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#91 - You got me. You really did. I ain't even mad, that was an amaz… 18 hours ago on Just found this on Facebook. +3
#332 - Comment deleted 10/21/2014 on GEARBOY has lied to you all +1
#19 - Picture 10/19/2014 on Work Smart +28
#3 - That's fair, still, if this is your first time I can see the e… 10/15/2014 on Wondertrade win 0
#1 - What's the win part? Pokerus gets spread over the wondertrade …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Wondertrade win 0
User avatar #2 - sugarveins (10/15/2014) [-]
Well I dont really get lucky with anything on wondertrade. Also, I love grimer. In all of my years playing pokemon I have never gotten poke-aids as you have punned it. So to me it is a win.
#3 - slend (10/15/2014) [-]
That's fair, still, if this is your first time I can see the excitement.
Good luck spreading it, the pokerus stops being spreadable after a certain amount of time so be sure to keep it alive by infecting others.

Also; Grats.
#36 - I did not expect it to work, much like everyone else, but was … 10/15/2014 on Moving A Couch 0
#3 - I was awaiting his voice, when I saw his face I was anticipati…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on ITS HAPPENING 0
User avatar #4 - wcpapier (10/13/2014) [-]
sweet baby jesus this voice is more horryfing than finding out your neighbour has ebola

it starts at 0:51 for people interested in just the voice
#7 - Solving works better than repressing, I will add. Take a break…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on shoot me please 0
#8 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
I think the message "I didn't realise how much of a bitch I was back then" says what's really broken, I already told her I forgave her, like I said before, it's history and even though it has affected me, I know that I brought this on myself so she isn't to blame, and I was already prepared for it, hit me harder than I thought it would, but you know
#5 - Well then. It sounds like it gave you the closure you may have…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on shoot me please 0
#6 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
she told me that, I still have no idea that that was happening, and you know, it hurts, but fuck it, if I don't get all emo tonight and just chill out tomorrow and not think about it, then salvage my friendship with her, then it'll be all good
#7 - slend (10/13/2014) [-]
Solving works better than repressing, I will add. Take a break from the confusion and heartache, but don't let it linger. Also; I wish you good luck with the salvaging. Save what there is to save, rebuild what's broken.
#8 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
I think the message "I didn't realise how much of a bitch I was back then" says what's really broken, I already told her I forgave her, like I said before, it's history and even though it has affected me, I know that I brought this on myself so she isn't to blame, and I was already prepared for it, hit me harder than I thought it would, but you know
#3 - Why was it your fault? Would you've gone back and fixed your m…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2014 on shoot me please 0
#4 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
we just weren't as close as I thought and I didn't see the signs, if I had then maybe I could have done something, but I won't go back and change it, because if I do I don't know what would happen, hell I was 16 at the time, it wasn't going to last anyway
#9 - frijoles (10/13/2014) [-]
BULLSHIT homie. If she was any good at being a lover she would have been able to vocalize that to you. Prolly got out of an exactly similar situation about a year ago. Thought everything was good. Didn't see each other very often but she was school and so was i and i worked. Our schedules didn't match up very well. The fact that she was unable to tell me that there was a growing rift between us was no ones fault but hers. I saw her when there was time and I loved her very much, but instead of communicating that she needed to feel closer, she pulled away and eventually left. That is the sign of someone who wants an easy relationship, of which there is no such thing. Your better off bro. Maybe one day she'll realize it. But till then it takes two to tango and it's almost never one persons fault.
#5 - slend (10/13/2014) [-]
Well then. It sounds like it gave you the closure you may have needed. Beyond that, good on you for recognizing what went wrong, learn from it, hopefully it'll help you in the future.
#6 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
she told me that, I still have no idea that that was happening, and you know, it hurts, but fuck it, if I don't get all emo tonight and just chill out tomorrow and not think about it, then salvage my friendship with her, then it'll be all good
#7 - slend (10/13/2014) [-]
Solving works better than repressing, I will add. Take a break from the confusion and heartache, but don't let it linger. Also; I wish you good luck with the salvaging. Save what there is to save, rebuild what's broken.
#8 - argoniansrule (10/13/2014) [-]
I think the message "I didn't realise how much of a bitch I was back then" says what's really broken, I already told her I forgave her, like I said before, it's history and even though it has affected me, I know that I brought this on myself so she isn't to blame, and I was already prepared for it, hit me harder than I thought it would, but you know

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#5 - havelnig (03/23/2014) [-]
I deleted your long comment and didn't read it.
#3 - necroshredder (12/17/2013) [-]
hey dont mean to bugg u but do u have a hustle nidoran male on u or breed one that you dont mind trading. if im asking too much you dont have to do it or not but i would like some clarification.
#4 to #3 - slend (12/17/2013) [-]
Hey man, I haven't got any Nidorans. Good luck with your search though!
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#2 to #1 - slend (09/12/2012) [-]
I did for ***** n gigs because of all the deleted comments.
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