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#81 - I don't mean to jump but this tells me you blame rape on the v…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on that'll show her you little... 0
User avatar #83 - godtherapist (07/14/2014) [-]
your an idiot.
User avatar #85 - slimeywaffles (07/14/2014) [-]
Just answer the question. But I already know the way you think.
#354 - That "femail" pun joke is supposedly offensive becau…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Tumblr being Tumblr 0
User avatar #357 - WhatIsGwaning (07/14/2014) [-]
no he was literally just trying to make a "female" pun
User avatar #358 - slimeywaffles (07/14/2014) [-]
I know that's what he was doing but some people thought otherwise. Probably related it to this.
#75 - Everyone wears shorts you female amusement-system. It's just d…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2014 on that'll show her you little... 0
User avatar #80 - godtherapist (07/14/2014) [-]
They make her feel bad because she is the one in the wrong. She is supposed to feel bad. That is what 'guilt' is.
User avatar #81 - slimeywaffles (07/14/2014) [-]
I don't mean to jump but this tells me you blame rape on the victim, don't you?
User avatar #83 - godtherapist (07/14/2014) [-]
your an idiot.
User avatar #85 - slimeywaffles (07/14/2014) [-]
Just answer the question. But I already know the way you think.
#173 - Well as someone who supports feminist ideals, I'm very g… 07/14/2014 on Feminism and media bias 0
#8 - **slimeywaffles rolled image ** What I'm doing with my life 06/28/2014 on What am I doing with my life 0
#202 - Signs are drawn wrong 06/28/2014 on True Equality +2
#14 - This type of guy I find totally unattractive. Besides, the com…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Mr. Right +1
User avatar #24 - metalnettle (06/26/2014) [-]
Actually, personal story time- this happened about a week ago.
> sitting at bus stop, pretty late evening
> old guy approaches, hobo attire
> calls me beautiful
> give him a look but otherwise ignore, not interested
> guy obviously offended
> guy says "just joking"
> starts walking away
> turns back around
> "You're actually a right piece of work you ugly cunt"
welp...
#23 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry. No. You're so, so wrong.

Some guys can take rejection well, but the ones who can't?

Their first instinct is to take back everything nice they've said and call the girl a slut, whore, fugly, bitchy, etc.
#20 - butakun (06/26/2014) [-]
I dunno, there are plenty of genuine douchebags who are good at being fake to get what they want.
User avatar #17 - wthree (06/26/2014) [-]
It probably would have been some fedora-clad guy going up, talking about himself for an hour, then go home to rage on the internet because he said please.
#172 - female yes 06/26/2014 on Would you? 0
#60 - Focusing on the extremist side of feminists is like saying all… 06/26/2014 on You're a nurse? +4
#243 - **slimeywaffles rolled image ** 06/25/2014 on roll for gay bar 0
#4 - Picture 06/18/2014 on Who doesn't love Walt Disney +1
#43 - Wish I was one of those kids. 20 years later "Y… 06/18/2014 on Seem that the parents are... 0
#5 - Picture 06/18/2014 on When little shits call... 0
#57 - Picture 06/18/2014 on Science -1
#56 - He looked ******* murderous then. 06/18/2014 on Science +3
#60 - This happened just last week. I was in class and this guy was …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on I can relate to this. 14 +1
#113 - heavyset (06/18/2014) [-]
Picture Source please
#122 - I was visiting family in Bahrain last year. Was very sexually … 06/18/2014 on Porn +1
#131 - Picture 06/18/2014 on how to deal with bitchy... +1
#56 - True but does a mouth feel better than a vagina?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Ultimate guide to the... 0
User avatar #77 - CaptainWaffles (06/22/2014) [-]
Through all my experiences, it's more stimulating than sex, which makes it easy to become overstimulated. Overall, I prefer sex.
#45 - Guys: does a blow job feel better than sex?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Ultimate guide to the... 0
User avatar #54 - mistersandman (06/17/2014) [-]
Entirely dependent on skill of the person giving it
User avatar #56 - slimeywaffles (06/17/2014) [-]
True but does a mouth feel better than a vagina?
User avatar #77 - CaptainWaffles (06/22/2014) [-]
Through all my experiences, it's more stimulating than sex, which makes it easy to become overstimulated. Overall, I prefer sex.
#64 - I agree, more people should vote.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on The Principled Pachyderm 0
User avatar #66 - sketchE (06/16/2014) [-]
indeed. during the presidential election only 60 percent of eligable citizens voted and the average for mid term elections is around 30 percent. more people need to vote and actually vote for their wants not just what they think might make it
User avatar #69 - economicfreedom (06/16/2014) [-]
More people voting means individual votes are even less important than they are now. More people are easily swayed by the media and fear mongering and everything.
Keep in mind that so many people don't pay attention to what goes on in the country and uninformed people would just screw everything up for the rest of us.
User avatar #88 - sketchE (06/16/2014) [-]
i kinda hate to use this but a good team is always better than a bunch of good individuals
#61 - Well there's like a green party but they're only successful in…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/16/2014 on The Principled Pachyderm 0
User avatar #62 - sketchE (06/16/2014) [-]
libertarians actually had a candidate on the ballot. past success should mean nothing. when you go to vote you should vote for who you want to win. not who you think has the best chance of winning but who you think should be leading this country. if every person in the us actually did that wed have a much different election. i live in alaska so who i vote for doesnt matter much in the national view but i still do it becauseits my chance to tell the government how i want it to be run. if candidates actually feared for their jobs i bet theyd do them better
User avatar #68 - economicfreedom (06/16/2014) [-]
The Problems with First Past the Post Voting Explained Sorry to burst your bubble but our voting system cannot handle that. A party could win with only 25% of the votes even though a majority would rather someone else win.
The reason we have a two party system is due to decades worth of compromising.
User avatar #64 - slimeywaffles (06/16/2014) [-]
I agree, more people should vote.
User avatar #66 - sketchE (06/16/2014) [-]
indeed. during the presidential election only 60 percent of eligable citizens voted and the average for mid term elections is around 30 percent. more people need to vote and actually vote for their wants not just what they think might make it
User avatar #69 - economicfreedom (06/16/2014) [-]
More people voting means individual votes are even less important than they are now. More people are easily swayed by the media and fear mongering and everything.
Keep in mind that so many people don't pay attention to what goes on in the country and uninformed people would just screw everything up for the rest of us.
User avatar #88 - sketchE (06/16/2014) [-]
i kinda hate to use this but a good team is always better than a bunch of good individuals
#15 - Man, I feel bad now. 06/16/2014 on Fucking seriously +1
#31 - We only have two damn parties and they both suck.  [+] (14 new replies) 06/16/2014 on The Principled Pachyderm +1
User avatar #60 - sketchE (06/16/2014) [-]
there are far more than two parties and its the mindless belief that there are only two that keeps puting them in power
User avatar #63 - syrenthra (06/16/2014) [-]
2 main parties that matter. People rarely share the same views as just one party on ever situation.
User avatar #65 - sketchE (06/16/2014) [-]
but if we didnt have this ledder of two evils mindset wed actually put the right people in office.
User avatar #67 - syrenthra (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh we won't put the right people into office until people stop voting for the guy who shares the most common lifestyles and doesn't do anything that they consider distasteful. People need to ignore lifestyles and vote for the person with the best track record and who will do the best compromising solution
User avatar #61 - slimeywaffles (06/16/2014) [-]
Well there's like a green party but they're only successful in smaller elections. Not presidential. It needs to be expanded a lot more than that.
User avatar #62 - sketchE (06/16/2014) [-]
libertarians actually had a candidate on the ballot. past success should mean nothing. when you go to vote you should vote for who you want to win. not who you think has the best chance of winning but who you think should be leading this country. if every person in the us actually did that wed have a much different election. i live in alaska so who i vote for doesnt matter much in the national view but i still do it becauseits my chance to tell the government how i want it to be run. if candidates actually feared for their jobs i bet theyd do them better
User avatar #68 - economicfreedom (06/16/2014) [-]
The Problems with First Past the Post Voting Explained Sorry to burst your bubble but our voting system cannot handle that. A party could win with only 25% of the votes even though a majority would rather someone else win.
The reason we have a two party system is due to decades worth of compromising.
User avatar #64 - slimeywaffles (06/16/2014) [-]
I agree, more people should vote.
User avatar #66 - sketchE (06/16/2014) [-]
indeed. during the presidential election only 60 percent of eligable citizens voted and the average for mid term elections is around 30 percent. more people need to vote and actually vote for their wants not just what they think might make it
User avatar #69 - economicfreedom (06/16/2014) [-]
More people voting means individual votes are even less important than they are now. More people are easily swayed by the media and fear mongering and everything.
Keep in mind that so many people don't pay attention to what goes on in the country and uninformed people would just screw everything up for the rest of us.
User avatar #88 - sketchE (06/16/2014) [-]
i kinda hate to use this but a good team is always better than a bunch of good individuals
#35 - economicfreedom (06/16/2014) [-]
There is actually a very strong divided in the republican party right now.
User avatar #73 - reginleif (06/16/2014) [-]
They're actually not that divided, Conservatives in general just don't compromise well. It turns small divisions into large ones. The TEA is basically the same as the Republican party, they're just "really going to do it" as opposed to the Republican party just "going to do it".

inb4 thumb rape from butthurt righties.... the problem with the left is that they're way too fucking different (pro-homo, pro-abortion, feminazis, environmentalists, vs the nitty-gritty labor, anti racism people and economic justice lefties) , but the reason they win elections is that they're willing to overlook serious defects and work to put their own in office.

So in a nutshell we have two types of politicians in our party, stubborn asses... and panders who will change their opinions more often than they change their underwear.
User avatar #43 - thetowelboy (06/16/2014) [-]
The fact that your name is economic freedom amplifies your comment haha. Libertarian reporting in.
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User avatar #23 - alphagex (01/25/2014) [-]
I know this gonna sound weird and random but i was checking people who thumb my comment up (cuz it give me more internet bonner)

then i saw ure profile username and ure name slimmywaffle remind me of my ex gf vagina cuz she kept calling her vagine slimy and waffles..could be a slang for pussy so yeah idk why iam even telling u this

huge plot twist u are her,if ure real name start with the letter v u might be her
User avatar #24 to #23 - slimeywaffles (01/25/2014) [-]
I only figured out that waffles was slang for vagina about a year after I made my account. I purely had in mind syrup and waffles when I made it, haha
User avatar #25 to #24 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
lol u iz canadien like me? and the only good thing my ex every made for me was showing me this site that about it
User avatar #26 to #25 - slimeywaffles (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Nah, I'm American.
User avatar #27 to #26 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
Americana! just kidding iam candian, i got a question what the point of view of canada from .. like for u guys what are we canadian my history teacher said american think of canada as there little bro or something was wondering
User avatar #28 to #27 - slimeywaffles (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Well, I think I'd rather live in Canada than America. All the great government benefits of Europe like healthcare without really being in Europe. (Americans also tend to think Canada is wimpy).
User avatar #29 to #28 - alphagex (01/26/2014) [-]
okay i clear a big mis understaning our healthcare i say the words of my teacher our healthcare is not free u pay it throught taxe.. the taxe rate in here is higher i heard in usa is lower..so u pay for ure taxe to get the healthcare so yeah is true that when u enter a hospital u show ure medic card and is free

but i once ate a bread with sesame oil aka thalin and iam allergic to that and i could not breaht and saliva keep comming out of my mouth so we rushed to the hospital my mum is like iam choking i have hard time breathing guess what the wonderful canadien hospital did?

they said please wait..sombody is almost dying out of an allergic but u know **** that iam not emegency enough oh and about the time i fracture my thumb i waited about 7 hours so is not that great but on the good side we dont got guns...and **** and polution like usa so yeah
User avatar #30 to #29 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
I know it comes from tax money but at least it goes back to the people which is what I mean by free. I don't get what it is with waiting in Canada. I think Europe does Healthcare better than anywhere else I guess.
User avatar #31 to #30 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
if it comes from ure tax money is not free cuz u paid for it, free would be free service without paying for it, i hate people making the assumtion is free, and it doesn rly go back to u, u pay for it,.,taxe dont come back to u if u payed for it unless if u payed more then u earn that about it

and usa may not be free but at least there if u pay it is faster service
User avatar #32 to #31 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
Well, I lean towards social programs since I live in Europe at the moment. I think its just handled way better here. Like, for instance, French citizens can get a maid service paid from taxes. A friggin nanny. And everyone's taxes really benefit them more than going towards the military or whatever like in the States.
User avatar #33 to #32 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
i still don't get it why the **** america atacked irak? from what i can tell is... usa was mad at arabs so there like u blow our tower we blow ure city...is that about it? then there like oh there is oil we take that while where here...

then there like '''we killed bin laden'' oh what that u want proof? nope just assume we did , is not like we can control the media or anything nope we killed bin laden no proof just take our words for it..do us usa goverment ever lied to its citizens?

like honeslty it has the maturity of 12 year old and i ****** hate some usa citizen who think so high and mighty about usa.. russian has equal if not stronger military and if all countrys unite they can kill usa...and if all trade is cut with usa..they wont survive on their own so just cuz u create famous company doesnt mean ure number 1... most crime and stuff happens in the usa

iam so sick of people being like oh iam american iam higher then god itself and **** like that, is not patriotism is over cockiness
User avatar #34 to #33 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, America pretty much goes into wars to profit by selling more artillery. Plus the middle east has oil. It's seriously ****** up. Iraqis have never harmed a single US citizen until they were attacked. Bush could have stopped 9/11. He was getting forms of notice about Al Qaeda but ******* nope, didn't do a thing about it. It's like he was waiting for a reason to attack any middle eastern country. It should have been Afghanistan. And Americans think their soldiers are giving freedom n **** .
User avatar #35 to #34 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
honeslty it pains me to see soldiers who are ready to die for their country, like how their life is thrown to waste i feel like there puppets..and i tought cuz iraq did this but nope is just out of revenge my teacher also said after 9/11 instead of praying or something bush said shop..keep shoping...so yeah and the theorys of 9/11 being a conspirecy..it kinda make sense cuz i saw on the documentry..george bush day dining with the osama family....before 9 /11 and just before 9/11 alot of planes quiting the country and the military was gone for training that day it is also a possibelity

and if u gonnna make the claim sayinf u killed bin laden least thing u could do is show his body on the tv and movies we see **** ton of gore and where like meh.but apperently a shot in the head is too much in wow everybody was lik they killed bin laden

seriously where the proof or the body? controling media is thing the military and the usa goverment can do...so yeah and i know usa only cares for profit well any other country does but i think capitalism is stronger in the usa i wont lie i love someu sa companies and product but i still think their attitude of being and thinking their #1 is kina ******** they have **** loat of debts...if ure number 1 ure richest country so yeah and other stuff 2
User avatar #36 to #35 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
I find the possibility of 9/11 being a conspiracy really high too. I mean, when the building went down, it was more like a demolition. And each story from the top just exploded one after the other. There are two ways to control people: to frighten and demoralize. That's exactly what Bush did so he'd get reelected, saying all that **** about "They hate us for our freedom." Doesn't even make sense. Americans have been fooled. It's so easy to control them.
User avatar #37 to #36 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
well the planes went into the building..it did not went somwhere else... so idk about ure demolision theory maybed the payed their family to crush the planes idk but it does seem fishy, for example why were the bush family dining with the bin ladens? before 9 11 sound suspecious if u ask me
User avatar #38 to #37 - slimeywaffles (01/27/2014) [-]
It's especially weird how just hours after it happened, on the news they immediately announced the ones who crashed the plane. Shouldn't it have taken way more investigation to find that out? And i don't know about that dining, they just wanna make their relation seem close or something.
User avatar #15 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #16 to #15 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
Why, hello, there, fellow funnyjunker.
User avatar #17 to #16 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #18 to #17 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow, for some reason I wasn't expecting that. You're not the first to ask. And no. Christ, there are so many tits on the internet, anyways.
User avatar #20 to #18 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
are there? I've never seen any
User avatar #21 to #20 - slimeywaffles (01/15/2014) [-]
You're funny. And so is your friend, over there. Nice talking
User avatar #22 to #21 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #11 - nomps (09/03/2013) [-]
Thanks, I thumbed most of the stuff I saw he had voted down for you too.
So out of interest, what was the comment me and you thumbed down?
User avatar #13 to #12 - nomps (09/03/2013) [-]
Hah, he got waaay too upset about some silly little red thumb icons on his random ass comment.
#14 to #13 - slimeywaffles (09/03/2013) [-]
Yep. I mean, especially since now we can see whose's thumbs, it was pretty pointless to do that...
Yep. I mean, especially since now we can see whose's thumbs, it was pretty pointless to do that...
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm just being realistic, considering goats are treated better than women in the middle east.
#8 to #7 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
True...true
True...true
User avatar #9 to #8 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
Your username disturbs and intrigues me at the same time.
User avatar #10 to #9 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
You are not the first...
User avatar #2 - masterboll (08/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #3 to #2 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm flattered you'd like to see them, but no, sorry.
#5 to #4 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [-]
The only chance is if you were to somehow run into me on Omegle, man.   
Terribly sorry, I'd just rather not save a pic of my tits on my computer
The only chance is if you were to somehow run into me on Omegle, man.
Terribly sorry, I'd just rather not save a pic of my tits on my computer
#6 to #5 - masterboll (08/26/2013) [-]
if Omegle is the only place you would show your tits then i think ill pass   
   
that site is practically a sausage fest
if Omegle is the only place you would show your tits then i think ill pass

that site is practically a sausage fest
User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
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