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| #18 - To be fair 1. one of the colors bismuth can contain is pin… [+] (2 new replies) | 07/02/2015 on Simple SU Crackpot Theory... | +1 |
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strigt (07/02/2015) [-]  But I still can't see how a gem or metal can create a form from inside a quartz bubble and a pocket dimension. As for it being a metal: I have my own theory about Metals ( /channel/stevenuniverse/Su+theory+no2+non+gems+metals/TktaLGx/ ), and currently the theory states that "a metal's body [as it differs] from a gem's body is that a metal body is made up of physical inorganic material (mostly stone) gathered from the environment around the metal core...unlike a gem, which seems to gather their form from energy [or light]." But I believe that Rose, of all gems, would be able to create cavities and entire organ systems through shapeshifting unassisted, considering another theory that she's a diamond and thus has immense ability and power. Theories are grand things and yours is just as plausible, even if I don't agree. #20 -
sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-]  also to go with your idea of metal bodies being comprised of inorganic material (usually stone) Lion IS found in the desert. Desert=sand sand=broken stone.and sand can be soft and warm just like Lion's tummy tum. Perhaps lion was snoozing on the pillow that made the sand castle, when the eye came to earth it created a ripple effect that shook the sand castle disrupting it and waking lion. Lion is awoken and instinctualy follows steven, sees there is no imminent danger, and that he is raised by both his father and the gems, and tries to go back to sleep by activating the pillow. When he does this he sees steven is vastly unprepared for any confrontation and hangs around for further analysis of the situation, and to spend time with the new rose quartz. | ||
| #9 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… | 07/02/2015 on nightmare fuel | 0 |
| #2355 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image ** | 07/02/2015 on How to roll images | 0 |
| #16 - Bismuth's gem is contained inside of Lion. We have never s… [+] (4 new replies) | 07/02/2015 on Simple SU Crackpot Theory... | +1 |
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strigt (07/02/2015) [-] But of course Lion is a sort of capsule for Steven, there's no denying that. But I don't agree that Lion is Bismuth or whatever that gem is. Currently, there's no evidence that gems can shapeshift out of their natural color; this is why Amethyst is always purple when shapeshifting. It's also a very long stretch to suggest that a gem may exist outside of a quartz bubble and much, much less a pocket dimension within themselves. So, yes, I (and I'm sure everyone else) agrees that Lion is a capsule from Rose to Steven. But I don't agree that Lion is Bismuth. Furthermore, Lion would've had to exist before Rose put Bismuth in his mane, and gems can't really project forms without the gemstone as its center (only Pearl's holograms, and they're not really 'forms'). Lion, I believe, is like the vines and other Rose Quartz enchanted objects, but they don't need gemstones to have sentient-like traits. They rely on their original physical forms to contain themselves in place of a gemstone. So Lion may actually be an actual lion, only enchanted by Rose's magic. Overall, the argument that Lion is Bismuth doesn't seem to hold water to me, but the whole 'Rose fail-safe plan to her son' is delightfully plausible. #18 -
sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-] 1. one of the colors bismuth can contain is pinks and reds 2. If lion is a projection and is contained in a pink spehere maybe it filters out the non pink spectrum 3. bismuth is a soft metal, and not exactly a gem stone. Maybe since it has different fundamental properties it would have different abilities ya dig? (also lion is Big Furry and pink.) HOLY SHIT LION IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORD!!!! and as far as us not seeing this before, before steven there was no human gem hybrid. I mean Rebecca already confirmed that in order to create steven she had to shape shift a womb that could support life. Maybe Bismuth (Which is a transformative metal) is contained in that bubble as a womb of sorts? Not being confrontational, just elaborating a bit more. i didnt want to continue rambling, was trying to cut down the bulk #19 -
strigt (07/02/2015) [-] But I still can't see how a gem or metal can create a form from inside a quartz bubble and a pocket dimension. As for it being a metal: I have my own theory about Metals ( /channel/stevenuniverse/Su+theory+no2+non+gems+metals/TktaLGx/ ), and currently the theory states that "a metal's body [as it differs] from a gem's body is that a metal body is made up of physical inorganic material (mostly stone) gathered from the environment around the metal core...unlike a gem, which seems to gather their form from energy [or light]." But I believe that Rose, of all gems, would be able to create cavities and entire organ systems through shapeshifting unassisted, considering another theory that she's a diamond and thus has immense ability and power. Theories are grand things and yours is just as plausible, even if I don't agree. #20 -
sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-] also to go with your idea of metal bodies being comprised of inorganic material (usually stone) Lion IS found in the desert. Desert=sand sand=broken stone.and sand can be soft and warm just like Lion's tummy tum. Perhaps lion was snoozing on the pillow that made the sand castle, when the eye came to earth it created a ripple effect that shook the sand castle disrupting it and waking lion. Lion is awoken and instinctualy follows steven, sees there is no imminent danger, and that he is raised by both his father and the gems, and tries to go back to sleep by activating the pillow. When he does this he sees steven is vastly unprepared for any confrontation and hangs around for further analysis of the situation, and to spend time with the new rose quartz. | ||
| #14 - Anyone else think Lion is bismuth? [+] (6 new replies) | 07/02/2015 on Simple SU Crackpot Theory... | +1 |
| Bismuth's gem is contained inside of Lion. We have never seen Lion's gem when it is clearly gem...ish in nature. Bismuth is contained in a bubble created by rose quartz. Perhaps that bubble around bismuth (Lion) allows the gem to be stored inside his projected body. Rose has already created super-vines so its not a huge leap to think maybe she was interested in biology. She is after all FASCINATED by living creatures. So maybe she created Bismuth To serve as a vault for the treasures that steven would need one day. Inside of lion's mane (all of it left by rose quartz herself, as no one has yet to know anything about lion so far) is 1. her battle standard. A symbol of the crystal Gem rebellion. 2. a bubble containing bismuth 3. the T-shirt she got from Mr. Universe Himself!(Vintage bitch!) 4. a video from her and Greg to Steven 5.Her sword 6. A chest That has yet to be opened. Maybe Lion/Bismuth was made as a long term fail safe Rose created before she gave up her physical form. She was after all a brilliant tactician. Lion found steven for a reason when he did. This was after the Big eye incident. Perhaps lion knew about the event and that it was a homeworld probe. It did belong to Peridot after all. That is where the goodies inside steven come in handy. - The video he found with his mom IMO helped his growth. His gem does work off of emotional clairity (Thanks MR Gus) and that video would be a great tool to give steven some support when he would need it. Especially since Rose wouldnt know what level of sentience she would/could retain when she became incorporeal. -There is also a sword inside Lion, in case homeworld invaded in the future and steven needed a weapon to fight back the hordes, and the crystal gems were unable to assist. -The T-shirt? What if Pearl went crazy and convinced the gems to raise steven away from his father? Good thing theres a clue to his identity in there. -There is also a handy video in there just in case steven grew up without knowing his origins. Say maybe the gems were wiped out by homeworld and earth was enslaved by homeworld gems -and there is a chest in there. Maybe it is a save point or some shit fuck i dont know, im not crazy enough to make a crackpot theory about this right now. come back later. TLDR; Lion is a walking treasure chest made by Rose Quartz in a fit of Oorochimaru-esque God playing. Just in case the future took some somewhat likely turns for the worse. #17 -
strigt (07/02/2015) [-] But of course Lion is a sort of capsule for Steven, there's no denying that. But I don't agree that Lion is Bismuth or whatever that gem is. Currently, there's no evidence that gems can shapeshift out of their natural color; this is why Amethyst is always purple when shapeshifting. It's also a very long stretch to suggest that a gem may exist outside of a quartz bubble and much, much less a pocket dimension within themselves. So, yes, I (and I'm sure everyone else) agrees that Lion is a capsule from Rose to Steven. But I don't agree that Lion is Bismuth. Furthermore, Lion would've had to exist before Rose put Bismuth in his mane, and gems can't really project forms without the gemstone as its center (only Pearl's holograms, and they're not really 'forms'). Lion, I believe, is like the vines and other Rose Quartz enchanted objects, but they don't need gemstones to have sentient-like traits. They rely on their original physical forms to contain themselves in place of a gemstone. So Lion may actually be an actual lion, only enchanted by Rose's magic. Overall, the argument that Lion is Bismuth doesn't seem to hold water to me, but the whole 'Rose fail-safe plan to her son' is delightfully plausible. #18 -
sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-] 1. one of the colors bismuth can contain is pinks and reds 2. If lion is a projection and is contained in a pink spehere maybe it filters out the non pink spectrum 3. bismuth is a soft metal, and not exactly a gem stone. Maybe since it has different fundamental properties it would have different abilities ya dig? (also lion is Big Furry and pink.) HOLY SHIT LION IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORD!!!! and as far as us not seeing this before, before steven there was no human gem hybrid. I mean Rebecca already confirmed that in order to create steven she had to shape shift a womb that could support life. Maybe Bismuth (Which is a transformative metal) is contained in that bubble as a womb of sorts? Not being confrontational, just elaborating a bit more. i didnt want to continue rambling, was trying to cut down the bulk #19 -
strigt (07/02/2015) [-] But I still can't see how a gem or metal can create a form from inside a quartz bubble and a pocket dimension. As for it being a metal: I have my own theory about Metals ( /channel/stevenuniverse/Su+theory+no2+non+gems+metals/TktaLGx/ ), and currently the theory states that "a metal's body [as it differs] from a gem's body is that a metal body is made up of physical inorganic material (mostly stone) gathered from the environment around the metal core...unlike a gem, which seems to gather their form from energy [or light]." But I believe that Rose, of all gems, would be able to create cavities and entire organ systems through shapeshifting unassisted, considering another theory that she's a diamond and thus has immense ability and power. Theories are grand things and yours is just as plausible, even if I don't agree. #20 -
sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-] also to go with your idea of metal bodies being comprised of inorganic material (usually stone) Lion IS found in the desert. Desert=sand sand=broken stone.and sand can be soft and warm just like Lion's tummy tum. Perhaps lion was snoozing on the pillow that made the sand castle, when the eye came to earth it created a ripple effect that shook the sand castle disrupting it and waking lion. Lion is awoken and instinctualy follows steven, sees there is no imminent danger, and that he is raised by both his father and the gems, and tries to go back to sleep by activating the pillow. When he does this he sees steven is vastly unprepared for any confrontation and hangs around for further analysis of the situation, and to spend time with the new rose quartz. | ||
| #11 - Picture | 07/02/2015 on That 70's Show | 0 |
| #11 - Wankovic? [+] (1 new reply) | 07/02/2015 on Weird Al Jankovich on the... | 0 |
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| #64 - I know that feel bro. I was diagnosed with aspergers when i wa… | 07/01/2015 on view on this topic | +13 |
| #114 - Hold up there! my name isnt Jeff! | 06/30/2015 on A game | 0 |
| #1 - Getting hit in the head with a keyboard is no laughing matter! | 06/30/2015 on nutcase_4 | 0 |
| #68 - Well, that filled up a whole new reaction folder for me! … [+] (2 new replies) | 06/30/2015 on A game | 0 |
| #1 - Picture | 06/30/2015 on feels good | 0 |
| #24 - About mental illness. Yeah, its like there is an industrial fi… | 06/30/2015 on mrw descriptoin | +1 |
| #22 - There is no good or bad light in a suicide note kid. Just some… [+] (2 new replies) | 06/30/2015 on mrw descriptoin | 0 |
 the amount of people who have autism or mental wrongs in them is suprisingly high. sorry its just surprising to me is all. and that honestly is worse than i was expecting shit man youve dealt with a lot im happy that you knew what i was trying to ask regarding how you were mentoined in the notes. #24 -
sleepehz (06/30/2015) [-] When times are tough Just keep your eyes forward and press on. Ask yourself Do i know where i can safely sleep tonight? Have i eaten in the past 2 days? If the answer is not yes to both, get on that shit. If it is yes, hey you won for the day. And in the end remember, no one wants to hear a story about someone for whom everything went perfectly. Give yourself a story you would want to hear, and definitely make it worthy of embellishment. | ||
| #17 - The decision of self harm falls ultimately to the individual t… [+] (4 new replies) | 06/30/2015 on mrw descriptoin | +3 |
| well then i kinda want to know good light or bad light? you know with the notes. i kept reminding her about her last bf things happened and yea at least from what il tell it ended bad. There is no good or bad light in a suicide note kid. Just someone who thought it was the best option, or wanted attention. If i had to choose, it was more of an "Apologetic" tone. Take your pick of excuses, they really don't matter. What drew her over the edge was while I and the rest of the gang were out walking around we decided to go to dennys, she said she didnt want to go and swallowed a bunch'o pills. This girl had the same form of autism as myself, and i put so much time in to helping her (I am very high functioning, my "conservative" upbringing made damn sure of that.) When it happened i saw it as i had failed her. Took me a while to forgive myself, and realize that in the end her decision was hers to make. I had to remind myself of when I had tried back when i was confined to a wheel chair without use of my right arm and tentative use of my left hand. I failed however, ended up puking all of the medicine out. Also, i've learned in my time its best not to bring up and old shit from past relationships. There is no hidden gold in digging up old shit. And if all someone wants to do is talk about their EX, that is what therapy is for. the amount of people who have autism or mental wrongs in them is suprisingly high. sorry its just surprising to me is all. and that honestly is worse than i was expecting shit man youve dealt with a lot im happy that you knew what i was trying to ask regarding how you were mentoined in the notes. #24 -
sleepehz (06/30/2015) [-] When times are tough Just keep your eyes forward and press on. Ask yourself Do i know where i can safely sleep tonight? Have i eaten in the past 2 days? If the answer is not yes to both, get on that shit. If it is yes, hey you won for the day. And in the end remember, no one wants to hear a story about someone for whom everything went perfectly. Give yourself a story you would want to hear, and definitely make it worthy of embellishment. | ||
| #84 - is there a way to save them with a thumbnail image? they only … [+] (1 new reply) | 06/27/2015 on Anybody else miss gifs? | 0 |
 windows media thumbnails doesn't support .webms replace window's implementation with this implementation, which works wonders babelsoft.net/products.htm | ||
| #52 - Stupid people like jump scares, for further reference see ever… | 06/20/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 2 | +11 |
| #233 - Free ponys. Everyone gets a pony. Whats not to love? | 06/20/2015 on Jon Stewart Reacts To... | +1 |
| #13 - It makes them look "Tough" Pittbulls have b… | 06/20/2015 on Homies | 0 |
| #10 - Clipping the ear is more common with cats that used to be fera… | 06/20/2015 on Homies | +1 |
| #6 - I have never run in to a single vet that would suggest clippin… [+] (4 new replies) | 06/19/2015 on Homies | +5 |
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Dember (06/20/2015) [-]  My first girlfriend has had several danes - all suffered from horrible ear infections that had to be cleaned regularly or risk them oozing brownish black sludge that looks like coffee grounds or stinky poop-colored jelly. The ONE dane she has, whom she had the ears cropped when he was fixed (and received a lot of "omg animal abuse!" flack for it)? No ear problems whatsoever. That's not a coincidence, and it's not "just" for aesthetics. The same way tail docking was primarily for preventing spinal fractures in dogs who commonly wag their tails so hard they break them. Obviously, anyone who cuts their dog's ears off with scissors or takes a hot knife to their puppy's tails or rubber-bands them off should be shot; and anyone who does that kind of shit for dog fighting should be shot again. A licensed veterinarian is the only ethical way to go about it.  I knew a vet that offered to clip my cat's ears because they'd always run out whenever they can and manage to get the collar off. I never lied the idea either, but they tattooed a little green dot on the body instead | ||
| #2 - Laughed, then i noticed all their ears are cut. I am sad now. … [+] (10 new replies) | 06/19/2015 on Homies | 0 |
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sleepehz (06/20/2015) [-]  Pittbulls have big ole floppy ears, and some people prefer the horned looking style of the crop. People will also cut the tail off like you see in the middle of the picture above. This is not like a haircut. You are disfiguring the animal for life when you do that, or possibly maiming it by cutting off the tail, which you know is part of their spine. #12 -
veryboredlookfunny (06/20/2015) [-] clipping the ears and tail was done so they wouldn't get ripped off during dog fights how nice of them to think of that wouldn't want the dogs getting hurt during a dog fight #11 -
veryboredlookfunny (06/20/2015) [-] they do it for looks. i have a rottweiler, skinny one no cut tail no cut ears but i wish we cut his ears since he has a skin pH in balance and gets yeast infection on them. vet said cutting his ears would help but i didnt want my dog to have cut ear. Well, it's in case they get away, right? Like, you wouldn't want to think they're strays, esp. with Pit bulls because they have a bad rep. I think the vet snips them when they get fixed? Also, that is the funniest webm ever #6 -
sleepehz (06/19/2015) [-] #14 -
Dember (06/20/2015) [-] My first girlfriend has had several danes - all suffered from horrible ear infections that had to be cleaned regularly or risk them oozing brownish black sludge that looks like coffee grounds or stinky poop-colored jelly. The ONE dane she has, whom she had the ears cropped when he was fixed (and received a lot of "omg animal abuse!" flack for it)? No ear problems whatsoever. That's not a coincidence, and it's not "just" for aesthetics. The same way tail docking was primarily for preventing spinal fractures in dogs who commonly wag their tails so hard they break them. Obviously, anyone who cuts their dog's ears off with scissors or takes a hot knife to their puppy's tails or rubber-bands them off should be shot; and anyone who does that kind of shit for dog fighting should be shot again. A licensed veterinarian is the only ethical way to go about it. I knew a vet that offered to clip my cat's ears because they'd always run out whenever they can and manage to get the collar off. I never lied the idea either, but they tattooed a little green dot on the body instead | ||
| #24 - BINGO! P.s. Where is the bismuth confirmation? | 06/19/2015 on Stevenbomb Comp 2 | 0 |
| #23 - Bumping this **** right here and asking above, … | 06/19/2015 on Stevenbomb Comp 2 | +1 |
| #22 - Wow, its like a fandom that anon isn't in, is having fun creat… | 06/19/2015 on Stevenbomb Comp 2 | 0 |
