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Video Games Played: CoD, Assassin's Creed,
X-box Gamertag: Omega Sniper72
Interests: writing, reading, shooting, furry
Date Signed Up:9/13/2012
Last Login:8/21/2014
Location:Sugar Land Texas
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I am a Texan born, raised, and housed. I am an amateur writer with manuscript I'm trying to publish before graduation. I like trap shooting on the weekends, and I binge game on the when I get the chance, so if anyone sees this my Gamer-tag is somewhere on this page so have at it. I am looking to join the USMC after high school. Oh yeah, and I'm a furry.

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#1 - Lol, mancakes with crashbrowns. 20 hours ago on House of Mancakes +1
#2 - I'm the captain now 20 hours ago on (untitled) +1
#1 - I'm the captain now. 20 hours ago on (untitled) +1
#15 - Picture 20 hours ago on Five Nights at Freddy's +5
#8 - Lol, free armor trimming 21 hours ago on Footage of Admin as an autist 0
#63 - yep 21 hours ago on Muthafuckin' Tinder 0
#2 - Picture 23 hours ago on (untitled) +4
#4 - Some names change through language barriers like Robert and Ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Maul's Fruitful Interrogation +7
#33 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
Actualy its Jorge* in spanish, only proving your point further seeing as it could change even more
#4 - Picture 23 hours ago on soory 0
#12 - Well in the grand scheme of things we are a much younger count…  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on land of the free +1
#14 - montykarl (23 hours ago) [-]
While you're mostly right, We're actually much older than Germany. Germany was just a cluster of tons of little states until the mid 19th century.
User avatar #21 - Ashtaroth (22 hours ago) [-]
On top of this, the U.S. actually has the OLDEST continuously functioning system of laws and government of any country in the world.

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User avatar #33 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Love your Icon. You draw it yourself or get it commissioned?
User avatar #34 to #33 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Neither, I just borrowed a generic coyote that no one was using for a fursona.
User avatar #35 to #34 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
oh neat ^^ do you have steam?
User avatar #36 to #35 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Nope, sorry, this dusty old thing can hardly handle two separate windows at the same time, it's not much of a gaming rig.
User avatar #37 to #36 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
haha I have a 2004 dell tell me about it. but its enough to run Gmod, TF2 and such.
User avatar #38 to #37 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I've never really tried, and with school starting up again next week I doubt I'll have much free time on my hands anyway.
User avatar #39 to #38 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
school started up a week ago for me but hey I have mcjrotc to look forward to.
User avatar #40 to #39 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I know some guys in ROTC, you looking to enlist after graduation?
User avatar #41 to #40 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I plan on going active duty National gaurd but MCJROTC will get me in as an E2. I should be signing up soon if my recruiter ever calls back then I'll do Basic next summer brake and AIT after I graduate.
User avatar #42 to #41 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm planning to go into the marines in about a year. Come back after four years, go to college practically for free, with quite a bit of cash to sustain myself, it's not a bad way to start off your adult life.
User avatar #43 to #42 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Tell me about it. National guard will pay of 100%of my college including room and board and food and I come out of basic with rough 3grand in my pocket and after I get out of AIT another 3 grand. its a minimum 6 year contract though. not a big problem for me though I wouldn't mind getting shipped.
User avatar #44 to #43 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
The Marines have an eight year contract usually, but only four years are active duty, the other four is pretty laid back, you just have to show up for drills every once and a while and let them know if you move.
User avatar #45 to #44 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
all I have to do Is drill once a month and head up to the base for on week a year. and there's the the chance of getting deployed but they give you a one year warning before you ship. What are you trying to get your MOS?
User avatar #46 to #45 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't know, logistics probably, I rather not spend four years dodging lead in a desert, it's a means to and end, if I **** up the test and infantry is all I can do, that's fine by me, but I rather not be on the front lines, what about you?
User avatar #47 to #46 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm trying to get into 91F which is small arms repair which means anything that shoots and is not self propelled I would learn to fix. so anything for pistols to small artillery. I really like firearms and want to be a gunsmith as my civi job so I figure it will give me job experience. plus it means I would lay back at base and they just give me damaged firearms to fix. I like working with my hands so it sounds like a good deal to me.
User avatar #48 to #47 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh wow, that does sound like fun, I haven't really looked through all the MOS listings but that sounds like one to keep my eye on.
User avatar #49 to #48 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Got any Pistols/rifles of your own?
User avatar #50 to #49 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Two pistols, a Browning High-power and a Sterling Mark 2, neither of which are gonna be found in our military. I've also got a few shotguns, but I'll likely never see one if I pick that MOS, what about you?
User avatar #51 to #50 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
haha I don't have much but I'm working my way there. My first rifle I ever got was about 2 years ago. I have a wonderful 91-30 mosin nagant with all matching serials and a matching bayonet. and my uncle gave my an over under 22lr 20Gauge Savage arms survival rifle. and I'm working on getting a 30-30 lever action but I still have a way to save up the money for that.
User avatar #54 to #51 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess I could strip down the Browning, it'll at least be a good start until I can get my hands on a Glock or a Berretta
User avatar #55 to #54 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan. My mom just won a brand new S&W SW9VE 9MM pistol for 6 bucks off of a bar tip board. but she plans on selling it which is bull.
User avatar #52 to #51 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Quite a collection, a friend of a friend has an AR-15 that I may be able to tinker with someday, i should at least have some idea of what the guts of a semi-auto rifle look like before signing up for that MOS
User avatar #53 to #52 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I occasionally get to mes with my sis's semi auto ruger 22. and my brother taught me how to field strip his 40 MP shield. its like a little pistol. but it shoots a 40.
#32 - PolarFroster (07/20/2014) [-]
**PolarFroster rolled image**
User avatar #18 - alphagex (02/02/2014) [-]
so how does the yiffing goes?
User avatar #17 - ubisoft (01/07/2014) [-]
I like your name.
User avatar #19 to #17 - slenderwolf (02/03/2014) [-]
Thank you, I enjoy your games.
It seems your comment was lost amongst the others hence the three weeks it took to reply.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ubisoft (02/03/2014) [-]
Three weeks. HAH. HAH.
User avatar #15 - enpootis (05/17/2013) [-]
Hello, i don't like you
User avatar #16 to #15 - slenderwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Why? Sorry for the late response, finals and such.
User avatar #10 - roll (05/02/2013) [-]
ITS *roll picture* FFFFFFFFFFFF
User avatar #11 to #10 - slenderwolf (05/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - roll (05/02/2013) [-]
ur so silly
User avatar #13 to #12 - slenderwolf (05/02/2013) [-]
This must happen to you a lot.
User avatar #14 to #13 - roll (05/02/2013) [-]
eh i dont mind it :3
#9 - triwolfos (04/04/2013) [-]
don't sniff or it takes you
don't sniff or it takes you
User avatar #6 - ariusbrightwing (04/01/2013) [-]
Slender wolf... Whut? :V
User avatar #7 to #6 - slenderwolf (04/01/2013) [-]
It was spur of the moment, I am a furry and just played through slender for the first time that same day so....
User avatar #4 - kiratheunholy ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Interesting story on your page. Good luck with all that, I wish you luck with your life.
User avatar #3 - turretbuddy (02/08/2013) [-]
But the **** furry board isn't cancer.

I'd have to click it to ONLY see them, they wouldn't appear when I'm looking for lulz.
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