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| #7 - Picture | 01/13/2016 on When your girl is hungry. | +1 |
| #3 - Pretty sure turtles have herpes on their shells. Don… | 01/13/2016 on When your girl is hungry. | +2 |
| #2 - I dig it. | 01/13/2016 on Balls To The Wall Pt. 3 | 0 |
| #58 - I believe you bruh. | 01/13/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | +1 |
| #56 - You seem to be more butt hurt than I thought. | 01/13/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | 0 |
| #53 - I own like, a knife and a sword for Renaissance fairs. I prefe… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | 0 |
| Make sure you never play a fantasy game or watch a fantasy movie. You might want to stay away from those media altogether, actually. I'm sorry if this triggers you or something, but did you know that there's a book/movie in which they bring dinosaurs back to life and create a park around it? I'm sorry you lead such an overly critical, cringy life. | ||
| #51 - That **** * ******* phone. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | 0 |
| Yeah Avatar is not the 100% accurate representation of weaponry but it was the first and probably the best example that most people would get. More accurate in a sense what the weapons would look like would be the Chinese movies. The over the top actions is exactly how china fought with spirit magic voodoo. Trust me I was there. 100% accurate portrayal. | ||
| #50 - The swords Zuko used look ******* aweful to use. They h… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | +1 |
| Yeah Avatar is not the 100% accurate representation of weaponry but it was the first and probably the best example that most people would get. More accurate in a sense what the weapons would look like would be the Chinese movies. The over the top actions is exactly how china fought with spirit magic voodoo. Trust me I was there. 100% accurate portrayal. | ||
| #49 - A paraplegic with a gun, or bow, or spear could. | 01/12/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | 0 |
| #48 - You strike me as someone who doesn't own weapons. Als… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | +1 |
| Make sure you never play a fantasy game or watch a fantasy movie. You might want to stay away from those media altogether, actually. I'm sorry if this triggers you or something, but did you know that there's a book/movie in which they bring dinosaurs back to life and create a park around it? I'm sorry you lead such an overly critical, cringy life. | ||
| #42 - Picture | 01/12/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | 0 |
| #19 - Well I mean, yeah, vikings were generally just a bunch of farm… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | 0 |
| Chinese used the dao swords, as portrayed by zuko in the avatar. I do not know if it was implemented in wars. Personally, it's fun duel wielding. But in an actual fight, sword and shield would be most effective. The swords Zuko used look fucking aweful to use. They have like, almost no curvature in the handle, which means they would feel uncomfortable as fuck to hold, and if you glanced a blow off something, that shot would flip on your hand all sideways. Just my take on those slippery bastards. Yeah Avatar is not the 100% accurate representation of weaponry but it was the first and probably the best example that most people would get. More accurate in a sense what the weapons would look like would be the Chinese movies. The over the top actions is exactly how china fought with spirit magic voodoo. Trust me I was there. 100% accurate portrayal. | ||
| #17 - I'm pretty sure Viking Berserkers didn't generally use two axe… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | +1 |
| I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their entire shtick is "Lets take these drugs so we don't feel shit and go ham" I'm saying there have been warriors through history who did dual wield, to varying degress of success. Chinese used the dao swords, as portrayed by zuko in the avatar. I do not know if it was implemented in wars. Personally, it's fun duel wielding. But in an actual fight, sword and shield would be most effective. The swords Zuko used look fucking aweful to use. They have like, almost no curvature in the handle, which means they would feel uncomfortable as fuck to hold, and if you glanced a blow off something, that shot would flip on your hand all sideways. Just my take on those slippery bastards. Yeah Avatar is not the 100% accurate representation of weaponry but it was the first and probably the best example that most people would get. More accurate in a sense what the weapons would look like would be the Chinese movies. The over the top actions is exactly how china fought with spirit magic voodoo. Trust me I was there. 100% accurate portrayal. | ||
| #14 - The hell do you mean "properly?" Any person with a s… [+] (12 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | +8 |
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BloodyTurds (01/12/2016) [-] *Almost any I doubt a paraplegic would stand much of a chance.. against 2 swords.. Viking Berserkers. Persians even, had troops that could dual-wield quite effectively. When you put double the weapons in someone's hands they can strike faster, that's the basis. While yes a shielded opponent will MOST LIKELY win against a dual-wielding one, it would depend on training and how much experience they have. And if you don't know, the spear/shield combination was usually for the Phalanx and formations. Outside of that, especially while fighting alone, or after the formation broke(Either due to be overrun, which is neigh impossible because Spartans give literally no shits) or to engage in more 'personal' combat a Spartan would want something a bit easier to control and not be parried away than a spear, so their Swords were used to great effectiveness. I'm pretty sure Viking Berserkers didn't generally use two axes, they used one large axe. And yeah, Spartans didn't route cause they were fucking boss, but still, even when using their swords for individual combat, dual wielding blades is almost the least ideal 'loadout' for being a warrior. Spartan blades weren't particularly strong, or designed for parrying, dual wielding is basically asking for you to get stabbed in every way possible. I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their entire shtick is "Lets take these drugs so we don't feel shit and go ham" I'm saying there have been warriors through history who did dual wield, to varying degress of success. Chinese used the dao swords, as portrayed by zuko in the avatar. I do not know if it was implemented in wars. Personally, it's fun duel wielding. But in an actual fight, sword and shield would be most effective. The swords Zuko used look fucking aweful to use. They have like, almost no curvature in the handle, which means they would feel uncomfortable as fuck to hold, and if you glanced a blow off something, that shot would flip on your hand all sideways. Just my take on those slippery bastards. Yeah Avatar is not the 100% accurate representation of weaponry but it was the first and probably the best example that most people would get. More accurate in a sense what the weapons would look like would be the Chinese movies. The over the top actions is exactly how china fought with spirit magic voodoo. Trust me I was there. 100% accurate portrayal. | ||
| #120 - All joking aside, I've had several people close to me be raped… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Western Rape Culture | +2 |
| I know man, far to may people circlejerking this mentality have never come into contact with rape in any way and have no way of knowing the kinds of suffering it induces and have no place in debating it until people break logic. And while i have had multiple people close to me either get raped or almost, we agree that the trauma is no excuse to ignore logic outside of therapy. | ||
| #3 - I'm confused at why he's dual wielding. That's like, the worst. [+] (23 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange | +11 |
| Make sure you never play a fantasy game or watch a fantasy movie. You might want to stay away from those media altogether, actually. I'm sorry if this triggers you or something, but did you know that there's a book/movie in which they bring dinosaurs back to life and create a park around it? I'm sorry you lead such an overly critical, cringy life. It's not if you know how to do it properly. My question is why it's not a shield/sword. #25 -
BloodyTurds (01/12/2016) [-] *Almost any I doubt a paraplegic would stand much of a chance.. against 2 swords.. Viking Berserkers. Persians even, had troops that could dual-wield quite effectively. When you put double the weapons in someone's hands they can strike faster, that's the basis. While yes a shielded opponent will MOST LIKELY win against a dual-wielding one, it would depend on training and how much experience they have. And if you don't know, the spear/shield combination was usually for the Phalanx and formations. Outside of that, especially while fighting alone, or after the formation broke(Either due to be overrun, which is neigh impossible because Spartans give literally no shits) or to engage in more 'personal' combat a Spartan would want something a bit easier to control and not be parried away than a spear, so their Swords were used to great effectiveness. I'm pretty sure Viking Berserkers didn't generally use two axes, they used one large axe. And yeah, Spartans didn't route cause they were fucking boss, but still, even when using their swords for individual combat, dual wielding blades is almost the least ideal 'loadout' for being a warrior. Spartan blades weren't particularly strong, or designed for parrying, dual wielding is basically asking for you to get stabbed in every way possible. I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their entire shtick is "Lets take these drugs so we don't feel shit and go ham" I'm saying there have been warriors through history who did dual wield, to varying degress of success. Chinese used the dao swords, as portrayed by zuko in the avatar. I do not know if it was implemented in wars. Personally, it's fun duel wielding. But in an actual fight, sword and shield would be most effective. The swords Zuko used look fucking aweful to use. They have like, almost no curvature in the handle, which means they would feel uncomfortable as fuck to hold, and if you glanced a blow off something, that shot would flip on your hand all sideways. Just my take on those slippery bastards. Yeah Avatar is not the 100% accurate representation of weaponry but it was the first and probably the best example that most people would get. More accurate in a sense what the weapons would look like would be the Chinese movies. The over the top actions is exactly how china fought with spirit magic voodoo. Trust me I was there. 100% accurate portrayal. | ||
| #3 - His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun. | 01/11/2016 on Let's kiss a snake | +5 |
| #2 - At least he's got a burning hat. TF2 Players be mirin. | 01/11/2016 on This is fine. | +1 |
| #4 - Yeah, makes sex in the ear easier, so I can keep devout to my … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on soule | +1 |
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| #2 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on soule | +6 |
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| #2 - Make me, faggot. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on best anime OP | +4 |
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| #1 - Picture | 01/10/2016 on Monty Python | +15 |
| #1 - I'm more upset at the choice of OS/Browser someone was using t… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on in a world of warcraft | +1 |
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| #1 - Picture | 01/10/2016 on when you grow a dick out of... | 0 |
| #1 - >How I see black people | 01/10/2016 on kanye | +1 |
