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#5 - In that case you have made it functionally impossible to escap… 06/30/2014 on AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0
#1 - Man. This needs a video. 06/29/2014 on The Future Soon +49
#4 - You know, despite this being another 'thumb and I...' related … 06/26/2014 on For every green thumb this... 0
#120 - I got bread and a ' **** you'. At least those peop… 06/26/2014 on Wheres my shit +1
#455 - I want a rhyme about turtles in pajamas.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Let's try this again 0
User avatar #468 - irishwolven (06/26/2014) [-]
There once was a turtle named Barry
Who had a best friend named Gary
The two good friends took a trip to the Bahamas
But silly old Barry had forgotten his pajamas
#282958 - My mans? 06/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#27 - Porygon2 is my favorite that holds a special place in my heart… 06/23/2014 on Which is yours? +1
#24 - Which only makes it that more impressive. 06/21/2014 on Had Enough of the Queens Shit 0
#13 - There you go. 06/21/2014 on Had Enough of the Queens Shit 0
#7 - If I recall right this was part of a documentary on which this…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Had Enough of the Queens Shit +16
User avatar #22 - createdjustnow (06/21/2014) [-]
only one ant is confirmed dead, they killed it without an issue
#26 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
i would say 2
User avatar #27 - createdjustnow (06/22/2014) [-]
well one is confirmed, the other we just see fall after potentially receiving venom
#24 - slend (06/21/2014) [-]
Which only makes it that more impressive.
User avatar #11 - imamawesome (06/21/2014) [-]
source?

#13 - slend (06/21/2014) [-]
#8 - presidentmoose (06/21/2014) [-]
#5 - Putting text on a photo and putting it on the net makes it tru…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Well well... +1
User avatar #8 - cptmctavish (06/21/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_zoo

PLease google before shitposting, thanks.
#6 - <-YRW  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Good dammit Newell +1
#7 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
That is actually pretty close.

Except I'm not a cute girl but a cute boy.
#4 - That is how they screw us. o_o  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Good dammit Newell 0
#5 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
That, and he sweetens his "coffee" with the tears of fanboys waiting for Half-Life 2: Episode 3.

And he spends our money on Starbucks too. ;___;
#6 - slend (06/17/2014) [-]
<-YRW
#7 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
That is actually pretty close.

Except I'm not a cute girl but a cute boy.
#2 - Because he doesn't sell out his choice of drinks in favor of d…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Good dammit Newell 0
User avatar #3 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
Gaben can drink whatever he wants, but if he goes to Starbucks for his coffee he is ruining the wonderful brew of coffee and that makes me a very sad guy.

That being said. In relation to your gif:

GABEN, why the fuck would 25% off 9.99$ suddenly make it 29.99$!!?
#4 - slend (06/17/2014) [-]
That is how they screw us. o_o
#5 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
That, and he sweetens his "coffee" with the tears of fanboys waiting for Half-Life 2: Episode 3.

And he spends our money on Starbucks too. ;___;
#6 - slend (06/17/2014) [-]
<-YRW
#7 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
That is actually pretty close.

Except I'm not a cute girl but a cute boy.
#51 - Nothing much, it's a popular opinion. I loved bulbasaur but di… 06/16/2014 on important question 0
#20 - I play a Allone knight not captain armor and use the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Rant Souls. +1
User avatar #22 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, I saw some guy do that with Crystal Magic Weapon. Stuff was rad.
And he was pretty much demolishing enemies so passing the stage was real quick.
Forgot which stage though.

I run around wearing Executioner's Armor, Dark Mask, Rogue Gauntlets/Leggings. Add Gower's Ring and Redeye Ring and I look badass (imo that is). Vanquisher Seal for that fist action and Chloranty Ring because we get winded real quick.
#85 - Exactly, plus, you only really get to find the story after the… 06/11/2014 on Dark Souls: The Movie 0
#4 - If so the artist has made quite some improvements. 06/10/2014 on In case yall where wondering 0
#1 - Mega Swampert looks great. He lifts don't you know.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on In case yall where wondering +2
#3 - mance (06/10/2014) [-]
That art reminds me of this one... maybe they're both made by the same person.
#4 - slend (06/10/2014) [-]
If so the artist has made quite some improvements.
#5 - The red thumbs indeed prove this is an unpopular opinion, thum… 06/08/2014 on Just me +1
#68 - Well, lets be fair. Putting children in garbage suits does sti… 06/07/2014 on Shining cosplay +1
#23 - Shiny Hydreigon, first shiny I have ever had. Okay, techni… 06/07/2014 on i'm with the ass +3
#3 - Comment deleted 06/07/2014 on Goodbye's are the worst +1
#44 - Thanks man, now I know! And props for the spoiler warnings…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Shining cosplay +1
#63 - frenzyhero (06/07/2014) [-]
yeah thanks for not pointing out the fact I said suits instead of chutes.
#68 - slend (06/07/2014) [-]
Well, lets be fair. Putting children in garbage suits does still make her a pretty shit mom.
#46 - oddbird (06/07/2014) [-]
Furthermore, she has two daughters. One, she molests on what seems to be a regular basis.
The other she left for dead as a newborn (which she survives), then when they meet again she rips her heart out (which she survives due to some alien voodoo), then sews clothes to her skin with a sidedish of brainwashing, and then molests her.
Enough reasons for the title of worst parent yet?
#42 - Jokexplain and or Animexplain! halp! I have not seen …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Shining cosplay 0
#43 - frenzyhero (06/07/2014) [-]
Discomilf is the best name I've ever heard for Ragyo.

She tries to destroy the world by covering it in an alien lifeform that feeds off of humans. Once the entire earth is covered, the planet sorta... explodes. Her entire family has been preparing for the Original Life Fiber (the alien 'mother' so to spea) and readying the world for it.

Incredibly stupid woman, in my opinion. She's doing all this for these aliens and doesn't realize that she'll die too, even though she is essentially immortal.

Oh and she used children for some wicked cool experiments and tossed their dead corpses down garbage suits when she decided they couldn't synchronize with life fibers well enough. Ryuuko survived because she synchronized SO WELL.
#44 - slend (06/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man, now I know!
And props for the spoiler warnings, I forgot others might not want to see it.
#63 - frenzyhero (06/07/2014) [-]
yeah thanks for not pointing out the fact I said suits instead of chutes.
#68 - slend (06/07/2014) [-]
Well, lets be fair. Putting children in garbage suits does still make her a pretty shit mom.
#46 - oddbird (06/07/2014) [-]
Furthermore, she has two daughters. One, she molests on what seems to be a regular basis.
The other she left for dead as a newborn (which she survives), then when they meet again she rips her heart out (which she survives due to some alien voodoo), then sews clothes to her skin with a sidedish of brainwashing, and then molests her.
Enough reasons for the title of worst parent yet?
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#5 - havelnig (03/23/2014) [-]
I deleted your long comment and didn't read it.
#3 - necroshredder (12/17/2013) [-]
hey dont mean to bugg u but do u have a hustle nidoran male on u or breed one that you dont mind trading. if im asking too much you dont have to do it or not but i would like some clarification.
#4 to #3 - slend (12/17/2013) [-]
Hey man, I haven't got any Nidorans. Good luck with your search though!
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#2 to #1 - slend (09/12/2012) [-]
I did for ***** n gigs because of all the deleted comments.
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