Weird I did too!

I know how that feels. I have such severe anxiety that if I drive buy a restaurant I've never been to, I can't help but start to think about how difficult it would be for me to order food, and I feel like shit for hours. Whenever I'm at the mall I have to joke about everything, or else I'll kinda freak out. Shit's crazy.

Yes, because a penis doesn't have anywhere near the force of ~30kg of little girl smashing into a steel bar.
I mean, I guess it could, but you'd be doing it wrong.

It's funny that you're a girl and you don't know that.

How do you think it normally breaks?
Like, the precum just dissolves it?
Impact is the only way it ever breaks.

Yes, because a penis doesn't have anywhere near the force of ~30kg of little girl smashing into a steel bar.
I mean, I guess it could, but you'd be doing it wrong.

Girls losing their hymens to horseback riding is quite common. Look it up.

Yes, but are they riding the horse or is the horse riding them?

but we dont care much for money cars and shit and clearly the guy wanted to be safe but she was "on the pill" and "allergic to condoms" women usually want something in return and treat sex like its something more than just sex

sex is simply sex. . . and its fucking awesome

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Even growing up somewhere that uses a system different to that used in the US (most of the world), that gives you no excuse to not have made the inference that the joke was based around the US system. And if this is a joke, then I guess it wasn't a real good one.

some of you people....I am pretty sure where he lives they read date as day/month/year.

European vs American...
American = month/day/year
European = day/month/year

European always made more sense to me, gradually becomes incrementally larger sums of time.

American always made more sense to me, because there's a small amount of months in a year, more days than months, and more years than months.

Or maybe it's just because I grew up learning it.

Mm, both have the incrimentally larger as you go from left to right logic, but on different aspects. One being time incriments, other being number incriments.

I personally always write out the month anyways, 29th of April, 2013, or April 29th, 2013. That way there isn't confusion.

You are a good person. If everyone just took the extra .5 seconds to write out the full name of the month, or even the abbreviated name of the month, there would be no confusion on the matter.

I just like minimizing confusion, while maximizing precision. But if you're too precise, confusion sets back in. It's a balance.

Again, April 29th, 2013 sounds better to me, probably because I grew up with it.

Until you realise that "29th of April" is short for "The 29th day of April".

Not to be a douche or anything, but why would that change anything?

Because "the month April, of which the 29th day" is what "April 29th" means.

Again, use whatever you like, I'm just voicing what I believe is a logical explanation.

Well I meant that's it's kind of obvious ^^

I realize that, but I'm just saying that April 29th grew on me compared to 29th (day) of April.

I'd say use whatever you're used to, no one's gonna kill you for it (I hope)

Please tell me this is a joke

That guy looks so scared in the second panel.