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slayerdog

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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:7/31/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:The Desert
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#17 - I've got 32 gb. It gets the job done. Just saying. 10/24/2015 on /g/ solves the mystery +3
#32 - I'm talking about as a band. I have never been able t… 10/23/2015 on Title -1
#30 - Korn and Suicide Silence are almost the definition of "lu…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2015 on Title +1
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#31 - drldrl (10/23/2015) [-]
Not really, Korn attracts an older crowd.
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#32 - slayerdog (10/23/2015) [-]
I'm talking about as a band.

I have never been able to stomach their music.
#1797 - Comment deleted 10/16/2015 on $50 steam cash + mousepad... 0
#19 - I live in AZ. Can confirm this place is Satan's Anus. 10/12/2015 on Jersey +5
#7 - Something about hankhillofthe's penis. 10/11/2015 on Writing a song 0
#10 - "Ayy girl lemme eat dat pussy" 10/11/2015 on Dag +1
#4 - Picture 10/10/2015 on We're off to Never, Neverland +6
#16 - Picture 10/10/2015 on teeth whitener +13
#40 - Always here to help.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2015 on OP Detector +8
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#44 - jesusisagoose (10/07/2015) [-]
all eye knead 15 u
#38 - "I think it's one of the Xmen movies, but don't quote me …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2015 on OP Detector +58
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#39 - Tusura (10/07/2015) [-]
>>#7, I love when people do this. It cracks me up every time.
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#46 - salamandermander (10/07/2015) [-]
" I love when people do this. It cracks me up every time." -Tusura
#40 - slayerdog (10/07/2015) [-]
Always here to help.
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#44 - jesusisagoose (10/07/2015) [-]
all eye knead 15 u
#5 - **** that man, pick the half mimic, so you can shapeshi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2015 on Turk 0
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#6 - crispykingpin (10/05/2015) [-]
technically couldn't a mimic, just mimic a human? Then you fuck it? I mean it would normally eat you though.
#3 - Why can't people just play normal things, like half-mimmics.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/05/2015 on Turk +1
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#7 - trollerfin (10/05/2015) [-]
Because unusual stuff lets you play as jet black floating robotic origami rabbit that can teleport and turn into a letter when needed

Our Runequest GM wanted us to play as the bad guys and asked us to do as silly, but still functional characters
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#4 - crispykingpin (10/05/2015) [-]
yea, I mean why can't people play regular staff like my favorite OC big tiddies demon dragon WITH A -2 LVL adjustment that breaths waifus?
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#5 - slayerdog (10/05/2015) [-]
Fuck that man, pick the half mimic, so you can shapeshift, and your background can say "Yes, my dad fucked a chest."
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#6 - crispykingpin (10/05/2015) [-]
technically couldn't a mimic, just mimic a human? Then you fuck it? I mean it would normally eat you though.
#1 - Why would you want to be an Ogre Magi? They have awful int and wis.  [+] (24 new replies) 10/05/2015 on Turk +189
#26 - reaperriley (10/06/2015) [-]
Nigga, its DnD, you play enough of it.

Why cant a man play as a Rogue Ogre who wields a cannon as a club and will occasionally load up the smaller fighters to shoot them out of it? Only the DM, thats who. Dont you judge my bad ideas brah.
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#29 - ninjaroo (10/06/2015) [-]
>Why can't
>The DM, that's who
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#31 - reaperriley (10/06/2015) [-]
Get better DMs if they dont allow stupid stuff.

A good DM will allow me to shoot my dwarf buddy out a cannon, but will make us roll so we dont fuck him over.
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#33 - ninjaroo (10/06/2015) [-]
I was drawing attention to your mistake. "Why can't" and "The DM, that's who" don't work together.
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#35 - reaperriley (10/06/2015) [-]
But no DM can stop you from being a race you can normally choose and being any class, unless they are a really shitty DM in which case leave the table.
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#34 - reaperriley (10/06/2015) [-]
That was more of a case of "well, there are some stick in the mud DMs out there."
#25 - jontheknight (10/06/2015) [-]
Hey do not be talking shit about ogre magi.
#23 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Because when Reincarnate, Magic Jar, and Polymorph any Object allow you to switch races on a whim while keeping mental stats, why stick with a frail little elf? Why would you ever not play an invisible Ogre mage?
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#22 - willindor (10/06/2015) [-]
Ogres have dreams too, if they want to become a magi, then why the fuck not?
#18 - brainbug (10/06/2015) [-]
Don't be racist m8
#16 - pugsy (10/06/2015) [-]
seriously, their LA is like 8 or something right? sounds awful
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#14 - bombswillrain (10/06/2015) [-]
Gotta get them sick x4 multicasts, son.
Git gud
#12 - putindispencerhere (10/06/2015) [-]
The challenge
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#17 - thematthew (10/06/2015) [-]
>2
#9 - shikazuma (10/06/2015) [-]
because of multicast
duh
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#10 - puffbrownies (10/06/2015) [-]
ding ding ding
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#8 - kalimah (10/06/2015) [-]
Roleplaying is not about minmaxing you know
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#20 - crimsonsunshine (10/06/2015) [-]
Yeah but having ur char not level up at all for 8 levels is shit.
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#2 - crispykingpin (10/05/2015) [-]
If I remember correctly they can just like, innately cast spells. They are at all times treated as like a lvl 8 caster or something just from existing. Hence why they are like a +12 lvl adjustment or some shit.
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#3 - slayerdog (10/05/2015) [-]
Why can't people just play normal things, like half-mimmics.
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#7 - trollerfin (10/05/2015) [-]
Because unusual stuff lets you play as jet black floating robotic origami rabbit that can teleport and turn into a letter when needed

Our Runequest GM wanted us to play as the bad guys and asked us to do as silly, but still functional characters
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#4 - crispykingpin (10/05/2015) [-]
yea, I mean why can't people play regular staff like my favorite OC big tiddies demon dragon WITH A -2 LVL adjustment that breaths waifus?
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#5 - slayerdog (10/05/2015) [-]
Fuck that man, pick the half mimic, so you can shapeshift, and your background can say "Yes, my dad fucked a chest."
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#6 - crispykingpin (10/05/2015) [-]
technically couldn't a mimic, just mimic a human? Then you fuck it? I mean it would normally eat you though.
#21346 - Thanks bruh 10/04/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#21344 - I've got this picture from 4chan that was a farewell card to M…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
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#21345 - posttwo (10/04/2015) [-]
censor
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#21346 - slayerdog (10/04/2015) [-]
Thanks bruh
#1 - I don't know how much longer I can handle all this SJW ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2015 on Gender Equality +10
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#11 - vladhellsing (10/05/2015) [-]
Well let's hope those blades decapitate everyone having an argument in the room and we can all get back to shitposting.
#3 - This is like the Amish version or playing videogames without m… 10/04/2015 on my collection +2
#93 - Picture 10/04/2015 on I painted a tiger. +2
#5 - This is probably the kind of **** that got people to th… 10/01/2015 on To be a saint one must... +12
#18 - This ******* guy is the reason I got trapped on this si… 10/01/2015 on Happy October from... +10
#7 - Go home Max, you're drunk. 10/01/2015 on I made a thing. 0
#5 - I don't understand the questions.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2015 on I made a thing. 0
#6 - doublepzk (10/01/2015) [-]
privyet!
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#7 - slayerdog (10/01/2015) [-]
Go home Max, you're drunk.
#1 - Comment deleted 10/01/2015 on Music 0
#1 - And then they ****** . 09/29/2015 on Luv 420, blaze it, fegitz 0

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User avatar #8 - ecalycptus (06/10/2015) [-]
Dude, I love your art
#9 to #8 - slayerdog ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Oh thank you. I don't usually draw o.o
Oh thank you. I don't usually draw o.o
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