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- He also had enough genetic disorder due to inbreeding that he …
We wuz kangz!
Sounds white to me
"hormone disorder so he had boobs and large hips"
I understand how that would be terrible, but it's a traplover's dream.
sounds like klinefelter syndrome
I heard this can happen to men with two x chromosomes and one y chromosome
- Ok i work in customer retentions at a call center I'm ac…
Customers think workers care
I do with 99%. No joke. I hate angry customers and would only throw them at someone else if it's the only option
I don't want to deal with angry customers either. My job is dealing with the shittiest of people, old entittled stubborn people mostly.
I feel your pain. I just got a call where the guy wanted a free iphone 7 because the last rep told him he was now a 10 year customer.
He felt that just bc he had been with us for 10 years, we OWED him a free phone. I was on with him for 39 minutes trying to call him down before he gave up. He probably already called back to try to get it from someone else
We had a blackfriday deal if you got our services you got a gift card. Now people are calling in saying they deserve a giftcard because they've been long time customers. No. You are not entitled to shit.
I'm 100% with you. We had the same promo and I took 3 calls like that!
Jericho is the man.
- I cannot escape this post I don't know wahts wrong. No matter …
FJ is tired of your faggotry and is forcing you to stop
- I'll try to win the jackpot for every lottery....
- No one seems to know...
- Wilson damage really needs to be scaled down, he barely needs …
You obviously don't play Winston. His DPS is 50, meaning he needs 4 seconds of constant tracking on a 200 health hero, for a comparison the offense hero with the lowest DPS is Genji at 111 with fan of blades, and you better believe that Genji will land all 3 shuriken on Winston's huge ass frame. But then you complain that I'm comparing his DPS to that of offense heroes, well then lets take a look at the other tanks. The closest tank to him damage wise is in fact Reinhardt, another character that has range impediment, but his hammer swing does 75 DPS and he has a big ass 2000 health shield, also the locations they operate in are totally different, Reinhardt's job is to stay with his team and as such he can receive easy heals. Winston's job is that of an offense hero, he is supposed to go into enemy backlines pick of low health targets and supports. His primary method of doing this is his jump, which thankfully does 50 damage on landing meaning he only needs another 3 seconds of tracking, however his leap is on a 6 second cooldown so jumping into the action is not recommended because you need that to escape. But he's got that shield, yes that 600 health shield that concentrated fire will break in under a second giving you almost no time to recharge your cooldown for an escape. Also he then cannot jump to chase a fleeing person, for instance the most common target for a Winston is Mercy and her escape ability is on a 1 second cooldown, and not only does it let her escape but she is now near another hero who she can damage boost to tear Winston apart in seconds or heal to completely negate the damage that Winston deals. So in short Winston does not need a nerf to his damage, he dosent need a buff to it either, It's just where it needs to be. But i would appreciate more shield health.
Play Reaper, easy kill.
- How do you open open of the webmds in a different tab, replaci…
Dank WebM 56
- Dark souls tattoo.
Hope you did yours
Aw shiet nigga. THinking of getting a bonfire myself as well
Oh shit, don't mean to copy but that looks sick. I am thinking of getting that now
Oh shit that looks great but if I got a DS Tattoo
I'd get the "YOU DIED" in capital letters
would be even funnier when I actually die people who didn't see it would get fucking confused at my funeral
- I'll share with you the end results, whoa a nice person o…
Hope you did yours
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