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#12 - He has a 300$ Harpy deck, i'm gunna lose.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Its time to duel +6
User avatar #30 - wliia (02/13/2014) [-]
Much easier and less expensive option is duelingnetwork.com

You essentially play yugioh online with access to all cards. You don't get to play with shiny holographic cards and don't get to make corny poses when you draw your cards like they do in the show, but it does mean you get to learn and try out the game wihout investing a ton of money in to it.
#28 - hattaz (02/13/2014) [-]
>$300 Dollars
>Harpy Deck

Ya you are destined to be fuck, I hate Harpy decks... Shit is so broken... Either way you don't really have to spend the money intitally, you could always use www.duelingnetwork.com/ . Think of it as free cards that you can do anything with, Build a deck there, try it out, and go nuts.

>Pic Unrelated(Sort of)
User avatar #29 - hattaz (02/13/2014) [-]
*fucked
User avatar #13 - thenewgizmobox (02/13/2014) [-]
just remind him it's your first time and he probably doesn't need to be going full duelist just yet.
User avatar #14 - slenderguy (02/13/2014) [-]
I want to learn how to play 40k but nooooo its too expensive
User avatar #15 - thenewgizmobox (02/13/2014) [-]
ahh, it always sucks having expensive hobbies, but if you learn the game and play a few rounds then he kinda owes you something right?
User avatar #16 - slenderguy (02/13/2014) [-]
Thank you for you input random person ^^
User avatar #17 - thenewgizmobox (02/13/2014) [-]
no problem
#10 - My boyfriend wants me to learn to play yu-gi-oh with him....should i?  [+] (18 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Its time to duel +7
User avatar #131 - psykobear (02/13/2014) [-]
Yes. The only reason I quit playing was from the lack of people to play with.
User avatar #87 - NinjaHermit (02/13/2014) [-]
If you're interested in the game, then go for it.
#57 - greedtheavaricious (02/13/2014) [-]
All I ever did was picking my favorite cards, some that seemed strong and the obligatory mirror move and divine wrath. Only played with friends.

We all were cheating all the time. No one ever admitted it, but it was kinda obvious.
User avatar #48 - captainwow (02/13/2014) [-]
Play Magic the Gathering then call him a nerd and bully him
#35 - ginganinjapower (02/13/2014) [-]
no, play magic the gathering instead
User avatar #27 - jblackmetal (02/13/2014) [-]
Just play Magic: The Gathering. It's better, trust me. It's what yugioh got it's ideas from but is more diverse and just better.
#88 - NinjaHermit (02/13/2014) [-]
I play both.
User avatar #25 - Loppytaffy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yes.
I learned yugioh so I could play with my boyfriend of the time.
I chose all the really cute cards (a fairy deck), turns out they're really quite strong and easy to special summon using using special abilities.
He doesn't play any more.
User avatar #11 - thenewgizmobox (02/13/2014) [-]
you totally should.
User avatar #12 - slenderguy (02/13/2014) [-]
He has a 300$ Harpy deck, i'm gunna lose.
User avatar #30 - wliia (02/13/2014) [-]
Much easier and less expensive option is duelingnetwork.com

You essentially play yugioh online with access to all cards. You don't get to play with shiny holographic cards and don't get to make corny poses when you draw your cards like they do in the show, but it does mean you get to learn and try out the game wihout investing a ton of money in to it.
#28 - hattaz (02/13/2014) [-]
>$300 Dollars
>Harpy Deck

Ya you are destined to be fuck, I hate Harpy decks... Shit is so broken... Either way you don't really have to spend the money intitally, you could always use www.duelingnetwork.com/ . Think of it as free cards that you can do anything with, Build a deck there, try it out, and go nuts.

>Pic Unrelated(Sort of)
User avatar #29 - hattaz (02/13/2014) [-]
*fucked
User avatar #13 - thenewgizmobox (02/13/2014) [-]
just remind him it's your first time and he probably doesn't need to be going full duelist just yet.
User avatar #14 - slenderguy (02/13/2014) [-]
I want to learn how to play 40k but nooooo its too expensive
User avatar #15 - thenewgizmobox (02/13/2014) [-]
ahh, it always sucks having expensive hobbies, but if you learn the game and play a few rounds then he kinda owes you something right?
User avatar #16 - slenderguy (02/13/2014) [-]
Thank you for you input random person ^^
User avatar #17 - thenewgizmobox (02/13/2014) [-]
no problem
#21 - reference to a youtube video. A guy says that he found them wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on fear the game +3
#26 - insanepain (02/08/2014) [-]
As long as you feel like it when you do.
#15 - um....why did you use a tempature example from the southest pa… 01/26/2014 on too cold 0
#84 - Akira: TETSUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on Me likee +1
User avatar #110 - bloodspider (12/12/2013) [-]
Dat forehead.
#2 - Correction!!!! Cockroaches can survive the radiation of the bo… 12/10/2013 on No Title Available 0
#65 - Oh yeah.....i just fastforward to awesome fight sceens 12/07/2013 on Shingeki no Feels 0
#62 - wasn't he bit in haft. I mean....i don't think titan's carry e…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Shingeki no Feels 0
User avatar #63 - hellomynameisbill (12/07/2013) [-]
... there was a funeral scene
User avatar #64 - hellomynameisbill (12/07/2013) [-]
It's where the gif of jean crying holding a charred bone in his hand captioned must not fap came from
User avatar #65 - slenderguy (12/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah.....i just fastforward to awesome fight sceens
#14 - spoiler alert. Batman well ******* lose, he is a …  [+] (51 new replies) 11/30/2013 on 2015 Looks Promising -10
#65 - soapybox (11/30/2013) [-]
You ever say that Superman can beat Batman's ass to my face Ima punch you so hard your family will die from pneumonia
#124 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
Superman > Batman any day.
#60 - dontread (11/30/2013) [-]
i heard the movie might be based of an alternate comic storyline where batman does beat superman.

though its a reluctant superman who fights.
#52 - rwmwaffle (11/30/2013) [-]
Except that Batman has already beaten Superman.
User avatar #120 - Tormound (11/30/2013) [-]
Not in canon.
#218 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
Which DC universe is Canon? Go ahead, tell me which ones are, and are not canonically accurate
#221 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
so if I put "non canon" in parenthesis it becomes non canon, good to know.
User avatar #222 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
I wish i had your blissful ignorance and simplicity.
User avatar #223 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
I wish you didn't cover you wall in newspaper clipping to find those commie sons-a-bitches in your backyard
User avatar #224 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
The fuck are you even... If you don't wanna believe that batman you wank off too didn't beat superman than go ahead. I had enough of your stupidity so don't reply back.
#225 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
NIgga... Batman is DC's bread and butter, I feel sorry for you and the butt hurt superman fan who's self made blog you credited as a source, its as if I said, "ALL THE LINKS IN THE ZELDA GAMES ARE THE SAME BUT THEY ARN'T CANON" and my argument is valid cause I put "NOT CANON" in quotation. The other universes of DC are just a canon as the others, not related but canon, so if batman beat super man in most of DC lore, then MOTHER FUCKER IT IS CANON THAT BATMAN BEATS SUPERMAN. I'm out homie, I'm gonna go chill with Aquaman, nigga cut his arm off to save his wife, and kid.
User avatar #226 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
So I see this is how ignorance looks like. Not like those non canon stories were elseworld stories or anything and the fact they were standalone comics that was made by a batman fanboy...
#227 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
Implying I like batman. That's ignorance. And produced comics, "made by a batman fanboys." I guess warner brothers and nether realm studios are just batman fanboys... Lol that's cute, you're cute...
User avatar #228 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
Damn, you must be a real comic newbie if you think all comics are canon and you don't know frank miller. Don't touch me you filthy casual.
#229 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
I have 5 comics, each with a unique story, all have the same characters, however 2 characters confront, and in 4 of them are different from the first one, so we discredit all other four, correct? That's how canon works? right? no not at all.
User avatar #230 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
Canon works by what the IP holder says is true or not. In this case DC has said or it was made clear that various stories that shows Batman fighting Superman and winning is non canon seeing as how those stories take place in the future or a different setting the what's considered the "main" marvel universe.

I'll humor you for a bit shall we? Let's say those non canon stories are true. That means batman wins in ONE of them. That ONE story took years of prep and help from 3 other heroes iirc. So we take non-canon into account, batman still loses.
User avatar #231 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
Dark Knight Returns, Hush, and Tower of Babel. are all canon so you can suck my nuts
User avatar #232 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
You clearly didn't read the link since DKR is non canon and batman still loses btw, Batman loses in Hush as well since if Lois wasn't thrown off a building batman would have been crushed by 2 tons of metal and this was when Superman was fighting with all his will to fight Ivy's control, and Tower of Babel was a plan put into a effect by RAS Al GHUL who has a crap ton more resources than batman and batman's plan was stupid to begin with.
User avatar #233 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
wow your right, not canon in parenthesis right there, so its not canon, back to square one of my argument, your move massmole
User avatar #234 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
Didn't I say I'll humor you? Guess I'll have to repeat it. Let's say all those stories mentioned were canon. Batman wins in ONE of them and that wasn't even a proper fight seeing as how Batman needed years of prep with back up and Superman wasn't even trying to fight.
User avatar #237 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
Definitely counts
User avatar #238 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
100%
User avatar #235 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
still counts.
User avatar #239 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
110% counts
User avatar #236 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
That's not a win for batman. That's win for the Flash, Atom, Green Arrow, and then batman and if you consider one side defeating the opposing side when they're not even trying to fight as a fight then yeah, the team of superheroes and batman won that fight.
User avatar #219 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
You reply to this now......
Hold on and let me get you a list of Superman vs Batman.
User avatar #64 - wishingwell (11/30/2013) [-]
But the real question is, have Superman ever really tried to win?
- in Dark Knight Returns, Superman is 'forced' to fight him/bring him in by the government. He even tries to handle it peacefully, letting Bruce prepare for the fight.
Warning: possible spoilers for the 2015 movie ahead: And even then he loses due to a heart attack - staged heart attack ofc, but his exo-suit was already breached, making the fight pretty uneven. And while Bruce is 'dying', Supes hears his heartbeat, letting him 'die' in the eye of the public, so he can become the shadow master of a legion of batmen
- in Hush, in the famous scene under the city, Supes is under the influence of Poison Ivy, making him a hollow, almost zombie like Superman, with no real thinking capabilities, making the fight unbalanced.

Imo the greatest threat to superman (of human decent) is Batman & Lex Luther. (Slade aswell if he had the billions to produce the synthesized green kryptonite, since he has beating batman more often than not).
#131 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
Yeah but the fact that Superman cares for Batman is taken into consideration by Batman himself. If he thought Superman would actually try his hardest he's get creamed but he knows that Superman wouldn't just go straight for the kill, giving Batman enough time to weaken him.
User avatar #119 - Tormound (11/30/2013) [-]
Actually in Hush, Superman would have crushed Batman under 2 tons of metal if Catwoman hadn't pushed Lois Lane off a building.
#20 - cactusupthebutt (11/30/2013) [-]
According to the movie Doom, he has a plan for every member of the justice league.
User avatar #122 - Tormound (11/30/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean it'll work.
User avatar #31 - wishingwell (11/30/2013) [-]
..or according to the Tower of Babel story arc from the comics, from which it is based.

and don't say "it's too hard to get into" when that storyline is only 4 comics long (as in aprox 21 pages*4).

And slenderguy - i know (like every fourth grader) that superman would win, if he went completely mad, lost his sense of morality, and wanted to kill Batman..
- but since the movie will be based/inspired by the last chapter of The Dark Knight Returns, batman will prolly beat supes (of sorts).
User avatar #16 - servantoflolth (11/30/2013) [-]
um batman beats everyone. fact
#125 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
Ok i know it's no fap November but please, try to leave your wank off the internet.
User avatar #210 - servantoflolth (12/01/2013) [-]
i'm in no way a batman fan but he just beats everyone. not at the same time but batman does have a plan to systematically render harmless every hero
User avatar #15 - shadowfox (11/30/2013) [-]
Ever heard of kyrptonite?
#175 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
Ever heard of Superman being ridiculously OP? I'd like to see batman get close enough to use kryptonite when Superman has laser vision and can fly at the speed of light
User avatar #72 - snakebelmont (11/30/2013) [-]
Have you watched the Man Of Steel movie? kyrptonite doesn't exist in that world.
#149 - tyraxio (11/30/2013) [-]
>wasn't shown or talked about
>doesn't exist

Hey guys, I never once saw someone eat a hot dog in the Harry Potter series. Ergo, hot dogs doesn't exist in the Harry Potter universe.
#194 - snakebelmont (11/30/2013) [-]
It's different, it's the superman version of the nolan-verse, nowadays from a film story telling perspective it is a bit ridiculous to have a weakness like that. Chances are they will re-write it so he loses other than some random weakness rock.


They explained it in the movie that he wasn't used to the atmosphere of kypton, that's why he was weak, instead of him being near a rock, he's weak to the air.

Maybe cut off his solar powers or something like that or make him breath in the krypton atmosphere.
#199 - tyraxio (11/30/2013) [-]
Also, as a side note, your picture only reinforces the theory that he is weak against kryptonite in the MoS universe; if it is a rock native to Krypton, and he is weakened by the Krypton atmosphere, it seems obvious that he would be weakened by a rock which was exposed to the Krypton atmosphere.

Take a normal stone from our planet; if we were somehow weakened by the atmosphere of Earth, it seems obvious that we probably shouldn't spend too long time around a stone or rock from Earth.
User avatar #201 - snakebelmont (11/30/2013) [-]
Well in the movie it's when he breathes in the air and it's because of the gravity. I don't think he'll be affected by a rock from the planet unless it somehow effects his breathing.

I just think it's a cheat, it's a problem with superman as a character, because he's too powerful there has to be a loophole in his powers so that he can lose a fight.

It's been his weakness for years but it's lazy writing in my opinion, the writers can't think of someway out of the situation so they throw a rock. I'd much rather he lose differently. I'd even accept him letting himself lose to save lives.

Personally i'm not really a fan of superman. i prefer underdog characters like spider-man.
#203 - tyraxio (11/30/2013) [-]
Neither am I, your arguments are just slightly stupid.

I mean, it's not just a rock, it's just a material. It seems obvious to have a weakness like that, like us humans are weak against many materials, even non-radioactive periodic elements.
User avatar #207 - snakebelmont (11/30/2013) [-]
But it never leads to good writing.

for example, in the newest Dr who episode, in the episode they introduced the audiance to some new technology, some time lord painting cube. They then later was like, wait a minute we've got this cube that we pretty much just told you about that we will use to win.

It's the same with kyptonite oh i so happen to have this material that you're weak to, i win. They should have introduced it in the first movie. If they want to bring it now it's going to feel like a cheat.
#215 - tyraxio (12/01/2013) [-]
Dude. It's not like people don't know about kryptonite. People pretty much consider it equal to Superman, and I also highly doubt they won't make a longer sequence explaining it. It would never be cheating if it is following the original comics; maybe if it was some technology that they invented for the movie that was not in the comics.
#196 - tyraxio (11/30/2013) [-]
How is it in any way ridiculous to have a weakness against a specific material which clearly seems to emit some kind of radiation?
User avatar #73 - theableacher (11/30/2013) [-]
I wasn't introduced. That does not mean that it isn't existing. It might just be hitting the earth in Man of Steel 2.
User avatar #78 - snakebelmont (11/30/2013) [-]
Nah, they changed it so that he wasn't used to the atmosphere of krpton, so when he was in the spaceship he was affected. So it's not a rock in this universe it's the air that he breathes.
User avatar #32 - theableacher (11/30/2013) [-]
yeah, it is a great song.
User avatar #79 - zeldapronmaster (11/30/2013) [-]
oh he set it up, and brought it down
#33 - agreed. Right now i a just waiting for this to end. Naruto is …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on Livin' the Dream +1
User avatar #36 - TFTH (11/30/2013) [-]
btw tobio was the obitotobobo all along!
#31 - well, concidering madara kills him.....yes....a very bad idea  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on Livin' the Dream +1
User avatar #49 - pandation (11/30/2013) [-]
Madara didn't kill Kabuto, Kabuto is still under Itachi's genjutsu in his dragon sage mode when Orochimaru emerged (again) this time to help Sasuke in whatever he wanted to do
#30 - Well. in the end Naruto well get with Hinata, sasuke with saku…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Livin' the Dream +2
User avatar #32 - priestoftheoldones (11/30/2013) [-]
Who cares if the good guys win, nobody gives two shits, it's kakashi's face. We've been teased for years.
User avatar #33 - slenderguy (11/30/2013) [-]
agreed. Right now i a just waiting for this to end. Naruto is on it final arc, i just wanna finish this, i am stalking 8 manga's right now, its hard to keep the stories seperate
User avatar #36 - TFTH (11/30/2013) [-]
btw tobio was the obitotobobo all along!
#28 - True. kakashi died from the pains when they attacked. He was i…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Livin' the Dream +1
User avatar #29 - priestoftheoldones (11/30/2013) [-]
That guy was a cocky dick most of the time, I just don't want hinata do die, I cried so much when pain stabbed her face.
User avatar #30 - slenderguy (11/30/2013) [-]
Well. in the end Naruto well get with Hinata, sasuke with sakura and you'll see kakashi's MOTHERFUCKING FACE.
User avatar #32 - priestoftheoldones (11/30/2013) [-]
Who cares if the good guys win, nobody gives two shits, it's kakashi's face. We've been teased for years.
User avatar #33 - slenderguy (11/30/2013) [-]
agreed. Right now i a just waiting for this to end. Naruto is on it final arc, i just wanna finish this, i am stalking 8 manga's right now, its hard to keep the stories seperate
User avatar #36 - TFTH (11/30/2013) [-]
btw tobio was the obitotobobo all along!
#25 - Naruto beats Obito with the power of friendship (seriously). m…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Livin' the Dream +6
#48 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
Considering Madara is at about the same Powerlevel as the first hokage and the good side has the first second third & fourth hokage as well as all the tailed beasts as well as Naruto & Sasuke I dont realy see how Madara could win actualy
#41 - chancevance (11/30/2013) [-]
This...
You...
Are...
....

Is this actually what happened?
It's not a stretch for Naruto, but still kinda hard to believe.
User avatar #27 - priestoftheoldones (11/30/2013) [-]
Oh, and Kabuto made a huge mistake reanimating Madara then.
User avatar #31 - slenderguy (11/30/2013) [-]
well, concidering madara kills him.....yes....a very bad idea
User avatar #49 - pandation (11/30/2013) [-]
Madara didn't kill Kabuto, Kabuto is still under Itachi's genjutsu in his dragon sage mode when Orochimaru emerged (again) this time to help Sasuke in whatever he wanted to do
User avatar #26 - priestoftheoldones (11/30/2013) [-]
Naruto got cheesy a lot of times, but friendship? I give up, I give up, no more even trying to understand what the hell is going on. And sasuke wants to be hokage, that, that's just retarded... Oh, the Kakashi thing was a speculation, he has died once, and it didn't seem to far fetched with obito being tobi and all.
User avatar #28 - slenderguy (11/30/2013) [-]
True. kakashi died from the pains when they attacked. He was in the alternate dimention healing up watching the fight from Obito's eye and when they beat him he decide to come out.

Also, if anyone is not up to date.......ahem......neji hyuga dies.
User avatar #29 - priestoftheoldones (11/30/2013) [-]
That guy was a cocky dick most of the time, I just don't want hinata do die, I cried so much when pain stabbed her face.
User avatar #30 - slenderguy (11/30/2013) [-]
Well. in the end Naruto well get with Hinata, sasuke with sakura and you'll see kakashi's MOTHERFUCKING FACE.
User avatar #32 - priestoftheoldones (11/30/2013) [-]
Who cares if the good guys win, nobody gives two shits, it's kakashi's face. We've been teased for years.
User avatar #33 - slenderguy (11/30/2013) [-]
agreed. Right now i a just waiting for this to end. Naruto is on it final arc, i just wanna finish this, i am stalking 8 manga's right now, its hard to keep the stories seperate
User avatar #36 - TFTH (11/30/2013) [-]
btw tobio was the obitotobobo all along!
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