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#185 - If you think this small group of extremists have any effect in…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Effect of Feminism 95 0
User avatar #202 - teranin (06/08/2014) [-]
did... did you read what I wrote there? The gradual increase of radicalism in feminism will never end, perpetuation of their "struggle" must be maintained, and as such they will continue to slide, as a whole, to a more and more extreme position. That's the problem with constructing an ideology out of a revolution but instead of running counter to the government having the revolution seed into the government and receive funding from it. They still operate on the 3 step position of all revolutionary movements (oppression, then struggle, then liberation) but because they are so intertwined into western government they have nothing of substance to struggle against so they will keep pushing the view that women are oppressed while moving the goalposts on what constitutes equality to ensure they never achieve the funding and power killing state of liberation.

I'm not worried about the small group of extremists, I'm worried about the enormous group of mainstreamers.
#165 - Your argument is the equivalent to claiming all Muslims are ex…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Effect of Feminism 95 -1
#177 - teranin (06/08/2014) [-]
I didn't just say that all of feminism promotes the mass extermination of men. What I did say is that feminism's view of men as an oppressor class dubbed the "patriarchy" and their promotion of that view has convinced Big Red of it's validity, and such a standpoint of separation, that being "us" (women) and the "other" (men under the banner of patriarchy) allows the human psyche to dehumanize the "other" and rationalize such grandiose violence. We have seen this dialectic play out quite often, historically, to a minor degree in every military conflict when humans had to kill other humans, we call those other humans "the enemy" and use that separation to rationalize killing them, because so long as they are compartmentalized to being "the enemy" they aren't "someone's father" or "someone's son". This has also played out many times on a larger, political scale, in Nazi Germany the Jew was presented as the "other", the cause of all German misfortune, and I think we both know what that ended up "justifying". We've seen it with the Chinese, during their switch to communism "imperialists" were rounded up, tortured, brainwashed, murdered, and propagandized so they were not "comrades" and fellow Chinese citizens, but rather the enemy of all Chinese and cause of all their problems. With the soviets, in their initial revolution they slaughtered thousands of "bourgeois" who they had cleanly separated from the "proletariat" because they were convinced that they were the cause of their problems.

There are so many examples of this, and then you see feminism, which is an ideological remastering of marxism applied to the cultural rather than the economic, and in the 1970s they attached a name to their "other" that was not as human and easily sympathized with as simply "men". Thus "Patriarchy" became a catch-all word for all of the ills, real or imagined, suffered by women (the "us" for feminism) in society. The same groundwork has been laid, and extremists in that movment have long pushed ideas like reducing the male population down to 10% of the earth's total (and let's not forget the incredibly popular SCUM Manifesto by Valerie Solanas). As things stand now, these people remain extremists in the feminism movement, and I'm sure we all hope they stay that way, BUT the justification for their dehumanized attitude of men is a product of the ideology of feminism as a whole. Further, feminism is an ideology that can never reach a net victory as there are far too many careers and there is far too much money pumped into it for that to be abandoned, so feminism will continuously push for more and more privileges and rights for women, and there is no endgame, no point at which feminism can say "enough, we've made it, we have achieved what we sought so pack it up." Since this cannot happen, and since feminism ONLY aims to increase female power, you will see continued justifications for greater female privilege, things like the recently coined "substantive equality" to replace "equality" since they can't justify something that so blatantly gives women more rights than men by calling it equality, or they would fail. www.iwraw-ap.org/convention/equality.htm This is their explanation for substantive equality. They sure do use a lot of pretty terms to present "enforced inequality of treatment" in a way that's palatable, don't they.

So no, your analogy is not representative of my statement or my position.
User avatar #185 - slimeywaffles (06/08/2014) [-]
If you think this small group of extremists have any effect in your life, you're wrong. Calm down.
User avatar #202 - teranin (06/08/2014) [-]
did... did you read what I wrote there? The gradual increase of radicalism in feminism will never end, perpetuation of their "struggle" must be maintained, and as such they will continue to slide, as a whole, to a more and more extreme position. That's the problem with constructing an ideology out of a revolution but instead of running counter to the government having the revolution seed into the government and receive funding from it. They still operate on the 3 step position of all revolutionary movements (oppression, then struggle, then liberation) but because they are so intertwined into western government they have nothing of substance to struggle against so they will keep pushing the view that women are oppressed while moving the goalposts on what constitutes equality to ensure they never achieve the funding and power killing state of liberation.

I'm not worried about the small group of extremists, I'm worried about the enormous group of mainstreamers.
#133 - That sums it up in the best way I could have ever thought. I g…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Effect of Feminism 92 0
User avatar #135 - chrisel (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's a good way to see it, Good bye fine person.
#129 - I've never seen that anywhere else but the internet.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Effect of Feminism 92 0
User avatar #132 - chrisel (06/06/2014) [-]
They are individuals, on the internet it is easy to be heard and people that stand out like for example an Feminazi (Let's call it like that) even though I myself have never seen one myself but if you go online you not only get news from you surroundings but also of the entire world, every (feminism) blog is available for everyone with an internet connection. By far most real feminists are actually equalists who want equal rights between man and woman, but you don't notice that because you don't notice normal people that much except when those normal people are in your surroundings while people who are extremists are noticed quickly because they are different compared to the rest and therefor easily spotted, at least that is my theory.
User avatar #133 - slimeywaffles (06/06/2014) [-]
That sums it up in the best way I could have ever thought. I guess it's just like Muslim extremists, ye?
User avatar #135 - chrisel (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's a good way to see it, Good bye fine person.
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Thanks, I like it, too.
#124 - Pretty sick of seeing anti-feminist propaganda on funnyjunk. F…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Effect of Feminism 92 -2
User avatar #419 - icameforthepron (06/06/2014) [-]
"That's what I hear on the news"

lol
#145 - anon (06/06/2014) [-]
> Equal pay
You know HOW many times that's gotten debunked right? and you know WHY too? Right? no? Not surprised.
> Reproductive rights
You have more than males. I mean, I'm all for you being able to get abortions and take pills to prevent your rags from being PAINSTAKINGLY terrible. In the end, you'll still have more reproductive rights than males. I don't mind that. Parenting rights, however, should be equal.
Seriously...
#138 - teranin (06/06/2014) [-]
couple of things about that
1:>That's what they say in the news.
The news is a propaganda mouthpiece of feminism, they will direct you to the issues that sound good and avoid talking about the things they do that propagate misandry
2:>A man got 30 days for raping a 14 year old
Oh, so one man got the same consideration every female statutory rapist gets, ever, in this country? And you're saying this means women are getting the raw deal on this?
3:>They are concerned about equal pay
Seeing as that is a myth propagated by a misrepresentation of numbers, they are not concerned with equal pay but with increasing female pay.
www.huffingtonpost.com/christina-hoff-sommers/wage-gap_b_2073804.html
(BTW Christina Hoff Summers is a humanist who just doesn't want to drop the label, she generally rails against most feminism)
www.forbes.com/sites/realspin/2012/04/16/its-time-that-we-end-the-equal-pay-myth/
4:Yeah, India sucks, what with the fully legal mobs of women that can go around beating men. And the busses that allow only women to use them. And the law that has allowed women to essentially demolish the finances of men by marrying them, which caused the male suicide rate in india to spike dramatically. But yeah totally, place is all about brutality to women and women only.

Slimeywaffles, try getting some information that doesn't come from the mass media or people intentionally spinning things in favor of feminism at some point. You might find it enlightening.
#151 - blackzero (06/06/2014) [-]
Since this post seems related to my story, I'd like to share my recent slaying of a feminist. It felt pretty good. Now before you call the FBI, This is a metaphorical slaying.

A friend of mine posted an article about a study purposing that female hurricanes kill more people, because people think 'it's a feminine name, it's fine'. This was done by a woman to see how badly social gender roles influence peoples thoughts, on even major evens like hurricanes. Her study showed that female hurricanes did, in fact kill more people on average within the last sixty years. A non-mutual friend who had feminist-tendencies stated that she wouldn't be surprised, etc.

I did some research of my own, sifting through meterological records. In actuality, all hurricanes between 1953 and 1978 (the study including 23 years of that period in its data) were ALL given female names. After that, they alternated, male female etc.

The feminist asked 'how could that be, I wonder why'
So I looked it up for her, because she apparently couldn't google. It was because in a field heavily dominated by men, Hurricanes, which were unpredictible and destructive DESERVED female names, given those traits.

The feminist went on to say 'just as I expected, I'm sad I'm not surprised'
I completely ignored her quip, and continued to tear her apart with facts. because 24 out of 60 years had data strictly on female hurricanes, in a time when communication/detection tech wasn't what it is today, of course more people died.

See I learned about something in a course: A whiggish notion is looking on the past with the biases/standards of the future. by denoting all of her points as whiggish, I ignored her attempts to make it a feminist's argument, by simply stating facts. She said she couldn't see the data, and was having a different discussion, and soon 'bowed out', as she said.

in closing, don't give in to smart-ass quips. keep it factual, and it's an easy fight.

Pic unrelated.
#202 - anon (06/06/2014) [-]
What the fuck kind of shiit is this to bring up. Probably never happened, but who you were arguing with wasn't a feminist. Feminism isn't believing women are superior to men, it's about equality. What you are talking about is chauvinism
User avatar #463 - blackzero (06/06/2014) [-]
Than be an equalist or whatever they're called. looking at oppression of genders, race, religion all those things is superior and more of a humanitarian effort than focusing on one of those groups.

I suppose that you're right- she was Chauvinistic, and not a feminist. I mean, I would have thought that if i didn't see the multiple shares about feminist things...
User avatar #177 - kafudamapla (06/06/2014) [-]
>It was because in a field heavily dominated by men, Hurricanes, which were unpredictible and destructive DESERVED female names, given those traits.

That's incredibly sexist! How can you use that in an argument against feminism? Honestly can't see how you would think that's a worthy argument.
Imagine the field was dominated by women. All the hurricanes were given male names because they were destructive, brutish and volatile. I don't know about you man but I'd be fucking offended
#462 - anon (06/06/2014) [-]
I've heard of an idea being whiggish too...

It's the notion that you can't apply an idea of today to an idea of yesterday, and criticize it. Such things are done in science (like lamarkism or whatever it's called. Now we call it stupid, back then it was sensible since we didn't know what DNA was).

it's "Sexist" today, and It might fit the definition of sexist. were women panning to get into meteorology? or to discuss those names? no? So they were called what they were called. I think what he means is that the woman was assuming that most 'female hurricanes' were killers because the general society downplayed them due to female names.
User avatar #128 - chrisel (06/06/2014) [-]
The thing is that the western world is already so close to that and that there are just a few feminist that don't realize that their goals almost already have been completed so those individuals go out be sexists themselves or cry about society for things that they consider unfair while it really isn't because they feel that this world is still in the 1950's.
#131 - anon (06/06/2014) [-]
i think that there is not yet real equality cuz if you look at fj for example you see posts putting down women in one way or the other every day while you see no posts that do the same for men like on here you see that theres a ton of jokes on women and rape and whatnot but we have for example never seen a post going frontpage that criticises stupid comments like of that indian official who says that rape is sometimes right and a social crime so no femenism has not reached its goal of equality yet and just because some of their goals are somewhat reached like women having the right to vote and work femenists dont need to stop yet
User avatar #137 - chrisel (06/06/2014) [-]
I agree, there are many fields where there isn't real equality but we are a lot closer then just a few decades ago and in many places, feminism doesn't really have a big purpose anymore in today's more relatively modern society.
User avatar #129 - slimeywaffles (06/06/2014) [-]
I've never seen that anywhere else but the internet.
User avatar #132 - chrisel (06/06/2014) [-]
They are individuals, on the internet it is easy to be heard and people that stand out like for example an Feminazi (Let's call it like that) even though I myself have never seen one myself but if you go online you not only get news from you surroundings but also of the entire world, every (feminism) blog is available for everyone with an internet connection. By far most real feminists are actually equalists who want equal rights between man and woman, but you don't notice that because you don't notice normal people that much except when those normal people are in your surroundings while people who are extremists are noticed quickly because they are different compared to the rest and therefor easily spotted, at least that is my theory.
User avatar #133 - slimeywaffles (06/06/2014) [-]
That sums it up in the best way I could have ever thought. I guess it's just like Muslim extremists, ye?
User avatar #135 - chrisel (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's a good way to see it, Good bye fine person.
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try "tumblr porn crops" or something along those lines.

maybe you'll just get corn fucking rye, but hey, you might find something.
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User avatar #21 - thisisnotaname (06/05/2014) [-]
I bought it on PC and my computer just doesn't like to run it.
;_;
User avatar #38 - seras (06/05/2014) [-]
No PC likes to run it. It's a fucking trainwreck of a port.
User avatar #32 - mondprinzessin (06/05/2014) [-]
"PC Masterrace"
User avatar #41 - thisisnotaname (06/05/2014) [-]
Overall, PC is a lot easier to mod and shit, and so I'll always lean towards PC, but consoles are still pretty good. Still, shitty PC ports are the bane of my fucking existence.
User avatar #45 - mondprinzessin (06/05/2014) [-]
lol just teasing
i still cant get battlefield 4 to run
User avatar #46 - thisisnotaname (06/06/2014) [-]
Oh, no, I know. It made me chuckle. :p
I can make battlefield 4 run okay but not watch dogs
User avatar #47 - mondprinzessin (06/06/2014) [-]
"Technology"
#19 - siveon (06/05/2014) [-]
Like all "bestseller" games, in about 1-2 years it'll cost around 10 bucks.
User avatar #8 - pwnagraphy (06/05/2014) [-]
Redbox, $2 a day and if it's shit call them up and they will give you free stuff. Happened to me with Thief
User avatar #27 - themurrey (06/05/2014) [-]
Doesn't mean they'll do it to everybody. Just saying.
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User avatar #23 - alphagex (01/25/2014) [-]
I know this gonna sound weird and random but i was checking people who thumb my comment up (cuz it give me more internet bonner)

then i saw ure profile username and ure name slimmywaffle remind me of my ex gf vagina cuz she kept calling her vagine slimy and waffles..could be a slang for pussy so yeah idk why iam even telling u this

huge plot twist u are her,if ure real name start with the letter v u might be her
User avatar #24 to #23 - slimeywaffles (01/25/2014) [-]
I only figured out that waffles was slang for vagina about a year after I made my account. I purely had in mind syrup and waffles when I made it, haha
User avatar #25 to #24 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
lol u iz canadien like me? and the only good thing my ex every made for me was showing me this site that about it
User avatar #26 to #25 - slimeywaffles (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Nah, I'm American.
User avatar #27 to #26 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
Americana! just kidding iam candian, i got a question what the point of view of canada from .. like for u guys what are we canadian my history teacher said american think of canada as there little bro or something was wondering
User avatar #28 to #27 - slimeywaffles (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Well, I think I'd rather live in Canada than America. All the great government benefits of Europe like healthcare without really being in Europe. (Americans also tend to think Canada is wimpy).
User avatar #29 to #28 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
okay i clear a big mis understaning our healthcare i say the words of my teacher our healthcare is not free u pay it throught taxe.. the taxe rate in here is higher i heard in usa is lower..so u pay for ure taxe to get the healthcare so yeah is true that when u enter a hospital u show ure medic card and is free

but i once ate a bread with sesame oil aka thalin and iam allergic to that and i could not breaht and saliva keep comming out of my mouth so we rushed to the hospital my mum is like iam choking i have hard time breathing guess what the wonderful canadien hospital did?

they said please wait..sombody is almost dying out of an allergic but u know **** that iam not emegency enough oh and about the time i fracture my thumb i waited about 7 hours so is not that great but on the good side we dont got guns...and **** and polution like usa so yeah
User avatar #30 to #29 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
I know it comes from tax money but at least it goes back to the people which is what I mean by free. I don't get what it is with waiting in Canada. I think Europe does Healthcare better than anywhere else I guess.
User avatar #31 to #30 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
if it comes from ure tax money is not free cuz u paid for it, free would be free service without paying for it, i hate people making the assumtion is free, and it doesn rly go back to u, u pay for it,.,taxe dont come back to u if u payed for it unless if u payed more then u earn that about it

and usa may not be free but at least there if u pay it is faster service
User avatar #32 to #31 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
Well, I lean towards social programs since I live in Europe at the moment. I think its just handled way better here. Like, for instance, French citizens can get a maid service paid from taxes. A friggin nanny. And everyone's taxes really benefit them more than going towards the military or whatever like in the States.
User avatar #33 to #32 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
i still don't get it why the **** america atacked irak? from what i can tell is... usa was mad at arabs so there like u blow our tower we blow ure city...is that about it? then there like oh there is oil we take that while where here...

then there like '''we killed bin laden'' oh what that u want proof? nope just assume we did , is not like we can control the media or anything nope we killed bin laden no proof just take our words for it..do us usa goverment ever lied to its citizens?

like honeslty it has the maturity of 12 year old and i ****** hate some usa citizen who think so high and mighty about usa.. russian has equal if not stronger military and if all countrys unite they can kill usa...and if all trade is cut with usa..they wont survive on their own so just cuz u create famous company doesnt mean ure number 1... most crime and stuff happens in the usa

iam so sick of people being like oh iam american iam higher then god itself and **** like that, is not patriotism is over cockiness
User avatar #34 to #33 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, America pretty much goes into wars to profit by selling more artillery. Plus the middle east has oil. It's seriously ****** up. Iraqis have never harmed a single US citizen until they were attacked. Bush could have stopped 9/11. He was getting forms of notice about Al Qaeda but ******* nope, didn't do a thing about it. It's like he was waiting for a reason to attack any middle eastern country. It should have been Afghanistan. And Americans think their soldiers are giving freedom n **** .
User avatar #35 to #34 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
honeslty it pains me to see soldiers who are ready to die for their country, like how their life is thrown to waste i feel like there puppets..and i tought cuz iraq did this but nope is just out of revenge my teacher also said after 9/11 instead of praying or something bush said shop..keep shoping...so yeah and the theorys of 9/11 being a conspirecy..it kinda make sense cuz i saw on the documentry..george bush day dining with the osama family....before 9 /11 and just before 9/11 alot of planes quiting the country and the military was gone for training that day it is also a possibelity

and if u gonnna make the claim sayinf u killed bin laden least thing u could do is show his body on the tv and movies we see **** ton of gore and where like meh.but apperently a shot in the head is too much in wow everybody was lik they killed bin laden

seriously where the proof or the body? controling media is thing the military and the usa goverment can do...so yeah and i know usa only cares for profit well any other country does but i think capitalism is stronger in the usa i wont lie i love someu sa companies and product but i still think their attitude of being and thinking their #1 is kina ******** they have **** loat of debts...if ure number 1 ure richest country so yeah and other stuff 2
User avatar #36 to #35 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
I find the possibility of 9/11 being a conspiracy really high too. I mean, when the building went down, it was more like a demolition. And each story from the top just exploded one after the other. There are two ways to control people: to frighten and demoralize. That's exactly what Bush did so he'd get reelected, saying all that **** about "They hate us for our freedom." Doesn't even make sense. Americans have been fooled. It's so easy to control them.
User avatar #37 to #36 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
well the planes went into the building..it did not went somwhere else... so idk about ure demolision theory maybed the payed their family to crush the planes idk but it does seem fishy, for example why were the bush family dining with the bin ladens? before 9 11 sound suspecious if u ask me
User avatar #38 to #37 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
It's especially weird how just hours after it happened, on the news they immediately announced the ones who crashed the plane. Shouldn't it have taken way more investigation to find that out? And i don't know about that dining, they just wanna make their relation seem close or something.
User avatar #15 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #16 to #15 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
Why, hello, there, fellow funnyjunker.
User avatar #17 to #16 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #18 to #17 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow, for some reason I wasn't expecting that. You're not the first to ask. And no. Christ, there are so many tits on the internet, anyways.
User avatar #20 to #18 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
are there? I've never seen any
User avatar #21 to #20 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
You're funny. And so is your friend, over there. Nice talking
User avatar #22 to #21 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #11 - nomps (09/03/2013) [-]
Thanks, I thumbed most of the stuff I saw he had voted down for you too.
So out of interest, what was the comment me and you thumbed down?
User avatar #13 to #12 - nomps (09/03/2013) [-]
Hah, he got waaay too upset about some silly little red thumb icons on his random ass comment.
#14 to #13 - slimeywaffles (09/03/2013) [-]
Yep. I mean, especially since now we can see whose's thumbs, it was pretty pointless to do that...
Yep. I mean, especially since now we can see whose's thumbs, it was pretty pointless to do that...
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm just being realistic, considering goats are treated better than women in the middle east.
#8 to #7 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
True...true
True...true
User avatar #9 to #8 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
Your username disturbs and intrigues me at the same time.
User avatar #10 to #9 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
You are not the first...
User avatar #2 - masterboll (08/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #3 to #2 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm flattered you'd like to see them, but no, sorry.
#5 to #4 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
The only chance is if you were to somehow run into me on Omegle, man.   
Terribly sorry, I'd just rather not save a pic of my tits on my computer
The only chance is if you were to somehow run into me on Omegle, man.
Terribly sorry, I'd just rather not save a pic of my tits on my computer
#6 to #5 - masterboll (08/26/2013) [-]
if Omegle is the only place you would show your tits then i think ill pass   
   
that site is practically a sausage fest
if Omegle is the only place you would show your tits then i think ill pass

that site is practically a sausage fest
User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
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