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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 24 |
| Date Signed Up: | 4/21/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 20% (2/10) Level 34 Content: Peasant → Level 35 Content: Peasant |
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latest user's comments
| #42 - berating your team isnt worth it ever. maybe he was new, maybe… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/01/2015 on Feels bad man. | +8 |
| Pub isn't for new people, I don't care, No mercy for them. Training = When you're new to the game. Bots = When you want to practice a hero you have no experience with Pub = When you're confidant Ranked = Bragging rights. Now maybe he didn't understand what he was suppose to do: But him as our only support, my advice was: Buy arcane, Buy Flying courier. It's 15min. No flying courier. That is really the only thing i expect from him as a support. Wards? I don't really care, we had a bit of control. But the point is he immediately got pissed after i asked him WHY he has boots and just boots. Then afterwards he wasted all his 1800g on nothing but wards. Which he could barely get out and place. | ||
| #5 - I do. Thats what matters. [+] (1 new reply) | 08/01/2015 on W-Hour | 0 |
| #3 - Here is my favorite band singing about this exact event in his… [+] (3 new replies) | 08/01/2015 on W-Hour | 0 |
| #1052 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… | 07/29/2015 on What does your username mean? | 0 |
| #71 - Picture | 07/28/2015 on Hey kids, want some... | 0 |
| #179 - You are arguing with a cross-fitter. Try using words they don'… [+] (1 new reply) | 07/28/2015 on Adman's workout routine | +35 |
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anisbanana (07/29/2015) [-] heheh you cheesy faggot i dont crossfit i just lift its not proper form but im arguing that its not as easy as hes making it out to be. | ||
| #1100 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… | 07/25/2015 on What turned you gay | 0 |
| #22 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… | 07/25/2015 on fo' life | -1 |
| #25 - so.. yeah. exactly how it is in america. [+] (2 new replies) | 07/24/2015 on I know what the ß stands for! | 0 |
| well you guys got stupid people jaywalking cross 8 lane highways, we cant beat that! well, pardon my ignorance i've only been there twice in my life sorry if this sounds a little salty, its difficult to convey tone in text | ||
| #22 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… [+] (4 new replies) | 07/24/2015 on I know what the ß stands for! | +2 |
| well you guys got stupid people jaywalking cross 8 lane highways, we cant beat that! well, pardon my ignorance i've only been there twice in my life sorry if this sounds a little salty, its difficult to convey tone in text | ||
| #55 - Theres the troll! Right there! | 07/23/2015 on I'm sorry I'm not her | 0 |
| #13 - Not going to lie, before losing my **** on things on th… | 07/23/2015 on As the ancient Hawaiins... | 0 |
| #117 - AW HELL NAW! son you just dun goofed. you shut your whore … | 07/23/2015 on The Perfect Life in one pic. | +1 |
| #56 - **sleepehz used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **sleepehz rolls A… [+] (1 new reply) | 07/22/2015 on The 6% is/are secretly.. | 0 |
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| #36 - Nah brah i get you there. I did a similar paper when i was in … | 07/22/2015 on Vacuum packed and ready for... | 0 |
| #35 - Wait!! Guys!!! Best part of the bag method! Its an airtigh… | 07/22/2015 on Vacuum packed and ready for... | 0 |
| #14 - Now my only curiosity is, what happens when a human corpse is … [+] (4 new replies) | 07/21/2015 on Vacuum packed and ready for... | 0 |
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anon (07/21/2015) [-] without air the decomp would slow down considerably id imagine. if you could keep it frozen it would about stop completely id guess. and no maggot or bug would be able to hatch in the airless enviro. so yes you would throw off the time of death some but probably only by a week or two #35 -
sleepehz (07/22/2015) [-] Wait!! Guys!!! Best part of the bag method! Its an airtight seal, NO SMELL!!! and bonus, some of them have handy handles. hell you would easily tie that down with some weights and toss it into a lake. wonder how buoyant that would be though. Does anyone have the knowledge to tell me the buoyancy of a corpse in a space saver bag sealed into a near vacuum? | ||
| #8 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… | 07/21/2015 on Wow | 0 |
| #12 - the weirdest part was her hands were caught up kinda like han … [+] (6 new replies) | 07/21/2015 on Vacuum packed and ready for... | +2 |
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sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-] Now my only curiosity is, what happens when a human corpse is left in a vaccume packed state, will the decompose faster or slower? how long untill the bag bursts from the bacteria releasing gasses? what would it look like? how likely is it that maggots and other larva would develop? could you use this to fake a missing person report, wait about 2 years, then dump your glad bag of doom out in the woods and confuse the coroners with mismatch maggot development? #17 -
anon (07/21/2015) [-] without air the decomp would slow down considerably id imagine. if you could keep it frozen it would about stop completely id guess. and no maggot or bug would be able to hatch in the airless enviro. so yes you would throw off the time of death some but probably only by a week or two #35 -
sleepehz (07/22/2015) [-] Wait!! Guys!!! Best part of the bag method! Its an airtight seal, NO SMELL!!! and bonus, some of them have handy handles. hell you would easily tie that down with some weights and toss it into a lake. wonder how buoyant that would be though. Does anyone have the knowledge to tell me the buoyancy of a corpse in a space saver bag sealed into a near vacuum? | ||
| #6 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… [+] (2 new replies) | 07/21/2015 on Wow | 0 |
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sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-] **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image**maybe its a cultural thing. then again only 15 years ago in my county we had some black guy get dragged down a gravel road by the klan. he survived though. i just mostly see black people in cars, never seen one driving a truck that wasnt a big rig. | ||
| #86 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… | 07/21/2015 on Where will you be reborn? | 0 |
| #4 - This only reminds me of a video i saw a while back of some asi… [+] (15 new replies) | 07/21/2015 on Vacuum packed and ready for... | +14 |
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anon (07/21/2015) [-] The things that happen in this world truly scare me and make thank what ever power is in control of this universe that I don't live in a crappy country where an illegal sex or porn trade is as easy to produce. You can watch all the cringe videos of people saying stupid things on Facebook as much as you want and say you "lost faith in humanity" as many times as you want, but the truly wicked things that some people will do to others for their own satisfaction truly disturb me on a deep level and makes me lose faith. I had to study sex crimes in a college class for my criminal justice major, so not much surprises me anymore. inb4 "party pooper" #36 -
sleepehz (07/22/2015) [-] Nah brah i get you there. I did a similar paper when i was in school too. was a philosophy course and it was over suffering or some such shit. had a multi colored hair "special snowflake" in there. Xit announced xhe would do xis on trans suffrage. I only told people mine was going to be on Thailand. I like to think of the presentation as .... tastefully graphic? i have one of those saved, she doesn't throw up or anything, she just gets still i don't think she actually died though, she just crawls into the bag for somebody to suck the air out of. #12 -
sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-] the weirdest part was her hands were caught up kinda like han solo when he was frozen in carbonite. you could tell she was trying to move but vinyl is a hard thing to break out of. she was able to move a little when she puked out of fear, but you could see her inhale it shortly after. the only part that really messed with me, was when these guys just started jacking off onto the bag. i think she was still conscious when they did that. not sure. #14 -
sleepehz (07/21/2015) [-] Now my only curiosity is, what happens when a human corpse is left in a vaccume packed state, will the decompose faster or slower? how long untill the bag bursts from the bacteria releasing gasses? what would it look like? how likely is it that maggots and other larva would develop? could you use this to fake a missing person report, wait about 2 years, then dump your glad bag of doom out in the woods and confuse the coroners with mismatch maggot development? #17 -
anon (07/21/2015) [-] without air the decomp would slow down considerably id imagine. if you could keep it frozen it would about stop completely id guess. and no maggot or bug would be able to hatch in the airless enviro. so yes you would throw off the time of death some but probably only by a week or two #35 -
sleepehz (07/22/2015) [-] Wait!! Guys!!! Best part of the bag method! Its an airtight seal, NO SMELL!!! and bonus, some of them have handy handles. hell you would easily tie that down with some weights and toss it into a lake. wonder how buoyant that would be though. Does anyone have the knowledge to tell me the buoyancy of a corpse in a space saver bag sealed into a near vacuum? | ||
| #8 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… | 07/21/2015 on Yesterday | -1 |
| #4 - Look dry, have some sauce. | 07/21/2015 on Hands of God | +5 |
| #9 - whoa whoa whoa, hold up. i thought only pets have unconditiona… [+] (1 new reply) | 07/21/2015 on Dinner with the Waifu | +11 |
