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sleepehz

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Date Signed Up:4/21/2011
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#17 - In a nutshell thats what hitting level 18 in D&D feels lik…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/07/2015 on that fetti game +5
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#36 - donbionicle (04/07/2015) [-]
Out of curiosity, how long does that take?
#37 - sleepehz (04/07/2015) [-]
Depends, could be weeks, could be years, hell you may even start at 18. The levels are a Lie.
#42 - youxbarstard (04/07/2015) [-]
Started my first game ever about 7 weeks ago. granted there were multiple weeks in which we couldn't play
And we only just reached third level two days ago.
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#43 - sleepehz (04/07/2015) [-]
Damn, how many times has your group met?
#45 - youxbarstard (04/07/2015) [-]
Also we fucked around a lot, and by that I mean my noobness slowed down the game.
#44 - youxbarstard (04/07/2015) [-]
we've had more than 5 sessions I forget how many to be exact.
#46 - sleepehz (04/07/2015) [-]
OK! you need to power level, never fear child i got you on this.

I want you to take a bag of marbles, or a flask of oil, slick up the steps at ye olde nursing home. Old people have more experience, thus GIVE more experience. Instant lvl 20 after like, a week tops.
Then become a lich lord and bring about the apocalypse.
#47 - youxbarstard (04/07/2015) [-]
I... I think I'll just take things one at a time.
#48 - sleepehz (04/07/2015) [-]
Whats the problem? Is it the evil? Wouldnt it be evil of you to NOT take the power and take out the greater evils. Dude, they are old as shit in the dark ages, thats like the worst time to be young, being old makes it worse! If anything you are helping them, so more good karma there, now they dont have to be taken down by wolves. So now it is you do a GOOD, and do more good with power granted by that civil good(You know who else gives the power of good to good people? PELOR, LE superman of D&D. If Pelor backs it you know its Righteous.). OR you let old people suffer, and then demons overtake your world, raping the fields and pillaging the women.

The choice is yours child, play like a scrub and suffer

Or immediately take the short cut to BADASSVILLE in a Monster truck powered by the war cries of the IDGAF berserkers?

Choose berserkers son, berserkers.

#49 - youxbarstard (04/07/2015) [-]
But I'm playing an elf rogue that's true neutral, how would that even work?
#50 - sleepehz (04/07/2015) [-]
In the end it all helps you survive, and THAT is the name of the true neutral game kid, Survival.
#52 - youxbarstard (04/07/2015) [-]
I'm just trying to learn more about the game on this run.
#24 - dwarfboy (04/07/2015) [-]
Hell fucking yes bro. Getting to high levels in DnD is the best feeling ever.
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#23 - unlithe (04/07/2015) [-]
that wonderful feeling when you realize that your character is turning out to be the mc of the campaign
#28 - I like to pretend that Ron doesn't understand stairs, and his …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on YOU ARE TEARING ME APART BILLY +11
#40 - jokersaysamuseme (04/07/2015) [-]
Oh, you magnificent bastard. I hardly finished the first sentence before I lol'd harder than seeing the video.
#64 - My favorites are episode 13 So many birthdays Episode… 04/06/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 18 +1
#258 - Is it by your time on the site? or account level?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on I'm blue da ba dee da ba die 0
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#263 - fanatiqz (04/06/2015) [-]
by time
#34 - It is april, what the hell are you raking?!?!?!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Like a semi-productive... +1
#71 - blazingsoul (04/03/2015) [-]
Some people do rake their yards in spring to remove all the dead grass so its easier to pant new grass. Could be a possible reason.
#33 - >Snipers and spies are useless You must not know w… 03/27/2015 on MvM noob comp +5
#7 - Protip. Dont be 300+ pounds. Besides these … 03/27/2015 on Goodbye FJ 0
#6 - Fat shame friday anon. 03/27/2015 on Goodbye FJ 0
#155 - It is methane that has been put into a liquid state by using l… 03/23/2015 on Science is fun 0
#29 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 03/21/2015 on How To Not Be Racist: 0
#28 - Comment deleted 03/21/2015 on How To Not Be Racist: 0
#18 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 03/16/2015 on Serial Pooper 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Serial Pooper +11
#17 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
fucking hate that shitty show.
#18 - sleepehz (03/16/2015) [-]
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Good for you anon.
#3 - Comment deleted 03/12/2015 on RIP +3
#6 - Comment deleted 03/07/2015 on Two Liter 0
#2 - this is exactly how high i am right now, good job!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on deal with it +27
#29 - floran (03/01/2015) [-]
reminds me of this one
#12 - wenthallrs (03/01/2015) [-]
There's so much beauty in the world.
#46 - o_____o 02/27/2015 on This childhood myth 0
#6 - Comment deleted 02/04/2015 on RIP Chris Kyle 0
#45 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Fuck Micheal Moore 0
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#47 - jdrinfantry (01/20/2015) [-]
I don't have an opinion on this debate either. No one can force you to respect anyone, and no one is trying to.

I don't care about Michael Moore and I'm not personally a sniper.
#44 - Comment deleted 01/20/2015 on Fuck Micheal Moore 0
#41 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Fuck Micheal Moore 0
#43 - jdrinfantry (01/20/2015) [-]
as long as military forces and mercenaries obey the rules of engagement and follow the mission guidelines I really don't see how you can call one a coward and the other a hero.

Also snipers rock, and they minimize the risk of collateral damage. It might not be fighting fair, but no wars currently being waged are fair.
#45 - sleepehz (01/20/2015) [-]
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I didnt call either cowards or heros. All it is is people with guns. I was only bringing up what i read on both sides. doing some advocacy for the devil as it were. I dont really have an opinion on this whole debate outside of being someone who does not worship the military, or venerate veterans merely becaue they served. More merrit should be given to those who served and did so humbly.

That being said chris kyle was a pretty cool guy for helping others with PTSD, too bad he had to go out that way.
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#47 - jdrinfantry (01/20/2015) [-]
I don't have an opinion on this debate either. No one can force you to respect anyone, and no one is trying to.

I don't care about Michael Moore and I'm not personally a sniper.
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#5 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 01/17/2015 on Dungeon and dragons storys 0
#82 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 12/22/2014 on Names 0
#2 - When you try to go super saiyan but realize you arent monkey born.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on When some1 takes a shit and... +2
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#3 - omegafriend (12/22/2014) [-]
The pc term is African American
#10 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Names 0
#17 - Weirdozzy (12/21/2014) [-]
That's cute
#82 - sleepehz (12/22/2014) [-]
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Makes me wish i remembered my login from the way back, damn you passwords!!!

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User avatar #1 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
You're still going strong, I see.
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