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slayerdog

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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:7/31/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:The Desert
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Content Ranking:#4414
Comment Ranking:#4869
Highest Content Rank:#191
Highest Comment Rank:#392
Content Thumbs: 13241 total,  13923 ,  682
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Content Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:534994
Times Content Favorited:848 times
Total Comments Made:1025
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I need sleep.

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#869 - They gave production rights to Obsidian, the company that can … 06/25/2015 on What is your favorite video... +4
#6 - Maybe I am, but I have no problem with that. 06/25/2015 on Jurassic world in a nutshell 0
#4 - You know what's better than winning the gold medal at the spec…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Jurassic world in a nutshell +2
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#5 - motherfuckingkenji (06/25/2015) [-]
While I mostly agree about her voice, I feel that you would be in the minority in regards to your opinion of her face.
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#6 - slayerdog (06/25/2015) [-]
Maybe I am, but I have no problem with that.
#2 - And he used those amazing genetics to marry Anna Faris, the di…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Jurassic world in a nutshell -3
#9 - imjared (06/25/2015) [-]
i think anna ferris is a hell of a catch
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#8 - herecomesjohnny (06/25/2015) [-]
anna faris and chris pratt make the most sense, out of all couples possible.
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#7 - pawnman (06/25/2015) [-]
Dude, she is a perfect match for him. Watch her interviews and times she isn't acting. She has the same sense of humor and personality as him.
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#3 - motherfuckingkenji (06/25/2015) [-]
If you truly think Anna Faris is "a ditz", then that just means she did her job well.
#4 - slayerdog (06/25/2015) [-]
You know what's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?
Not being retarded.
Just because she's good at her job, doesn't mean it's a glamorous or difficult role. I'm sure she's a nice person, but I don't like her voice or her face.
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#5 - motherfuckingkenji (06/25/2015) [-]
While I mostly agree about her voice, I feel that you would be in the minority in regards to your opinion of her face.
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#6 - slayerdog (06/25/2015) [-]
Maybe I am, but I have no problem with that.
#141 - *roll roll* 06/25/2015 on Let's add new *roll* types! 0
#88 - Taking the cover for your glorious admin, a very loyal s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on FJ Upload Tutorial and TIps 0
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#90 - corporate (06/23/2015) [-]
No..you can see in the content. I made the videos haha.
#26 - Really? Which Alice? WHAT ******* ALICE AM I REFERENCIN…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/23/2015 on You see that paint?... +21
#68 - themightymrplow (06/24/2015) [-]
Man this guy is really passionate about colors.
#77 - oniseiji (06/24/2015) [-]
S-So what folder did that come from?
#70 - themightymrplow (06/24/2015) [-]
And here we see what can happen when you don't look at the picture you uploaded.

>pic related, it's what I meant to use
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#34 - sinonyx (06/23/2015) [-]
dude he was making a joke, calm your tits
#62 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
I believe that's a form of anger-humor. It's when you exaggerate frustration for the sake of putting on a show.
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#65 - sinonyx (06/24/2015) [-]
at least 6 people thought chili was being serious

are you sure that's "anger-humor"
#25 - But that's fine... Cause those are all things that exist that … 06/23/2015 on You see that paint?... 0
#75 - I like how admin is using adblocker. The irony.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2015 on FJ Upload Tutorial and TIps 0
#87 - corporate (06/23/2015) [-]
He's not. THat's me . I'm not using it here.
#88 - slayerdog (06/23/2015) [-]
Taking the cover for your glorious admin, a very loyal soldier indeed.
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#90 - corporate (06/23/2015) [-]
No..you can see in the content. I made the videos haha.
#2 - But Sammy L. Jackson asked for a purple lightsaber so he could…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Black tweets comp +246
#59 - xenophobicbadger (06/24/2015) [-]
But that's wrong... he just likes purple.
#36 - isolovegames (06/24/2015) [-]
He also had "Bad Mother Fucker" engraved on the hilt of the light-saber.
#34 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
cancerplier
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#38 - duvallwhitey (06/24/2015) [-]
Oh you little rascal
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#18 - wonna (06/23/2015) [-]
It's a fucking joke.
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#6 - ieatyououtaldaylon (06/23/2015) [-]
it's a joke
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#4 - secretdestroyers (06/23/2015) [-]
He also claimed he didn't want to "go out like some punk," in Revenge of the Sith. So I ask you and the rest of Funnyjunk: Do you think he did?
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#37 - hellomynameisbill (06/24/2015) [-]
He went out with honour and ended Palpatine's ability to fight physically, so yeah.
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#10 - picamix (06/23/2015) [-]
but he always dies in movies
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#41 - mumblesthepyro (06/24/2015) [-]
not in pulp fiction
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#40 - palmsspaghetti (06/24/2015) [-]
Huh?
#7 - mienkampf (06/23/2015) [-]
hell naw
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#3 - Sunset (06/23/2015) [-]
internalized racism
#13 - I REALLY hate shades. Not because they exist, but the way they…  [+] (29 new replies) 06/23/2015 on You see that paint?... +63
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#75 - synthane (06/24/2015) [-]
Maybe I'm the weird one, but I know the exact shade each of those names is referencing. Looked several of them up to make sure and was right. Dunno how. Maybe I have an unknown talent with color. Maybe I'm just really tired and seeing funky colors to begin with.
#74 - biater (06/24/2015) [-]
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#72 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2015) [-]
WKUK - New Color HD relevant
#63 - mastersunways (06/24/2015) [-]
African Violet is a flower. They are violet.
Source: I work in a grocery store that sells flowers
#44 - vexigen (06/24/2015) [-]
Radical red, sky blue, and shamrock too, and gold so true it glows
#43 - autoflame (06/24/2015) [-]
But shades are heavier than colors
#40 - donekilledyou (06/24/2015) [-]
You could work at Crayola with your logic
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#35 - bagguhsleep (06/24/2015) [-]
kelegram
#31 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
Hehe
#30 - thunderpony (06/23/2015) [-]
I don't know why but these gave me a good laugh. "African violet" and "atomic tangerine " made me laugh the hardest
#23 - Furubatsu (06/23/2015) [-]
*Cracks knuckles*
#27 - Furubatsu (06/23/2015) [-]
Was gonna post each set individually before it occurred to me this is infinitely simpler

Admittedly, scientists have proven women can see a large number of shades in the colour spectrum compared to men, something to do with us being gatherers and thus having to tell berries apart...
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#39 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
I thought it was just some women who had another type of color-seeing cone.
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#25 - slayerdog (06/23/2015) [-]
But that's fine... Cause those are all things that exist that can be referenced... Look at Arctic-Lime, is that an actual fruit, or like a blue-ish green, or a green-ish blue, or what?
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#20 - nickypickle (06/23/2015) [-]
"California gold/brown"
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#19 - chilipadiboy (06/23/2015) [-]
Everyone knows what Alice blue is. Learn your basic colours nigga.
#26 - slayerdog (06/23/2015) [-]
Really? Which Alice? WHAT FUCKING ALICE AM I REFERENCING? IS IT WONDERLAND?
#68 - themightymrplow (06/24/2015) [-]
Man this guy is really passionate about colors.
#77 - oniseiji (06/24/2015) [-]
S-So what folder did that come from?
#70 - themightymrplow (06/24/2015) [-]
And here we see what can happen when you don't look at the picture you uploaded.

>pic related, it's what I meant to use
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#34 - sinonyx (06/23/2015) [-]
dude he was making a joke, calm your tits
#62 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
I believe that's a form of anger-humor. It's when you exaggerate frustration for the sake of putting on a show.
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#65 - sinonyx (06/24/2015) [-]
at least 6 people thought chili was being serious

are you sure that's "anger-humor"
#18 - nought (06/23/2015) [-]
**nought used "*roll picture*"**
**nought rolled image**
>Maroon is derived from French marron ("chestnut")

Almost every single color has a reasonable origin
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#17 - hitlerislord (06/23/2015) [-]
Alabama Crimson is just a reference to the college football team's color
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#14 - zaxzwim (06/23/2015) [-]
i completely agree with you, i would rather call colours by their names like atomic tangerine is a lightish orange colour and seriously the fuck is anti-flash white?
#21 - chimpaflimp (06/23/2015) [-]


<=== That.
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#16 - insertfjusername (06/23/2015) [-]
Anti-flash white is a brilliant white color commonly seen on United States, British and Soviet nuclear bombers. The purpose of the color was to reflect some of the thermal radiation from a nuclear explosion, protecting the aircraft and its occupants.
#3 - Sadly, Arizona. 06/23/2015 on Oh the places they will be... 0
#2 - Picture 06/23/2015 on How to never reach the... 0
#99 - Picture 06/23/2015 on Colbert '12 +7
#98 - This is an improved version that looks cooler in my opinion  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Colbert '12 +34
#189 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
Eh
I see no way for it to emit the blade like that

And that's skallagrim's thing, right? He doesn't exactly account for the Force enhanced strength that would probably keep your hand from slipping anyway
Which you pretty much need just to use a lightsaber, because of the gyroscopic effect made by the plasma
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#245 - mienkampf (06/23/2015) [-]
it could be the same design just without half the cilidner of the guard of the top side
#97 - Picture 06/23/2015 on Colbert '12 +7
#2 - Honesty, saving lives.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on Well it's true +127
#29 - denisDARussian (06/24/2015) [-]
#67 - Smith and wesson 500 magnum plez. 06/23/2015 on Pointblankhits gun... 0
#1 - Dat watermelon doe 06/22/2015 on Shuck and Jive 0
#6 - Half-naked women can sell anything.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/22/2015 on never seen a less impressed... +14
#43 - vegasstoner (06/23/2015) [-]
this is a great video PS.
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#42 - ciacheczko (06/23/2015) [-]
Actually it'a scientifically proven that half-naked women are bad for majority of commercials. Because people focus on women, not the product. It's harder for people to remember what was marketed when hot women are present.

So everyone thinks it's good business, because it obviously attracts a lot of attention, but in reality it's not.
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#12 - majordraco (06/23/2015) [-]
I will pay $1000 for those panties!
#21 - lujan (06/23/2015) [-]
Pornstar Abella Anderson, the chick who rode a dude's dick so hard she broke it, has a naked.com n a k e d . c o m, if link gets removed for some reason camwhoring page where you can buy her used panties for $75, or at least you used to be able to. She'll probably still sell them if you ask her.
#65 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
bitch that's remy
#89 - lujan (06/24/2015) [-]
I know that's remy, I was just giving an option of how to obtain a pornstar's panties
#1 - You are now officially gay. Congrats. 06/22/2015 on Went to a gay bar with my... +5
#1 - Do you mean to tell me that someone thought "I wish I cou… 06/22/2015 on rubiks cube for the blind +1
#6 - He brings the spirit of "Isded" 06/22/2015 on roman +11
#21 - Where in AZ. Tucson kid here. It's hotter than Satan…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on I GOTS A SNAKE! 0
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#22 - kiaserzerg (06/22/2015) [-]
tempe. just off mill ave
#3 - No idea what you're talking about. 06/22/2015 on Russia +3

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User avatar #10 - helpful (08/10/2015) [+] (14 replies)
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First?
User avatar #8 - ecalycptus (06/10/2015) [-]
Dude, I love your art
#9 to #8 - slayerdog ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Oh thank you. I don't usually draw o.o
Oh thank you. I don't usually draw o.o
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