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#5 - Well then. It sounds like it gave you the closure you may have…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on shoot me please 0
#6 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
she told me that, I still have no idea that that was happening, and you know, it hurts, but fuck it, if I don't get all emo tonight and just chill out tomorrow and not think about it, then salvage my friendship with her, then it'll be all good
#7 - slend (10/13/2014) [-]
Solving works better than repressing, I will add. Take a break from the confusion and heartache, but don't let it linger. Also; I wish you good luck with the salvaging. Save what there is to save, rebuild what's broken.
#8 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
I think the message "I didn't realise how much of a bitch I was back then" says what's really broken, I already told her I forgave her, like I said before, it's history and even though it has affected me, I know that I brought this on myself so she isn't to blame, and I was already prepared for it, hit me harder than I thought it would, but you know
#3 - Why was it your fault? Would you've gone back and fixed your m…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2014 on shoot me please 0
#4 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
we just weren't as close as I thought and I didn't see the signs, if I had then maybe I could have done something, but I won't go back and change it, because if I do I don't know what would happen, hell I was 16 at the time, it wasn't going to last anyway
#9 - frijoles (10/13/2014) [-]
BULLSHIT homie. If she was any good at being a lover she would have been able to vocalize that to you. Prolly got out of an exactly similar situation about a year ago. Thought everything was good. Didn't see each other very often but she was school and so was i and i worked. Our schedules didn't match up very well. The fact that she was unable to tell me that there was a growing rift between us was no ones fault but hers. I saw her when there was time and I loved her very much, but instead of communicating that she needed to feel closer, she pulled away and eventually left. That is the sign of someone who wants an easy relationship, of which there is no such thing. Your better off bro. Maybe one day she'll realize it. But till then it takes two to tango and it's almost never one persons fault.
#5 - slend (10/13/2014) [-]
Well then. It sounds like it gave you the closure you may have needed. Beyond that, good on you for recognizing what went wrong, learn from it, hopefully it'll help you in the future.
#6 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
she told me that, I still have no idea that that was happening, and you know, it hurts, but fuck it, if I don't get all emo tonight and just chill out tomorrow and not think about it, then salvage my friendship with her, then it'll be all good
#7 - slend (10/13/2014) [-]
Solving works better than repressing, I will add. Take a break from the confusion and heartache, but don't let it linger. Also; I wish you good luck with the salvaging. Save what there is to save, rebuild what's broken.
#8 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
I think the message "I didn't realise how much of a bitch I was back then" says what's really broken, I already told her I forgave her, like I said before, it's history and even though it has affected me, I know that I brought this on myself so she isn't to blame, and I was already prepared for it, hit me harder than I thought it would, but you know
#2 - I believe neutrality is gone as soon as they show aggression t… 10/13/2014 on Let's debate +2
#16 - If you get summoned by folks who have four knights, bring a re… 10/13/2014 on Farming Loyce souls 0
#13 - Picture 10/13/2014 on Read bottom to top 0
#5 - Yeah... I do believe your edit made it better by far.  [+] (14 new replies) 10/13/2014 on I like this better than the... +42
User avatar #17 - Sethorein (10/13/2014) [-]
I sure miss the darling of Ukraine.
User avatar #60 - bestfoxgirl (10/14/2014) [-]
She's a traitor of Ukraine though, and Ukraine wants to prosecute her for it.
User avatar #72 - Sethorein (10/14/2014) [-]
but she's so pretty. Can't they just slap her wrists and give her a modelling contract?
User avatar #66 - randomdudelny (10/14/2014) [-]
Not trying to be a dick here, just curious. Can you expand that or throw some source?
User avatar #67 - bestfoxgirl (10/14/2014) [-]
Well, the Russian invasion on Ukraine was an illegal act, and now Crimea is illegally occupied by Russians, but it's still a part of Ukraine. Therefore, any local "government" which tries to form there is performing an act of treason against their country. This concerns her, too, as she became the general prosecutor of Crimea's Republic.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalia_Poklonskaya

"Her previous criticism of the opposition protests in Ukraine, and the "anti-constitutional coup"[8][16] led the Ukrainian government to launch a criminal case against her and strip her of the civil service rank of Counsellor of Justice."

"On 25 March, Chaika appointed Poklonskaya as acting Prosecutor of the Republic of Crimea for this new office.[3][21][22] Around the same time, Poklonskaya was listed as a wanted criminal on the website of the Ukrainian Ministry of Internal Affairs,[10][23] due to alleged involvement in conspiracy to overthrow constitutional order or seize state power."

To spice things up, Russian forces there didn't identify themselves as such, therefore they acted as a terrorist group, meaning that if any Russian soldier admits that he took part in the operation, he will be automatically prosecuted for the act of terrorism in almost every country in the world (terrorism is prosecuted universally, which means that every country is obliged by international law to pursue the alleged terrorists.
User avatar #68 - randomdudelny (10/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, have a thumb!
#16 - kanedam (10/13/2014) [-]
far too short was her fame...
User avatar #55 - meaniee (10/14/2014) [-]
no not really
the whole thing was creepy as fuck
User avatar #28 - narluga (10/14/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnT0bEZ5cVQ
Don't ask how i found this.
it's because i dont know
#37 - icameisawilostit (10/14/2014) [-]
Somehow I didn't expect that ending.
#30 - kanedam (10/14/2014) [-]
#31 - narluga (10/14/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #45 - titsequalthumbs (10/14/2014) [-]
it roughly translates to, "kill all niggers"
#33 - kanedam (10/14/2014) [-]
translation: booty
#1 - Comment deleted 10/13/2014 on photo fun (dinosaur) +1
#1 - Kek 10/13/2014 on Lol 0
#1 - Surr@20 10/13/2014 on That feeling when you play... 0
#2 - It gets better for everytime they ping. Because one ping is no… 10/13/2014 on Mid mia +2
#1 - I ******* love the Internet Aristocrat.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Read bottom to top +45
User avatar #15 - wotterpatch (10/13/2014) [-]
He's to people with common sense as TB is to common gamers.
User avatar #23 - warioteam (10/13/2014) [-]
TB?
User avatar #29 - teevee (10/13/2014) [-]
damn games giving me tuberculosis
User avatar #24 - wotterpatch (10/13/2014) [-]
totalbiscuit
User avatar #25 - warioteam (10/13/2014) [-]
i suspected thats who you meant
he has become very skilled in dealing with copyright nonsense that hed be a suitable individual to stick it to the sjw's
#11 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
i love him so much imma buy him his own nuclear bomb so he can blow you up while clearing his nuts from getting blown by your mom, see what i did there? no you did not, asshole, because this is text, and i am fondling my nuts as i write this and using my left foot to toe fuck your brother-dad, you inbred underbite sister fucker
#30 - Kingsly (10/13/2014) [-]
#13 - slend (10/13/2014) [-]
#11 - I'm a graphics designer in a jewelry store. Not the expensive … 10/13/2014 on Work 0
#11 - ******* killed me. 10/13/2014 on This time of the year +5
#59 - Hot damn you look good, you must be drowning in ladies and men. 10/11/2014 on Allahu Akbar 0
#10 - Comment deleted 10/11/2014 on Really? (read desc.) 0
#3 - Picture 10/10/2014 on Don't let go +16
#65 - Here's a link to the cunt. Be careful ye who ent… 09/30/2014 on Lolita Artist weighs in on GG. 0
#4 - We all know what's going to happen to her now. 09/29/2014 on Selfyie 0
#58 - Picture 09/29/2014 on not a hero, just a person 0
#16 - Andrew Dobson, or Tom Preston as he likes to call himself onli…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Lolita Artist weighs in on GG. +15
User avatar #49 - alexandrz (09/29/2014) [-]
Link to his DA?
#65 - slend (09/30/2014) [-]
tompreston.deviantart.com/

Here's a link to the cunt.
Be careful ye who enter, parting jabs and general fuckery come to ye.
#2 - Oh Domnhall, you'll always be my favorite. 09/25/2014 on Dark souls npc's unmasked 0
#1163 - League of legends//Crypt of the Necrodancer. 09/23/2014 on ? 0
#3 - Skeltal* 09/22/2014 on (untitled) +1
#155 - Picture 09/18/2014 on Magnus gets larp gear +1
#418 - Man states a fair point. 07/28/2014 on Cringe comp P.10! It has... +1
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#5 - havelnig (03/23/2014) [-]
I deleted your long comment and didn't read it.
#3 - necroshredder (12/17/2013) [-]
hey dont mean to bugg u but do u have a hustle nidoran male on u or breed one that you dont mind trading. if im asking too much you dont have to do it or not but i would like some clarification.
#4 to #3 - slend (12/17/2013) [-]
Hey man, I haven't got any Nidorans. Good luck with your search though!
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#2 to #1 - slend (09/12/2012) [-]
I did for ***** n gigs because of all the deleted comments.
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