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#35 - but its a beautiful world! with hard boiled eggs, bowls, and t… 07/21/2015 on Political Correctness 0
#32 - How far is this gonna go kid?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2015 on Political Correctness 0
#33 - iprochaosangel (07/21/2015) [-]
#35 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
but its a beautiful world! with hard boiled eggs, bowls, and things that look like the mouth of Predato-
*off screen mumbling*
oh.. right.... im not in NSFW
ok fine just mild weird shit then.
#30 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2015 on Political Correctness 0
#31 - iprochaosangel (07/21/2015) [-]
This raises even more questions
#32 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
How far is this gonna go kid?
#33 - iprochaosangel (07/21/2015) [-]
#35 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
but its a beautiful world! with hard boiled eggs, bowls, and things that look like the mouth of Predato-
*off screen mumbling*
oh.. right.... im not in NSFW
ok fine just mild weird shit then.
#721 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 07/21/2015 on Roll for your superpower 0
#23 - Good.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Political Correctness +12
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#29 - iprochaosangel (07/21/2015) [-]
#30 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
#31 - iprochaosangel (07/21/2015) [-]
This raises even more questions
#32 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
How far is this gonna go kid?
#33 - iprochaosangel (07/21/2015) [-]
#35 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
but its a beautiful world! with hard boiled eggs, bowls, and things that look like the mouth of Predato-
*off screen mumbling*
oh.. right.... im not in NSFW
ok fine just mild weird shit then.
#10 - Am i the only one who hates wedding receptions? they just kind…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Let's take the joke too far +24
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#37 - vexaton (07/21/2015) [-]
That's my favorite EWF song... Why don't they like it? It's awesome!
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#32 - ninjastephens (07/21/2015) [-]
actually just got back from an amazing indian wedding reception, it was probably the greatest thing ive ever attended because everyone was so lively
#31 - CosplayNinja (07/21/2015) [-]
Our reception was pretty good. We had some really great food (buffet style with prime rib, spicy alfredo macaroni, twice baked potatoes, green beans with asiago and meyers lemon, good salad and rolls then friends made our cake and individual caramel apple/pumpkin bourbon/plain cheesecakes), some pretty good music (did the whole 'request a song on the rsvp card' thing which led to some really crappy music but I filled the ipod up with really good music for after old folks went home), and an open bar (up till $800, then it was cash). Reception started at 6, we shut down the bar at about 2.

There was no cake shoving at all.
#27 - Corndoggeh (07/21/2015) [-]
I work at a small business and one of the coworkers was getting married so we all attended assuming it would be decent enough or at least a bar. WRONG. I was stuck for 3 hours at the reception with absolutely no alcohol, shitty music, and food that was made by the groom's mother who believed she was a godsend of culinary expertise with her half-hardened, watery pasta.

The point of a reception is to stuff your face while getting shitfaced, its a celebration not a damn seminar.
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#26 - Lilstow (07/21/2015) [-]
6-8 year old cousin accidentally drank champaign at one of my other cousin's wedding receptions.
It was funny at hell.
#24 - trombonejon (07/21/2015) [-]
Worked for a catering company for a few years. Saw some really nice receptions. Saw some really weird shit too. The father of the bride dancing with the bride to Divinyls - I Touch Myself was up there in
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#22 - gmalove (07/21/2015) [-]
for me my friends reception sucked for me I have social anxiety and was stuck in a room with strangers, my friend the bride was dealing with the other 30+ guest and the one person I went with was my mother and she abandoned me to talk to bloody kids and the worst part the frozen song let it go was played for most of the night. I think the only good part was when more people started leaving the bride and groom got me pissed.

tldr: bad part of reception, got abandoned and left with strangers. good part - less people at end bride/groom got me pissed

so yeah receptions suck and are pointless, if I ever get married I want it to be a few friends and then we celebrate as a few.
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#16 - xXxCenturionxXx (07/21/2015) [-]
I was the best man at my brother's wedding. There were around 2-300 people there and I drank from 10 am to 2 in the morning. Almost fell over during my speech but it was great.
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#14 - loonquawl (07/21/2015) [-]
My own. Ate some food, got drunk, and left before the rest of the families bullshit could start.
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#13 - broombroom (07/21/2015) [-]
Went to the biggest house I've ever seen in person to this day. It was awesome.
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#11 - funnychemaster (07/21/2015) [-]
Lol yea. When one of my cousins got married, one of my aunts asked the bridesmaids if they could find her some ecstasy. Then tried to convince the newly weds to record the consummation. Pretty hilarious. My mom's second wedding had a moon jump and a keg. Some are fun.
#2 - Nah, its cool they're white seriously. how many ******…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Wow 0
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#5 - badsamaritan (07/21/2015) [-]
What!? Most black people I know fucking love trucks
#6 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
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**sleepehz rolled image**i said niggas, not black people. there is a difference
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#7 - badsamaritan (07/21/2015) [-]
My comment still applys
#8 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
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**sleepehz rolled image**maybe its a cultural thing. then again only 15 years ago in my county we had some black guy get dragged down a gravel road by the klan. he survived though. i just mostly see black people in cars, never seen one driving a truck that wasnt a big rig.
#19 - ********** thats a shoe. ....a ****** shoe. …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Political Correctness +30
#44 - killerdeath (07/21/2015) [-]
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
#22 - denonymous (07/20/2015) [-]
its still going up your ass
#23 - sleepehz (07/20/2015) [-]
Good.
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#29 - iprochaosangel (07/21/2015) [-]
#30 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
#31 - iprochaosangel (07/21/2015) [-]
This raises even more questions
#32 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
How far is this gonna go kid?
#33 - iprochaosangel (07/21/2015) [-]
#35 - sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-]
but its a beautiful world! with hard boiled eggs, bowls, and things that look like the mouth of Predato-
*off screen mumbling*
oh.. right.... im not in NSFW
ok fine just mild weird shit then.
#367 - Technically we have to accept that. 07/15/2015 on Roll a black man +36
#7 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 07/14/2015 on My Brain Hurts... Bad 0
#29 - Picture 07/10/2015 on REKT +26
#171 - But the runes and masteries are still there. which means you h… 07/08/2015 on Thanks Mr skeltal 0
#168 - oooh, they DID take the orb effect from searing arrows away. … 07/08/2015 on Thanks Mr skeltal +1
#167 - money buys "champions" or time gets you champio…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Thanks Mr skeltal 0
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#169 - agreatusername (07/08/2015) [-]
You can literally just get IP and buy interesting champs that you like, or play the free rotation.
If you start league as a casual game it will be more fun than thinking "oh i have to be level 30 to have fun"
And runes only cost IP, you cant buy them with RP, so no money there.
even if you play for an hour a day, but have fun with it youll get better and enjoy yourself more, which means you win more, which means you can buy more champs.
And theres no set "greatest champion ever", its all about who YOU play well and enjoy playing. Just because this guys a great Yasuo player doesnt mean hes a perfect champion. He just plays him well through practice.
I dont know, you do you and enjoy whatever game you like, but id give it another shot.
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#171 - sleepehz (07/08/2015) [-]
But the runes and masteries are still there. which means you have an advantage over someone else if you have put more time or money into the game. In dota it is flat, there is no advatage carried over from previous games. it is a better competitive game. and when you lose you cant say "Well no wonder, they were level idontfuckingcare"
#78 - But, orb effects?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Thanks Mr skeltal 0
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#81 - killjoyus (07/08/2015) [-]
huh? are you asking what orb effects are? orb effect is a type of attack modifier that items give, a lot of hero powers like Clinkz fire arrows are considered orbs for balance, but Clinkz are not orbs anymore they count as physical damage mod so desolator damage effect works as well as arrows.
#168 - sleepehz (07/08/2015) [-]
oooh, they DID take the orb effect from searing arrows away.
Time to get my calcium on!
#52 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2015 on Thanks Mr skeltal +4
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#88 - skeletorexplains (07/08/2015) [-]
Nice roll
#50 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Thanks Mr skeltal +3
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#84 - agreatusername (07/08/2015) [-]
You dont need money to be good at league...
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#167 - sleepehz (07/08/2015) [-]
money buys "champions"
or time gets you champions unless you rely solely on free hero rotation

Also the runes and masteries take time or money to unlock which gives you a passive advantage throughout the game.

you may not need money to earn game skill, but you need time and money to be "good" since everyone else is using runes and masteries.
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#169 - agreatusername (07/08/2015) [-]
You can literally just get IP and buy interesting champs that you like, or play the free rotation.
If you start league as a casual game it will be more fun than thinking "oh i have to be level 30 to have fun"
And runes only cost IP, you cant buy them with RP, so no money there.
even if you play for an hour a day, but have fun with it youll get better and enjoy yourself more, which means you win more, which means you can buy more champs.
And theres no set "greatest champion ever", its all about who YOU play well and enjoy playing. Just because this guys a great Yasuo player doesnt mean hes a perfect champion. He just plays him well through practice.
I dont know, you do you and enjoy whatever game you like, but id give it another shot.
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#171 - sleepehz (07/08/2015) [-]
But the runes and masteries are still there. which means you have an advantage over someone else if you have put more time or money into the game. In dota it is flat, there is no advatage carried over from previous games. it is a better competitive game. and when you lose you cant say "Well no wonder, they were level idontfuckingcare"
#51 - stubbyftw (07/08/2015) [-]
Agreed.
#52 - sleepehz (07/08/2015) [-]
**sleepehz used "*roll picture*"**
**sleepehz rolled image**I just read that in both of their voices, at the same time. ARGH
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#88 - skeletorexplains (07/08/2015) [-]
Nice roll
#48 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Thanks Mr skeltal 0
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#75 - killjoyus (07/08/2015) [-]
Rat works, but from what ive seen Anti armor or Deso build (what I use) is really powerful. 6.84 really just gave skeleton walk and death pact better cool downs. But yeah, ever since his arrows were changed from being orbs Deso or Skadi builds have been stupidly strong.
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#78 - sleepehz (07/08/2015) [-]
But, orb effects?
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#81 - killjoyus (07/08/2015) [-]
huh? are you asking what orb effects are? orb effect is a type of attack modifier that items give, a lot of hero powers like Clinkz fire arrows are considered orbs for balance, but Clinkz are not orbs anymore they count as physical damage mod so desolator damage effect works as well as arrows.
#168 - sleepehz (07/08/2015) [-]
oooh, they DID take the orb effect from searing arrows away.
Time to get my calcium on!
#72 - Picture 07/07/2015 on WHITE COP SLAUGHTERS... +1
#6481 - **sleepehz used "*roll 1, 1-100*"** **sleepehz rolls 002** 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#41 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image ** 07/07/2015 on (untitled) 0
#35 - Picture 07/06/2015 on how +24
#3 - Most people look at the paper. were you the smelly kid in school?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Plausible Question +3
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#5 - echotheambient (07/02/2015) [-]
I can see the logic that other people in this thread are using, but idk man, when my ass is clean i can feel that it's clean, when there's shit smeared on it i can feel it be there.

And to answer your question, no, the smelly kid's name was Toke.
#20 - Well if it was this important to rose, which i think creating … 07/02/2015 on Simple SU Crackpot Theory... +1
#11 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 07/02/2015 on Elisabeth cosplay by Ilona... 0

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User avatar #1 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
You're still going strong, I see.
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