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slimeywaffles

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Date Signed Up:3/11/2012
Last Login:7/03/2015
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Content Thumbs: 385 total,  517 ,  132
Comment Thumbs: 7446 total,  8967 ,  1521
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 38 Content: Peasant → Level 39 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:34414
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:2009
FJ Points:7458

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#202 - Signs are drawn wrong 06/28/2014 on True Equality +2
#14 - This type of guy I find totally unattractive. Besides, the com…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Mr. Right +1
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#24 - metalnettle (06/26/2014) [-]
Actually, personal story time- this happened about a week ago.
> sitting at bus stop, pretty late evening
> old guy approaches, hobo attire
> calls me beautiful
> give him a look but otherwise ignore, not interested
> guy obviously offended
> guy says "just joking"
> starts walking away
> turns back around
> "You're actually a right piece of work you ugly cunt"
welp...
#23 - anon (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry. No. You're so, so wrong.

Some guys can take rejection well, but the ones who can't?

Their first instinct is to take back everything nice they've said and call the girl a slut, whore, fugly, bitchy, etc.
#20 - butakun (06/26/2014) [-]
I dunno, there are plenty of genuine douchebags who are good at being fake to get what they want.
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#17 - wthree (06/26/2014) [-]
It probably would have been some fedora-clad guy going up, talking about himself for an hour, then go home to rage on the internet because he said please.
#172 - female yes 06/26/2014 on Would you? 0
#60 - Focusing on the extremist side of feminists is like saying all… 06/26/2014 on You're a nurse? +4
#243 - **slimeywaffles rolled image ** 06/25/2014 on roll for gay bar 0
#4 - Picture 06/18/2014 on Who doesn't love Walt Disney +1
#43 - Wish I was one of those kids. 20 years later "Y… 06/18/2014 on Seem that the parents are... 0
#5 - Picture 06/18/2014 on When little shits call... 0
#57 - Picture 06/18/2014 on Science -1
#56 - He looked ******* murderous then. 06/18/2014 on Science +3