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Gender:	male
Consoles Owned:	x-box, game cube
Video Games Played:	CoD, Assassin's Creed,
X-box Gamertag:	Omega Sniper72
Interests:	writing, reading, shooting, furry
Date Signed Up:	9/13/2012
Last Login:	1/09/2016
Location:	Sugar Land Texas
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I am a Texan born, raised, and housed. I am an amateur writer with manuscript I'm trying to publish before graduation. I like trap shooting on the weekends, and I binge game on the when I get the chance, so if anyone sees this my Gamer-tag is somewhere on this page so have at it. I am looking to join the USMC after high school. Oh yeah, and I'm a furry.

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#277 - maybehuman (01/01/2016) [-]

happy New year

#276 - bluslenderman (12/08/2015) [-]

GIF

Ayy lmao we're both slender

#275 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]

Please don't stop posting. You can help me save Funnyjunk.

#273 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]

hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.

#274 to #273 - slenderwolf (11/03/2015) [-]

Anything to keep FJ going. I've wasted too much of my life to stop now.

#270 - sinconn (10/26/2015) [-]

You have a profile picture of a furry.

You should change that, people will get the wrong opinion.

#271 to #270 - slenderwolf (10/27/2015) [-]

**slenderwolf used "*roll picture*"**
**slenderwolf rolled image**Oh no, they've found me out! Lol. Nah man, it's good.

#267 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

i appreciate all of your posting

#266 - anon (10/25/2015) [-]

i want to **** you so hard that i break your penis off

#263 - navestotwo (10/05/2015) [-]

let's be furry together.

#268 to #263 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

me too!

#269 to #268 - navestotwo (10/25/2015) [-]

admin what the hell. You can't just be a furry.

#264 to #263 - slenderwolf (10/06/2015) [-]

Okay

#265 to #264 - navestotwo (10/06/2015) [-]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaahhhh

#257 - kibbleking (09/29/2015) [-]

When a problem comes a long, you must whip it.
When the cream sits out too long, you must whip it.
When things don't go along, you must whip it.
When a furry comes along, you must cross the street and avoid it.

#272 to #257 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]

faggot, with love, from Falkor

#258 to #257 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]

Aww, disappointed with the lack of whipping that furry gets. Lots of BDSM in the fandom

#254 - murrlogic (09/28/2015) [-]

#255 to #254 - slenderwolf (09/28/2015) [-]

**slenderwolf used "*roll picture*"**
**slenderwolf rolled image**Hey, how'd I manage to catch your attention?

#256 to #255 - murrlogic (09/28/2015) [-]

Ms. Sato wanted to stop by to tell you she loves you

#259 to #256 - slenderwolf (09/29/2015) [-]

Oh that chick from Korra? Never did finish that, i should one day

#260 to #259 - murrlogic (09/29/2015) [-]

Please never.

#261 to #260 - slenderwolf (09/29/2015) [-]

Why not? My ex and I made a solid effort at it but we kept getting....distracted

#262 to #261 - murrlogic (09/29/2015) [-]

Just don't this show is ****

#253 - kibbleking (09/28/2015) [-]

When a problem comes along-

#250 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]

can u 360 noscope irl

#251 to #250 - slenderwolf (09/21/2015) [-]

Not very well. Tried it once and managed to smack myself in the cheek with the stock

#252 to #251 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]

aww too bad

newb

#248 - giffythetoad (06/20/2015) [-]

Loved that furry force webm you shared.

#249 to #248 - slenderwolf (06/20/2015) [-]

Thanks, bruh

#244 - giffythetoad (06/13/2015) [-]

#233 - ashfur (05/10/2015) [-]

#234 to #233 - slenderwolf (05/10/2015) [-]

Hey there

#235 to #234 - ashfur (05/11/2015) [-]

Have you read warriors by any chance?

#236 to #235 - slenderwolf (05/11/2015) [-]

I have, is that where you got the name?

#237 to #236 - ashfur (05/11/2015) [-]

yea. I ask because i thought you might of know then...since you like animals and reading.

#238 to #237 - slenderwolf (05/11/2015) [-]

Yeah, I read the first two series but I felt that they got less entertaining as time went on. After fifty books you kinda lose interest.

#239 to #238 - ashfur (05/11/2015) [-]

Yea somewhat true. i lost interest once i finished the last hope. but got back into it after a few months break.

#210 - maybehuman (05/06/2015) [-]

sup dog

#211 to #210 - slenderwolf (05/06/2015) [-]

Hey man, what's going on?

#212 to #211 - maybehuman (05/06/2015) [-]

finals, you in the army yet?

#213 to #212 - slenderwolf (05/06/2015) [-]

Nope, I'm still a senior in highscool. Finals start in like two weeks.

#214 to #213 - maybehuman (05/06/2015) [-]

good luck.

#215 to #214 - slenderwolf (05/06/2015) [-]

Thanks, I don't think I'll have a problem though. I should be able to exempt the all, what's really getting me is I'm pretty sure my ex stole my phone but she insists she didn't and without any proof I can't ******* call her on it.

#216 to #215 - maybehuman (05/06/2015) [-]

bummer.
can't you literally call you cell?

#217 to #216 - slenderwolf (05/06/2015) [-]

It's dead by now. I got a tip of what might have happened is when I was hugging up on my mate she took it, handed it to her friend, who slipped it into my ex's current bf's brother's backpack, if that makes any sense. This guy has absolutely nothing against me, so maybe if I go up and explain that he might have my phone he'll understand and try to help me out. If not, the head of security is a bro and he'll pull a dozen people into questioning if I ask nicely.

#218 to #217 - maybehuman (05/06/2015) [-]

nice.
be polite, be firm, be careful.

#219 to #218 - slenderwolf (05/06/2015) [-]

Yeah, if one of them wasn't ******* my ex I think we could be pals. They seem like nice guys, my replacement came over and gave me welding tips before he started dating my ex, pretty cool guy. Not very bright mind you, but, you know. So what's up, you sign your papers yet?

#220 to #219 - maybehuman (05/06/2015) [-]

nah, can't until I get my eyes fixed. there's an opening for just a visit in a month then 1-2 months to the OR, then 8 months of sunglasses. only then can I sign up.

#221 to #220 - slenderwolf (05/06/2015) [-]

Is the military paying for the operation? I thought all the main branches were adding LASIK to the basic healthcare plan.

#222 to #221 - maybehuman (05/06/2015) [-]

no. not in Canada.

#223 to #222 - slenderwolf (05/06/2015) [-]

Oh that's right, I had you mixed up with a wolf going into the Coast Guard.

#225 to #223 - maybehuman (05/06/2015) [-]

wait...you know a wolf?? lol

#226 to #225 - slenderwolf (05/06/2015) [-]

Yep. I'm actually thinking of taking a year of college. I qualified for a couple real big scholarships, and I need 15 hours of college credit to get the two Air Force MOSs that I want. Welding is one, because it can easily translate into a civilian job, and the other is areal gunner. I can man the cannons in an AC-130, which isn't practical for life after the service, but is a hell of a lot more fun.

#227 to #226 - maybehuman (05/06/2015) [-]

why not both?

#228 to #227 - slenderwolf (05/06/2015) [-]

I don't know if I can switch. Plus, if I'm a welder I can take college courses after my day's work. Hmmmm, IDK, I need to talk to a recruiter again. The last one to visit my school told me to hit her up when I got down to the weight requirement.

#229 to #228 - maybehuman (05/06/2015) [-]

that sound like the right course of action.

#230 to #229 - slenderwolf (05/06/2015) [-]

Yeah, by the time I get out I'll have most of what I need for a Bachelor's. I don't want to be too productive though, I need at least one full year of the college lifestyle. Drinking, and partying, and ******* EVERYONE.