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#6 - I don't have any of those things but I live completely alone a…  [+] (4 replies) 11/25/2016 on Roommates +7
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#7 - ministermax (11/25/2016) [-]
How can anyone not know how to cook
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#9 - TinyVoices (11/25/2016) [-]
Throwing frozen things into the oven or microwave at a told temperature and for a told amount of time, does not count as cooking. That's about as much as I can do when it comes to preparing food.

Also I can make bacon, eggs, french toast, and pancakes. But those are also pretty much tutorial foods.
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#11 - iqequalzero (11/25/2016) [-]
Dude, take it from someone who went through this a couple of years ago. Cooking is easy as fuck once youve done it a few times. I started out by making the same thing many times (lasagna) over a few weeks, then adding another thing and then another. Now Ive got like 10 things I can make without a recipe, and trying new things isnt that hard because they mostly include things youve done before, just in new combinations.

In other words, try it.
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#8 - slenderguy (11/25/2016) [-]
Well its more of I am unable to get the time to aquire grocerys and make the food.
#19 - Fun fact: blowing up haft the planet well still result in the …  [+] (2 replies) 11/25/2016 on His name is Bills in Italy +6
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#20 - amuzen (11/25/2016) [-]
Half die instantly, the other half die over the course of a few horribly excruciating minutes because the planet would no longer be able to sustain any sort of atmosphere and the seismic activity would be devastating.
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#25 - ninjabadger (11/25/2016) [-]
Half was a mercy, the other half is what you get for insolence

What a generous guy
#8 - They are buffing him actually. Making him able to ignore 40% o…  [+] (5 replies) 11/25/2016 on "mistakenly" +18
#82 - mrlugia (11/26/2016) [-]
Alright, I think I missed some patch notes
Source? So I know if I should kill myself now or later
#51 - skorchy (11/25/2016) [-]
Because the fucking % health true damage execution ulti wasn't enough.
#9 - anon (11/25/2016) [-]
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#10 - slenderguy (11/25/2016) [-]
If i recall correctly.
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#28 - northleech (11/25/2016) [-]
#20 - Um....neither of those are bears.....this is.  [+] (8 replies) 11/25/2016 on Kumakura +17
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#35 - europe (11/25/2016) [-]
No, that's a fatass
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#22 - iqequalzero (11/25/2016) [-]
Did you just assume xirs sexual preference shitlords?
#24 - slenderguy (11/25/2016) [-]
I don't give a damn what xirs sexual preference is I was showing what a real bear a real man looks like
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#25 - iqequalzero (11/25/2016) [-]
Oh wow, its actually a term used BY gay men, not ABOUT gay men.

Learn something new every day.
#27 - anon (11/25/2016) [-]
Not quite big muscular gay men exist just more rare
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#28 - iqequalzero (11/25/2016) [-]
Yes, what I meant was, I thought the term Bear was specifically for big gay men, as opposed to a term used by gay men about just any big men, gay or straight.
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#34 - slenderguy (11/25/2016) [-]
A bear is usually refering to a gay male that is large and hairy, it could be large due to muscle or large due to fat. I perfer the fat side of em it boils down to bears tend to be very mascuiline. There the only side of the gay community that don't give me a headache. Plus nice to look at
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#44 - sakagamitomoyo (11/25/2016) [-]
In Norway bear is used as a way to call every macho looking guy, gay or not.
#16 - I am a canadian, which makes me a drop on this. Yes both butte…  [+] (1 reply) 11/25/2016 on The kitty is adorable. +1
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#19 - poruku (11/25/2016) [-]
I second this in a very patriotic way
#66 - pretty sure the worst is stomach cancer. Pain/discomfort wise  [+] (11 replies) 11/25/2016 on Watch and Learn +1
#84 - capnkrunch (11/25/2016) [-]
In terms of surivability I'm pretty sure pancreatic beats stomach cancer
#85 - capnkrunch (11/25/2016) [-]
chance of survivability?
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#104 - zetsuboukamina (11/25/2016) [-]
7.7% to survive past 5 years according ti wikipedia, but that's only if they catch it late. Around 60% if they catch it when it's early and remove the tumors and do chemo, 16% if they don't remove the tumor but do chemo
#105 - capnkrunch (11/25/2016) [-]
That question mark was supposed to be an asterisk believe it or not... I was really tired okay.
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#106 - goobyman (11/25/2016) [-]
shift 8
vs /
they're like 200km apart on your keyboard, man!
#114 - anon (11/25/2016) [-]
Believe it or not, different regions of the world have different keyboards.

If I type Shift+8 on my keyboard, for example, I'd get (.
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#115 - goobyman (11/25/2016) [-]
yeah, no shit, but this dude is in america. so i'm 100% assuming he's 100% american with a 100% american keyboard. shift 8= *.
#118 - capnkrunch (11/25/2016) [-]
No you are totally write, I don't know either.
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#100 - slenderguy (11/25/2016) [-]
I said in the pain/discomfort side of cancer its certaintly up there.
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#101 - goobyman (11/25/2016) [-]
i didn't even answer to you?
#2 - Just put his little Ball of Depression on ya followed by two m…  [+] (2 replies) 11/24/2016 on Getting Intense +15
#3 - anon (11/24/2016) [-]
go around corner, charge shot. See movement, unleash hell.
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#5 - askafj (11/25/2016) [-]
playing mcree cus pharah sucks, stuns zenyatta, pop him in the head and he's gone