i le have le been le busy le doing le real le life le things le le why le do le you le ask le?

le because i've been le'ing my le without your le while xassassin le's my le on your le.

he le's on my le? that bastard

I know, even le lyra le'd my le while they le'd together in front of le sofa.

i hate you with every fiber of my being. if i had to detonate a bomb, and it blew up the entire world, i would detonate it for the soul purpose just to kill you. if i ever see you i will personally rip out every single one of my teeth and attack you with them. i will kill my mother, father, sister, grandmother and use their severed limbs to attack you. if i had to swim through a sea of sulfuric acid just to punch you, i would. that isnt even the begining of my sheer, undoubted hatred for you. the pain of my hatred for you is so agonizing that every second of every day i think of strangling you to death for fun.

So how have you been?

great, and how are you?

Just dandy, thank you for asking,
how have you been?

you just asked that you double nigger.

Well I asked about your current status,
now I asked you how you have been recently,
I don't know what else to ask :3

right now im fine, i just masturbated to japanese anal porn.

Great choice XD

hey, can you eat a whole punch of corn, then shit the cernals out and send them to me?

Umm I could try,
Now I just need corn

um, can you explain why everyone is greeting me?

well thelefthandzero sent out a mass message that basically said that you are coming back and that we should welcome you back.

what? whats going on?