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|#65 - Oh yeah.....i just fastforward to awesome fight sceens||12/07/2013 on Shingeki no Feels||0|
|#62 - wasn't he bit in haft. I mean....i don't think titan's carry e… [+] (3 new replies)||12/07/2013 on Shingeki no Feels||0|
|#14 - spoiler alert. Batman well ******* lose, he is a … [+] (51 new replies)||11/30/2013 on 2015 Looks Promising||-10|
#124 - anonymous poster (11/30/2013) [-]
Superman > Batman any day.
#220 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
Read it and weep
#225 - zeldapronmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
#230 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
Canon works by what the IP holder says is true or not. In this case DC has said or it was made clear that various stories that shows Batman fighting Superman and winning is non canon seeing as how those stories take place in the future or a different setting the what's considered the "main" marvel universe.
I'll humor you for a bit shall we? Let's say those non canon stories are true. That means batman wins in ONE of them. That ONE story took years of prep and help from 3 other heroes iirc. So we take non-canon into account, batman still loses.
#232 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
You clearly didn't read the link since DKR is non canon and batman still loses btw, Batman loses in Hush as well since if Lois wasn't thrown off a building batman would have been crushed by 2 tons of metal and this was when Superman was fighting with all his will to fight Ivy's control, and Tower of Babel was a plan put into a effect by RAS Al GHUL who has a crap ton more resources than batman and batman's plan was stupid to begin with.
#234 - Tormound (12/05/2013) [-]
Didn't I say I'll humor you? Guess I'll have to repeat it. Let's say all those stories mentioned were canon. Batman wins in ONE of them and that wasn't even a proper fight seeing as how Batman needed years of prep with back up and Superman wasn't even trying to fight.
#64 - wishingwell (11/30/2013) [-]
But the real question is, have Superman ever really tried to win?
- in Dark Knight Returns, Superman is 'forced' to fight him/bring him in by the government. He even tries to handle it peacefully, letting Bruce prepare for the fight.
Warning: possible spoilers for the 2015 movie ahead: And even then he loses due to a heart attack - staged heart attack ofc, but his exo-suit was already breached, making the fight pretty uneven. And while Bruce is 'dying', Supes hears his heartbeat, letting him 'die' in the eye of the public, so he can become the shadow master of a legion of batmen
- in Hush, in the famous scene under the city, Supes is under the influence of Poison Ivy, making him a hollow, almost zombie like Superman, with no real thinking capabilities, making the fight unbalanced.
Imo the greatest threat to superman (of human decent) is Batman & Lex Luther. (Slade aswell if he had the billions to produce the synthesized green kryptonite, since he has beating batman more often than not).
#131 - anonymous poster (11/30/2013) [-]
Yeah but the fact that Superman cares for Batman is taken into consideration by Batman himself. If he thought Superman would actually try his hardest he's get creamed but he knows that Superman wouldn't just go straight for the kill, giving Batman enough time to weaken him.
#31 - wishingwell (11/30/2013) [-]
..or according to the Tower of Babel story arc from the comics, from which it is based.
and don't say "it's too hard to get into" when that storyline is only 4 comics long (as in aprox 21 pages*4).
And slenderguy - i know (like every fourth grader) that superman would win, if he went completely mad, lost his sense of morality, and wanted to kill Batman..
- but since the movie will be based/inspired by the last chapter of The Dark Knight Returns, batman will prolly beat supes (of sorts).
#125 - anonymous poster (11/30/2013) [-]
Ok i know it's no fap November but please, try to leave your wank off the internet.
#175 - anonymous poster (11/30/2013) [-]
Ever heard of Superman being ridiculously OP? I'd like to see batman get close enough to use kryptonite when Superman has laser vision and can fly at the speed of light
#194 - snakebelmont (11/30/2013) [-]
They explained it in the movie that he wasn't used to the atmosphere of kypton, that's why he was weak, instead of him being near a rock, he's weak to the air.
Maybe cut off his solar powers or something like that or make him breath in the krypton atmosphere.
#199 - tyraxio (11/30/2013) [-]
Also, as a side note, your picture only reinforces the theory that he is weak against kryptonite in the MoS universe; if it is a rock native to Krypton, and he is weakened by the Krypton atmosphere, it seems obvious that he would be weakened by a rock which was exposed to the Krypton atmosphere.
Take a normal stone from our planet; if we were somehow weakened by the atmosphere of Earth, it seems obvious that we probably shouldn't spend too long time around a stone or rock from Earth.
#201 - snakebelmont (11/30/2013) [-]
Well in the movie it's when he breathes in the air and it's because of the gravity. I don't think he'll be affected by a rock from the planet unless it somehow effects his breathing.
I just think it's a cheat, it's a problem with superman as a character, because he's too powerful there has to be a loophole in his powers so that he can lose a fight.
It's been his weakness for years but it's lazy writing in my opinion, the writers can't think of someway out of the situation so they throw a rock. I'd much rather he lose differently. I'd even accept him letting himself lose to save lives.
Personally i'm not really a fan of superman. i prefer underdog characters like spider-man.
#207 - snakebelmont (11/30/2013) [-]
But it never leads to good writing.
for example, in the newest Dr who episode, in the episode they introduced the audiance to some new technology, some time lord painting cube. They then later was like, wait a minute we've got this cube that we pretty much just told you about that we will use to win.
It's the same with kyptonite oh i so happen to have this material that you're weak to, i win. They should have introduced it in the first movie. If they want to bring it now it's going to feel like a cheat.
#215 - tyraxio (12/01/2013) [-]
Dude. It's not like people don't know about kryptonite. People pretty much consider it equal to Superman, and I also highly doubt they won't make a longer sequence explaining it. It would never be cheating if it is following the original comics; maybe if it was some technology that they invented for the movie that was not in the comics.
|#33 - agreed. Right now i a just waiting for this to end. Naruto is … [+] (1 new reply)||11/30/2013 on Livin' the Dream||+1|
|#31 - well, concidering madara kills him.....yes....a very bad idea [+] (1 new reply)||11/30/2013 on Livin' the Dream||+1|
|#30 - Well. in the end Naruto well get with Hinata, sasuke with saku… [+] (3 new replies)||11/30/2013 on Livin' the Dream||+2|
|#28 - True. kakashi died from the pains when they attacked. He was i… [+] (5 new replies)||11/30/2013 on Livin' the Dream||+1|
|#25 - Naruto beats Obito with the power of friendship (seriously). m… [+] (12 new replies)||11/30/2013 on Livin' the Dream||+6|
#48 - anonymous poster (11/30/2013) [-]
Considering Madara is at about the same Powerlevel as the first hokage and the good side has the first second third & fourth hokage as well as all the tailed beasts as well as Naruto & Sasuke I dont realy see how Madara could win actualy
#26 - priestoftheoldones (11/30/2013) [-]
Naruto got cheesy a lot of times, but friendship? I give up, I give up, no more even trying to understand what the hell is going on. And sasuke wants to be hokage, that, that's just retarded... Oh, the Kakashi thing was a speculation, he has died once, and it didn't seem to far fetched with obito being tobi and all.
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