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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:9/20/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1416
Highest Content Rank:#6103
Highest Comment Rank:#891
Content Thumbs: 578 total,  664 ,  86
Comment Thumbs: 13769 total,  14725 ,  956
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 6% (60/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:0
Content Views:24631
Times Content Favorited:11 times
Total Comments Made:1453
FJ Points:13788

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#24 - Picture 07/13/2013 on BOOBZ +18
#4 - huehuehue 07/13/2013 on It's so small 0
#16 - this will be handy  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2013 on omae wa mo shindeiru +214
#47 - iphoneguy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - teratorn (07/13/2013) [-]
Sexcellent!
User avatar #29 - psyachu (07/13/2013) [-]
I'm taking this, if you don't mind!
User avatar #21 - randomserb (07/13/2013) [-]
Excellent
#62 - Abort! Abort! Abort! 07/12/2013 on WARNING! toospooky in content +2
#3 - Picture 07/12/2013 on not the best place to battle 0
#4 - What boggles me is that how could he not know his own Grandson's name? 07/12/2013 on ASSBUTT 0
#18 - dat autism 07/12/2013 on dat face +7
#7 - wouldn't the egg hatch to be an Eevee?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Eevee's newest evolution +4
#10 - spyisspy (07/12/2013) [-]
Ice+Fire=Water
#10 - that caps lock was so very necessary... 07/11/2013 on The Queen 0
#13 - oh my 07/11/2013 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +2
#30 - Picture 07/11/2013 on True Story +2
#10 - 'murica  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Science +6
User avatar #19 - bendeman (06/25/2013) [-]
#46 - yomommabinshoppin (06/26/2013) [-]
not to be a dumbass, but since when do they have thumbnail videos on FJ comments? Cause that is brilliant.
User avatar #47 - bendeman (06/26/2013) [-]
since this morning i think
#48 - yomommabinshoppin (06/26/2013) [-]
fascinating
User avatar #25 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm British and I still think that's a fucking good song.
#332 - Picture 06/25/2013 on Keep Smiling 0
#485 - Picture 06/25/2013 on The 5 advantages of small... +1
#95 - not with that attitude  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2013 on (11) -24
#231 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
you fucked up
#180 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
You fucked up
#187 - did somebody say, propane? 06/24/2013 on Danm Gas Prices +3
#151 - if that's the name of her baby, then can we call Kim's vagina …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on West by North West +43
#203 - bvsfang (06/24/2013) [-]
With crabs on the edges and danger within
#4 - Picture 06/23/2013 on Deal or No Deal +6
#23 - the weirder, the better 06/23/2013 on Dafuq? +2
#16 - Found him 06/23/2013 on You poor fool of a Snow... +20
#54 - <-- this you? no really, how could you? by the 7th…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/23/2013 on Jesus. +53
User avatar #61 - hankhillofthe (06/23/2013) [-]
Here, I'll explain it all right now.

The way I masturbate is very subtle and soft, but efficient and by far faster than the fucking jerking motion. With really REALLY good porn I can get my first shot off in like under a minute. After that, it just becomes a challenge of continuing to do it until my wrist gets sore. My dick never gets sore because the way I do it doesn't put so much on my dick, just my wrist.

I just kinda use my fingers to wiggle the tip down to about the middle of the shaft. This technique is possible to do with all penis sizes, and mine is 8.2 inches at full erection.

Pic on my profile for proof.
#205 - Greekkenyan (06/23/2013) [-]
Gonna go try that, BRB
#87 - emipr (06/23/2013) [-]
Huh......... well i think the fact that you are cut makes your achievement even grater.
#222 - skypatrol (06/23/2013) [-]
He has the gratest achievement of all time
#83 - comanderspy (06/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - penusflytrap (06/23/2013) [-]
I...

What.
#51 - Picture 06/23/2013 on are we just not gonna talk... +1
#64 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Ed Boys 0
#24 - that was nicely set up 06/22/2013 on You don't understand +82
#60 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Ed Boys +4
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#1 - cylabra (03/31/2012) [-]
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