pretty much goes into wars to profit by selling more artillery. Plus the middle east has oil. It's seriously ****** up. Iraqis have never harmed a single US citizen until they were attacked. Bush could have stopped 9/11. He was getting forms of notice about Al Qaeda but ******* nope, didn't do a thing about it. It's like he was waiting for a reason to attack any middle eastern country. It should have been Afghanistan. And Americans think their soldiers are giving freedom n **** .
User avatar #35 to #34 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
honeslty it pains me to see soldiers who are ready to die for their country, like how their life is thrown to waste i feel like there puppets..and i tought cuz iraq did this but nope is just out of revenge my teacher also said after 9/11 instead of praying or something bush said shop..keep shoping...so yeah and the theorys of 9/11 being a conspirecy..it kinda make sense cuz i saw on the documentry..george bush day dining with the osama family....before 9 /11 and just before 9/11 alot of planes quiting the country and the military was gone for training that day it is also a possibelity

and if u gonnna make the claim sayinf u killed bin laden least thing u could do is show his body on the tv and movies we see **** ton of gore and where like meh.but apperently a shot in the head is too much in wow everybody was lik they killed bin laden

seriously where the proof or the body? controling media is thing the military and the usa goverment can do...so yeah and i know usa only cares for profit well any other country does but i think capitalism is stronger in the usa i wont lie i love someu sa companies and product but i still think their attitude of being and thinking their #1 is kina ******** they have **** loat of debts...if ure number 1 ure richest country so yeah and other stuff 2
User avatar #36 to #35 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
I find the possibility of 9/11 being a conspiracy really high too. I mean, when the building went down, it was more like a demolition. And each story from the top just exploded one after the other. There are two ways to control people: to frighten and demoralize. That's exactly what Bush did so he'd get reelected, saying all that **** about "They hate us for our freedom." Doesn't even make sense. Americans have been fooled. It's so easy to control them.
User avatar #37 to #36 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
well the planes went into the building..it did not went somwhere else... so idk about ure demolision theory maybed the payed their family to crush the planes idk but it does seem fishy, for example why were the bush family dining with the bin ladens? before 9 11 sound suspecious if u ask me
User avatar #38 to #37 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
It's especially weird how just hours after it happened, on the news they immediately announced the ones who crashed the plane. Shouldn't it have taken way more investigation to find that out? And i don't know about that dining, they just wanna make their relation seem close or something.
User avatar #15 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #16 to #15 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
Why, hello, there, fellow funnyjunker.
User avatar #17 to #16 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #18 to #17 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow, for some reason I wasn't expecting that. You're not the first to ask. And no. Christ, there are so many tits on the internet, anyways.
User avatar #20 to #18 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
are there? I've never seen any
User avatar #21 to #20 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
You're funny. And so is your friend, over there. Nice talking
User avatar #22 to #21 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - nomps (09/03/2013) [-]
Thanks, I thumbed most of the stuff I saw he had voted down for you too.
So out of interest, what was the comment me and you thumbed down?
User avatar #13 to #12 - nomps (09/03/2013) [-]
Hah, he got waaay too upset about some silly little red thumb icons on his random ass comment.
#14 to #13 - slimeywaffles (09/03/2013) [-]
Yep. I mean, especially since now we can see whose's thumbs, it was pretty pointless to do that...
Yep. I mean, especially since now we can see whose's thumbs, it was pretty pointless to do that...
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm just being realistic, considering goats are treated better than women in the middle east.
#8 to #7 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
Your username disturbs and intrigues me at the same time.
User avatar #10 to #9 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
You are not the first...
User avatar #2 - masterboll ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #3 to #2 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm flattered you'd like to see them, but no, sorry.
#5 to #4 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
The only chance is if you were to somehow run into me on Omegle, man.   
Terribly sorry, I'd just rather not save a pic of my tits on my computer
The only chance is if you were to somehow run into me on Omegle, man.
Terribly sorry, I'd just rather not save a pic of my tits on my computer
#6 to #5 - masterboll ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
if Omegle is the only place you would show your tits then i think ill pass   
that site is practically a sausage fest
if Omegle is the only place you would show your tits then i think ill pass

that site is practically a sausage fest
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